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Chapter 50 [If I was born in 1996!] Please read it!!!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 50 [If I was born in 1996!]——Please read it!!!

Shen Jingbing leaned on the vending machine in the corner boredly, looking at the passers-by outside the door with expectation in his eyes.

Finally, the sound of alternating footsteps came, and he raised his head instantly, and his eyes lit up.

The last ones who walked into the store turned out to be two beauties.

The dark-haired beauty on the left has a world-weary face, but her makeup is a bit heavy.

She is tall and wears white suspenders and blue hot pants, which highlights her exquisite figure.

Another girl with blue hair was half a head shorter than the black-haired girl, but her body was extremely turbulent.

She was wearing an innocent suspender dress, hooking the black-haired girl's arm and talking about something.

The moment the two beauties appeared on the scene, the wolf friends in the live broadcast room howled:

"Ouch~~"

"Yo Xi! A beauty appears!!"

“Great brew, great brew!!”

"I just said, if you follow big brother, you will definitely see beautiful women!!"

"I would like to ask, which episode of Emperor's live broadcast does not have a few good-looking girls?"

"But why do I feel that these two beauties are a bit immoral?"

"Yes, I feel a faint sense of evil!!"

"Don't you two upstairs understand? It's better not to be serious! Being serious is boring!!"

"Fuck! That actually makes some sense!"

"..."

The two beauties were chatting enthusiastically, not noticing Shen Jingbing in the corner at all, and started chatting as if no one else was around.

The blue-haired beauty suddenly looked sad and said to herself:

"Jingjing, since you got married, how long have we not been together?"

The black-haired beauty sighed and said:

"There's nothing I can do about it. My husband is very strict with me. He wants to be with me every day. It's annoying me to death!"

With that said, the black-haired beauty called Jingjing grabbed the blue-haired girl's hand and said affectionately:

"Don't worry, Xiaoyan, you never have to question my love for you!"

"He and I are just having fun. Do you think he just went on a business trip in the afternoon, so I won't come to see you in the evening?"

When Xiaoyan heard this, her face suddenly turned red. She hugged Jingjing and said coquettishly:

"Husband, I knew you were the best!!"

"I will take good care of you when you go home today!"

"..."

???

Listening to their conversation, Shen Jingbing typed a series of question marks again.

After the man in overalls and the girl in miniskirt, another pair of weirdos come to the store.

He couldn't help but think deeply, what is the relationship between these two girls?

Soon, netizens in the live broadcast room gave the first answer:

"Fuck! Are all the people in the city so playful?"

"The middle-parted man just left with his stepmother's girlfriend not long ago, and now there's a lesbian couple here?"

"Does this mean that this black-haired girl is already married? She had a private meeting with her lesbian partner while her husband was on a business trip!?"

"Holy shit! I didn't understand it even if you didn't say it upstairs!"

"Tonight, I'm a country boy, I'm really in a good mood!"

"Nima, it's just a knife to pull my butt, it opened my eyes!"

"Hahahaha! It's so funny! This generation of netizens are really talented!"

"..."

After clarifying his thoughts, Shen Jingbing couldn't help but rub his head.

There were so many weird things he encountered this night, enough to shock him for a whole year.

Taking a deep breath, he walked out of the corner and said to the two girls:

"Welcome to our store, do you two beauties need anything?"

Shen Jingbing's appearance shocked them.

Among them, Jingjing immediately shouted and asked:

"Who are you? Why are you here?"

Shen Jingbing clasped his hands together and said with an apologetic smile:

"Sorry, I didn't really want to listen to you either."

"I am the shopping guide for this store. If you have any products you need to buy but don't understand, you can consult me!"

This time it was the turn of the two beauties to be confused. They blinked and looked puzzled and said:

"But this store...isn't there no one selling goods?"

Shen Jingbing smiled and threw out Niwai's reasons again.

After listening, Xiaoyan nodded stupidly. Just when she was about to say something, Jingjing stood up.

She looked sternly and said domineeringly:

"Sorry, we can just pick it ourselves, no introduction is needed!"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing shrugged and took two steps back helplessly.

Since they don't need to introduce services, he won't touch others' cold butts with his hot face.

Seeing this scene, netizens laughed like crazy:

"Hahahaha! The labor and management are almost laughing their heads off!!"

“It’s the first time I’ve seen the emperor deflate!!”

"The anchor's shopping guide career encountered Waterloo!"

"But let me tell you something, the black-haired girl is really temperamental!!"

"That's so domineering! My Queen, please ravage me as much as you want!!"

“Let’s collect the smell upstairs, it’s too strong!!”

"Black-haired girl, this is your fault. You don't love my eldest brother for his incredible looks, but you actually fall in love with a girl?"

"Black-haired girl: The anchor is handsome, but my sexual orientation is female."

"If my eldest brother can't do it, then I have to take action - if I was born in 1996, my dream is to be a rap leader, I am of mixed Chinese and African descent, I was born yellow in junior high school, I was a sports student in high school, I became a rapper in college, and I have pure eyes , I just play Genshin Impact when I have nothing to do, and from time to time I say "Thai pants are hot" and "But the snow is getting into my eyes", how will you deal with me?"

"Fuck!!! I'm laughing so hard hahahaha!!!"

"Nitama has stacked all the BUFFs upstairs, right??"

“The ingredients are so complicated!!”

“It’s the Emperor’s live broadcast room that has the best talent!”

"If the full score for this review is 100 points, I can only give it 50 points, because the middle score is the best!"

"keen!!"

"..."

After seeing Shen Jingbing withdrawing from his interest, he quietly hugged Xiaoyan, came to the vending machine, and whispered a few words in her ear.

Immediately, Xiaoyan looked at the various toys in front of her and blushed.

Jingjing raised a smile on her lips, pointed at a somewhat exaggerated toy, and asked:

"How about this? You'll definitely like it!"

Looking at this toy, Xiaoyan's face suddenly turned pale, she shook her head and said:

"This is so scary! Look at it again!"

Jingjing frowned slightly and pointed to another one.

When Xiaoyan looked at it, his body still shrank.

After turning around several times, Jingjing finally lost her patience. She looked left and right, and her eyes fell on Shen Jingbing again.

This time, with a smile on her face, she walked over and asked:

"That... little boss!"

"I'm sorry just now. You just understood our situation. My friend wants to buy a toy, but he doesn't know which one is more suitable. Could you please give me an idea?"

Hearing this, Shen Jing, the Ice Dragon King, gave a crooked smile.

Sure enough, this kind of thing requires a professional like him to take action.

…

How does it feel to be blocked for three chapters in one day?

This chapter took a long time to revise and revise, and finally it was released.

Friendly reminder, this book is not suitable for reading, and the essence of the book will not last long.

(End of chapter)