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Chapter 15: Do You Want To Become An Immortal? I Have A Way
Lin Shengdao summoned his mount Spirit Beast, a green-feathered egret, then jumped up into the sky with Chen Feng and landed on the egret's back, heading towards the White Bird Sect.
"Junior brother, your foundation is weak, don't be fooled by beauty."
Chen Feng was stunned. He had never thought about dating Si Hongxiu. After all, Si Hongxiu was not the sweet girl he liked.
He simply felt that he had a special interest in her and wanted to help her.
Moreover, the audience and fans like to watch her dance. If she can become a classmate, let her dance to help her increase her popularity and increase her fans. Donais~
After the treasure chest of one hundred thousand fans, there is the treasure chest of one million fans. If he just relies on his live broadcast, it will be difficult to retain the tourists who come in, because ten or ninety-nine people feel that they are cheaters.
But it's different if there is a beautiful woman. When tourists come in and see a beautiful woman, nine times out of ten they will immediately pay attention to her first.
Doesn’t he understand the Immortal Cultivation World and the people on Earth?
After all, he was like this before.
"Huh? Senior brother, have you misunderstood? I just like her appearance, figure and temperament, and I have no intention of being with her."
"After all, I am here to cultivate immortality. I heard that boys are blessed, and women will only affect the speed of my cultivation."
"Pfft..."
Lin Shengdao couldn't help laughing. The longer he spent time with Chen Feng, the more he felt that he was a wonderful person.
There is always a strange humorous quality about him that makes people find it very interesting.
Earthlings: We generally call this kind of people two-armed or sand sculptures.
"I see, it's the appreciation of beauty, right? Just like I like to enjoy flowers and music, you like to enjoy people."
Snapped!
Chen Feng couldn't help but clapped his hands and said: "Yes, yes, I know my brother is better than my brother!"
Lin Shengdao smiled and felt that Yufeng's next days would become even more interesting.
[Great Master is such a confidant! I also like to reward people! ]
[Hahaha, me too, look at my watch list. ]
[When Great Master said this, I think I am quite elegant. ]
[Brother Great Master will also be my Brother Great Master from now on. ]
[Bah, a bunch of old people. ]
[Brother Feng will upload the secrets of other exercises sometime. The practice of entraining qi is so slow. I only got a little bit of qi out in four or five days. ]
[Damn it, you actually worked up your energy! ]
[Gan! Are you the one-of-a-kind cultivation genius? ]
[Tie, thief, thief~ I, the director of the Urology Department of Niulanshan, like to cut off the Gold Core of those Prodigy monsters. ]
[Jiejiejiejie~ My sister is also an obstetrics and gynecology witch, specializing in depriving Nascent Soul. ]
[Wahahahaha~ I am the Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital, and I have more than a dozen Spirit Partitioning masters imprisoned in my hands, as well as several half-immortals who have gone crazy. I want to ask who else is there. ]
[…………]
[This guy seems to be the real thing, certified by a big V. ]
[Dean, have you also started cultivating immortality? ]
[The dean is a middle school student, but it’s okay, so am I. ]
[When the dean is in a meeting, let his subordinates enjoy Brother Feng’s live broadcast room. ]
[I’m afraid you don’t want to get the dean involved, hahaha. ]
[Dean: Do you all practice immortality? I have a way. Doctors: Damn it, the dean is also mentally disturbed, hold him down quickly. ]
[The day before yesterday, I reported to the leader and suffered a brain breakdown. ]
[Hahahaha... Do you want to laugh me to death? ]
Chen Feng couldn't help laughing like a pig when he saw all kinds of weird things popping up on the screen.
Lin Shengdao asked in confusion: "Junior brother, why are you laughing?"
"I thought of a joke." Chen Feng.
Lin Shengdao asked curiously: "Tell me about it and let me enjoy it too."
Chen Feng said: "I actually went to Qingyun Sect to take the assessment at the beginning, but I was eliminated during the first basic examination."
"If Yu Xuan Perfected Being knew about it, he would probably have to change the order of the assessment overnight."
Lin Shengdao smiled and then shook his head.
"Pfft... I guess not. After all, existences like Junior Brother are really rare."
After chatting for a while, we arrived at the White Bird Sect Yufeng.
Lin Shengdao jumped to a small courtyard in Yufeng with Chen Feng in his arms.
"Junior brother, this is your residence. I am right over there. Second senior brother Wang Hao is next to you."
Lin Shengdao pointed at the scattered small courtyard and said: "There are also your fourth senior sister's, fifth senior brother's, sixth senior sister's, eighth senior sister's..."
Chen Feng asked with some confusion: "Wait a minute, why are there still three and seven senior sisters missing?"
Lin Shengdao sighed.
"The place you live in belongs to the original third junior sister. She went out for training and was in danger. The life card left in the sect has been broken. Alas... I don't know where the accident happened."
"Where's Seventh Senior Sister?"
Chen Feng continued to ask. After all, the two of them didn't talk together, so the situation was probably different.
Lin Shengdao was a little angry: "That traitor went to Joyous Union Sect. If I meet her, I will not be able to spare her."
"..."
Chen Feng is speechless, doesn’t a good White Bird Sect smell good? He actually went to a crooked place like Joyous Union Sect.
[Brother Feng, does this count as someone in Joyous Union Sect? ]
[Go shopping some other time, don’t give advantage to outsiders. ]
[Ah, you people. ]
[Must go, remember to put the little yellow cart in the dual cultivation secrets and the powerful medicines of dragon and tiger. ]
[This must be strongly supported. ]
[Please be sure to go now. ]
[Brothers, haven’t you seen a Chinese medicine doctor yet? ]
[Laughing to death, a group of old monsters with kidney deficiency exploded in one sentence. ]
Lin Sheng said: "By the way, remember to write down a score of the song about porcelain that you sang during the assessment that day. I will take you to exchange for some cultivation resources later."
"Oh, alright."
Chen Feng didn’t expect that writing songs could exchange him for training resources. This White Bird Sect is really suitable for him.
After watching Lin Shengdao leave, Chen Feng walked towards his small courtyard.
The entire courtyard is made of green bricks and tiles, and is surrounded by walls.
Pushing open the wooden door, there was a creaking sound.
"Well... the door is not good, I will replace it with a security door and a smart door lock."
"Add a surveillance camera at the door and install a light bulb."
The yard is about fifty square meters, and there are many scars on the stone slabs on the ground, which should be left by the previous owner's spells.
Pushing open the door of the tile house, there is a layout of two rooms and one living room.
The living room is in the middle, the bedroom is on the left, and the study is on the right.
"It seems like we have to build a kitchen in a little space in the yard."
"Another pump in the well...wait a minute, we need a toilet."
"I'll go. Didn't the previous owner have to poop? Or should he deal with it in the woods nearby?"
[Is there a possibility that inner sect disciples who have practiced in the outer sect for three years have generally become inedible, and there is really no need to poop. ]
[The first inner disciple in history who needs to poop. ]
[Brother Feng, why don’t you get a dog? You’ll even save paper. ]
[Good guy, what kind of devil is upstairs? ]
[Some images have lingered in my mind. ]
Chen Feng was a little dumbfounded, but he had really forgotten about bigu.
"By the way, what happened during the three days when I was in coma? Why did you reward me with more than one million yuan?"
[…………]
In the live broadcast room, the audience was collectively silent.
This is the pain of their lives.
Those damn old men, pay for my carnival! !
Chen Feng looked weird, why did these guys suddenly become silent?
Is there a power outage on Earth?
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