Live Hunting: Hundred Steps Through Yang She Crying For Sister Zhou
078. Sister Zhou: You Tricked Me Into Smelling Shit! The Gun Went Off! Come On!
today.
Although Sister Zhou's live broadcast room opened earlier than before.
But there are still many viewers online waiting for the screen to appear in the live broadcast room.
Many people even set up a vibration reminder when the broadcast starts.
As soon as everyone set off.
The live broadcast room was also crowded with many people.
【Morning Master Lin! Good morning Sister Zhou! Be safe!】
【Watched the video of Two Arrows released yesterday, the anchor is too good! I want to learn!】
【The anchor is looking for an elephant?】
【Wow, what a handsome wolfhound! And what a cute baby elephant!】
【I heard that the anchor is from a poacher, so I’m here to watch it, come on!】
for a while.
Many newcomers came to Sister Zhou's live broadcast room.
But Lin Ye didn't have time to answer one by one.
when he can explain.
They all encounter a question and answer it together.
So this task.
Of course it’s Miss Zhou, our tool man and photographer~!
She is live streaming from behind.
Chatted with the people in the live broadcast room again.
Maybe Sister Zhou is also very good at chatting.
So she didn't feel tired at all.
Instead, I had a great time chatting with the audience.
At the same time, the current situation will be introduced.
For example, we are saving the elephant herd in Asia. They were targeted by a group of poachers, and two elephants became separated from their mother elephant herd.
Now I'm looking for another baby elephant.
Also find their mother by the way.
That is, elephant herds.
correct!
Sister Zhou also reminded me.
It's not just about finding elephants.
Lin Ye is still looking for the poachers.
Leave them without juice!
As for those who question whether Lin Ye can do it~?
Then sister Zhou will help Lin Ye.
no?
That record is all here.
you come to try
Anyway, that's the way it is for the time being.
The screen returns to reality.
Xiao Huihui leads the team at the front.
Lin Ye is in second place.
The little elephant and sister Zhou acted as "597" Dharma protectors on the left and right.
It's useless though.
wrong.
Elephants are still useful.
It can create people!
Mud elephant!
while walking.
"Aww~!"
"quick."
At the same time, Xiao Huihui and Lin Ye discovered a lump on the ground.
Everyone hurriedly moved closer to observe.
Sister Zhou took a closer look.
"What a big lump!"
Yes.
Lin Ye and Xiao Huihui discovered it.
It's just a big pile of elephant dung.
It's...about the size of half a basketball.
Well, maybe more than half of that dozen.
But not as disgusting as feces in the past.
Elephant dung.
It is Green's plant fiber.
And there is no strong smell.
"It's not ugly~!"
Sister Zhou used equipment to shoot elephant dung.
Although the live broadcast room is not disgusting, who can stand up to poop?
【Oh, take it away!】
[My Cao, I start the live broadcast at one point, but the poop makes my face?]
【Sister Zhou! nms! I just bowed my head to eat salty tofu and looked up and sprayed it on the monitor!】
【Your tip is gone! Your tip is gone!】
[Although it's embarrassing, this elephant dung is really not ugly. 】
Lin Ye found a branch beside him.
Then remove the elephant dung and check.
Now sister Zhou really couldn't bear it anymore, and left a little around the live broadcast equipment.
"What are you afraid of?"
Lin Ye used a branch to push the elephant dung away.
"It's not smelly, it's fragrant."
"Smelly?" Sister Zhou began to question again: "How can feces be fragrant?"
"Really, if you don't believe me, you can smell it."
Lin Ye squatted aside and began to introduce.
"Elephants have poor digestion."
"And plant fiber is one of the most difficult to digest of all foods."
"So after the elephant eats the food, most of it comes out again."
"There's a lot of nutrients and flora in these poops."
"So another buffet heaven for insect beetle animals."
"And with more plant fibers, elephant dung has the fragrance of grass and trees, really, I won't lie to you.
finished.
The elephant dung that Lin Ye has already pushed aside.
as expected.
After opening the outside.
A lot of beetles are burrowing around in it.
Seeing this, Sister Zhou was puzzled.
"Really?"
"steamed."
"Really really?"
"Steam, steam."
Then since Lin Ye said so.
Sister Zhou approached and sniffed.
as expected.
It does have a bit of a grassy aroma.
And Sister Zhou's expression has a hint of taste in it.
And the next moment.
Lin Ye left the place.
Then he exhaled a big breath from the side, and took a few more breaths to take a breath.
Miss Zhou:?
She had a bad premonition.
At the same time, Lin Ye asked curiously.
"How is it, is it the smell of grass and woods?"
Miss Zhou: 0.0?
See here.
Sister Zhou didn't collapse yet.
The live broadcast room broke down laughing first.
