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Chapter 16 Chapter 167 [A look at my brother is someone who came here]

Chapter 16 Chapter 167 [You can see that I’ve been here before] Please read it!!!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 16 Chapter 16 + 17 [You can see that this guy is from here] - Please read it!!!

After knowing that the beautiful young woman in front of him might be the future landlord, Shen Jingbing immediately became enthusiastic:

"Hello sister, you can just call me Xiao Shen. I don't know what to call me?"

This beautiful girl's daughter is already in elementary school. She is probably seven or eight years older than me, so it is natural for her to be called Sister Sheng.

However, although she is about thirty years old, she takes very good care of herself and looks like she is only in her mid-twenties.

The beautiful young woman smiled and said:

"My name is Fu Xiaozhu, little brother. Thank you for the lottery draw this afternoon."

Shen Jingbing quickly waved his hands and said with a smile:

"Sister Xiaozhu, you're welcome. They're all the company's stuff, it's nothing."

Fu Xiaozhu's eyes curved playfully, and then he said with a smile:

"I really didn't expect that it was you who wanted to rent a house."

"Hey, little brother, come here, I'll show you the house."

"If you like it, I will give you a cheaper price!"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing said quickly:

"What's so embarrassing about this? Sister Xiaozhu, your rent here is already very cheap."

Fu Xiaozhu shook his head, glanced at him, and joked:

"It's okay, I'm renting these two floors, little brother, you don't have to be polite to me!"

Blinking slightly, Fu Xiaozhu turned around and walked deeper into the corridor.

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing glanced around and was suddenly startled, making a small calculation in his mind.

There are six rooms on this floor. If each room is 50 square meters, the house price is calculated as 50,000 square meters——

Damn it!

Shen Jingbing was greatly shocked.

The beautiful young woman in front of me turned out to be a renter with a property worth RMB 30 million!

He couldn't help but wonder, how could he meet either celebrities or rich women after activating the system?

But since she knew that Fu Xiaozhu was a renter, Shen Jingbing was willing to accept her agreement to lower the rent.

It is good for children from poor families to save some money.

The two walked a few steps and arrived at room number 305. Fu Xiaozhu took out a bunch of keys from his bag and opened the door.

What immediately comes into view is a spacious and bright space.

Although the area of ​​this house is only 50 to 60 square meters, it has good lighting and does not look depressing at all.

The first time he saw this room, Shen Jingbing liked it from the bottom of his heart.

Fu Xiaozhu took out the shoe covers from the shoe cabinet next to him, gave him a pair, and said as he walked in:

"Brother, come in and take a look!"

Under the leadership of Fu Xiaozhu, Shen Jingbing toured the layout and decoration of the house and became increasingly satisfied.

Not only does this house have excellent lighting, but its overall style is simple and modern.

It is fully furnished and electrically furnished, and only needs a little decoration to move in.

Fu Xiaozhu saw this and asked with a smile:

"What do you think, little brother?"

"very good!"

Shen Jingbing expressed his unabashed appreciation, and then asked tentatively:

"Sister Xiaozhu, how much does this house cost? I want to rent it, but is it convenient?"

Fu Xiaozhu pursed his lips and smiled and said:

"Of course, I'll give you three thousand a month!"

"Instead of paying quarterly, how about monthly payment?"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing suddenly felt moved and said:

"Thank you, Sister Xiaozhu, but this price... is too cheap?"

Fu Xiaozhu chuckled and said:

"Others think it's expensive, but you think it's cheap."

Shen Jingbing scratched his head and remembered that Fu Xiaozhu was a multi-millionaire, so he gave up the idea of ​​refusing and said shyly:

"Then...thank you Sister Xiaozhu!"

Fu Xiaozhu waved his hand and said with a smile:

"Then let's talk about it. When will you move here, little brother?"

Shen Jingbing thought for a while and said:

"I'll move here tomorrow, is that convenient?"

Fu Xiaozhu said with a smile:

"Of course it's convenient. Then add me on WeChat and send me a message when you come."

"As for the contract, I can wait until you move in before signing it. I can trust you anyway."

Shen Jingbing felt warm in her heart and said:

"Then thank you very much, Sister Xiaozhu!"

After adding WeChat, Shen Jingbing and Fu Xiaozhu exchanged some information and then returned to the old house with joy.

Because I have to move tomorrow, I spent the whole night packing my things.

It was quite tiring for him.

The next day.

Shen Jingbing got up early, planning to complete the chores first and then get busy with moving.

Shen Jingbing opened his live broadcast account and was shocked when he saw the number of fans.

One day later, the number of fans jumped from 50,000 to 80,000.

He didn't do anything, so why did he gain followers so quickly?

This generation of netizens is so outrageous!

I just like watching people die.

Shen Jingbing wondered, crossed himself on his chest and prayed:

"Three Pure Ones are above us, Buddha bless us!"

"Please give me a more normal mission!"

Then, he opened the system and checked today's tasks.

The next moment, Shen Jingbing shouted in his heart, "F*ck" and dug his toes into the ground.

