Live Fortune Telling: No One Knows Fortune Telling Better Than Me
070: This is the treatment of King Zhou
070: This is the treatment of King Zhou
at the same time.
Fans in the live broadcast room also saw the lip print on the back of Loli's neck and were shocked:
"Fuck, fuck, fuck.
"It's really like what Master Lin said, the lip prints are exactly the same."
"I f*ck, why does the lip print appear on the back of the Loli girl - on the neck?"
"No, no, no, is the sexy girl just now and the current little Loli the same person?"
"I want to know now, is Wei Yong scared to pee?"
Yes!
Fans are chatting in the live broadcast room.
He couldn't understand Wei Yong's immersive fear at all, he was so scared to pee now.
After all... the girl in front of him might not be human!
"*..."
"You don't like people anymore?"
At this moment, little Loli turned around and said in a soft and weak voice: "Brother Yong, come on, be happy!
Wei Yong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, complaining in his heart that you are not even a human being, how dare I be happy with you?
However, when Wei Yong's words came to his lips, it became:
"it's okay no problem."
"I feel a little sick today."
"You go back today, and I'll find you another day."
Little Loli nodded obediently: "Okay.""
Then.
Little Loli left.
After little Loli left, Wei Yong couldn't wait to take out his mobile phone, looking flustered:
"Master. 39
"Master Lin.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"Why does the lip print I leave on the back of the sexy girl's neck appear on the back of the Loli girl?"
Lin Xuan chuckled and replied:
"Because when a monster transforms, it will only change its body, but cannot change things other than the body.
"For example, the lip print you leave is not part of the monster's body, so after the monster transforms, the lip print will still remain. 99
Hear the word!
Wei Yong's face changed greatly, and he exclaimed: "Master, are you saying that my girlfriend is a monster?"
"Yes, it's a monster. 99
"What kind of monster?""
"Fox demon!" Lin Xuan replied.
Hearing Lin Xuan's words, Wei Yong's eyes widened, and a storm surged in his heart!
Fox demon?
Fox demon?
Now, in this world, there are still fox demons?
Moreover, this fox demon has also become his girlfriend?
I have been lingering with my girlfriend countless times, that is to say... I am... with a fox?
"hiss……
in this case?
Isn't he just as ruthless as Xu Xian?
Thinking of this, Wei Yong's hair stood on end and his face was terrified: "Master, I'm timid, don't joke with me, my girlfriend is really a fox? 99
"Um!"
"Let me draw its body for you!
While speaking, Lin Xuan picked up the paintbrush.
In a blink of an eye!
Lin Xuan drew a fox on paper.
This fox is old-fashioned, half of the hair on his body is missing, and the only hair is wrinkled, it is really ugly!
"vomit…………"
After seeing Lin Xuan's painting, Wei Yong immediately retched.
Before seeing the fox itself, he still had some fantasies.
After all, his love for Daji, Bai Suzhen, Nie Xiaoqian... is the dream of countless otaku.
But after seeing this old fox with his own eyes, Wei Yong's psychological defense line collapsed directly, and he is a handsome guy... He actually sleeps with an old-fashioned shedding fox every day?
at the same time.
The live broadcast room has exploded.
Fans frantically swipe the screen:
"Pfft, hahaha. 35
"You want to laugh at the old lady and inherit the spicy noodles from the old lady?"
"Hey...Brother, you are such a ruthless person that even the old fox won't let go?"
"It's so ruthless, you are the second in the history of the Xia Kingdom to fight with a fox, and the first is King Zhou.
Some people choose to believe it and make jokes.
And more people choose not to believe it, and they are also posting bullet screens:
"Tsk tsk tsk, this script is interesting.""
"The actor's acting skills are also good. When I saw the lip print, I was shocked."
"The idea of this script is good, but there are too many fools, and some people actually believe that there are monsters in this world, are they sand sculptures? 35
"Big trees have dead branches, and many people have fools. Now living conditions have improved, so fools can also surf the Internet. Isn't it normal for fools to believe that there are monsters in the world?
Someone in the live broadcast room believed.
There are also people who don't believe it, and Wei Yong is one of those who don't believe it.
