Live: I am the master of yin and yang
Chapter 068
Chapter 68 Crazy Anchor!!
The single-player game that Xu Mu drew was originally called “Overcoming Difficulties with Benevoldit”, Xu Mu felt that it was too long and not concise and direct enough.
So it was changed to “Bald Head Climbing Mountain”, which is simple and direct, and it is also very topical.
The game was very simple, so it passed within a few days of sending it for review.
Generally, large games will be advertised before they are put on the shelves, but such a single-player small game is completely unnecessary.
Xu Mu was ready to add friends to the anchors to say, willing to live broadcast to play and help advertise, Xu Mu recognized this friend, by the way to give some gifts.
If you don’t want to, forget it, after all, you are not familiar with it.
Eight o’clock in the evening.
The bald climb was launched on Steam and WeGame on time, and the price was only eleven.
This money is only a symbolic point, in order to maintain the basic needs of the game’s operations.
Xu Mu didn’t expect this game to earn him much money, even losing some money, he could accept it, all he wanted was points.
At this time, Xu Mu’s live broadcast room is also open, and the anchors he knows have already been notified, and they have basically agreed to live broadcast and play.
After all, Xu Mu’s popularity is there, one more friend and one more way out, just try the game for a while, and you can’t lose much, so you are basically willing.
Zhou Shuyi is the fastest to buy and download games.
“Only eleven?! Such a conscience! A hundred will be drawn in the live broadcast room in a while and sent out. ”
Zhou Shuyi waved his hand, very arrogant, after all, this is to support Xu Mu.
After purchasing and downloading, Zhou Shuyi clicked on the game.
“Bald head climbing the mountain, this name…”
She couldn’t help but laugh directly, not that she had a low laughter, but she really couldn’t think of it with Xu Mu.
After the game started, Xu Mu dubbed the voice, teaching her how to operate and how to play this game.
After Zhou Shuyi understood, she directly blew it.
“This game is quite simple, you can play it with a mouse, and there are no too high requirements for the configuration of the computer, everyone can try.”
After speaking, Zhou Shuyi turned around and began to play in earnest.
The front is all appetizers, quite simple, if you are lucky or have high skills, you will grab it with a few clicks.
After the past, Zhou Shuyi said: “I feel that this is a little too simple. ”
Just as Xu Mu’s background sounded.
“You don’t think you’re awesome after a little bit of the past, no, you don’t.”
+230 points.
“Well, when I didn’t say it!!”
Zhou Shuyi turned her head and continued the game, and when she was ready to climb the mountain, it was the beginning of the torture
“Brother Mu dubbed this. Worthy of being a master of yin and yang strange qi! ”
“Eleven pieces are indeed quite cheap, but it is Brother Mu who can make Sister Zhou so generous support.”
“I never imagined that a single-player game could also be yin and yang weird.”
“No way, who made this game a master of yin and yang.”
Zhou Shuyi climbed up carefully, but this game was not something that could be cleared carefully, she made a mistake and fell directly from a height.
“Ahhh!!”
Zhou Shuyi roared angrily, flicked the mouse indiscriminately, and the hammer swirled in the air, still could not change the ending of her return to the original point.
Xu Mu’s voice sounded again.
“Black, it’s a pity.”
+410 points.
It was already angry enough, Xu Mu came to such a sentence, Zhou Shuyi gritted his teeth angrily.
“Doesn’t this game have a save function?!”
She looked for it, and there really was no archiving function.
No way.
Keep playing.
Zhou Shuyi played patiently for twenty minutes, and finally came to the first difficult point.
Here comes up from below, the left side of the stone is the way home, and the right side can continue up.
Zhou Shuyi carefully turned the mouse.
“Slow down, go you!!”
“Chirp… Boom…”
The game character flies in the air for a few seconds and falls to the ground, and the big black cylinder will make a crisp sound when it hits the ground.
