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Chapter 8: Succeed In Committing Suicide, Immediately Give Yourself A Layer Of Insurance
"Four seniors, I actually have a song that is very powerful, and it faintly touches the power of the legendary law."
When Chen Feng spoke, the old fans in the live broadcast room were stunned.
[Da Shachun, what do you want to do! ! ]
[Don’t seek death, Brother Feng! He will really be beaten to death! ]
[Participate in the subsequent assessments obediently, and it is good to enter the outer sect step by step to practice. If you take too long a step, you will easily get hurt. ]
[No, I want to watch the young lady dance, please don’t do it! ]
[This sand sculpture floated as soon as it passed. Get ready to eat. ]
[I follow Liangbei. ]
Above the attic, the two peak masters and the deacon were all stunned.
"The power of law?"
The young man in the fourth seat smiled and said, "This young man is getting more and more interesting."
The beautiful woman in the first seat sneered: "It's just sensationalism. How can you comprehend the power of the law if you don't even have any cultivation skills?"
"The sect master doesn't even dare to say that he understands the power of the law. It's a ridiculous thing in the world!"
"Show it. Maybe it's the meaning of singing. Anyway, it's only the time of one song."
Hua Yuerong said lightly.
Chen Feng took the precaution in advance and said: "Filial piety is the first thing to do. This song is made because I miss my mother and realize the greatness of maternal love. It will make people experience the hard work of my mother."
"Once you start singing, you can't tell the difference between friend and foe. Except for me, few people can survive the influence of the law. If there is any offense later, please don't argue with me."
Feng Guhe couldn't help but laugh and said: "Hahaha, don't worry, you can really influence us, then you are considered powerful."
"Indeed, if this is the case, I will ask Master to accept you as a closed disciple directly." said the young man in the fourth seat.
Chen Feng pursed his lips. Isn't this disciple who is really responsible for closing the door the door?
The beautiful woman in the first seat rolled her eyes and said, "Sing, don't talk too much."
"good."
The corners of Chen Feng's mouth raised slightly, it's time to test whether you are the unparalleled warriors.
"What is filial piety and what is love? Do you know the greatness of maternal love?"
After saying the preface, he started playing the guitar again.
Any song about maternal love can trigger subsequent effects. In order to be simple and efficient, it is most convenient to sing that only mothers are good in the world.
When you perform on stage now, your singing must have some technical content.
"A pair of people who cannot be modified, bringing warmth that will always be behind them."
"Even if I am nagging, I always pay attention, but I feel guilty if I don't know how to cherish..."
Although the song is in Cantonese, there are subtitles so everyone can understand what Chen Feng is singing.
The beautiful woman in the first seat frowned and said, "What the hell are you singing?"
As soon as she finished speaking, she noticed that Feng Guhe was looking at her strangely, and then Hua Yuerong next to her was glaring at her.
The beautiful woman was a little confused, "What's wrong?"
Hua Yuerong said displeasedly: "That's our Yunyuezhou dialect, not some ghost thing."
"Uh, cough, sorry..."
The beautiful woman was very embarrassed, and at the same time she hated Chen Feng even more. Even though he looked a lot like the man who played with her feelings back then, he actually caused her embarrassment.
If Chen Feng knew what she was going through, he would probably have to yell at the low-ranking woman. Is it none of my business that she was deceived by a scumbag?
In the live broadcast room, the expressions of many viewers have gradually lost control.
[These people don’t seem to realize the seriousness of the matter...]
[Hahaha, I just want to see what their expressions will be like when their bellies get bigger. ]
[Coming, coming, coming! ]
[Feel the dominance of the strong identification technique! ]
The candidates on the field were the first to suffer. The expressions of the boys, girls, older sisters and younger brothers suddenly changed. They held their stomachs and slowly squatted down. They even sat on the ground holding on to the wall.
"Ah! What's going on? My stomach hurts..."
