Live Fortune Telling: No One Knows Fortune Telling Better Than Me
045: What, brother is a daughter-in-law?
045: What, brother is a daughter-in-law?
"What is it?" the atheist asked.
Lin Xuan was speechless: "She was originally a man, but she underwent sex reassignment surgery to become a woman!"
"hiss……"
The atheist sucked in a breath of cold air, and his eyes widened all of a sudden!
Just when the atheists were stunned, Lin Xuan added another shot: "By the way, you all knew before the transformation. He is your good brother Li Bin!"
As soon as this word comes out!
The live broadcast room exploded.
One by one fans were stunned:
"Ouch, I have a big slot!"
"What's wrong with me, this melon is a bit big."
"This f*ck, real-life male plus male?"
"Pfft, the atheist's brother had surgery to marry an atheist?"
The live room exploded.
Atheists are also stunned.
After the intense confusion, the atheist finally reacted and became furious: "Master Lin, don't talk nonsense, my brother Li Bin is already dead!"
"How did he die?"
Lin Xuan was not angry, but asked back with a smile.
Atheists sink into memories:
"He said he was going to travel to Myanmar."
"After arriving in Myanmar, he said that the jade business was particularly easy to do, so he started the jade business."
"After that, I won't be able to contact him."
"When I hear from him again, it will already be the news of his death."
After these words, the atheist showed a sad expression.
Lin Xuan smiled playfully: "You didn't tell the whole story, did you?"
"You and Li Bin grew up together."
"When others bullied Li Bin when I was a child, you helped Li Bin beat others."
"You can't do the questions, Li Bin will help you with the questions, and the two of you have always had a good relationship."
"After graduating from college, Li Bin confessed to you that you rejected Li Bin when you said you didn't like men."
Lin Xuan just talked about it here.
The atheist got angry and slammed his hands: "What are you talking about? What does this have to do with my wife not being pregnant?"
"Of course it does!"
Lin Xuan chuckled and continued:
"After Li Binbin arrived in Myanmar, did he introduce you to a local beauty in Myanmar?"
"From food, to movies, to hobbies, this Myanmar beauty is almost the same as you, right?"
"Then, you and this Myanmar beauty talked about a transnational love, right?"
The atheist smiled happily: "Yes, I have a good relationship with this Myanmar beauty, she is now my wife!"
Lin Xuan chuckled: "In the end, the news of Li Bin's death was also told to you by this beauty from Myanmar, right?"
"Yes, what's the problem?" The atheist was a little sad.
Lin Xuan's smile suddenly became complicated: "If I told you that Li Bin didn't go to Myanmar at all, but went to Korea, would you believe it?"
"What, he went to Goryeo, why did he go to Goryeo?"
The atheist was startled, and found that things did not seem to be simple.
Next!
Lin Xuan's words can be described as earth-shattering.
I saw Lin Xuan speak, and said quietly:
"Li Bin went to Han country at that time and had sex change and plastic surgery!"
"That is to say, the beauty in Myanmar introduced to you by your brother Li Bin is actually himself!"
"He used the trumpet to develop a relationship with you while he was performing surgery in Korea."
"When he recovered from his sex change and plastic surgery, he made a photo of himself suspended in death and sent it to you in a trumpet."
"You are very sad because of Li Bin's death."
"So, Li Bin, who pretended to be a beauty in Myanmar, flew to Xia to accompany you."
"In the process of being with you, you developed a relationship and then got married!"
finally!
Lin Xuan explained everything clearly.
After hearing the ins and outs of the whole thing, the fans in the entire live room were spartan:
"I f*ck, what kind of bloody plot is this?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, this brother named Li Bin is a ruthless man!"
"I'm a queen mother, is there such a bloody thing in reality?"
"Why don't you have children? If you can have children, it would be hell."
"Tsk tsk tsk, I treat you as a brother, you actually want to be my daughter-in-law, and you are so successful in the end? What kind of realistic magicism is this?"
"Damn, this is not a green hat anymore, I can't imagine that picture..."
Fans are raving!
Atheists are confused.
He wanted to refute, but didn't know how to refute.
However, he couldn't accept it anyway, how could his wife suddenly become a brother?
Angered into anger, the atheist spit out angrily: "You are talking nonsense, you are talking nonsense, my wife is not Li Bin!"
Lin Xuan chuckled: "Your wife is washing the pot now, you can go to the kitchen now, stand behind her suddenly and ask [Li Bin, how much does sex reassignment surgery cost?]"
"Okay, let's go, who's afraid of whom?"
The atheist looked annoyed, turned and walked out of the bedroom.
In a blink of an eye, the atheist came to the kitchen and asked a woman's back, "Li Bin, how much did you spend for sex reassignment surgery?"
"More than 230,000 points!"
The woman who was finishing her shower replied without looking back.
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