Live Fortune Telling: No One Knows Fortune Telling Better Than Me

098: You wait first, I'll go to a calamity

Seeing Zhao Tianshan showing an embarrassed expression.

Lin Xuan went on to explain: "Thirty-seven years ago, you were still a teenager.

"You are a city child, and Li Guihua is a village girl.

"When you went to your grandfather's house in the countryside, your conversation and knowledge far surpassed those of your peers. Li Guihua fell in love with you."

"Then, everything came naturally, and you and Li Guihua made a great harmony of life in the cornfield."

"Afterwards, when you returned to the city to develop, Li Guihua came to you once, but you felt that the family backgrounds of the two were too different, so you refused to see them."5

"Since then, everyone has lost the news of Li Guihua.

"Actually, the reason why Li Guihua came to you is because she is pregnant with your child."

"Because you refused to see him, Li Guihua went out of town alone in a fit of anger. She gave birth to a child and raised a child. At the same time, she hated you."

"Now, your son is married and your grandson is six years old.

finally!

Lin Xuan is done!

Zhao Tianshan trembled with excitement: "Really...really? Really?"

"Really!" Lin Xuan nodded.

Zhao Tianshan shivered with excitement and rubbed his hands together: "Master Lin, I just said that I promise you a request, you can say it, you can say it, say it, say it!"

"Donglongmen owes you money, and the extension is three years, is there any problem?" Lin Xuan asked.

Zhao Tianshan waved his hand quickly: "It's alright, it's 10 years, 10 years, tell me quickly... How can I get in touch with my wife? How can I get in touch with my son and grandson?

"I privately sent you Li Guihua's phone number!" Lin Xuan said.

Zhao Tianshan was so excited that he quickly dialed the phone.

An old woman's voice came from the microphone: "Hello? Who is it?

Even though we haven't seen him for decades, Zhao Tianshan still heard Li Guihua's voice at once, his eyes turned red all of a sudden, and he exclaimed with great excitement, "Osmanthus, I am Tianshan!"

"roll!"

"Dududu..."

Without waiting for Zhao Tianshan to speak again, the other party hung up the phone.

When Zhao Tianshan called again, he was already on the phone and had obviously been blocked.

Zhao Tianshan looked embarrassed and smiled: "Master Lin, what should I do?

"How is it good?"

"They conceived your child, gave birth to your child, and raised your child.

"You, a husband, a father, and a grandfather, not only failed to fulfill any obligations, but also wanted to keep people from resentment?

"What are you thinking about?"

"I'll send you all Li Guihua's address and so on, you can find it yourself.

"By the way, use sincerity to impress, not money!"

Lin Xuan pointed and sent Li Guihua's address.

Zhao Tianshan smiled apologetically: "Thank you, Master, thank you Master..."

Subsequently.

Lin Xuan hung up the video.

Immediately, a lot of merit was added to the body.

After this wave of merit was added to his body, Lin Xuan had a clear feeling.

Just a little bit more, in a live broadcast, or even half a time, you can accumulate enough merit to open the sixth page of the Wordless Heavenly Book.

Therefore, Lin Xuan explained to Dong Longmen that after Dong Longmen sent the Bingbaoshan to the Taoist temple, he immediately started the last live broadcast!

Lin Xuan: "Whoever wants to do a fortune-telling, hurry up and barrage!

next moment!

The barrage is flying:

"I'm a teacher, and I don't even go to class, so I just want to be counted by you."

"I'm a student, I don't even read the book, I just want the master to do the math."

"I'm green tea, and I don't even bother with men anymore, so I just want Master Lin to do the math.

"I'm a spy, I don't want to steal the peach, I just want to communicate with Master Lin..."

The barrage of the entire live room.

It can simply be described as dense.

Lin Xuan quickly flipped through the wordless book, and finally landed on a nickname [Steven].

This Steven, the American who is sending a letter to Peach Tree on the satellite.

Now, Steven has led the team outside the Taoist temple and is preparing to enter the Taoist temple to steal peaches.

Lin Xuan chose to connect with Steven.

"Crack..."

Video connection is successful.

the other end of the video.

