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Chapter 18 [Who Says My Human Race Has No Great Emperor?] Seek further reading
Chapter 18 [Who said our human race doesn’t have a great emperor?] Please read it!!!
Author: Eating donuts today
Chapter 18 [Who said our human race doesn’t have a great emperor?]——Please read it!!!
"Boom!"
After two knocks on the door, a crisp female voice came from outside:
"Sir, we are the maids you ordered. Is it convenient to come in now?"
Shen Jingbing crossed her legs on the sofa, closed her eyes and said in a deep voice:
"Well, come in."
The moment the five third-term maids pushed the door open, Shen Jingbing opened her eyes and was stunned.
He has lived for so long and has never seen so many goddess-level girls gather together.
Not to mention, they were all wearing black stockings and maid outfits.
The five girls rushed in and surrounded Shen Jingbing. Some of them pressed their shoulders, some of them beat their legs, and they even shouted softly:
"Onii-chan is so handsome!"
"Much more handsome than my ex-boyfriend!"
"I wonder what your brother's surname is?"
"I have to admit that my brother's appearance is comparable to that of my male idol Gu Yuege."
"..."
She is worthy of being a third-term maid. Her massage techniques are top-notch and her skills are impressive.
Shen Jingbing immediately closed his eyes comfortably and said:
"Excuse me, my surname is Shen!"
The two of them provided him with massage services. After greeting him, they went to adjust the karaoke equipment.
At this time, the smaller cute lolita with twin tails held up the plate and asked Shen Jingbing:
"Onii-chan, do you want something to drink?"
Shen Jingbing raised his hand, snapped his fingers and said:
"A cup of Coke from 1982, thank you!"
Hearing this, the maids immediately laughed and leaned back, revealing their starry eyes and said:
"Brother is too funny, isn't he!?"
"I just like men with such a sense of humor. He is very considerate at first sight!"
"..."
The cute loli maid smiled slightly, revealing two shallow dimples, and said:
"Okay Onii-chan, I'll get you a bottle of Coke!"
Watching the Loli maid skipping away, Shen Jingbing couldn't help but sigh.
It turns out that the life of rich people is so simple and unpretentious.
At this moment, netizens in the live broadcast room are in envy mode:
"I admire you so much!"
“Is this how rich people live?”
"These girls are so good-looking. I can't find anyone with such good looks in my school."
"She is worthy of being a third-term maid. This appearance and experience are worthy of 888 for one hour!"
"What a Coke from 1982, it's so funny!"
"To be honest, I like that loli girl with twin tails!"
"Thank you, brother! You took me to a world I have never seen before!"
"The anchor looks very rich, V me 50 to see his strength!"
"No girl has ever spoken to me in this tone. Which maid parlor is this? When I save up money, I want to go and experience it."
"..."
Just when netizens were envious of Shen Jingbing, someone suddenly asked:
"Wait a minute, I just read the title again. Could it be that the anchor is going to sing a social-death nursery rhyme in front of these five goddess girls!!?"
As soon as this statement came out, it immediately stirred up waves, and many netizens came to their senses:
"Isn't it!? That would be too embarrassing!"
"Damn it, I was so embarrassed that I couldn't even look at it!"
"How hard you are to show off now, how embarrassing it will be when you sing later!"
"As expected of my eldest brother, this scene and this image make me dig my toes into the ground just thinking about it!"
"Anchor, please pay for my computer, I just sprayed a mouthful of coke on the host!"
"I have to say, I kind of want to see the expressions of these maids when they see the host singing children's songs."
"The painting style is so beautiful that I can't bear to look directly at it."
"At first I thought today's work was meaningless, but now I see that I was wrong!"
"Hmph, I, the abstract emperor of the human race, come forward, do you think you can make a living?"
"It's a pity that it's too abstract. I'm so thin-skinned that I can't stand just looking at it."
"The anchor's mental endurance is directly related to his mental state!"
"The Emperor of Abstraction takes action, who can compete with him?"
"..."
Originally, many netizens were envious of Shen Jingbing, but when they thought about the work he would have to do today, they all expressed their unbearable feelings.
At this moment, the maid with twin ponytails dragged in the tray and brought in two cans of Pepsi and several plates of fruit.
Shen Jingbing's eyes were on her twin ponytails, which seemed very interesting.
But suddenly, Shen Jingbing seemed to notice something. He leaned forward and placed his eyes on the chest of a maid who was debugging equipment.
Yaya.
On the badge on her chest is the maid's name.
Shen Jingbing waved, looked at the maid Yaya and said:
"Why do you look familiar to me?"
Yaya smiled, walked closer, squatted beside Shen Jingbing, and raised a delicate and pure face.
As she raised her head, the hair on the side of her face fell down, revealing the silver earrings on her delicate earlobes.
From Shen Jingbing's perspective, Yaya is like a kitten lying on his lap, extremely attractive.
What was even more irresistible was that Shen Jingbing could still vaguely see the strands of spring color in her neckline.
Seeing Shen Jingbing's gaze, Yaya smiled softly and said:
"Maybe Yaya has seen her master somewhere, maybe!"
The sound of master directly touches the soul.
Shen Jingbing suddenly couldn't hold himself tight.
Fortunately, he has seen many beauties in the past two days, otherwise he would really be embarrassed in front of many netizens.
But Shen Jingbing could restrain himself, but that didn't mean that netizens could restrain themselves. He howled one after another:
"Ahhh! What did I hear?"
"Wow!! She just called me master!"
"I couldn't help but swallow my tears."
"I declare that from this moment on, she is my 79542nd wife!"
"...You really are upstairs."
"For this service, let alone 8888, 8888 is worth it!"
"I can't wait to become a host right now."
"The anchor is not a human being! Give me my wife back!"
"..."
Ignoring the howls of netizens, Shen Jingbing squinted his eyes and suddenly remembered where he had seen the maid Yaya.
It was the girl in the pink skirt who decisively rejected him when he asked for WeChat for the Flying Pig mission.
Shen Jingbing did not reveal this, but nodded and said:
"Indeed, you look like an acquaintance of mine."
Yaya smiled slightly, stood up and said:
"Brother, the singing equipment has been adjusted. Which song do you want to sing first?"
Shen Jingbing shook his head and said:
"Sing, wait a minute, are there any playing cards? I want to play two games of Landlord first!"
Just like doing that thing, the whole task cannot get to the main point at once, there must always be some anticipation.
Of course, the real reason is that Shen Jingbing is not mentally prepared to die singing children's songs.
Yaya leaned forward slightly and said:
"Okay, Master!"
"Yaya, go get the playing cards and play with the master with everyone!"
"..."
Not long after, the six people sat down around the coffee table and started fighting the landlord.
Shen Jingbing plays poker with two maids.
The Loli girl with twin tails is the referee.
Yaya sat next to her and peeled the grapes, then brought the peeled grape flesh to Shen Jingbing's mouth.
Behind him, there was a maid rubbing his shoulders.
Seeing this scene, netizens couldn’t calm down anymore!
(End of chapter)
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