Zhou Shuyi hurriedly buzzed in her head.
“Ahhhhh”
“Bang bang!!”
Zhou Shuyi raised her hand and slapped it on the table, and after three shots in a row, the camera was shaken.
I worked hard for two calories before climbing up!! The result is now directly back to square one??
Are you kidding me?”
Zhou Shuyi put her elbows on the table and covered her face with her hands and lowered her head.
Followed by.
Xu Mu’s familiar voice, the familiar tone sounded again.
“It seems that you still can’t bear this place.”
+500 points.
Zhou Shuyi suddenly laughed, and was laughed at angrily.
Playing games with Xu Mu in double rows is to be weird by his yin and yang, why play a game he planned now, and be weird by his yin and yang?!
After a moment of silence, Zhou Shuyi suddenly became very flat, and said while playing.
“This game is nothing more than to tell us that life is to learn from experience and lessons in failure again and again, and the sun is always after the storm.”
After a chatter, she slowly returned to the position just now.
Zhou Shuyi laughed and waved her arms.
“I’m back! soeasy。 ”
She turned her head to glance at the barrage.
“Go home? I see you guys are thinking about fart! ”
Zhou Shuyi rolled up her sleeves, stared at the screen with her eyes seriously, and took her time little by little.
The little hand shook, and even the people flew out with the tank.
It’s back to square one.
Zhou Shuyi’s expression was dull, her eyes were blank, her body was stiff, and she couldn’t speak for a while, like a salted fish that had lost her dream.
Her expression is simply amazing, and I don’t know if she is really angry, or for the effect of the show.
Anyway, the barrage in her live broadcast room is full of hahahaha.
“What good is it for you to laugh to death?!”
“Sorry for the mouse, sorry for the table.”
“Sister Zhou, let’s not be guilty of this, let’s uninstall the game.”
“This game is to torture people, coupled with Mu Ge’s dubbing, it can directly anger people with poor mentality.”
“But we have a lot of fun watching the anchor.”
This time, it took Zhou Shuyi a minute to slow down.
It just so happened that Xu Mu came to her live broadcast room and gave her a super rocket.
A barrage was sent.
“It’s uncomfortable, I’d rather be angry with the game because it’s me.”
+500 points.
Zhou Shuyi became even more angry after seeing it.
“You’re so kind to say!! If it weren’t for promoting the game for you, would I be like this!! ”
“What a broken game you are! It’s about to me off! ”
Xu Mu typed back: “I’m anxious.” ”
+500 points.
Zhou Shuyi really wanted to rush in front of Xu Mu, jump up and give him two punches, anxious for you big head!!!
Before Xu Mu left, he said, “Please have dinner on the weekend.” ”
When Zhou Shuyi saw these words, she instantly laughed.
“It’s about the same.”
If you said please eat, I wouldn’t be so angry!!
The voice turned.
“In fact, this game is still good, very exercise people’s micro-exercises, I am now drawing a hundred fans in the live broadcast room, each person will give one copy, and friends who want can participate in the lottery.”
I can’t make myself uncomfortable alone!!
PDD live broadcast room, at this time he is also playing “Bald Head Climbing Mountain”.
His technique is still slightly better, but this game, it is useless to be better technically, there are always mistakes.
When the prostitute teacher fell from the place that had worked hard for half an hour to climb up.
“Bang!!”
He smashed his fist on the table, and the entire desk computer camera was smashed in a panic.
The prostitute teacher stood up and walked back several steps, jumping and jumping, and the atavism of qi came out.
As soon as he came back, he heard Xu Mu’s voice in his voice.
“Blame me for making the game too difficult, sorry.”
+500 points.
“Hey!! This Xu Mu’s dubbing is really coquettish!! ”
The prostitute scratched her head with her hands, angry and laughing.
“Originally, I was not so angry, but every time I made a mistake, I was so angry that I almost broke my defense.”
The prostitute teacher directly turned off the voice.
