Live Fortune Telling: No One Knows Fortune Telling Better Than Me
102: Damn it, Master Lin's methods are too cruel, right?\r
102: Damn it, Master Lin's methods are too cruel, right?
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Hear this.
The place was filled with the sound of breathing cold air.
Before that, Mr. Qin Fen and others thought that Lin Xuan had used some kind of trick.
Well now, the call has come, which proves that the first volume of "Ordinary World" that Lin Xuan took out of his sleeve is the book in the hands of Mr. Xu Zhengtian's son.
!
How can it not be shocking?
In shock, Mr. Qin Fen couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Xu, your son is really in the magic capital, which is more than 1,000 kilometers away from here.
"Son, are you at Modu's house? Xu Zhengtian asked.
On the phone, the son replied: "Yes!
The voice fell.
The crowd was shocked again.
Ichimoku and the faces of the other two monks.
All of a sudden it became very ugly, because they were surprised to find that Lin Xuan's strength... was far beyond their imagination!
at the same time.
The live room was also very lively:
"Pfft, hahaha."
"Master Lin, he's 6, it's 666!
"Wu wu wu, Master Lin is too stubborn, so he brought the book directly.
"Brothers, thousands of kilometers, this is thousands of kilometers, and it takes a few hours to fly.
"Mom, don't ask me why I'm kneeling on the ground, because I don't deserve to stand and watch Master Lin's live broadcast...
The live broadcast room was very lively.
The monk's face was ugly.
Lin Xuan looked at Director Zhao again and chuckled: "President Zhao, your daughter was eating cherries just now, is it from the birth country?
"Right, right, Master Lin's right."
Dean Zhao's eyes were shining.
After seeing Lin Xuan's teleportation for thousands of miles, she now admires Lin Xuan to the ground.
Then, Lin Xuan smiled and walked over to Director Zhao. He put his right hand into his left sleeve, and grabbed a handful of cherries from his sleeve and handed it to Director Zhao: "You can taste the cherries from the birth country."99
Dean Zhao was flattered, and quickly took it with both hands: "Thank you, Master Lin, thank you, Master Lin.
*T*......
Lin Xuan went to Qin Fen, Xu Zhengtian, Mr. Bai, Dong Longmen, Zhao Tianshan and others.
Every time he walked up to a person, Lin Xuan stretched his right hand into his left sleeve, took out a handful of cherries from the sleeve, and gave the skins to Qin Fen, Xu Zhengtian, Mr. Bai and others.
These people were also flattered and thanked Lin Xuan.
Finally, Lin Xuan took a handful of cherries and ate them himself.
After eating, Lin Xuan walked up to Monk Ichimoku again, put his right hand into his left sleeve again, and handed it to Monk Ichimoku.
The monk Ichimoku stretched out his hand to pick it up.
As a result, Lin Xuan actually gave him a handful of cherry pits!
-:"???"
"Humph!"
Immediately, he was furious and snorted heavily.
Lin Xuan ignored the angry glance, and looked at Director Zhao: "Call your daughter and ask her if the cherries in her hand are still there?
"it is good!"
Dean Zhao smiled happily and hurriedly called his daughter.
In a blink of an eye, the phone rang.
The daughter's startled voice came over the phone:
"mom!"
"Mom, mom, what the hell. 35
"Mom, I really fucked up. 99
"I was eating cherries just now, and the cherries in my hand suddenly disappeared, you know?
"Besides, I watched and the washed cherries on the plate disappeared one by one, just disappeared out of thin air.
"Biu is gone in an instant, it's going to be scary."
"Mom, ask Master Lin to ask for a talisman for me, Mom..."
Hearing his daughter's panicked voice, Director Zhao admired Lin Xuan even more and chuckled: "Daughter, your cherries were taken by Master Lin."5
"What... what? Isn't Master Lin in Yunhai City?"
"I'm in Jiangzhou, thousands of miles away!"
The daughter's shocked voice came through the microphone again.
Dean Zhao smiled: "Master Lin is broadcasting live, you should watch it!
Done!
Dean Zhao hung up the phone.
The people around showed joy.
The fans in the live broadcast room even opened the mocking mode:
"Pfft, hahaha.""
"I'm dying of laughter, hahaha.
"Director Zhao's daughter said [biu], it's so cute.
