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Chapter 48 [Anchor, how do you know so much?] - Please read it!!!

Seeing a customer arriving, Shen Jingbing immediately raised his voice and said:

"Welcome!"

The fat man wearing Mai-senpai's seductive T-shirt was immediately startled and asked:

"Brother, what do you do?"

Shen Jingbing smiled and said:

"I am the shopping guide of our store. If you want to buy anything, sir, just ask me."

Hearing this, the little fat boy was stunned for a moment and froze on the spot.

At this moment, his heart felt as if it had been washed away by a mudslide, and it was devastated.

Isn't this an adult self-service store?

Why is there a shopping guide?

Seeing his expression, netizens laughed out loud:

"Hahaha! Meet another victim!!"

"Two goals!!"

"What a sin!"

"Little Fatty: When I visit an adult self-service store and meet a shopping guide, I will really appreciate it!"

“Today we have the copywriting for Moments!!”

"..."

After a long time, the little fat man finally calmed down.

Then he took a deep breath, glanced at Shen Jingbing suspiciously, and silently moved back.

Xiaopang came to the door of the store and took a serious look at the large-character signboard "Yepu Adult Buffet" before walking in again and asked Shen Jingbing:

"Brother, are you really a shopping guide?"

Shen Jingbing nodded.

Then, Xiaopang scratched his head and couldn't help asking the same question:

"But... isn't there anyone selling goods here?"

Shen Jingbing gave the same explanation again.

The little fat man nodded doubtfully, then he seemed to remember something, touched his head, laughed, pointed at the airplane and said:

"That's just right, brother, I want to buy this!"

"Can you help introduce me?"

Good guy!!

What a great guy, so direct!!

Hearing what the little fat man said, the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be shocked, and then the barrage flooded the screen:

"Hahahaha!! Damn, you are such a warrior!"

"This love rival, although the host has coded you, I am still curious, what kind of courage did you have to say such a thing in front of 600,000 viewers?"

"Love really requires courage to face the six-eyed flying fish~"

"Brothers upstairs, don't talk nonsense, we are all family members!!"

"..."

This was the first time he met such a worry-free customer. Shen Jingbing couldn't help but nodded with pleasure, showed a professional smile and said:

"Sir, it's a pleasure to serve you!"

"Before I introduce the product, I would like to have a general understanding of your situation. Is it inconvenient for you to know?"

Hearing what Shen Jingbing said, Xiaopang suddenly felt that he was professional and said happily:

"Of course, there's no one else here, just ask!"

Shen Jingbing pondered for a moment and asked:

"First question, have you used this type of product before?"

Xiaopang shook his head and said:

“This is my first time buying, so I don’t know much about it!”

Shen Jingbing led him to the vending machine and introduced:

"This kind of product on the market is generally divided into three levels, and customers can choose according to their own physical constitution."

Hearing what Shen Jingbing said was reasonable and well-founded, Xiaopang nodded vigorously, his face full of expectation.

Shen Jingbing continued:

"The first one is for people with sensitive constitutions. It takes 3-5 minutes. Slow play products are recommended!"

"The second one is for normal physique, it takes about 10 minutes, and a medium product is recommended."

"The last kind of insensitive body, it takes about 15 minutes. High-end products are recommended."

"I don't know, guest, do you understand?"

Hearing this, Xiaopang nodded, and then asked a little shyly:

"Then what if...I don't fall into these three categories?"

Shen Jingbing was surprised.

I didn’t expect that the chubby little guy in front of me was ordinary, but he was also as talented as myself?

He couldn't help but asked curiously:

"How long does it usually take you?"

Little Fatty said coquettishly:

"It's been much better recently than before, and I can look like I'm doing it for fifteen or six seconds!"

???

Shen Jingbing slowly typed out a series of question marks.

Fifteen or six seconds, why don't you run a hundred meters?

This is... this is incredible, right?

Hearing Xiaopang's words, the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but burst out laughing:

"Fuck! Anchor Shabi, please pay for my laptop!!"

"It's over. I sprayed coke on the sofa. My mother is going to beat me to death when she comes back!"

"Fifteen or six seconds, faster than I can run 100 meters! Incredible!!"

"This is after exercise. How fast did brother do before exercise?"

"Brother, luckily the anchor gave you a code, otherwise the entire network would have died!!"

"I'm already on my toes!!"

"Toes on the ground +1!"

"Brothers, I have found the biological time ranking list for you: duck 0.3s, giraffe 1s, just because 5s, lion 30s, cat 10min, pig 30min, snake 1h!"

"giao!! After the litterateur, a biologist appears in the live broadcast room!?"

"This kind of weird knowledge seems useless in your head..."

"It's pretty good. I'm very satisfied to be ranked fifth!"

"..."

But as a professional shopping guide, Shen Jingbing certainly cannot discriminate against customers because of this. He glanced at Xiaopang sympathetically and said:

"Then here, I still recommend you to use slow play products!"

Xiaopang nodded and said:

“Then brother, please recommend one to me!!”

Shen Jingbing looked at the products in the vending machine in front of him, and first introduced them to Xiaopang:

“If it’s a slow play product, I have three recommendations here!”

"One is a replica of a real person. The advantage is that it feels delicate and real."

"The second one is Mai-senpai's. It uses a lot of stimulating elements and makes you feel like you are on the scene."

"However, in view of your situation, I still recommend this innocent otome exercise model. It focuses on slow play and low stimulation, which can extend the exercise effect!"

After a long discussion, Shen Jingbing looked at the little fat man, waiting for his choice.

But before the little fat man could speak, the netizens in the live broadcast room all raised questions:

"??"

"Something's wrong!"

"???"

"Anchor, there's something wrong with you!"

"How do you know so much?"

"Brother, do you know what you are broadcasting!?"

"Goodbye brothers, I don't dare to watch this episode because my dad is right next to me!"

"This is what I sell, and the anchor explained it very well!"

"It's time to get better, brothers!"

"I've heard too much useless knowledge today!"