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Chapter 29 [Mom asked me why I knelt down to watch the live broadcast!] Please read it!!!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 29 [Mom asked me why I knelt down to watch the live broadcast!] Please read it!!!

In the atmosphere of laughter in the singing room and live broadcast room, Shen Jingbing walked to the sofa and played and sang passionately:

"Don't blame me, blame me!"

"I have been studying martial arts for several years!"

"Your husband can chop bricks!"

"My little brother knows how to do Tai Chi!"

"..."

"Husband, he is a little bastard ~ a little bastard!"

"Know how to use swords, guns and swords and sticks!"

"Knock you down in three or two strokes!"

"Take care of yourself!"

"..."

"One on one, fight alone! Fight alone!"

"He started crying as soon as I started doing it!"

"Pick up his hair with your left hand!"

"Kick him in the ribs with your right foot!"

"..."

"You want to have sex with my husband! Do it with my husband!"

"I'll be the referee!"

"Whichever wins will follow!"

"Defeat that urine pot!"

"..."

Shen Jingbing sang half a song in a row, during which there was laughter in the singing room.

When she sang to the end, Sister Jing started laughing, not to mention the other four maids.

Xianzi and the others all collapsed on the sofa with laughter. Their legs were so weak that they could not stand up. Many of them burst into tears from laughter.

It seems that even if all the hidden tasks are not completed, at least I can get a passing grade.

During the singing, the barrage in the live broadcast room continued:

"Hahahaha! It's so funny that the Emperor of Abstraction sings an abstract folk song!"

"Let's just say, when the school is roller skating on the streets, putting this on will definitely attract attention!"

"I'm afraid that the roller skating club will become history from now on!"

"Damn! Are you here to steal someone, or are you here to challenge someone?"

"Is there a possibility that you can steal someone without running into him, and challenge him if you run into him?"

"A wife brings a cheating man home to fight with her husband. Whoever wins the fight will go with her. She also threatens that her husband is awesome. Your husband is so angry that he has no place to vent his attacks on Tianling Gai. So you tricked a mistress into coming back to ask for a beating. How wonderful. !”

"The anchor's job is too rough!"

"Elegant! Really elegant!"

"The vulgarity is the elegance. In this song, I heard the scenery of the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau and the magnificence of the Lancang River. As the saying goes, meeting a close friend in the mountains and flowing water is like hearing fairy music, and my ears are temporarily bright. Listening to this song, I will have no regrets in this life!"

"You are so literate upstairs! Can you teach me how to identify male coppers?"

"Let me tell you, when you look at chrysanthemums, they are almost the same!"

As soon as this statement came out, countless netizens admired it:

"Damn! It's so meaningful!"

"It's so funny, it's almost the same as a god riding a horse!"

"It seems that brother has personal experience, otherwise he would not be able to say such elegant words!"

"..."

In Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room, active barrage often means there are many gifts.

The grandpa in the audience was so happy that all the super rockets, Ferris wheels, and sports cars were thrown at Shen Jingbing's face.

Especially the big guys in the live broadcast room are even more extraordinary.

Jiang Luoluo in the garden villa now has no celebrity airs at all. She rolls around on the bed with her mobile phone and bursts into laughter from time to time.

This guy’s live broadcast is so interesting!

Jiang Luoluo laughed for a long time, until she was almost out of oxygen and then she stopped. Then she picked up her phone and scrolled for a while.

Reward! Must reward!

Jiang Luoluo had never laughed so crazily in her life.

For this reason, she decided to have a big one!

Those five aircraft carriers before were just a small amount of money to her!

Jiang Luoluo thought for a while, then simply flipped the gift column to the last column, clicked on the spaceship five times, and then clicked to send!

Later, in the live broadcast room, five spaceships slowly emerged, even accompanied by a buzzing vibration special effect——

“‘Jiang Jiang Don’t Eat Ginger’ rewarded the anchor ‘I’m Crazy’ with five spaceships!”

With the emergence of this news, the entire live broadcast room suddenly became quiet.

Not only Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room, but the entire live broadcast platform came to a standstill for a moment.

Because this message not only appeared in Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room, but also appeared in the form of a banner at the top of the homepage of the live broadcast platform.

Then, Shen Jingbing’s live broadcast room exploded!

Countless new viewers poured into the live broadcast room and started comments and barrages:

"Holy shit! Come and pay homage to the boss!"

"Five spaceships, that's a million!?"

“‘Ginger doesn’t eat ginger’? Never heard of this one??”

"Big brother, please take care of me! The younger one can do everything! Just a salary of 5,000 a month will be enough!"

"It's so awesome! One million! The anchor has made a fortune!"

"How much money does it make to be an anchor? I will start broadcasting tomorrow too!"

"What is the anchor talking about? Let me see the title——"

"What the hell? The maid mansion ordered a group of young ladies to accompany them and sing three social-dead children's songs in public?"

"Isn't it? Is it so embarrassing?"

"It was so funny that my mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast!"

"Hey! Isn't this the live-action anchor who is very popular at Station B recently? The show is so effective? In just a few days, he has made a million?"

“I feel like there’s something about it, let’s pay attention first and then talk about it!”

"..."

Jiang Luoluo's gift reward attracted many new viewers to the live broadcast room.

When these new viewers saw such an abstract title in the live broadcast room, they immediately became interested and clicked to pay attention.

Not long after, the number of viewers in Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room reached its peak.

However, Shen Jingbing didn't know this yet.

He had just finished singing "Pinch Your Big Hip", returned to the stage, clapped his hands to the maids and said with a smile:

"I originally planned to sing "Onion", but I got emotional and couldn't help it!"

After hearing this, several maids recovered from their twitching smiles, and the expressions on their faces seemed to suggest that they were surviving after a disaster.

They wiped the non-existent sweat from their foreheads.

God can't help it!

After saying that, Shen Jingbing put down the microphone and returned to the sofa.

He said sincerely to the maids and sisters:

“That’s it for today, I’m really tired of singing!”

At this point, Shen Jingbing decided to end this trip to the maid mansion.

First, the daily tasks and hidden tasks have been completed.

Secondly, the recharge time is almost over, with only the last ten minutes left.

The system reimbursement has been settled, and Shen Jingbing can no longer afford the 5,000 yuan/hour noble service.

Hearing this, several young ladies blushed on their faces and breathed a sigh of relief.

Shen Jingbing is so strong that they really can't bear the torment.

Surrounded by the maids and ladies, Shen Jingbing opened the system and inquired about the completion status of the hidden tasks.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up:

[Congratulations to the host, you made three maids cry and received three rewards! 】

(End of chapter)