"Cute? You are eating cherries, but the cherries in your hand are gone, and the ones on the plate are gone, do you think it's cute? Scared you to death, cute. 99
"I won't say whether it's cute or not, anyway, I didn't eat Master Lin's cherries, so it's a bad review.
"Right, right, bad review, bad review.
"Master Lin, teach the bald donkey a lesson, and I will give you a good review."
"Support +1!
"+10086!55
The live broadcast room was very lively.
Almost all the fans are making fun of the monk.
At this moment, the monk Yimu, his face is extremely hazy, his eyes are spinning, thinking about how to turn defeat into victory!
Sudden!
A monk's eyes.
Locked the black cat that almost caught him just now.
He has seen the peculiarity of black cats.
Presumably this black cat is Lin Xuan's spiritual pet.
Thinking of this, the monk Ichimoku took out a golden mouse from his back pocket and placed it on the ground.
As soon as the little mouse with golden hair appeared, it made a hole in the ground and disappeared!
at the same time.
Lin Xuan looked at the old man Qin Fen again and said with a smile, "Your grandson is playing games, right?"
"Yes, Master Lin!"
Qin Fen smiled heartily, and glanced at the monk triumphantly.
Lin Xuan chuckled.
Then, stretch out your right hand to your left sleeve.
When Lin Xuan's right hand came out again, he was already holding a mobile phone.
The screen of the mobile phone also displayed the picture of the king of pesticides, and Han Xin was being hunted down.
Then, Lin Xuan began to operate Han Xin, and in the blink of an eye, he counterattacked the opponent, rushed into the enemy camp, and began to kill and kill!
Originally, Han Xin's side had been defeated.
But after Lin Xuan's one kill, two kills, three kills, four kills, five kills...
In the end, the enemy team had no power to fight back, and could only spit fragrance on the channel:
"Damn, do you have to hang up even if you play a game?"
"Fuck, hang on the wall, Laozi will meet you again in real life, and fight once and for all."
"I've done it, report it, it's so obvious that it's using the wife, Han Xin can still kill like this?"
After winning this one.
Lin Xuan said to Mr. Qin Fen, "Don't you have a landline phone at home?"
The old man Qin Fen woke up suddenly, and hurriedly called the landline. The voice of your grandson immediately came from the phone:
"Grandpa, Grandpa. 39
"I'm not joking with you, I've been in a ghost just now and encountered a supernatural event." The grandson's tone was full of shock.
Qin Fen smiled proudly and said, "Why, did the phone suddenly disappear?"
"..."
"How did you know?
"Grandpa, our team is about to lose, and I was running when my phone suddenly disappeared and disappeared from my hand." The grandson's tone was full of panic.
Qin Fen laughed loudly: "Come and watch the live broadcast, your mobile phone was taken by Master Lin, and Master Lin won the battle for you...
Just when Qin Fen was chatting with his grandson.
The enthusiasm of fans in the live broadcast room has entered a new climax:
"Wow haha, Master Lin won."
"Win all three games, Master Lin's leather is broken.
"Monk Yimu is so stupid that he dares to challenge Master Lin?
"Those scumbags who say that monks are very powerful, come out and pretend, why don't you see anyone?
"Yes, yes, I don't remember a lot of idiots saying that monks are powerful? 99
No matter how Lin Xuan fans ridiculed.
But none of the fans who supported the monk before have disappeared.
In speaking of reality.
After winning three times.
Lin Xuan looked at the monk Yimu and smiled, "Yimu, what else is there to say?
Sudden!
His face changed greatly, and he pointed to the bottom of the peach tree: "No, your cat is eating my spirit mouse!
shhhhhh...
Everyone's eyes looked down to the tree.
Wang Miaomiao also moved the camera to the bottom of the peach tree.
I saw Lin Xuan's black cat, with a mouse covered in golden hair in its mouth at the moment.
The black cat swallowed the mouse in a few bites.
After eating the mouse, the black cat ran to the tree to sleep again.
See this scene!
Monk Yimu was heartbroken:
"Lin Xuan patron!
"These two spirit mice have special effects of treasure hunting."
"Where there are treasures, my two golden spirit mice can tell by smelling them.
"Most of the treasures in our Bodhidharma were found by these two golden spirit mice."
