Live Broadcast: What Does It Have To Do With Me If The World Of Cultivation Has Become A Piece Of Sh

Leading a carriage on a rugged tree-lined path.

Chen Feng has already paid his respects to the eighteen generations of the two sisters who destroyed the official system.

"Mad, let's just fight. Why did you destroy the road and delay my trip again?"

"Catch them this time and let them experience the ten-month version of maternal love."

Swish! !

There was a strange noise from both sides of the woods, and a dozen bandits in ragged clothes jumped out with swords, guns and clubs.

Their steps were brisk, and they jumped into the air and landed around the carriage, surrounding Chen Feng and the carriage.

"Leave everything behind and we can spare your life."

"Don't even think about resisting, our boss is a monk."

"Boss, this kid is quite handsome. Why don't we capture him and send him to the city to be sold to a brothel."

"hey-hey…"

The bandits couldn't help laughing, and Chen Feng couldn't help laughing either.

"Ha ha ha ha."

These bandits didn't know that Chen Feng was angry at this time.

Still dissatisfied, he pointed the knife at Chen Feng and asked, "Boy, why are you laughing?"

Chen Feng stopped his smile and asked seriously:

"What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of maternal love?"

"Listen to mom and don't let her get hurt~"

"????"

Is there something wrong with this kid's brain?

The bandits looked at each other.

One of the wise bald heads said angrily: "I know! This scholar is greeting our mother!!"

"What, is this kid crazy?"

The other bandits suddenly became furious.

"Made, chop him...hiss, my stomach hurts!"

As soon as the bandit who was about to take action took a step, he immediately squatted on the ground holding his stomach.

The bandit next to him was about to give him a hand when he was stunned.

"Hey, why is your belly getting bigger!!"

The bandit who had a stomachache was stunned for a moment, then pointed a knife at the other bandit and said angrily: "Fuck, Ergou, it's all your fault! Didn't you say it was fine..."

"Forehead…"

The bandit named Ergou was stunned for a moment, and then turned away with a blushing face under the strange gazes of everyone.

[? ? ? ? ? ]

[Good guy, I’m so damn good guy! ! ]

[These two bandits are pretty good at playing...]

The corners of Chen Feng's mouth twitched and he almost couldn't sing anymore.

The leader of the bandit boss even cursed his mother angrily.

"You two bastards, I'm telling you why you two always go to the back mountain to take a bath together!"

"It's so embarrassing...hiss, my belly..."

"Oh my god, my belly is getting bigger!!!"

"Boss, why are you even..."

The other bandits looked at the bandit boss with horrified expressions.

Hiss, I didn’t expect that the boss, who looks so powerful, would be beaten by Ergou...

Wait, the three of them usually wouldn't...

Everyone shuddered and looked a little disgusted.

Mad, we can’t stay in this cottage any longer!

Facing the complicated looks of other bandits.

Ergou looked innocent and shook his head and shouted: "It's none of my business. I've never touched the boss. It must be someone else...hiss...it hurts!!"

Ergou kneeled on the ground, holding his stomach.

"What's going on? Why do I even..."

In the live broadcast room, the audience was stunned.

[Good guy, these bandits showed me off three or four times a minute! ]

[I can’t tell that these two dogs are still capable people...]

[Brokeback Mountain Limited Edition Bandit. ]

Before the others had time to think, they also knelt on the ground with pale faces, holding their stomachs.

"Wow, my stomach hurts too!!"

"It's getting bigger, and my belly is getting bigger too!"

"how so?!"

"It's him! He must have cast evil spells on us!!"

The bandits finally reacted, but unfortunately it was too late.

They were already in so much pain that they couldn't muster any strength. Once the True Qi in their bodies was released, their stomachs felt even more painful.

[My friend recommended me to come here, saying that there is a live broadcast of cultivating immortals here. Why do I see a group of men with big bellies as soon as I come in? ]

[I also came here on the recommendation of a friend. I laughed so hard. The plot is even more embarrassing than the web drama. ]

[The extras are good at acting, so you get 300 a day, right? ]

Chen Feng saw that all the bandits were lying on the ground with big bellies and in great pain, so he turned around and took out a silver-white large-caliber pistol from the carriage.

This pistol has a resounding name, the Desert Eagle.

In addition to buying daily necessities, all the money he earned from the live broadcast in the previous six days was used to buy this gun in the system store for self-defense.