The experience with those girlfriends is so real, how can the girlfriend be a fox demon?
What's more, a fox demon that has lost half of its hair?
After some thought, Wei Yong said solemnly: "Master, I don't believe it!
"If you don't believe me, call the other girlfriends and see if they have lip prints on the back of their necks?" Lin Xuan laughed.
then……
Wei Yong called Gao Leng's girlfriend.
Quietly brushing away the hair on the back of Gao Leng's girlfriend's neck, she saw clear lip prints.
Although he was shocked, Wei Yong still did not give up.
Then, Wei Yong sent away Gao Leng's girlfriend, and called his pure desire girlfriend again.
Pulling back the hair on the back of the back of the pure desire girlfriend, sure enough... it's still a red lip print!
"..."
Wei Yong was finally stunned this time, completely frightened.
Could it be that what Master Lin said was true?
His five girlfriends were all transformed from an old fox?
Wei Yong found another reason to send his pure desire girlfriend away.
After closing the doors and windows, Wei Yong asked in horror, "Master Lin, could it be that...my five girlfriends have really changed from foxes?
"You try a few push-ups." Lin Xuan suddenly said.
Wei Yong nodded, leaned down and hurriedly did push-ups.
"Crack..."
Wei Yong, who was just about to do push-ups, fell directly on the ground and threw a dog to eat shit.
this moment!
Wei Yong was completely shocked:
"No...no...that's impossible! 55
"I used to be able to do fifty or sixty push-ups at one time, but now I can't do any of them?"
In a panic, Wei Yong grabbed a 40-pound dumbbell not far away.
Although Wei Yong tried his best to flush his face, he still couldn't lift the dumbbells.
this moment!
Wei Yong was not panicking at all.
Some time ago, he could easily lift 40 pounds of dumbbells with one hand.
Now, with all his strength, he can't even lift the dumbbells? How is this possible?
"Don't waste your energy!
At this moment, Lin Xuan's voice came.
Wei Yong looked at Lin Xuan in horror.
Lin Xuan explained lightly:
"The reason why the old fox is only half fur is because of the lack of spiritual energy, the old fox cannot maintain its own mana. 99
"That's why the old fox sees your special physique, so he pays attention to you and wants to drain your yang energy. 95
"In order to drain your yang qi, whatever type of woman you like, the old fox will become whatever type."
"You've been sucked for more than a month now, if your body is still the same as before, that's hell.
"At this rate, you probably have a month left to live."
"Pfft..."
Wei Yong knelt directly to the ground.
"Dong dong dong..."
Wei Yong kowtowed three times to Lin Xuan and burst into tears: "Master save me! 99
"You call, ask a girlfriend to come over, let him video with me, and I will show you a live demon subduing!" Lin Xuan chuckled.
As soon as this word comes out!
Uproar all over the place!
Fans clamored:
"Fuck, is the master going to subdue the demon? 39
"Cow, I didn't expect that in my lifetime, I would still be able to see subdued demons?
"Tsk tsk tsk, the melon seeds and peanuts are ready, wait for Master Lin to subdue the demon online."
Except for those who believe.
There are a lot of people complaining:
"Tsk tsk tsk, start pretending."
"Subduing the demon? What is the age of this, and still subduing the demon?
"Hehe, this team is quite attentive, I don't know what tricks will be played later. 35
"Look, let's see how this master subdues demons..."
in the voice of fans.
Wei Yong has already called the last cute girlfriend in an uneasy manner.
A cute girlfriend in a maid outfit entered the room, blinked at Wei Yong with big innocent eyes, handed out a bottle of Coke, and whined in a sweet and greasy voice:
"Brother. 39
"People can't unscrew the cap.
"Help others to have a lemon, Trojan..."
At the end, the cute girlfriend also gave a blowing kiss.
In normal times, Wei Yong would be so happy that he took off and broadcasted gymnastics directly.
But now, looking at his cute girlfriend's pouting mouth, Wei Yong remembered that disgusting fox with only half-hair, and just wanted to retching.
・・・ Flowers・
"vomit…………"
Wei Yong retched.
