Live Challenge: You Really Built Shanhe University
Chapter 378: Shanhe Hospital’S Physical Examination Form, Top Trending Search!
"Why are you so fine and so suddenly leaving?"
"You also said that you are going to some holy land for scientific research. With your current body and bones, do you still have the strength to do scientific research?"
"Wouldn't it be better to spend your old age here? No matter how hard it is, you won't be afraid that you won't be able to bear it."
"By the way, what kind of scientific research holy land is this? Is there such a place in the country? Why haven't I heard of it?"
Everyone looked at Du Yuanming and the others.
While feeling sad and lost, I couldn't help but curiously asked.
A holy place for scientific research.
Everyone was very curious.
They boast that they are well-informed and know about domestic scientific research institutions, but they have never heard of any place that dares to claim to be a strange place.
"Ahem, you must know this place."
Du Yuanming kept it secret and did not tell anyone directly.
feta......
If I speak for Shanhe University at this time, I am suspected of wooing the employees of the old employer to contribute to the new employer.
This is really unethical.
but......
For the sake of his colleagues, he calmly reminded: "By the way, the Ministry of Science and Technology has provided us academicians with a benefit, free physical examination. If you have time, you can go to the official website of the Ministry of Science and Technology to take a look. .
Everyone heard this.
I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and someone quickly took out his mobile phone.
Logged into the official website of the Ministry of Science and Technology. 977 saw an announcement stating a new free benefit for their academicians.
[In cooperation with Shanhe University, those who have obtained academician titles can go to Shanhe Hospital of Shanhe University to enjoy a free physical examination package every year. 】
"Physical examination?"
Everyone was confused and some couldn't understand.
What kind of benefit is this?
However, the Ministry of Science and Technology was so aggressive that it even wrote an announcement and posted it on the official website.
Is there anything special about the physical examination package of Shanhe Hospital?
"Hey, we can't talk about this anymore, because we will know after we go for a physical examination."
Du Yuanming smiled mysteriously and let it slip again.
"It happened that I was not there for the last physical examination at work. Why don't you take some time to go to Shanhe Hospital for a physical examination?"
"I passed the last physical examination, otherwise I wouldn't go."
"Forget it, let's go next year. I heard that Shanhe Hospital is now overcrowded and doesn't accept any VIPs. I can't wait in line for those young people.
"It's just a physical examination, go there when you have time."
Everyone shook their heads.
Some people plan to go to Shanhe Hospital to try it and see what this package is like.
And some people...
I just don't want to go because it's too troublesome.
Shanhe Hospital is located at Shanhe University, located in the four provinces of Shanhe, a long way from Yanjing.
Their old arms and legs can no longer withstand the long-term bumps and fatigue.
To this.
Du Yuanming didn't say anything.
He said everything that needed to be said.
Whether or not you want to go for a physical examination to check for hidden physical diseases depends on your personal choice.
at the same time.
online.
A topic called "physical examination" once again topped the list of hot searches, attracting the attention of all netizens.
The origin of this topic.
Someone posted a copy of his physical examination.
The front of the physical examination form is all normal.
Only the last page shows a special test for estimated life span.
in this test.
The diseases that the examinee may suffer from and the serious diseases that may develop in the future are listed.
[Physical health assessment]: Low level.
[Hidden diseases]: Level three strain of waist muscles; Level four weakening of vision; Arthritis of limbs; Severe hair loss on top; Secondary decay of liver function; Cancerous tendency of stomach; Uncoordinated body language.
[Severe diseases that may evolve in the future]: 36-year-old lumbar disc abnormality (high risk); 37-year-old cataract (high risk); 39-year-old severe rheumatism (high risk); 40-year-old hyperuricemic goutemia (high risk); Liver failure (high risk) at age 42; stomach cancer (high risk) at age 44.
[Estimated life span]: 44 years and ten months.
"Help, I'm 33 years old this year and I haven't been in love once. I don't want to die!"
The person who posted the medical examination form was so panicked that he announced his current age at the same time. (bied)
The life span estimated on the medical examination sheet...
There are only eleven years left.
Netizens commented wildly below to comfort the person who posted the medical examination form.
"Calm down, as we all know, life span is unpredictable, so this physical examination form is fake, don't take it seriously.
"That's right, just pretend that nothing happened, it's definitely not accurate!"
"If you are really panicked, then try your luck tomorrow and give it a surprise. Doesn't it say you can live to be 44?"
"That's outrageous! What kind of funny medical examination form is this from a hospital? It can even measure life expectancy?"
Netizens below laughed and complained about this medical examination form, just treating it as a joke.
God damn predicted lifespan.
Things like lifespan are very metaphysical and no one can be sure.
Although it is closely related to an individual's physical condition, which hospital dares to directly predict its data?
And on this physical examination sheet.
Not only did it make various predictions, but it also listed various hidden diseases of the examinees and the diseases that may evolve into them.
A lifespan curve was even made.
Looks professional.
In fact, it's extremely ridiculous.
It’s simply sensational!
"Ahem, this physical examination form... is from Shanhe Hospital. I have been feeling uncomfortable lately, but other hospitals couldn't find anything wrong, so I gritted my teeth and spent 88,888 to go to Shanhe Hospital for a physical examination.
Faced with the "kind words of comfort" from netizens, the medical examiner quickly responded.
Sent a new picture.
It was the cover of the physical examination form, with the words "Shanhe Hospital" written clearly on it.
This time.
Netizens were completely blown away, and there were countless people joining in the fun.
"Hiss!! Shanhe Hospital? I just said which hospital is so outrageous. It turns out to be Shanhe Hospital, so that's no problem.
"The physical examination at Shanhe Hospital is so expensive? 88888? And this estimate of life span, is it reliable?"
"Although the medical skills of Shanhe Hospital are high, they shouldn't be strong enough to predict life expectancy, right?"
"I believe you when you say you can live until you are fifty, but it would be too far to be precise to the month.
Netizens discussed rationally again.
Learn from the many lessons learned before.
They did not completely deny Shanhe Hospital this time, but carefully analyzed its possibilities.
The medical skills of Shanhe Hospital are indeed very strong.
He can perform all kinds of difficult and complicated diseases and top-notch surgeries, and has saved countless lives.
This prediction of life span is accurate to the month, which is too magical.
Reason tells them.
This is unlikely.
Just when netizens were discussing it in full swing.
in the comment section.
Several people have also posted several physical examination sheets, which also have a column for "estimated life span"!
The format is exactly the same as the previous physical examination form!.
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