Live Broadcast: This Anchor Is Flying Wildly, And Everyone Is Asking For A Fight
Chapter 19 You, A Big-Eyed Brow, Also Betrayed?
"Come on, Mike."
Lu Cheng stretched out his hand.
The waiter immediately brought the mic.
Then the entire music immediately shut down.
There was only Lu Cheng's voice in the entire bar at this moment.
"It's sunny, the rain has stopped, and you think you can do it again."
"I really can't bear it, I can't say no to you."
The first two sentences come out.
All was stunned.
Originally, they thought it was just an inhuman scolding.
As a result, it is very rhythmic!
——【Fuck you, Lu Shao is rhythm when he scolds people? 】
-【What is this for? Rap? 】
--【Okay ah? It would be a shame if it didn't play well. 】
"Gossiping behind my back, thinking I'm very arrogant."
"Stop deceiving yourself, you have no courage at all."
"Maybe it's your own incompetence that makes you so insecure."
"It's just pretending, it doesn't make any sense at all."
"The real powerhouse is here, you don't have to pretend to be so mysterious."
——【Fuck, f*ck, absolutely! Absolutely! This can be sung well, did not expect Lu Shao to have this skill? 】
——[This is absolutely created on the spot, look, how close to the details. 】
——[Don’t say it, it sounds pretty good! come, Lu Shao, go on! 】
"You lack calcium since you were young, and you lack love when you grow up. You have a thin hemp rope around your waist and a pot lid on your head."
"Grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love, the left cheek is twitching and the right cheek is kicking."
"You look very creative and live with courage."
"Ugly is not your intention, it is God's temper."
"You waste air when you live, and land when you die."
"Absolute waste of soft sister coins."
"If you don't exist, how can you support the beauty of the world."
"If you don't exist, how can I support Lu Cheng's handsomeness."
Hearing this, the scene immediately boiled.
Especially Zhang Tao, when he heard the words supporting Lu Cheng's handsomeness.
Actually mobilized the camera directly, so that the faces of the two people appeared at the same time.
--【Oh! Come, come, did I say, rap is just incidental, scolding talent is the key! 】
——【Ugly is not your original intention, is God's temper? Hahahaha, this word is too funny! 】
——【What the hell, you don’t forget to praise yourself when you sing. 】
——【Hahahaha, Zhang Tao, you are too much, what is it, Lu Shao is just singing, are you really comparing the two faces together? ! Hahahaha, didn't you see that the boy's face was green?]
——[Such a comparison, Lu Shao is really handsome, I didn’t say it, hahahaha! 】
"You depend on mountains and mountains, lean on rivers and rivers, watch chickens die, watch dogs turn over, and you have to raise a sail in this bar."
"You have PHS in your hand, and you are standing in the rain. If you change your left hand to your right, you still can't get through with your right hand."
"You are fine drinking a little wine, walking a dog, wearing a sad hairstyle, and walking on a country road."
"The left foot draws six, the right foot draws seven, the left foot is turned, the right foot is kicked, and I also say that I have just eleven this year."
——【Oh ho, oh ho, this lyrics is powerful, hahaha, God changed his left hand to his right, and the right hand can’t get through, absolutely, hahaha! 】
——[I didn’t understand the last paragraph, what does it mean, who can explain it. 】
——[Hey, what's the explanation for this? It can be summed up as two idioms. The first one is that you can't pull it out and blame the toilet. If you can't get a girl, blame others. The second is—he’s still a child, hahahahaha…]
——[Pfft, disappear, scolding in all directions without dead ends, even the reason you thought of was blocked. Ha ha ha ha! Absolutely! 】
After singing the last sentence, Lu Cheng threw the microphone and raised his neck on the sofa, and then it was a bottle of beer.
Looking down at Zhou Wei: "What? Boy, are you still coming?"
Looking at Zhou Wei again, he fainted with a loud bang.
He didn't expect to kill him, so he scolded him, and then the other party gave him a rap!
Immediately, the live broadcast room became more boiling.
——【The longevity is over! Lu Shao was scolded and fainted. It turned out that Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, it was true! 】
——【Hahahahahaha! You say, this boy is really faint? or fake? 】
——[I think it’s fake, it’s because I can’t hold myself back, and the only way is to pretend to be unconscious. 】
——【Hahaha, don’t care if it’s true or false, this boy must take it seriously! 】
Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Lu Cheng smiled and whispered, "Come on, let me tell you, he is true or false, look carefully."
Afterwards, he coughed: "What about this rap, or it's called "Lu Cheng scolds Zhou Wei", with the subtitle plus his school and class."
As soon as these words came out, I saw Zhou Wei lying on the ground, but he was twitching wildly.
moment.
Laughing in the live room.
——[Hahahaha, fake, fake, so it is, hahahaha, too bad. 】
——【What God is Lu Cheng? Zhou Wei, even have to take it to school and class? 】
——【If you really do that, Zhou Wei will be really shameless, hahahaha…]
——【Lu Shao, if you don’t talk about this aspect, you are the one who loses! 】
At this time, Zhou Wei's group of classmates could only look at Yang Wan'er.
Seeing the pleading eyes of her classmates, Yang Wan'er could only speak: "Young Master Lu, look..."
"Okay, for your sake, don't call this name anymore."
Lu Cheng squeezed Yang Wan'er's hand gently.
Yang Wan'er's face immediately flushed, but she did not refuse.
Of course Lu Cheng came along with the snake stick, squeezed his little hand, and started playing.
then.
Zhang Tao began to eat dog food in large quantities again.
Zhang Tao gave a close-up under the mentality that solo Lele is not as good as all Lele.
then.
The laughter in the live room stopped abruptly.
--【who is it? Who is stuffing my throat with a handful of dog food? 】
——【Why can’t you laugh suddenly? The dog thief Zhang Tao died! 】
——[No, he is not worthy to be called a dog thief, dog Zhang Tao, die! 】
——[Zhang Tao, I didn’t expect you, a big brow and big eyes, to betray you too! 】
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