Live Fortune Telling: No One Knows Fortune Telling Better Than Me
079: The most pitiful honest person in history, no one
079: The most pitiful honest person in history, no one
"Jail?""
The scholar and Zhou Xiaoyu were stunned.
The fans in the live broadcast room were also stunned.
Everyone asked, why did Gao Yong go to jail?
"Isn't that easy?"
Lin Xuan replied with a chuckle, then continued:
"Just before that, Gao Meng personally told his good brother how he invited female classmates to his home before."
"How can I have a relationship with a female classmate?
"How to get female classmates not to call the police. 95
"How to get rid of girls in the end. 39
"What kind of behavior is this?"
"This is a proper strong behavior!"
"And so far, Gao Yong has used this method to harm 34 girls."
"The reason why many girls didn't call the police was because Gao Yong said he loved them and the girls were deceived.
"Now the truth is revealed!"
"We have millions of water friends in our live broadcast room.
"Just now Gao Yong blew himself up in front of millions of water friends, which is equivalent to admitting the facts of the crime.
"Of the thirty-four girls who were seduced by Gao Yong, seven of them would stand up and sue Gao Yong!
"So, do you now know why Gao Yong was imprisoned?"
The voice fell.
The live room is instantly active.
"Miao ah, Miao Cuijiao is not so good. 35
"Miao Cuijiao's mother opened the door for Miao Cuijiao, it's a wonderful home."
"Pfft, hahaha, I can't help but be happy when I think of the scum not only dying, but also going to jail.""
"I just want to say 666..."
Fans swiped the barrage in the live broadcast room.
The scholar was complacent, with a happy smile on his face.
But Zhou Xiaoyu showed a terrified expression, bowed 90 degrees to Lin Xuan on the screen, and was extremely sincere:
"Master Lin!"
"Thank you.
"If it wasn't for you, I would have been harmed by Gao Yong.
"Those 34 girls who have been harmed will always be kept in the dark.
"If Master Lin hadn't sent a scum like Gao Meng to prison this time, even more girls would have been killed."
"The death and imprisonment of Gaomeng 007 Club this time will definitely deter other scumbags!
"So, thank you Master Lin!
After talking about it!
Zhou Xiaoyu bowed again very sincerely.
At this time, the scholar also reacted and gave Lin Xuan a bow and thank you, and then immediately gave him a reward!
【Scholars reward anchors, Carnival X10!】
【Scholars reward anchors, private jet X10!】
[Scholar rewarding the anchor, volcanic eruption X10...]
With the beginning of the scholar, it immediately triggered a wave of rewarding frenzy.
After the end of the reward frenzy, fans began to brush the barrage again:
"Master Lin, hurry up to the next match.
"Master Lin, choose me next time, and I will introduce my cousin to you."
"Master Lin, why don't you play tricks, as long as you choose me, you will immediately reward 500,000!
"Master Lin, my son has a strange disease, and now there is no cure, can you help?
"Master Lin, I'm the police, I want to catch a criminal, can you lend a helping hand..."
for a while!
Fans have all kinds of demands.
Faced with various requests from fans.
Lin Xuan quickly flipped through the wordless book, looking for the most valuable person!
suddenly!
Lin Xuan's gaze.
Locked a nickname of "honest person".
"..."
Connection succeeded.
Across the camera is a young man in his early thirties.
This man was slightly fat, his hair was a little messy, and he had deep wrinkles and crow's feet. He was a standard honest man.
After the video connection is successful.
Honest Man was overjoyed: "Ah, ah, Master Lin chose me, I'm so lucky!""
"What do you want to count?"
Lin Xuan didn't talk nonsense, just straight to the point.
The honest man showed an embarrassed expression: "Master Lin, can you count my real information?
"Your name is Liu Tiezhu."
"I am 31 years old this year, with a junior high school education.
"The job is to install water and electricity for the unit building, and the net income last month was 12,000."
"Your parents are still alive and have been urging you to get married, but because you are too honest, you have been single until you are thirty.
"It wasn't until your house was demolished last year that no woman married you, right?"
to be frank!
Although honest people have been watching Lin Xuan's live stream.
But honest people have always been skeptical about fortune-telling.
So after the video was connected, Honest people maintained a good attitude, but they were actually very cautious and asked Lin Xuan to calculate his real information.
As Lin Xuan speaks his message bit by bit.
The honest man's eyes gradually widened, showing an incredible expression:
"..."
"Oh my God."
"This is all right, are you an immortal?
Facing the shock of honest people.
Lin Xuan just chuckled: "What else?"
The honest man said nervously: "Master Lin, can you count as information that outsiders don't know? 99
"Can!
Lin Xuan agreed directly, and then began to tell:
"You especially despise domestic violence men."
"The reason why I look down on domestic violence men is because the aunt upstairs is often beaten and screams."
"Although the aunt upstairs screamed very loudly, your parents were indifferent, which made you feel very sad.
"There were several times when you wanted to call the police, but were stopped by your parents, who told you not to mind your own business.
"You are very shocked. Parents who often teach you to be honest and brave are so numb and timid when faced with domestic abuse by your aunt.
"It wasn't until after you got married that you suddenly realized that you were wrong.
"Because when the aunt screamed in agony upstairs, there was a violent vibration of the bed board!
finally!
Lin Xuan's little story is over.
Fans in the live broadcast room also turned up:
"Pfft, hahaha.
"It's the first time I've heard of this kind of domestic violence, hahaha."
"I can prove that what Master Lin said is true, because I am the honest person, and when the honest person wanted to call the police, I was very flustered and didn't know how to explain it.
"Hello everyone, I can prove that what Master Lin said is right, because I am the aunt who screamed upstairs! 35
"Hello everyone, I can prove that what Master Lin said is right, because I am the bed board.