A big white man with yellow hair, big nose, deep sockets and blue eyes appeared.

Immediately, fans were stunned:

"What's the situation, choose a ghost?

"Don't ghosts have trash astrology? They can understand the charm of fortune-telling? 35

"Fuck, there are several ghosts here, all carrying mountaineering bags, this is for hiking?

"Tsk tsk, Master Lin is still a cow, attracting foreign ghosts..."

the other side!

Steven was also stunned.

It stands to reason that he should now lead the team to sneak in to steal the peaches and pan peach tree specimens.

But just now I don't know why, I just posted a message saying that I am a spy and I want to communicate with Lin Xuan if I don't steal peaches.

Master Lin Xuan sent a video invitation, and it would be over if he didn't accept it, so...he shook his hand again and accepted the video!

"Hello, Master Lin. 35

After receiving the video, Steven bite the bullet and asked.

Lin Xuan said lightly: "Well, I'm fine, what do you want?"

"Master, I want to calculate, can our travel team..." Steven was frightened and made up a question.

But……

Before Steven could finish speaking, Lin Xuan interrupted:

"Etc., etc.

"How do you say you are a tour group?"

"Your true identity is that of an American spy."

"And you are not traveling, but found my pan peach tree from the satellite, and want to come and steal the peaches, as well as the specimens of the pan peach tree.

As soon as this word comes out!

The live broadcast room immediately exploded:

"Fuck, fuck, is it a spy?"

"I f*ck, this is the first time I've seen 500,000 walking!"

"Report and report, just make a special call now and catch these idiots in.

"By the way, what identity are you, don't these idiots know? Why are you still connecting to the video?

Some fans focus on spies.

More fans will focus on the peach tree:

"Stunned, the peach tree belongs to Master Lin's house?"

"Let me go. Yesterday, the first and second lists of Weibo were looking for the address of Master Lin and the address of Huge Peach Tree respectively. It turns out that the two are the same address?"

"Master Lin, can you show me your peach tree?"

"Yes, yes, Master Lin, I also want to see the Peach Tree. 35

"Master Lin, please see the peach tree..."

a time.

Fans in the live broadcast room all wanted to see the Peach Tree.

Lin Xuan felt that there was nothing taboo, so he agreed with a smile: "Okay!

then!

Lin Xuan walked into the courtyard.

I saw a tree more than 20 meters high in the center of the yard.

The diameter of the huge peach tree reached a terrifying thirty meters.

Every leaf of a peach tree is as big as a face, and a peach is about the size of a human head.

!

A fox with three tails, holding a peach in its front paws, licking it vigorously.

The fur on the fox lost almost half, but every time he licked a peach and licked away some of the pulp, the fur of the fox would recover.

See this scene.

The fans in the live broadcast room were directly stunned:

"I'll drop a Queen Mother Jade Emperor, is this a Peach Tree?"

"This cliff is a peach tree, otherwise it can grow so big?

"Fuck, look at that fox, it has three tails, shouldn't it be the fox that Master Lin conquered before?

"Silly fork, you know it must be with your toes. You see that fox has lost a small part of its hair. Now, if you lick a peach, more than half of the hair will grow back. 99

"Woooooo, I want to eat Master Lin's peaches.

"Master Lin, if you want a slave, you can eat peaches..."

at the same time.

a long distance away.

In a meditation room of the Dharma Temple where there are Buddhist spiritual practitioners.

There was a large telephone hanging on the wall, and a monk was watching TV.

When the monks saw the peach tree, their eyes lit up:

"Amitabha, this peach tree is related to my Buddha!

"That's right, such a precious peach was put in the hands of a yellow-mouthed child like Lin Xuan, but fed to this beast for the sake of Hu Linger. 35

"We Buddhism, we must take down this peach tree..."

a time.

Several monks have hot eyes.

The first monk made a phone call: "Hello, is Maoshan Zhang Guanzhu?""

"What's the matter?" A faint voice came from the phone.

