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076: Master Lin's words follow the law, and the cowhide explodes
076: Master Lin's words follow the law, and the cowhide explodes
Seeing the county master questioning the stationmaster Chen.
Fans in the live broadcast room immediately turned over:
"Pfft, hahaha.
"It's called a modern newspaper? 35
"Laughing to death, I just said that the three parties were so wise when they were winning together, but now they are so dumb?"
"Previously, the pretentious one flew up, and the one who was full of brilliance and graceful expression was brilliant, how can he look like a grandson now?
"Hahaha, wait, there are better scenes to be staged...'
Fans are raving.
But the stationmaster Chen was so shocked, his eyes widened: "???"
who I am?
where am I?
What am I going to do?
Why was the video of me eating and drinking just now being recorded?
After the strong stun, the head of the station turned pale and embarrassed: "It's a win-win situation for the three parties."
"I want you to explain, what does a three-way win-win mean?"
"The win-win situation of the three parties means that the hospital, the patient, and the blood bank all win together."5
Station Master Chen has already answered cautiously.
Seeing that the county owner was still dissatisfied, he reprimanded loudly:
"Don't you understand human language? Let me explain to you, what is a three-way win-win situation?"
"Why do I ask you to explain, what is called a three-way, what is a win-win, and what is a three-way win-win?" The county master was furious and shouted!
The head of the station turned pale, and seeing that he could not escape, he began to explain: "The three-way win-win situation is that the blood station accepts bribes, and swindles the hospital and the patients!
Hear the word!
The county owner sneered and looked forward to the video again.
After watching the previous video, the county master pointed to the table:
"Nine Seven Seven" "Yo, you guys are eating well.
"Those who know, think you eat food.
"Those who don't know, thought you guys opened a zoo on the dining table.
"You scumbags, our official image is corrupted by you scumbags!
After being reprimanded by the county lord.
The stationmaster Chen and the deputy stationmaster kept silent, nodding their heads in apology:
"Sir, we were wrong.
"We were really wrong, we will change it in the future, we will definitely change it.
Although the stationmaster Chen and the deputy stationmaster have apologized.
But the county master was still unrelenting, pointing to the deputy stationmaster who was toasting in the video, and sneered: "Who do you want to unite around, whoever tells you to go east, you go east, and whoever tells you to go west, you go west?
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was fascinated..."
The deputy stationmaster wanted to cry without tears, so he quickly apologized, and there was still tears in his voice.
The county owner's face turned black: "One cup is for colleagues, twice for brothers, three cups for relatives... Your relationship has grown rapidly!"
"We were wrong, we were wrong..."
The stationmaster Chen and the deputy stationmaster, who were arrogant and arrogant before, quickly apologized now, looking for a crack to get in.
at last!
The county owner turned his attention to Uncle Warehouse again.
shuh...
The warehouse uncle immediately turned pale.
He is a small employee, where has he seen such a big official as the county master?
The county owner sneered: "What do you mean by that?"
"No fun, no fun? 39'
"How can it be boring, wasn't it interesting to see you before? 35
"I don't dare to be interesting anymore, I don't dare to be interesting anymore."
"So, what does it mean?" The county master drank coldly.
Uncle Warehouse was taken aback, and quickly said: "It means 200,000 cash in a mooncake box. 39
"Tsk tsk, that's really interesting.
The county master sneered, and then looked at the stationmaster Chen: "Do you think it's interesting?"
Station Master Chen's face changed greatly: "It's boring, it's boring..."
"Don't you mind?"
"The meaning of 200,000 is in hand.
"Education is not important, ability is not important, making mistakes is not important, you can be a leader."
"I think it's interesting, how can you say it's boring? 95
The princess sneered.
When the county master said this, the stationmaster Chen immediately drenched in cold sweat and his face was ashen: "It's boring, it's boring..."
at the same time.
The live room has already picked up the pot:
"Pfft, hahaha."