[Today’s task: Find a maid mansion, order five girls to play with, and sing three children’s songs (from the system-specified music library) in public! 】

【mission rewards:】

【1. Cash reward 38888】

【2.Basketball: Top Amateur】

[3. Reimburse the cost of this task]

[Hidden special task: Sing another song, and every time a girl cries while singing, she will receive a reward]

Singing children's songs in front of the little sister you play with?

I have to say, this task is really embarrassing.

But when she saw this task, Shen Jingbing had already thought about what children's song to sing to avoid embarrassment to the greatest extent.

but--

After he read the music library designated by the system, his pupils shrank instantly and his body couldn't help but twitch!!

The system is crazy!

You have to sing this kind of children's song in front of the whole internet.

Just kill me!

What a stupid system, the AI ​​was trained at a college for the mentally retarded, right?

How else to select a music library that is so anti-human?

Shen Jingbing looked at the songs in the music library and felt secretly resentful.

Today is another day of social death!

Although he was extremely resistant in his heart, Shen Jingbing had no choice but to accept the reality due to the generous rewards provided by the system.

After all, it's only 40,000 yuan. You can get this amount for one live broadcast. I don't know how many anchors can even imagine it.

Thinking of this, Shen Jingbing calmed down, checked the information about the Maid Mansion on the Internet, then opened the live broadcast account and started the live broadcast:

[The Maid Mansion invites a group of girls to accompany them and sing three children's songs in public (absolutely social!!!)]

After launching the live broadcast, Shen Jingbing took his guitar and got into a taxi.

The moment the live broadcast was turned on, countless netizens entered the live broadcast:

"Nima, the Abstract Emperor is finally on air!"

"Who said our human race doesn't have a great emperor?"

"I waited from morning until night, and finally I waited for you!"

"Get ready quickly, I will feel uncomfortable if I don't watch your live broadcast for a day."

"Abstract Mulberry, the cherry blossoms in my hometown are blooming again!"

"Emma, ​​the anchor's live broadcast room is getting more and more lively!"

"Just looking at the barrage, let me take a look at today's title -"

After a moment of silence, the live broadcast room exploded:

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"I'm going to the maid mansion today!! Awesome!!!"

"I just said that if you follow the anchor, there will be beautiful girls watching!"

“Pay attention to the title, it’s not about one or two companions, it’s about a group!!”

"Let's just say, is this maid mansion that my eldest brother went to serious?"

"It must be serious. If not, who will?"

"Wait...so is it serious or not?"

"Don't worry about it. I just want to know why the host went to the maid mansion to sing children's songs?"

"Who doesn't know now that our eldest brother focuses on contrast!<-biubiu-(`ω∩)"

"Nima, singing children's songs in front of a group of strangers? Just thinking about it makes me crawl into the cracks in the ground!"

“I once doubted the host’s mental state!”

"What the anchor focuses on is not contrast, but thick skin!!"

"Brother, I advise you to be kind. Yesterday's live broadcast made my stomach hurt from laughing!"

"I just want to know what kind of children's song is being sung? Can I order "Two Tigers"?"

"Singing "Two Tigers" seriously in front of a group of young ladies?"

"Fuck! I'm laughing so hard!!"

"..."

The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked!

The previous two tasks performed by Shen Jingbing were outrageous enough, but compared to today's task, in terms of abstraction, they were beyond comparison.

They couldn't help but think deeply about what kind of creative state Shen Jingbing was in to be able to come up with such outrageous and cruel work.

After getting into the taxi, Shen Jingbing said to the driver:

"Master, go to the maid mansion in space 37°2."

The driver had a bald head, wore a pair of sunglasses, and looked calm and collected.

After hearing the location, the driver showed a smile that all men understand and said:

"Brother, you are a sweetheart!"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly and said:

"Master, you misunderstood."

"I just went to sing."

The driver looked like someone who had come before, nodded and said:

"I understand, I understand! Brother, you don't need to explain!"

"But there is one thing, brother, you must pay attention to it."

"Be sure to exercise moderation! Don't think that you should overdo it when you are young and in good health. Otherwise, you will regret it when you get older."

"Brother, I've been through this before. You must listen to my advice!"

Shen Jingbing couldn't help but twitch his lips, why is this driver's brother getting more and more outrageous?

In desperation, he had no choice but to remind the driver:

"Master, I am a store tour anchor, and I am currently broadcasting live!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the driver fell silent.

Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room started barrage:

"Hahahaha! I'm laughing so hard!"

"A classic scene!"

"Every word of Brother Driver is a classic quote!"

"When you look at me, I know you are here."

"Well, the thirty-eight-year-old Qilin Arm came out to speak from his own experience. Brothers, you really need to pay attention to moderation."

"There is a saying from the ancients: 'Twenty-eight beauties have a body that looks like a crispy body, and they hold a sword at their waists to kill fools. Although no heads are seen, they secretly teach you that your bones are withered!'"

“I don’t know why, but I suddenly felt like I was seeing a pornographic bar!??”

"..."

(End of chapter)

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