[What the hell, Sand Eagle? ]

[This plot is outrageous. How can you still get a sand eagle by transmigrating to ancient times? ! ]

[Don’t beep if you don’t understand. Brother Feng can use the money from our tips to buy modern things in the system store, let alone Shaying. If the money is available, there is Dongfeng Express. ]

[Laughing to death, you also believe this plot. ]

boom!

There was a gunshot.

The bandit boss was already lying on the ground with his mind full of ideas.

Brains and blood splattered all over the floor in a ray.

"Boss?!!"

The bandits looked at the corpse of the bandit boss with horrified expressions.

When they looked at Chen Feng, they found that he had turned his gun to face others.

"How dare you to be bandits in Immortal Cultivation World?"

boom! Bang bang! !

The bandits moved their pot-bellied bodies on the ground in fear and wanted to run away, but their stomachs ached and they couldn't muster any strength.

"No! Don't! Spare your life!"

"Uncle! Let me go!!"

Chen Feng shot these bandits expressionlessly.

"These are not troubled times. If you fall into trouble, what good can you do? I don't know how many people have been harmed by you."

Bang bang bang bang! ! ! !

Come on!

Changing a magazine, Chen Feng continued to kill all the bandits.

In the live broadcast room, those who originally questioned Chen Feng were completely silent.

After all, the picture was so real that they couldn't help but believe it.

[Let me go, it turns out that Brother Feng is so cruel. ]

[These bandits were also unlucky. Brother Feng was angry and bumped into them. ]

[More than ten people were killed when asked. Brother Feng, what were you doing before you transmigrated? ]

[The picture is so bloody and terrifying. ]

[Why don’t those who question speak? ]

[I guess I was scared to death, hahaha. ]

Chen Feng shook off his hand that was numb from the shock of Sha Ying and replied: "I was a medical student before I transferred. I don't care about life and death. If you don't accept it, I will do it."

"Let me see if they have anything good first."

Chen Feng said and started rummaging through the bandits.

In addition to finding some money, the bandit boss also had a tattered secret book with the art of entraining air written on it.

[Low Level Qi Entraining Technique has been detected. Do you want to learn it? 〕

Chen Feng was stunned. He didn't expect that the system had such a function.

"yes."

As soon as he recited silently in his mind, he found that the secret book in his hand lit up with light, and the text map inside turned into countless light symbols and flew into his eyebrows.

[Introduction to Qi Entrainment: Every 10 days of practice (about five hours), absorb 1 point of spiritual energy. 〕

[It has been detected that some fans have purchase intentions. Should they be uploaded to the yellow car for sale? 〕

Chen Feng was stunned, this system actually has the function of carrying goods by a small yellow cart? !

No wonder they say that the end of live streaming is bringing goods.

"System, won't this thing be pirated if it is uploaded for sale?"

[No, after the buyer obtains the knowledge of air entrainment, a ban will be attached to it that prohibits external communication. 〕

"Okay, let's upload it and sell it. What's the price?"

[The price is one hundred yuan, and the system will take 50% of the price. 〕

Chen Feng nodded. The price was not expensive, and basically many people could afford it. Moreover, he earned fifty yuan from selling one copy. It was simply a no-cost business.

He smiled and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Brothers, I found a basic training method."

"I uploaded it to the little yellow car. If you believe it, just buy it and learn it. The chance to win at the starting line is right in front of you."

In the live broadcast room, the barrage suddenly increased.

[Brother Feng is awesome! ]

[Brother Feng, I love you! ]

…

[Damn it, brothers, this thing goes directly into the brain, it’s worth a hundred dollars! ]

[Here I go, really, I was so worried that I wouldn’t understand it, but it turned out to be a direct initiation, easy to learn and understand! ]

[I'll go practice and see first. Goodbye! ]

[The secret book of cultivating immortals costs 100 yuan, Brother Feng is real, I cry to death...]

[My brother Feng really loves his fans so much! ]

[My net worth is limited, so I would like to send a rocket first as a courtesy. ]

[A carnival is presented to express my feelings. ]

With the gifts flying by in the live broadcast room, the sales of the air-entraining technique in the little yellow car continue to increase.

The number of gold coins under the mall icon on the right is also growing rapidly, reaching more than 50,000 yuan in the blink of an eye.

Chen Feng had already laughed like a fool and finally became rich.

Pick up the car! Pick up the car!