"These two golden spirit mice are the treasures of my Bodhidharma, but today they lost all of your cats, you have to pay me!
As soon as the words come out.
The two monks standing next to the monk Yimu immediately showed their angry eyes: "Yes, you need to compensate us!
Lin Xuan knows what these bald donkeys are fighting, and there are ways to clean up these bald donkeys.
Before cleaning up, though, Lin Xuan doesn't mind playing with the bald donkey.
So, Lin Xuan chuckled: "How do you say how to pay?"
The voice fell.
A slightly surprised expression appeared in his eyes.
When he thought about it, his slander was very crude.
Coupled with Lin Xuan's extraordinary ability, after being slandered, he should argue and reason, or strongly condemn.
But now, what does it mean to directly say how to compensate?
However, seeing that Lin Xuan was willing to pay compensation, the monk Yimu didn't bother to think so much, so he said, "It's very simple!
"Treasure for treasure!"
"The two golden spirit mice are the treasures of my Dharma Academy, and you also need two treasures to exchange."
"The first is the peach tree!
"Second: this mountain of ice gems! 35
As soon as this word comes out!
The expressions of everyone on the scene became very ugly, and they felt that this one-eyed monk was too shameless.
Fans in the live broadcast room, just started spraying directly:
"Damn, dogs are better than a glance, right?"
"When Ichimoku was born, did Ichimoku's mother throw Ichimoku's face and placenta into the trash?
"Tsk tsk tsk, we only have one layer of skin, I think Yi Yi is so shameless, his face must be 9999 layers thick?"
"I knew that monks were shameless before, but I didn't expect to be so shameless, how could it really set the lower limit?"
"Hehe, just think about what kind of people are monks? They talk about saving all beings, but in fact they support their adoptive parents, don't raise their children, don't work in the fields, don't do business, and you expect this kind of people. Purdue all sentient beings, stop dreaming!"
for a while!
Fans are snorting.
But he didn't care at all, he didn't intend to make sense when he came over this time, otherwise why would the three of them go out together?
After making a decision in his heart, Yi Mu was aggressive again: "Lin Xuan, benefactor, pay me with a peach tree and a mountain of ice gems!"
The monk on the left roared: "Pay! 99
The monk on the right roared: "Pay!
Seeing the three second monks pretending to be aggressive, Lin Xuan chuckled: "But my little black, only ate one golden mouse, why should I pay for two?"
Hear the word!
He was stunned.
He was so aggressive.
Why is this guy in front of him still talking kindly to him?
After thinking about it carefully, a flash of light flashed in my mind, and I suddenly thought that Lin Xuan had just finished the calamity, and he must have been injured and could not do anything!
Thinking of this, the eyes became more and more arrogant: "I just ate two, when I ate the first one, I saw it!"
Lin Xuan's eyes turned to Xiao Hei: "If you eat a few, just meow a few times. 99
"..."
Little Black meows.
Lin Xuan chuckled: "Xiao Hei said it, and it ate one."
Thinking that Lin Xuan was seriously injured, he became more and more arrogant and grinned: "Everyone will lie, let alone cats. If you want to know how many you have eaten, you will know if you open your stomach."
Lin Xuan listened.
Good guy, good guy.
Did this thing happen to him in order to prove that he ate a few bowls of noodles and digged his stomach?
If that's the case, don't blame him for being rude.
Lin Xuan's tone was flat: "I want to know how many golden mice my family Xiaohei ate, so I don't have to open my stomach."35
"So what to do?" Yi glance asked.
Lin Xuan chuckled: "Which eye did you see when Xiao Hei ate two golden mice?"
"Both eyes saw it! One eye pointed to one of his own eyes.
whoosh...
suddenly!
Lin Xuan's right hand is lightning fast.
The index finger and middle finger, clasped together in one eye.
One goal and two photos were detained, and Lin Xuan threw them to Xiao Hei.
Xiao Hei opened his mouth, swallowed the two photos of Yimu, chewed it a few times, and swallowed it directly into his belly.
It all happened between lightning and flint.
After Xiao Hei swallowed the two photos in one eye, Lin Xuan turned his gaze to the one with only two black holes in his eyes, and chuckled lightly:
"Master Yimu, can you see clearly in the little black belly?"
"How many golden mice?"
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