"I didn't find this county master, but he is still a joker. 55
"Why do I suddenly remember the classic episode of "Let the Bullets Fly"? 39
"What do you mean, what do you mean? Explain what the fuck is called a three-way win-win situation, it made me laugh.
"I couldn't help but want to laugh when I saw these scumbags being cleaned up by the stationmaster Chen.
"Hey, I hope that after this incident, the cute Tutu won't be retaliated against."
"Similarly, I hope the cute bunny won't be revenge...
Seeing that fans are praying for the cute bunny.
Lin Xuan used his words to say the same thing and said:
[Next, the cute bunny will tell the princess what happened. 】
[The county owner was furious when he learned the truth, and gave the stationmaster Chen the most serious punishment. 】
[After the punishment, the county lord left the cute Tutu his private number so that he can be found if there is anything. 】
Lin Xuan's words are finished!
What happened next was exactly as Lin Xuan said.
After the county owner watched the live broadcast, the cute rabbit told the director again that three people in their hospital should have died due to insufficient plasma.
"You guys, wait for your punishment!" The princess was furious!
The station chief Chen was anxious: "The county master, it is not easy for us to take this position. 39
The deputy head of the station said eagerly, "Sir, it's not easy for us, we don't dare any more, and I hope we can take the blame and make merit!
"Deal with the crime?"
"What do you think?"
"Because of your dereliction of duty, three people died in one hospital, what about other hospitals?
"Your actions are caused by negligence and cause death. If you are not dealt with seriously, how will you explain to the people of the country?"5
"Just wait for the supervision department, you are going to spend the rest of your life in prison, and the death penalty is not impossible!"
The princess is very cold.
After listening, the head of Chen and the deputy head turned pale.
Then, the county master said to the entourage with a serious look:
Check it out for me!
"Look at those hospitals that offered bribes, and all the hospitals that offered bribes gave me a severe punishment!
"Of course these corrupt webmasters are at fault, but so are those hospitals that want to take shortcuts. We must put an end to this unhealthy trend from two aspects!"5
The entourage quickly agreed.
Afterwards, the county owner looked at the camera in the live broadcast room, bowed ninety degrees, and apologized sincerely:
"I'm sorry. 35
"It was because of my negligence that the moths were born.
"In the future, we will conduct strict investigations to completely prevent similar incidents from happening, and hope that everyone will continue to supervise."
"thank you all!"
After apologizing to fans in the live broadcast room.
The county owner looked at the cute rabbit again and admired: "You are very brave, the society needs people like you, you remember my private number, and if someone makes things difficult for you, call me at any time!
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, Lord!
To get the call from the princess, the cute bunny almost jumped up in excitement.
Fans in the live broadcast room are also very pleased:
"Tsk tsk tsk, it really developed according to what Master Lin said.
"So, Master Lin, is he really a god? Why does he say what he says?"
"Master Lin said that there should be light, so there is light in the world.
"Master Lin created the world, Master Lin pinched people, Master Lin created words, Master Lin...
"Master Lin's hide, my wish in this life is to be a pendant on Master Lin's leg, the kind that can call 666..."
for a while!
The live broadcast room was extremely hot.
In addition to the barrage, there are also a lot of rewards.
Looking at the barrage and the reward, Lin Xuan was also very relieved.
suddenly!
Lin Xuan felt a great deal of merit and virtue poured into his body.
After a careful understanding, Lin Xuan realized that he had cracked down on bad behavior, improved blood usage, and would save many lives, so he has so many merits!
The amount of merit alone this time is enough to open the fifth page of the Wordless Heavenly Book, the entire amount of merit!
But to Lin Xuan's surprise...opening the sixth page of the Wordless Book is still a lot less meritorious.
The more merit required, the better the reward.
Lin Xuan is a little curious now. On the sixth page of the Wordless Book, what kind of treasure is it that needs so much merit?
Think about it!
no result.
Lin Xuan said goodbye to the cute bunny and closed the video.
After turning it off, Lin Xuan said to the live broadcast room again: "Okay, let's start the next fortune-telling game, and send a barrage if you want to calculate!
"Kakakaka..."