The cute girlfriend blinked her big eyes: "Husband, are you not feeling well?"
"No no no, someone wants to chat with you!
Wei Yong hurriedly diverted the topic tremblingly, and handed the mobile phone that was connecting to the live broadcast to his cute girlfriend.
next moment!
The cute girlfriend took over the live video.
"Fox Linger!"
Lin Xuan called out a name.
Pretending to be a cute girlfriend with a cute face, after hearing the three words [Hu Linger], his face suddenly changed, and he looked at Lin Xuan as if nothing had happened:
"Little brother, who is Hu Linger, did you find the wrong person?"
"Is it?"
Lin Xuan half-smiled, then continued:
"I'm looking for the ancestor of the fox from Jiuqiu Mountain, named Hu Ling'er, who is now over 1,300 years old.
"When Hu Ling'er was most powerful, he had six tails, and even some princes and ministers did not take the yang energy uncommonly, and only wanted to imitate Daji.
'But... as the aura dries up.
"The proud ancestor of Jiuqiu Mountain Fox can now even see the double-yang body."
"In order to drain the double-yang body, the dignified fox ancestor has to change into a different appearance to please a mortal."
"Tsk tsk, it's really pitiful..."
Hear the word!
Hu Linger was both horrified and angry.
What was terrifying was that the young man on the opposite side looked like he was only in his teens. How could he be able to understand the details of it clearly?
0....0
Annoyingly, it used to be as beautiful as when it was a teenager.
If it was put in the past, a double-yang body like Wei Yong would not even let it suck, and would not even take a look at it.
But as the aura is exhausted, it can only compromise in order to survive.
Now being exposed by this young man, it is as if he used to be the boss of the company, but now he is caught by an acquaintance while sweeping the road, which is extremely embarrassing!
Think of it here!
Hu Linger decided not to recognize each other for the time being, blinked her big innocent eyes, and said in a snarky voice, "Little brother, are you telling a fairy tale?"
Seeing that Hu Linger refused to admit it.
Fans in the live room couldn't help it:
"Master Lin, can you cover it up?"
"Master, people say you tell fairy tales, don't you show some real skills?"
"Master Lin, how do you start telling myths and stories about how to subdue demons?
"Hehe, Master Lin... Have you finished the live broadcast after drinking, but if you take a grain of cephalosporin, you won't be so drunk, it's still 1,300 years...
for a while!
Almost the entire broadcast room is denying Lin Xuan.
After all, what Lin Xuan said was so bizarre that it was a bit like a fairy tale.
Faced with doubts in the live broadcast room.
Facing Hu Linger's pretense.
Lin Xuan just smiled slightly, urging the mana to use the words to follow:
"Fox Linger.
"You are now exhausted and unable to maintain your transformation."
"Your left hand has become a fox's paw. 35
Hu Ling'er sneered in her heart, then she raised her left hand, stared at her innocent eyes, and provocatively said: "Little brother, are you saying that this hand is a fox's paw?
"Fuck..."
"It's really claws."
"You are a fox demon, mother save me! 35
When Hu Linger raised her left hand to provoke, her eyes were looking at the screen, but Wei Yong's terrified scream suddenly came from behind.
After hearing the scream, Hu Ling'er's heart skipped a beat, and she suddenly looked at her left hand.
Where is the left hand?
It was clearly the left paw of a fox with messy fur.
"..."
Hu Ling'er's face changed greatly, and she couldn't help taking a deep breath.
Its current mana is clearly enough to maintain the transformation time for a long time.
Why...when it's unconscious...the left hand becomes a claw?
Just when Hu Linger's face changed greatly, Lin Xuan said again: "Hu Linger, your head has also become the body.
next moment!
Witnessed by hundreds of thousands of fans.
Hu Ling'er's head quickly grew thick white hair.
In addition, Hu Ling'er's mouth keeps bulging forward, and her ears keep extending upward, turning into a monster with a fox head and a human body!
PS: The first chapter is on the shelves, thank you for your support!
Previously, the number of words in each chapter was small for exposure, but each chapter was a little stuck at the beginning and the beginning. It would be much better to combine the stories. Thank you for your support! Next,
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