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Chapter 32 [The doctor said I am almost cured!] Please read it!!!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 32 [The doctor said I am almost cured!] - Please read it!!!

After the broadcast, Shen Jingbing couldn't wait to open the backstage and count the income from this live broadcast.

Looking at the series of numbers for the reward amount, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

Don't blame Shen Jingbing for not living up to expectations, he has never seen so much money in his life.

The reward amount for three social-dead children's songs is already close to two million.

The reward amount for the latter game, apart from the one million for the five spaceships, and only the scattered gifts, was close to two hundred thousand!

If you add it all up, it’s three million!

Half of the income is 1.5 million!

He swallowed in frustration again.

1500000!

This is a fully paid house in my hometown in the prefecture-level city!

If a rural young man like him can buy an apartment in the city on his own, buy a car worth over RMB 100,000, and raise a gift of RMB 200,000 from his family, he can find a beautiful girl and get married.

Among them, even if someone completes this achievement before the age of thirty, he or she will be a famous scholar from all over the country.

It's just a pity that with the systematic Shen Jingbing, his goal does not stop there.

If one is not enough, I will fight ten!!

Just when Shen Jingbing was thinking about the future, his live video today became a hot search on station B.

Because there are so many famous scenes in this maid club, and Shen Jingbing now has a lot of fans, there are endless second-generation videos.

His fans are naturally not normal people, and most of the names they give his videos are weird, such as:

"The anchor visited the maid club and ordered five top-notch maids in one go. The plot behind it cannot be described."

"The Emperor of Abstraction comes out with a new work: The story that the maid and I have to tell"

"I can't bear to look at it, what did this man do? Why are the goddesses' faces so red?"

"..."

Of course, there are also more serious ones:

"Three Social Death Children's Songs, the Abstract Emperor Directly Becomes a God!!"

"Famous scenes: "Brother is here", "I...my mother gave birth to a baby", "My heart is frozen"..."

"On the Barrage Culture in the Abstract Emperor Live Broadcast Room"

"..."

But whether it is a serious title or an informal title, it is always eye-catching.

Many netizens who have never followed Shen Jingbing’s live broadcast are very surprised when they see such a strong title!

They did not dodge, nor did they want to dodge!

Just clicked in!

It turns out that TM was careless!

It turned out to be a live broadcast!!

well!

It must be selling dog meat on sheep's head.

But after everything has been clicked and everything has come, there is no reason to quit.

The traditional virtues of the Chinese people made them bite the bullet and read on, and the result was——

groove!

Laughed!

So awesome!

Damn attention!!

Must pay attention!!!

The comments about Shen Jingbing under these second-generation videos are very illustrative:

"I am a mentally ill person. After watching his live broadcast, the doctor said that I am almost cured! Because I will never say that I am not sick anymore!"

"Chinese people don't dare to watch his live broadcast! Earthlings don't dare to watch it! Aliens don't dare to watch it either! As long as it's a carbon-based creature, it will explode if you take one look at it!"

"I reiterate! The live streaming industry cannot lose the Abstract Emperor, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem!"

“When I thought he was a shop-tour anchor, I found out he was a live-action anchor; when I thought he was a live-action anchor, I found out he was a singing anchor; when I thought he was a singing anchor, It turns out he's not human at all."

"Human beings can't do this kind of work!"

"It is recommended to inform the relevant research institutes and quickly take slices for research! I am sure that if the anchor's genes are 1% similar to ours, then it is an instrument failure!"

"..."

One funny joke after another from the sand sculpture netizens has directly made Shen Jingbing a phenomenon-level figure at Station B.

Currently, there are no less than five videos in the top 100 on the video rankings of Station B, all related to Shen Jingbing’s three live broadcasts.

Every netizen who watched his live video said:

god!

It’s so fucking awesome!

Of course, which "god" it is depends on Shen Jingbing's live broadcast nickname.

Shen Jingbing doesn’t know about the craze on station B because he is currently engaged in moving in full swing:

"Hey! Master Huolala, don't worry, I'm a man and I won't jump out of the car!"

“…(moving in)”

"Master, come and help me!"

“…(checking out)”

"What? There are so few things and the distance is so close. You want a hundred from me?"

“…(in dispute)”

"Okay, just one hundred, let's move it up and transfer it to you!"

“…(moving in)”

After getting the key from Fu Xiaozhu and putting the things in their place, Shen Jingbing scanned the QR code to pay with distress.

A total of three sacks of stuff, a two-kilometer journey, actually cost 100 yuan!

Really black!

Let him go to his hometown and you can get it done for twenty yuan.

Master Shen, who was using Lala Lala for the first time, couldn't help feeling a little worried about his pocket.

But then he thought about it, it was wrong!

Didn’t I just make 1.5 million today?

No matter how high or low we are, we can no longer be considered poor!

It's only a hundred yuan, and it only takes a few minutes.

Thinking of this, the discomfort in Shen Jingbing's heart dissipated a little.

Singing "I am a painter with strong painting skills", Shen Jingbing tidied up the room and finally the room looked like a new home.

After cleaning up, Shen Jingbing wiped the dust off his hands and looked at the neat and tidy house, feeling very satisfied.

Finally, I no longer have to live like a mouse in a basement of less than ten square meters.

He threw himself on the 1.8-meter-wide bed and closed his eyes comfortably.

This is the life that people should enjoy!

But suddenly, there were two knocks on the door, and then a soft voice came:

"Brother, have you packed up?"

Shen Jingbing knew it was the beautiful landlord Fu Xiaozhu, so he got out of bed and opened the door.

The moment he opened the door, his eyes suddenly lit up and he saw Fu Xiaozhu's pretty face.

She may have just taken a shower and changed into a silk suspender skirt, and the large area of ​​white and rosy skin on her chest was clearly visible.

This was the first time Shen Jingbing saw such clothes in reality.

He couldn't help but blush, and looked at her carefully.

Fu Xiaozhu was indeed a charming young woman. She had radiant eyes, slightly red cheeks, delicate lips, and skin as smooth as jade.

Petite in stature, but gentle and graceful.

Any man who meets such a woman would want to indulge in her gentleness.

It's just a pity that the famous lady already has an owner.

Shen Jingbing sighed with emotion, laughed shyly, and asked her:

"Sister Xiaozhu, what's going on?"

Fu Xiaozhu gently bent his eyes and said:

"You've been busy all afternoon, haven't you eaten yet?"

"I just finished it. It's the first day you come to my place. As a landlord, I have to do my best to be a landlord, right?"

When Shen Jingbing heard that he could eat for free, he nodded hurriedly and kept saying:

"This is great! Thank you, Sister Xiaozhu!"

(End of chapter)

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