Another endless barrage.
"Choose me and I will be your son. 35
"Dad. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy..
"Master Lin, I just gave you a 100 carnival reward, do you know who to choose?
"Master Lin, my son is lost, can you help me find him..."
for a while!
Countless barrages!
Lin Xuan's wordless book is frantically flipping through.
Finally, Lin Xuan locked a person whose nickname is [Scholar].
"..."
Connection succeeded.
appears on the screen.
It was a boy in his twenties, wearing glasses and looking very weak.
The scholar looked overjoyed: "Wow, are you so lucky? Thank you Master Lin, thank you Master Lin.
"What do you want to be?" Lin Xuan asked with a smile.
The scholar thought about it for a while, and said with joy: "Master, I know that your calculation is accurate, but I still want you to calculate my basic information!
Lin Xuan nodded and continued:
"Your name is Zhou Qi.
"This year is 21 years old, a sophomore student of Southwest Traditional Chinese Medicine.
"Your family itself is a family of traditional Chinese medicine. Your grandparents, grandparents and parents are still alive and in good health."
"In addition, because your family has been traditional Chinese medicine for generations, it is very famous in your local area and has a good reputation."
Talk with Lin Xuan!
The scholar's eyes widened, and he clapped his palms excitedly:
"God."
"God."
"Master Lin, you are simply amazing.
"Master Lin, I admire you so much.
"Master Lin, you are the number one god in history!"
"Can you tell me more, I'll see if you can figure it out, it's something that only I know.
Lin Xuan nodded: "Then let me tell you something from yesterday.
"You are in your second year of sophomore year, and you are tutoring English at an institution part-time.
"Then, after school, you meet a sixteen or seventeen-year-old female student.
"This girl invites you to be a one-on-one tutor for 300 yuan an hour.
"You are very embarrassed now, so after a little thought, you agreed. After all, you can make money and help the little girl, so why not do it?"
"When I got to the girl's house, I found that the girl was alone."
"Looking at the absence of the parents, you are afraid that the girls won't be able to pay the tuition fee. You ask if the girls can pay the tuition fee?"
"Then... the girl opened the drawer directly."
"There are several bundles of money in the drawer, at least tens of thousands, right?"
The scholar looked excited and nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, Master Lin, you are so right, it's almost like you've seen it with your own eyes."
Everyone thought it was over.
But Lin Xuan went on to say:
"You were tutoring girls in English at that time."
"But the girl's foundation is really bad, and she doesn't study well.
"In the process of tutoring, girls always tease you and ask you some sensitive topics." 2.5
"For example, my little brother is so handsome, what skin care products does my little brother use, does my little brother have a girlfriend, and does my little brother like Loli?
"Then you feel that things are not right and you want to leave.
"18"
"The girl blocked the door first, saying she liked you, wanted to talk to you, and even started to undress."
"But in the end, you left.""
finally!
Lin Xuan's short story is over.
The fans in the live broadcast room are envious:
"Wow, is there such a good thing?"
"Wuwuwu, why haven't I encountered such a good thing? 35
"Damn, you really deserve to be single, and you don't have such a good chance?"
"Young people can't grasp it, and when they meet this opportunity to let uncle go, the uncle is already hungry and thirsty..."
The live broadcast room was extremely hot.
Lin Xuan, however, looked at the scholar: "Did you not have the heart at that time? 39
The scholar smiled shyly, a little embarrassed: "It's a lie to say that I'm not excited, and even have some physiological reactions, but ... she is still young, so she may not really like her, and I can't hurt her.
Lin Xuan chuckled: "You know what? Your kindness saved you.
"Master Lin, why do you say that?" The scholar was startled, a little stunned.
Lin Xuan chuckled: "You said there are tens of thousands of dollars in the little girl's drawer!
"But do you know how the money came from? Let me tell you, the source of the money is the fairy dance!
Hearing this, the scholar couldn't help being horrified, and a layer of cold sweat oozes from his back!
PS: Ask for some flowers and evaluation tickets——.
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