The head monk: "The address of the spiritual peach tree has been investigated, and it is in the Taoist temple where Lin Xuan is located. The Buddhist and Taoist alliances can fetch the spiritual tree."35

"If it is an unowned thing in the wild, we Maoshan will not be polite, but this peach tree already has an owner, then the owner is its fate, and we can't force it!" There was a cold voice over the phone.

The head monk: "Zhang Guanzhu's words are wrong. There is a saying that virtue does not match. Lin Xuan's child will feed precious spiritual peaches to the monster Hu Linger!"

"He is destined, how to deal with it is his business." Zhang Guanzhu's tone was flat.

The head monk: "Zhang Guanzhu, do you really not want to hit the peach tree?"

"If there is nothing else, the old man will go to cultivate immortals." Zhang Guanzhu said lightly.

The head monk: "." Let's go. "

"Dududu..."

A beeping sound came from the microphone, and the headed monk's face suddenly showed a happy expression, but the other monks were anxious:

"Abbot, the peach tree is related to my Buddhist school, why did you invite the Taoist school?"

"That's right, if the spectator agreed just now, it would be difficult for us to want the peach tree."

"Abbot, that spiritual peach is extremely full of spiritual energy, it must be related to my Buddhist school, and must be obtained! 35

The head monk chuckled lightly: "Don't worry, the reason why I keep asking is to make sure that the Taoist sect will not send anyone there, so...the peach tree will be safe, it belongs to my Buddhist sect!

at the same time.

in Taoism.

Lin Xuan introduced the fans around the peach tree.

After the introduction, Lin Xuan looked at Steven and his group again, frowning: "Why are you standing there? Come up!"

"No no no." 9

"Don't go, don't go. 55

"Xia Guo is too weird, we are going back to the United States..."

Hearing Lin Xuan's invitation, Steven shook his head like a rattle and was about to lead the team to retreat.

Lin Xuan laughed and said, "Don't!"

"The level of your operation is quite high, what is the "Wood Spirit Project" called!"

"In order to cooperate with your actions, many senior dark sons lurking in Xia are cooperating with your actions."

"As a good citizen of the Xia country, the police and the people are a family, and if you meet half a million people walking around, you must hand it over to the country. 99

Hear what Lin Xuan said.

Steven's eyes widened in fright:

"What... you even know the plan of the wood spirit?"

"Retreat retreat."

Stephen gave an order, and quickly led the team to evacuate.

He could now imagine that if they were caught, everyone who docked with them would be caught.

At that time, the U.S. intelligence network lurking in the Xia Kingdom will suffer heavy losses.

This Xia Kingdom is so evil.

(Really?) This fortune-telling is so weird.

The mysterious power of the East is really amazing.

Steven thought they could get away, but it turned out that they really thought too much.

Lin Xuan's eyes turned to Hu Linger: "Go, give this to a few people, please come up to me!""

"Yes, Master!"

Hu Linger agreed, turned into a young girl in front of everyone, and went down the mountain with a peach in her arms.

Fans in the live broadcast room were shocked when they saw the fox again with their own eyes and became an adult:

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, the fox has turned into a human?"

"So, is this a special effect?"

"Ask senior, is this a movie?"

"I f*ck, there are monsters in this world.""

"Master Lin, I want to learn Taoism from you.

"Master Lin

for a while!

The barrage is flying.

Just at this time.

A bolt of lightning struck straight down from the sky.

The next moment, the lightning that was more than ten meters long hit the top of Lin Xuan's head.

"Boom..."

After the lightning struck Lin Xuan, the suffocating thunder towel came from the sky.

Seeing that Lin Xuan was struck by lightning, a fan was scared to pee:

"F*ck, pretending to be struck by lightning?

"I f*ck, Master Lin was struck by lightning?"

"Who knows where Master Lin is, hurry up and dial 120."

"Hurry up……

Just when the fans were in a hurry and didn't know what to do, Lin Xuan, who was struck by lightning, moved!

Lin Xuan moved to a place, pointed at the sky and cursed: "Crap, the calamity is coming, don't say hello, what a sneak attack.

After cursing!

Lin Xuan looked at the live broadcast room: "Wait a minute, water friends, I'll get through the disaster first!