【Hahahahahaha!!! Master Lin wasn’t breathing just now! He was holding his breath! I changed my breath just now when I woke up!】
【Awesome! This must have been holding my breath for a few minutes, and I also played for a week by the way, sister hahahaha!!!】
【Laughing to death, I can’t do it anymore, I’ll hit the table again hahahaha!!!】
【I laughed so hard at the Internet cafe, the network administrator is going to call 120 now hahaha!!!】
【At home, my mother asked me why I was smiling like this, I showed it to my mother, and now she laughed hahaha!!!】
It's been a while.
Sister Zhou finally reacted.
She glared at Lin Ye.
Both eyes are red.
Wow and cried!
"You bastard! You tricked me into smelling shit~~~!!!"
"You're so mean, you woooooo~~~!!!"
"I hate you woo woo woo~~~!!!"
It's okay if she doesn't cry.
A cry is too much and too program effect.
The live room is happy again.
【You lied to me to smell shit hahahaha, this sentence will definitely go viral on the Internet tonight!!!】
[First of all, Master Lin is actually right, and he is not lying. I asked the zoologists just now, and they said that elephant dung really smells like grass. 】
[Indeed, I also checked it immediately, it really smells like grass!]
【Then...if this elephant has diarrhea, does it also smell like grass?】
【Upstairs, it depends on what the elephant ate, pooping is related to eating, it is impossible to produce shit out of thin air, and shit will not disappear out of thin air. 】
[Good guy, it's the law of conservation, right? 】
But Lin Ye saw Sister Zhou crying.
So he stepped forward to comfort her.
"It's okay, it's okay."
"Besides, I didn't lie to you, did I?"
"Just tell me if it smells like grass or woods."
And sister Zhou cried pear blossoms with rain.
She saw Lin Ye leaning over.
He immediately patted Lin Ye on the shoulder.
Papa Papa~~~!
"Your uncle woo woo woo~~~!"
"But you didn't smell it, so you tricked me to smell it~~~!"
"You are too bad, woo woo woo~~~!"
Da...
Lin Ye thought about it.
The fact seems to be the case.
Oh, I haven't smelled it myself.
He also learned the knowledge, but never practiced it.
But I still comforted and comforted sister Zhou.
"It's fine."
"If you want to be a hunter, you must have the spirit of adventure!"
"I don't smell it, but if you smell it, then you've made money!"
"If you cry again, you will have to pray for a video of ghosts and animals, and then the whole Internet will be your material."
As soon as this statement came out.
Sister Zhou immediately stopped talking and stopped crying.
She thought about it.
It seems to be right.
Sniffing this, I didn't say I was disgusted.
There is a feeling of being cheated.
That's fine.
Do not cry.
Keep the image of my sister Zhou.
"OK."
Seeing that sister Zhou stopped crying.
Lin Ye nodded, stood up and continued on his way.
"Let's go, I've finished checking the excrement, the baby elephant's body is fine, and the food is fine.
"Um."
Sister Zhou stood up with the live broadcast equipment.
Hastily followed the pace.
And Xiao Huihui and Xiao Xiang looked at each other.
These two humans.
What are you doing?
No matter, hurry on your way first.
The result is on the road.
Sister Zhou looked at the barrage again.
【Sister Zhou! Master Lin lied to you again, how could the feces come from here?】
【Hahahaha, Sister Zhou is so stupid, she will believe it once she fools her, hahaha!】
【Sister Zhou! Lord Lin PUA you!】
See this barrage.
Sister Zhou was taken aback.
She thought about it.
Suddenly reacted.
"Lin Ye! You CPU me!!!"
Lin Ye: ...
"The inner one is called PUA, not CPU, which is a computer processor.
"Oh, then you PUA me!"
"You have no proof."
"I"
next.
until noon.
During the noon break.
Lin Ye finally said that she would coax Sister Zhou at least.
In fact, it is not coaxing.
I just promised to cook delicious stew for her at night.
Then it's ok.
Tsk.
Very simple.
Wait until after rest.
Everyone continued on their way.
Sister Zhou recalled the scene where Lin Ye used a branch to remove manure.
I began to wonder why elephants have such poor digestion.
"Is plant fiber so indigestible? All ingredients have plant fiber?"
This question is quite interesting.
So Lin Ye introduced together.
"There are many kinds of plant fibers, some have more vegetables, and some have more vegetables.
"Such as oats, leeks, enoki mushrooms, etc., they all have the characteristics of fullness and indigestion.
"There is another interesting experiment in foreign countries."
"They examined the total intestinal length of vegetarians and meat-eaters."
"It was found that vegetarians have significantly longer intestines than meat-eaters.
"So it can be seen that vegetables are actually more difficult to digest."
"And cooked meat fiber is easy to digest."
Hiss~~
Hear this answer.
Sister Zhou gasped.
She thought about it.
It seems that many older parents feel that their children have poor digestion, is it because they eat too much meat?
So many times vegetables.
And some vegetables do help digestion.
But there are also many vegetables that are difficult to digest.
But it took a long time.
Meat is the easiest to digest!
No wonder people who eat meat tend to gain weight!
