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Chapter 63 [Many women say I am a dangerous person!]

Chapter 63 [Many women say I am a dangerous person!] Please read it!!!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 63 [Many women say I am a dangerous person!] - Please read it!!!

"Hahahaha! Damn! The picture is so awesome!"

"I feel like I laugh out loud in my dreams at night!"

"Too abstract! Too abstract!!"

"Brothers, I just came here. Why would the anchor ride an electric bike if he has a car?"

"Well... I can't explain this to you. I can only say that your wisdom is not yet at the level where you can understand the Great Emperor!"

"Yes, Saonian! You still need to practice hard. When I started practicing, it took a long time from production to completion, but now I only need three minutes! Nothing but familiarity!!"

"My eldest brother is so awesome!! I can't reach this level even if I watch a few movies!!"

"If you can't stand the loneliness of cultivation and want to take a shortcut, then you can go to see the fruit pie explanation, but this is a demonic sect technique, so you should not take it lightly!"

"Many women have said that I am a dangerous person, but even so, I still can't understand the wisdom of the emperor!"

"Dangerous? Every inch is stronger, right?"

"Fuck! You can understand it right away!"

"..."

Shen Jingbing rode a small e-mule and looked at the chaotic barrage in the live broadcast glasses, feeling a little confused for a moment.

Today's sand sculpture netizens are too literate. Although they know that these barrages are not serious, they just can't understand them.

But at this moment, a system message popped up:

[Congratulations to the host for completing subsidiary task No. 2]

["Ice Cream Incident" upgrade task, obtain 10 million traffic funds! 】

[Top amateur car skills, already stored in the skill library]

[Cash 288,888 yuan has arrived]

Shen Jingbing stepped on the accelerator of the eDonkey and looked at the driving skills in the skill library, feeling curious.

He thought:

“I don’t know if electric cars are included in this car skill set?”

It takes more than ten minutes from the International Convention and Exhibition Center to Plaza 66.

Shen Jingbing had nothing to do, so he just rode a small electric donkey and received the driving skills at the same time.

In an instant, countless knowledge poured into my mind.

He almost failed to stop the car and died on the spot.

Grandma drops!

Never imagined!

Emotions are different from one another!

Shen Jingbing complained in his heart:

This dog system of yours is so unfair!

However, after possessing the driving skills, Shen Jingbing looked at those barrages that he could not understand at first. Not only did he understand them instantly, but he also laughed.

That's it?

After thinking about it, he controlled the live broadcast glasses and registered a new account on the spot.

Nickname: Taoist Tianbi!

After getting a trumpet, he immediately joined the barrage and comment battlefield.

The barrage setting of this live broadcast platform is very interesting. In addition to the real-time barrage, it can also display the highly praised comments just posted in the comment area within ten seconds.

There is a character limit for instant comments, but there is no limit for comments.

After this period of precipitation, the comment area of Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room has already been occupied by all the driving enthusiasts.

But in Shen Jingbing's opinion at this time, their driving skills were really rusty, and they were just clashing head-on, without any art at all.

He responded to several new comments through eye input through his live broadcast glasses:

"I have been practicing too frequently with the Emperor recently, how should I break it?"

Taoist Tianbi:

"Two pills a day, three pills once, I hope you will never understand!"

"Family members, is this girl pretty? [Beauty picture.jpg]"

Taoist Tianbi:

"Well, I like places with mountains and water!"

"Brothers, please comment, am I sexy? [Edge picture.jpg]"

Taoist Tianbi:

“If it’s art, don’t slap it; if it’s sentimentality, don’t express it!”

"..."

In just ten minutes, Shen Jingbing responded to hundreds of comments, and their artistic content was not low.

Although netizens are sometimes a bit rude, their eyes are still sharp.

After seeing Shen Jingbing's reply to the comment, they frowned for a moment, then thought about it, and finally sighed, and then obediently gave it a thumbs up.

Soon, in the comment area of Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room, the nickname "Tianbi Taoist" became known to many netizens.

Then many netizens came to challenge him and started commenting directly, @chasing him:

"Taoist priest, a European and American student in our school wants to date me. Do you want to do it?"

Taoist Tianbi:

"To borrow a sentence from the previous comment, just use the spoon to drink soup, don't even think about cooking!!"

"Taoist priest, my wife hasn't been feeling right lately. She's always holding her cell phone and chatting sweetly. I suspect she's cheating on her, but she stays at home every day and won't let me look at her cell phone. What's going on?"

Taoist Tianbi:

"It doesn't have to be cheating, it could just be simple incest!"

"Taoist Priest, I am a very beautiful girl. I opened Douyin a few days ago and posted a video, which became popular. Today I received an invitation from Wuyou Media. Do you think I should agree? "

Taoist Tianbi:

"When you work hard to smooth out the edges, do you remember that when you were a child, you wore a beautiful dress and asked: 'Dad, am I pretty?'"

"..."

After Shen Jingbing's explosive killing spree, netizens in the comment area changed their name for him from "Taoist Master" to "Master"!

After exporting his inner literary talent, Shen Jingbing felt refreshed.

At this time, he pressed the brakes of the eDonkey, came to the parking lot of Plaza 66, and found the driver number one.

In addition to the normal checkout, Shen Jingbing also gave him a tip of 100 yuan.

In less than half an hour, I almost made more than 150, which is pretty good.

As for the other four, in addition to normal checkout, the platform will also deduct a waiting fee of 50 yuan/half hour, so they are not considered to have taken an order in vain.

After getting the car key, Shen Jingbing hummed a tune and started walking around Plaza 66.

It is indeed one of the most prosperous commercial plazas in Shanghai. There are so many beauties inside. Netizens in the live broadcast room were immediately stunned:

"Damn it!!! It's a magical city, there are so many beauties!!"

“Gan! I don’t know which one to look at right now!!”

"They are going to suffer in my dream tonight!"

"Master, what do you think of this situation?"

Tianbi Taoist: "Looking at it makes me feel so happy. I feel like I can live to be 100 years old."

"The master is the master, true temperament!"

"Taoist Tianbi, I am Master Jie Jie. I wonder if we can communicate?"

"..."

After making some comments with some netizens, Shen Jingbing returned to reality and prepared to complete task No. 1:

[Subsidiary task No. 1: Wearing clothes that are offensive to the bureau, driving the red flag on Didi, and serving three passengers]

【mission rewards:】

[1. Add 10 million traffic funds to the "Ice Cream Incident" upgrade task]