"Me too, I feel like my stomach is going to explode!"
"Oh my God! My belly seems to be getting bigger?!"
"When he said about experiencing mother's hardships, could he be referring to pregnancy!!!"
"Damn it, I'm still a young girl! He actually got me pregnant!"
"I'm still a man! I'm so fucked...ah!!!"
Not only the candidates, but also the disciples of the White Bird Sect started wailing.
The four judges in the attic finally realized the seriousness of the matter.
Just as the beautiful woman was about to stand up and speak to stop her, she sat back on her seat, clutching her stomach, with a look of astonishment on her face.
"Hiss, how is it possible? How come I was also hit!!"
"What?!"
The expressions of Feng Guhe and others changed instantly.
Immediately afterwards, they also held their stomachs and their expressions changed, and cold sweat broke out on their foreheads.
Mochou still wanted to ask Feng Guhe for help, but when she saw that he was also clutching his stomach and his face turned pale, he suddenly became desperate.
Damn it, Chen Feng actually made him pregnant.
Hua Yuerong gritted her teeth and stood up, shouting: "Shut up, stop singing! Uh-huh!"
Chen Feng shut up immediately. After all, everyone had been tricked and there was no point in singing anymore.
He said loudly: "Don't worry, everyone, this is not a real pregnancy, it just allows you to experience the hard work of a mother's pregnancy from ten months to giving birth to you in two quarters of an hour."
Of course, if he didn't have enough insurance, he would be beaten to death after half an hour, so he had to have a layer of insurance.
Just when everyone was in agony and thinking about killing Chen Feng after the experience was over...
Suddenly the clouds opened in the sky, seven rainbows of light appeared, and a column of golden light fell down and shone on Chen Feng.
At this moment, Feng Guhe and others were shocked, and they seemed to have forgotten the pain in their stomachs for a moment.
"Heaven sent a blessing?!"
"Thank you for your merit, I don't believe you dare to kill me!"
Chen Feng said proudly in his heart.
Of course, this is not a real gift from heaven, but Fifty Cent Special Effects that can only bluff people.
The special effect of the golden beam of light from heaven disappeared, and Chen Feng pretended to be happy.
"Hiss! It's actually a merit, thank God!"
However, Feng Guhe and others in the attic were already paralyzed. With this boy's merits, it seemed that they couldn't be beaten to death.
At this moment, countless figures flew over from the sky, some wielding flying swords, some flying in the wind, and some flying directly into the clouds and mist.
After a while, the entire courtyard was surrounded.
Damn it! Feng Xu Yufeng? Soaring in the clouds and riding in the fog!
Chen Feng was shocked, this was attracting the power of Qingyun Sect and White Bird Sect.
It's just Fifty Cent Special Effects. You guys are better at catching fish than you are with a cocky mouth!
In the sky, standing on a small cloud, the white-haired and childlike-looking Qingshang Daoist held a fly whisk and looked at the "pregnant woman" lying on the ground in the courtyard with a strange expression.
Finally, his eyes were fixed on Chen Feng, who was holding the guitar and looking embarrassed.
"My little friend, have you attracted merit from heaven?"
"Well..."
Chen Feng had no choice but to bite the bullet and answer.
There is indeed a risk in pretending to be cool in Immortal Cultivation World. Once these big guys have a vision, they will come faster than a mountain carp.
"I see you are wearing a sword..."
"Stop! Yuxuan Perfected Being, you don't want to rob someone in Bailu Villa in front of this sect leader, do you?"
On the other side, a white-haired, blue-eyed woman riding a three-tailed egret looked at Qingshang Daoist warily.
Qingshang Daoist was stunned for a moment. After taking a closer look, he realized that this was the Egret Mountain Villa and not the Azure Cloud Mountain Villa. He felt a little embarrassed and almost broke the rules.
He changed the subject and said: "Sect Master Bai, don't be upset, please allow me to finish what I have to say..."
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