It is easy to digest, easy to absorb, can not be fat?
[Learned, learned 0..]
【I, Cao, so I still have this kind of knowledge!】
[I have learned a lot, I also thought that vegetarian dishes are easier to digest
It's coming...】
that's all.
Times of Day.
It was two or three o'clock in the afternoon.
A worried look appeared on Sister Zhou's face.
"Oh, I haven't found the baby elephant yet"
And Lin Ye was walking.
He stopped by a tree.
Next to the tree, there is a series of complicated footprints.
"Aww~!"
After Xiao Huihui smelled it, she cried out in a low voice with a little urgency.
And the little elephant who came over did the same after smelling it.
It circles around the tree.
It was as if he was looking for his own companion.
"What's wrong?" Sister Zhou asked nervously.
This mass of footprints is complex.
There are many variations.
There are baby elephants and there are also people.
Lin Ye's brain was running wildly.
After a while, wait for him to sort out the order.
Then he gestured with his hands to trace this complex group of footprints.
"This string is the footprints of the little elephant, and it is the first to arrive. The footprints are neither deep nor shallow. The little elephant came to the tree in a leisurely manner, and then ate the young leaves."
Follow the line drawn by Lin Ye.
There is nothing wrong with this series of footprints.
That is, the little elephant came to the tree to eat unhurriedly.
Then Lin Ye pointed to the footprints of the little elephant going deeper.
"This series of footprints is very deep, and it was suddenly deep, which is also caused by the baby elephant being frightened and running away violently."
"Hiss~~~!" Sister Zhou gasped.
Go on.
Lin Ye pointed to a string of human shoe prints two meters away.
"It must be the shoe print of a poacher."
"He came after us from the side and scared the baby elephant."
"In the end he chased the baby elephant, which also passed by.
"That's the whole process of this ball of footprints."
In general.
That is, the baby elephant arrives first and eats.
Then maybe the poachers were scared away by seeing them in advance.
Then the poachers quickly chased after them.
【Ah! What should we do then? Isn’t the little elephant dangerous now?】
【My Cao, that's a positive contact!】
【This footprint looks so new!】
And with the last barrage appearing.
"Go! Quick!"
Almost at the same time, Lin Ye held the bow and nocked the arrow, and ran directly along the footprints!
Xiao Huihui followed in an instant.
Sister Zhou was taken aback.
Hastily led the elephant to catch up.
"What's wrong?!"
Lin Ye said quickly while trotting.
"So the worst news right now is the best news."
"This group of footprints is very new, just too long ago!"
"It could be half an hour, or even 10 minutes!"
"The good news: baby elephants are right around the corner!"
"Bad news: it's being hunted by poachers!"
Sister Zhou's complexion suddenly turned bad: "Then hurry up! Leave me alone!"
"Good!" Lin Ye nodded.
He was just about to take Xiao Huihui to take the first step.
The result is the next moment.
"Bang~~~!"
The sound of a shotgun sounded not far away.
But since this is in the mountains.
Even if the sound is less than one or two hundred meters away from you in a straight line!
Then you may have to turn 0.8 over two slopes to see it!
The moment the gunshot was heard.
Sister Zhou was so anxious that she almost cried.
"Did he shoot the baby elephant!?"
Hearing this in the live broadcast room also exploded.
【Fuck, shit, shit, what should I do?!】
【Shooting! I hope you don't hit the elephant, don't hit it!】
【There are so many trees here, and the road is unstable, I believe it will never be possible!】
【Run, little elephant! Hold on for a while! Master Lin is here!】
【Hey, I'm dying of anxiety, hastily, poachers really deserve to die!!!】
And her response was not words.
It's Lin Ye's disappearing figure with Xiao Huihui speeding up!
And Sister Zhou held the live broadcast equipment.
She is still a girl.
No matter what, she definitely couldn't keep up with Lin Ye's running speed.
Lin Ye's strengthened body, at least her eight streets!
And she was holding a live broadcast device.
The strength is also gradually running out.
how to follow
This is an inherent disadvantage.
But the next moment.
The baby elephant running from behind stopped in front of her.
Then put your head down.
Use the elephant trunk to point behind yourself.
Sister Zhou was taken aback.
"You let me go up?"
The elephant's trunk nodded.
Sister Zhou's eyes turned red, she gritted her teeth and rolled onto the little elephant's body.
Note, this is not abuse!
Again.
Although the baby elephant is a baby elephant, it is as big as a double-door refrigerator.
Sister Zhou, who was riding a hundred catties on her back, was just playing around.
Ever since.
Sister Zhou rode a baby elephant, holding a live broadcast device, and adjusted it to the anti-shake mode.
The speed gradually followed.
Anyway, faster than herself!
And the other side.
The running of one person and one dog in the mountains brought out the dust from behind!
And Lin Ye poses with a pistol on his waist!
Bow in left hand, arrow in right hand!
The arrow string is still slightly drawn, ready to shoot at any time!.
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