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Chapter 54 [Then I might be a hypocrite, please read on

Chapter 54 [Then I may be a hypocrite!!] Please read it!!!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 54 [Then I may be a hypocrite!!] - Please read it!!!

Shen Jingbing habitually opened Station B. Just when he was about to click on the [Ranking List], his pupils shrank and he saw a popular video on the homepage of the website.

The cover of this video is the girl in the miniskirt last night!

The title of the video is even more explosive:

[Stepmother, sister-in-law, and the story I have to tell (coded)]

Shen Jingbing cried. Who wouldn’t want to click on this title after reading it!?

The original author was really considerate and added a "coded" note.

But this makes it easier for people to misunderstand?

Shen Jingbing took a breath, and he calmed down as he always knew that shady netizens were pissy, and clicked on the video.

As soon as the video started, before the picture appeared, a row of barrages floated across the screen:

"Stepmother and sister-in-law, the title is too confusing!"

"The CPU is burning up and smoking!!"

"Now that Bilibili is in a downturn, can videos like this be put on the shelves?"

"Hey, I just love watching censored stuff!"

"Let me know, how explosive can this video be!?"

"..."

Soon, netizens who watched the video discovered.

The content of this video is far different from what they imagined, but the content is also explosive!!

The netizens laughed so hard that they complained in the comment area:

"The emperor's work, even if placed in the explosive world, would be quite explosive!!"

"He...has reached a level that I can't understand!!"

"Brothers, I'm new here. When I clicked in just now, I didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, but now my DNA has been entangled, what should I do?"

"The Great Emperor must become a god this time!!"

"Before you become a god, I suggest you slice your brain and study it to see if it's the same kind!"

“It’s really hard to imagine the host’s mental state!”

"This job is a bad job, but it's so good, so it's a bad job!"

"When I watched the first few videos of Dadi, I was indifferent, but this time, I found that I had to click and follow him!"

"The link is pinned to the top of the comment area, brothers, go quickly!!"

"..."

Looking at the rows of comments that were worrying about his mental state, Shen Jingbing rubbed the root of his nose, feeling a little helpless.

But after looking around, he finally understood the reason for the surge in fans.

It’s just that last night’s work was too abstract.

It has been abstracted to the point of separation of the walls of matter, and then in one night, the fire came out of the circle.

Shaking his head, Shen Jingbing turned off the computer and took out a list.

This was after he had the idea of ​​buying a car two days ago, he consulted a lot of information and finally finalized the car purchase list.

Today, he plans to visit all the 4S stores here.

After all, for someone who doesn't know much about cars, he needs to see the actual car before deciding whether to buy it or not.

Putting on his live broadcast glasses, he took the documents needed to buy a car and walked out of the house.

While waiting for a taxi, Shen Jingbing took out his mobile phone and changed the title to:

[Today, I took my family to see the car]

Then, he turned on the live broadcast.

The moment the live broadcast started, countless netizens entered the live broadcast room:

"Oh, after waiting for a day, The Great Emperor is finally on air!"

"I've finally waited for you! No matter north, south or east, my intuition will guide me~"

"Good brothers and a family, don't talk!"

"Your Majesty, get ready quickly. If I don't watch your live broadcast for a day, I will feel uncomfortable all over."

"Brother! You work so hard every day. Send me your payment code and I will transfer you 2,000 yuan directly to save the platform from pumping money. I don't have much strength. I hope you don't think it's too little. If you really want it, just treat it like me. Didn’t say it!”

"Hahahaha! The people upstairs made me laugh to death!!"

"Shy, I called you, not a transfer!"

"Emma, ​​just after the broadcast started, the live broadcast room exceeded 300,000 viewers?"

"Brother's live broadcast room is getting more and more lively!"

"Just looking at the barrage of sand sculptures, let me take a look at today's title -"

After a moment, netizens became confused:

"Watching the car live today? Don't you want to do it?"

"Hey, today is Saturday, so don't ask too much for a rest day!"

"After doing five incredible things, I feel like the anchor has no more work to do!"

"That's right when you think about it. The previous work was already outrageous. If we continue with the work, the anchor will become an alien, Stone Hammer!"

"It's okay, as long as there are girls watching, I don't mind doing it or not!"

"Hey~ Go to the 4S store to see the beauties selling!!"

"..."

As soon as Shen Jingbing started the live broadcast, a taxi scoffed and stopped in front of him.

He opened the rear door and got in.

At this time, the driver habitually glanced at the rearview mirror in the car, then turned back and said with a surprised look on his face:

"Ah, it's you, brother!"

When Shen Jingbing heard this, he looked up in confusion and looked shocked.

Isn't this the bald driver who took him to the Maid Mansion last time?

What a fate!

He immediately laughed and said:

"What a coincidence, Master. I made two taxi appointments in a row, and it was you!"

The driver brother touched his bald head and said with a smile:

"We are indeed destined!"

"Brother, where are you going today?"

Shen Jingbing gave the location:

“The nearest Porsche 4S store!”

After hearing the location, the driver showed a smile that all men understand and said:

"Brother, you are a sweetheart!"

"Do you want to go to a high-end car store and watch the sales of beautiful women?"

"But I have to say, brother, you have a good sense!"

“The sales in the Porsche store are as good as the last!”

Hearing the familiar voice, Shen Jingbing twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly and said:

"Master, you misunderstood."

"I just came to see the car."

The driver still looked like he had been there before, nodded and said:

"I understand, I understand! Brother, you don't need to explain!"

"But that's one thing, brother, you must pay attention."

"It's normal to like to look at beautiful women, but you must not overdo it. As the saying goes, a gentleman is lustful but not lewd. He is passionate but only polite..."

Shen Jingbing helplessly covered his forehead.

The driver brother is getting more and more outrageous as he talks.

Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:

"I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it! It's the driver again!!"

“The content of the conversation is inexplicably familiar!!”

"I remembered what the driver said again: I am someone who has been here before!"

"If a gentleman is lustful but not lewd, then I might be a hypocrite!!"

"..."

While talking, the driver brother seemed to suddenly think of something and said to Shen Jingbing:

"Brother, if you are looking at beautiful women!"

"There happens to be a car show at the International Convention and Exhibition today!"

Having said this, the driver smiled and said in a low voice:

"The car models at the auto show are more on point than the sales!!"

Hearing this, although Shen Jingbing had no interest in car models, thinking about all the new cars at the auto show, he didn't have to go back and forth between various 4S stores.

So he nodded and said to the driver:

"Brother, let's change the route and go to the Magic City International Convention and Exhibition!"

(End of chapter)

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