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93. Chapter 93 [Why is the skin all over the body 87 white?] Please order first!!!

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Chapter 93 [Why is 87% of the skin on the body white?] Please order first!!!

"I was ignorant back then, and I even touched the MV!"

"Well...you're not the only one, I've done it too!"

“I remember the dance of this song was quite magical!!”

"Wait...dance?"

"Isn't my adoptive father going to dance like this later?"

"..."

Thinking of this question, everyone in the live broadcast room was once again embarrassed and silent.

They all looked at the song title that appeared on the screen:

"Gangnam Style"!!

Not only the netizens, but also some onlookers were shocked when they saw this song title engraved in the DNA!

Returning to the dance machine, Shen Jingbing asked Xiang Manman:

"Horse riding dance, can you dance?"

Manman said with a bit of laughter and tears:

"I used to know it, but now I don't remember much."

Shen Jingbing smiled and said:

"It's okay, dance with me and get double your wages."

Facing the song "Gangnam Style", Manman was really unwilling.

However, she chose to give in due to the power of Jiaqian layman.

Soon, the music of the dance machine sounded:

“Ouba Gangnang style!”

Then, Manman took a deep breath, followed the prompts of the dance machine, and started the dance movement of repeatedly kicking her legs + scratching her head as a baboon.

Although this song was very popular at the time, now it seems that it is such an embarrassing word.

Especially dancing in front of so many people, even a social cow like her can't help but feel a little social.

So although she could dance this dance, her movements were extremely stiff and she didn't let go at all.

But in contrast, Shen Jingbing, who has chosen to let himself go, completely interpreted the homophony of his name and started a rhythmic rhythm:

"That Nen Da Sa Long Ou, Yin Ga's name is Yao Jia~"

"Pihagane wants public opinion, Alapu giao Yi Nen Yao family~"

"..."

When they saw this scene, the onlookers really lost their minds.

Family members, who knows?

It’s already 2023, and there are still people dancing to songs from 2012?

Everyone almost thought they had traveled through time.

The most important thing is that the DNA is so embarrassed that it starts to move!!

The weird renaissance, coupled with the rhythm that seems old-fashioned and fashionable now, creates an ultimate sense of embarrassment.

At this moment, when the maids behind Shen Jingbing saw Manman being dragged and tortured by him, they couldn't help it anymore and started laughing.

Compared with Shen Jingbing's professional movements, Manman looked like a dead fish twisting his body, without any soul at all.

Soon, the song reached its first climax:

"Ouba Gangnang style! Uh-huh~~"

The two began a horse-riding dance, which aroused memories of death in the audience.

“Gang Nang style!”

"Occasionally, just STYLE! Ah ~"

"Gang Nang style! Oh my god, let's just Gang Nang style..."

Seeing this scene, even the audience, who thought they were the most idiotic, had to admit that there was someone even more idiotic than themselves:

“So embarrassing, so embarrassing!!”

"Brothers, this is the first time you listen to this song. Why are you embarrassed? It's quite rhythmic."

"Is there a possibility that what embarrasses us is not the song, but the age at which we listen to it!"

"When I hear this song and watch this dance, I have goosebumps all over my body!!"

"I admit, compared with this song, only "Little Apple" can compete!"

"Fuck! I planted a seed, right?"

"My foster father is so evil, he has made my sister Manman lose all her strength!"

"Manman: It's so damn hard to make money from you!!"

"No strength? Are you talking about..."

"You are crazy!! This joke must never be said!"

"By the way, how can Manman's legs be so white?"

"Yeah, why is 87% of the skin on your body white? Is this reasonable?"

"That's reasonable. It's all my fault!"

"Bring away all the people driving upstairs!!"

"..."

At this moment, the entire atmosphere fell into a strange dullness.

The initiator of this phenomenon is none other than Shen Jingbing who is doing the horse riding dance on the dance machine.

This feeling of freedom is so happy!

Since he lost the constraints of systematic living, he found that the inspiration for living is endless.

The music of "Gangnam Style" continues:

“Gang Nang style!”

"Occasionally, just STYLE! Ah ~"

"Gang Nang style! Oh my god, let's just Gang Nang style..."

After the climax of the second horse-riding dance, the song "Gangnam Style" also entered garbage time.

Looking at the almost perfect score on the screen, Shen Jingbing smiled and looked at Manman, who was as embarrassed as a walking zombie, and asked:

"How about... another song?"

Hearing this, Manman immediately shook his head crazily and said:

"No, no, no!"

"I... really can't jump anymore!!"

With that said, she used her last remaining strength to step off the dancing machine and fell into Yaya's arms.

Really, Manman would rather not make money from Shen Jingbing than continue to dance these embarrassing songs.

Seeing this scene, Shen Jingbing couldn't help but shook his head helplessly.

Today’s young people!

Even if you have money, you won’t make it!

But it’s just right here, there’s no point in doing the same thing too many times.

Thinking that the shooting machine and dancing machine had already been installed in the game hall, Shen Jingbing was worried that the final settlement of the operation would be related to the venue, so he had the idea of ​​​​moving the position.

It’s been a lot of work today!

Quickly change the place and continue the process!!

Thinking of this, he stepped off the dance machine and went to the fishing master's game machine with a group of maids, preparing to spend all the game coins.

But after some research, Shen Jingbing was surprised to find that this arcade company still had the old version of its business model.

I don’t know whether it is due to policy restrictions or other factors, but the game equipment in many game arcades has changed from using game currency to playing games with tickets.

The latter model is very uninteresting.

But he didn't expect that he would encounter a "fish that slipped through the net" today!

The game currency-for-game currency model also has disadvantages, that is, it feels great when catching fish, and the game currency goes out with a splash.

But once the coins are used to the end, there won't even be a ticket.

Having fun alone is not as good as having fun together. Shen Jingbing asked the housekeeper Xiao Li to distribute the game coins to several maids, and then they occupied a machine together and started a fishing trip.

Seven people, less than 500 game coins.

In Shen Jingbing's expectation, the game would be finished in ten minutes.

But unexpectedly, Xiaoxian's luck was particularly good.

They were all losing coins, but she caught them one by one, and even caught a golden shark!

But in this kind of game, the final winning rate still relies on internal manual control values.

No matter how hard Xiao Xian tried, everyone still lost all their game coins in the end.

Shen Jingbing stood up from the chair and suggested:

"Shall we go to the supermarket?"

"While the weather is nice today, I want to go on a picnic!"

Housekeeper Xiao Li naturally agreed.

But when several maids heard this, they looked at each other.

They took a look at the maid uniforms they were wearing.

Going to the supermarket dressed like this?

This is somewhat embarrassing.

There’s more at night!!

(End of chapter)