The live broadcast room is hilarious.
The honest man looked embarrassed and quickly changed the topic: "Master Lin, can you predict what will happen in the future?"
"Yes! 55
Lin Xuan replied and continued:
"Twelve seconds later, you will receive a call from your father-in-law."
"Father-in-law will say, let you take their family on a tour.
The honest man showed a suspicious expression: "Really?
"Jingle Bell……"
Just as the honest man's voice landed, the call came.
When I looked at the phone, it really belonged to the old man. After connecting the phone, the dissatisfied voice of the old man came from the receiver:
"Iron pillar."
"Why don't you bring a gift and come to your father-in-law's house for a walk recently.
"We have raised our daughter for you for more than 20 years, how come you have no gratitude at all? 35
"The son-in-law of the old Zhang family next door bought an Audi for Lao Zhang, don't you know?
"why do not you talk?"
(bicg)
The honest man quickly lowered his breath: "Father-in-law, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry.
"Hmph, is it useful to say sorry?
The voice of the father-in-law continued to come from the microphone, and the father-in-law continued:
"I don't want your Audi either.
"But, you have to take me and your mother-in-law on a trip together?"
"If I can't even do this, I really regret marrying my daughter who I have raised for more than 20 years.
Hear the word!
The honest man widened his eyes.
Just now Lin Xuan said that his father-in-law would call, but he was shocked enough when his father-in-law called.
Now, my father-in-law said that he was going to travel, and Master Lin had said it again.
Could it be... Master Lin is really an immortal?
For a time, Liu Tiezhu was full of admiration for Lin Xuan!
"Tie Zhu, are you dumb?" the father-in-law scolded.
The honest man hurriedly smiled: "Okay, I'll accompany you when this time is over."
"It's more or less.""
Immediately, the father-in-law hung up the phone.
hang up the phone.
The honest man looked at Lin Xuan with admiration on his face: "Oh, what a master, what a master.""
"Kakkaka..."
【Honest people reward the anchor, private jet X1!】
!
Liu Tiezhu rewarded one.
Just so stingy.
Seeing Liu Tiezhu, he rewarded one.
Lin Xuan shook his hand and almost turned off the video connection on the spot.
But for the sake of the big melon on Liu Tiezhu, he decided to endure it.
Lin Xuan endured it, but it didn't mean that the fans in the live broadcast room could endure it, and the fans were angry:
"Damn it, it's the first time I've seen such a stingy person."
"I f*ck, Master Lin is Chrysostom, is he worth a private jet?"
"Master Lin gives you face, you give a gift to Master Lin, you don't even have any face? 35
After being scolded by fans in the live broadcast room.
The honest talent reluctantly gave another reward:
[Honest people reward the anchor: fireworks tube X1!]
After the reward, Liu Tiezhu said weakly, "Is this enough?"
A poppet is worth 199 shark coins, which is 19.9 yuan.
Therefore, the fans in the live broadcast room were sprayed again.
Lin Xuan waved his hand and said lightly, "Tell me, what question do you want to ask?
"Then I said it!
The honest man's eyes lit up and immediately began to talk:
"Master, I want to ask my wife.
"She doesn't cook or do housework, she says she wants to raise me into a good family man.
"It's okay to train me to be a good man, but she doesn't do anything with me at night. If I force it... she just hit me with big ears and said that she would sue me for being strong in marriage!"
"My wife, let me keep giving her money."
"Last month I spent 12,000 to buy her a bag.
"Last week, I spent more than seven thousand on a dress for her.
"Just a few days ago, she asked me for a set of cosmetics worth more than 4,000, and I bought it."
"When I bought her clothes, I said I've been wearing this dress for three years, can you buy me a new set of clothes too?"
"As a result... the wife is angry!"
"She said I was handsome, did she want to hook up with other women?"
"I haven't explained yet, she just squatted on the ground and cried, saying she wanted to divorce me."
"Finally, I managed to coax her well."
"However, because of this incident, she reduced my living expenses from five hundred a month to three hundred a month!
"I now……"
Liu Tiezhu was still talking with a heavy face.
The fans in the live broadcast room had already burst into laughter.
Some fans stared at the reward and complained:
"Damn, I'm dying of laughter.
"What's the matter, what an honest man. 35
"What, it turns out that you are so stingy, you spend all your money on women.
"Brother, I was wrong, you are neither stingy nor stingy, after all, your monthly living expenses are only 300, and a private jet is 300.
"Uuuu, plus the fireworks, the reward for Master Lin has already covered a month's living expenses. It can only be said that honest people are really generous."
Other fans complained about honest people:
"There is an honest man here, everyone come and bully him. 35
"By the way, why are you such an idiot? You can't make money yourself and spend it yourself, why give it to a woman?"
"Hehe, you do the housework and you don't let you sleep, and you have to spend money... Damn, you're married to an ancestor."
"You have so much money, go to the heaven and earth, go to the clubhouse, and experience the 300-1800 package, isn't it delicious?
"A fool, the identification is completed..."
Fans are still complaining wildly.
The honest man also continued to talk with a frown:
"Just pay for it."
"The key is that my wife still doesn't give me a good face, but she keeps chatting with her phone all day long, laughing and trembling.
"I asked who she was chatting with and wanted to check her phone, and she just slapped me and took the suitcase back to her parents' house.
"In the end, I went to her parents' house to pick them up, but her parents said that she didn't come to her parents' house!
"So, I want to ask Master Lin, where did she run away from home?
"My wife, does she have a male junior?"
Lin Xuan nodded: "Yes, there is indeed a male junior!"
"Who is it, where is the male junior?" The honest man was furious.
Lin Xuan said in a deep voice, "Liu Tiezhu, the male junior is you, your wife has a husband!"
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