Live Broadcast: This Anchor Is Flying Wildly, And Everyone Is Asking For A Fight
Chapter 34 Being Mentally Ill
The anchor was running around on the field.
Lu Cheng was holding the dried fruit, thinking about what to do next.
If you want to continue humiliating this bastard, there are many ways.
However, it is estimated that there will be extreme cases.
That is the anchor who reacted and rushed up to fight.
I'm not afraid, but it's a bit embarrassing.
But if he just let it go, he would not be happy.
Think about it.
Lu Cheng narrowed his eyes and made a decision.
Call up.
"Hey, is this a mental hospital? I went to Director Zhao, and we found a mental illness here."
Yes, Lu Cheng called the mental hospital directly.
In other words, this anchor was directly mentally ill.
With the arrival of the ambulance from the mental hospital, the anchor himself was taken away.
Although he kept shouting in the car, he was not sick.
However, apparently no one listened to him.
This one-hand operation.
Directly stunned the audience.
——【Fuck, f*ck, how else can you do this? ! 】
——[Directly mentally ill? ! Hahahahahaha! 】
——[Laughing to death, I watch this kind of joke on the Internet every day, but I didn’t expect it to actually happen, hahaha. 】
--【is this okay? Isn't Lu Cheng afraid of the other party's revenge? 】
——[Relax, there are scientists who have done experiments. In a mental hospital, the most difficult thing is how to prove that they are normal people. 】
——[Eight normal people (including three psychologists, a painter, and a doctor) were mixed into a mental hospital and behaved exactly like normal people, and in the end they all got a piece of mild schizophrenia report, hahahahaha. 】
- [Fuck, is that so? There are no so-called normal people in this world, hahaha. 】
...
An anchor was directly mentally ill.
The other big anchors are obviously also shaking their livers.
They all looked at Lu Cheng with fearful eyes.
As for the fact that Lu Cheng's audience came to make trouble in their live room, they should not see it.
terrible.
If this is not careful, they will be mentally ill.
that's it.
Come noon.
The live broadcast sale came to an end.
Lu Cheng and Jasmine made a net profit of 10,000 yuan in this sale.
Divided into fifty-five, Lu Cheng got five thousand.
Delicious!
After dividing the spoils, we ate a celebration feast and took a lot of dried fruit from the manufacturer.
Lu Cheng and Jasmine broke up on the spot.
Mainly Jasmine.
Before the live broadcast, I could still suppress the emotions in my heart.
Now that it's over, I suddenly think of Lu Cheng, the bastard, taking advantage of her over and over again.
If you stay any longer.
She was probably going to get out of anger.
After all, her audience is still asking her all kinds of questions until now.
"Anchor, what does it feel like to be taken advantage of? Happy? Or angry?"
"Wow, wow, wow, Jasmine, you were bullied so much that you didn't resist?"
"No, no, no, does it mean that someone's heart is sprouting?"
"Hee hee, I think Jasmine must have taken a fancy to Lu Cheng, and I think so too, what a handsome man."
"..."
"Shut up you guys!" Jasmine became angry.
She couldn't figure out what she was thinking now.
...
Look at the big sun in the sky.
Lu Cheng didn't want to go out and wave, so he went home.
When I got home, I found it.
Hu Niu is actually at home, holding a big watermelon to eat.
Lu Cheng was also welcome, he went up and took a piece.
"Why are you back? I'm watching your live broadcast, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Being mentally ill? Hahaha!"
Tiger girl laughs and has no ladylike image.
"You asked me, and I asked you, did you not go to work?"
Lu Cheng asked.
"Holiday, rest for half a day."
Hu Niu said carelessly.
Lu Cheng: "What kind of work? Are you taking a half day off?"
Hu Niu: "Doctor, surgery, do you know that a patient laughed at me today, he actually put a wire into the horse's eye and couldn't get it out, hahahaha..."
"Fuck, ruthless." Lu Cheng was stunned.
Hu Niu said with a smile: "Why not, you don't know, it will be a pleasure to poke there. It's just that this person is relatively sturdy, too deep, and can't be pulled out. Hahaha."
The audience in the live broadcast room was also stunned.
- [Fuck, is this okay? 】
——[He is a ruthless man, stunned. 】
——[Useless knowledge has increased again. 】
——【Surprised, can you still hear this kind of secret? 】
"Also, when I met a patient who needed blood tests, the guy actually told me not to use needles. I almost blurted out that I don't need needles. I'll climb on your neck and use my mouth to suck." Hu Niu smiled without a trace. image.
——[Pfft, hahahaha, what genius patient? 】
——【Hahaha, you don’t need needles to draw blood? Hahaha, but it's just left to suck with the mouth. 】
——[I’m dying of laughter, it’s the first time I found out that a doctor is so fun. 】
"Also, there's more." Hu Niu also talked about sex: "Once a patient complained to me, the reason was that he obviously had pain in the right side of his chest, and when he complained that when I had an electrocardiogram, he did it on the left side. On the side, I suspect that I am a quack doctor."
--【puff! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Damn, is there such a thing? 】
-【What the hell? Ha ha ha ha! 】
——[Wait a while, I didn’t react, the patient was right. 】
——[Upstairs, I seriously doubt that you are the patient, hahaha, the electrocardiogram is a special measure of the heart, which side do you mean? Ha ha ha ha! 】
——[Pfft, hahaha, I’m stupid, hahaha…]
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