Xu Mu naturally took this into account, so the game has a hidden setting, and when the sound is turned off, subtitles will appear.
When the prostitute teacher made another mistake.
A subtitle appears in the game screen.
“It’s comfortable.”
+500 points.
Burst!!!
The prostitute teacher almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood.
It’s really disgusting to drink too much——— nausea to vomit!!
The audience in the live broadcast room is happier than the other.
“Another double crazy one, carry away.”
“Hahahaha, there is really your Mu brother!”
“Suggest that the game be renamed: go home often.”
“No one can escape Brother Mu’s yin and yang strange aura!!”
“If one day Brother Mu dies, he must have been hacked to death by others because of the strange energy of yin and yang.”
Xu Mu also happened to come to the live broadcast room of the prostitute teacher and brushed a super fire.
A barrage was played.
“Hope the table is okay.”
From eight o’clock in the evening, as long as Shark TV is a well-known anchor, open the live broadcast room and look, basically play this game.
And none of them are normal.
Yinzi in the console area was breathed out fragrant and unloaded the game on the spot.
However, after calming down, I downloaded it back.
When Dai Meier fell from the mountain, she took off her headphones and turned her head to look down, as if she was looking for something.
“What about my knife?”
“I want to take a plane to cut Xu Mu right now! What a broken game! Just for the infuriating people!! ”
Dango didn’t turn on the camera, but from time to time there would be a high-pitched scream.
If you don’t watch the live broadcast content, you think it’s a domestic violence scene, and everyone who watches it wants to fight the demon spirit.
Other people’s live broadcast rooms are all played alone, one-man shows.
The cave master live broadcast room is him and Brother Kai and the two of them.
Brother Kai was watching from the sidelines, seeing the various mistakes of the cave master, he did not go up, Brother Kai mocked mercilessly.
“You’re too dish, aren’t you! It’s been more than ten minutes, or here, can’t you go up and take a look? ”
The cave master took off his headphones and said: “You don’t have back pain while standing, come on, you come and try, I want to see where you can jump?” ”
The cave master stood up and let Brother Kai try.
“Hahaha, you’re not as good as me.”
The cave owner was smiling happily on the side.
Most streamers can climb up and go home often.
And Teacher Ma is completely different, he directly does not go out of the house.
At first, he still looked like a master, with his classic explanation, but when it came to the place where he started climbing, he couldn’t do it.
Teacher Ma said while playing intently: “Is it difficult to find him with this strength? ”
He controlled the mouse to grab the hammer and rotate it all times, stunned not to climb up, and after a while, he dizzed himself.
“Really numb scalp!! This is the real scalp numbness! ”
Teacher Ma held his forehead with his left hand, “The cortex of my head is a little uncomfortable now, and my head is buzzing.” ”
In the end, Teacher Ma chose to give up.
He should be the lowest climbing height among all the streamers.
He is okay, it’s just a dish, some anchors have a poor talent mentality, and some anchors can’t use the mouse on the spot.
Xu Mu looked at the barrage, hurried to the scene, and sent a rocket.
“I reimbursed the money for the mouse.”
Extremely insulting!!
Although the anchors of other platforms did not know Xu Mu, Xu Mu did not ask them to try out this game.
But the audience in the live broadcast room wants to watch them play, for the sake of popularity, for the sake of the audience, they can only play.
Tonight, most of the streamers’ live broadcast rooms can hear the sound of clapping tables and keyboards.
The popularity of Xu Mu’s live broadcast room is directly full, exceeding 10 million, and more than 100,000 VIPs.
Many viewers are brushing the barrage, wanting to see him as a planner playing.
“Want to see me as the culprit ugly, don’t you? Unfortunately, you are doomed to disappointment. ”
Xu Mu opened the game and skillfully began to operate.
In fact, from the day he sent the game to the game company, Xu Mu would play for a while every day.
So no one knows this game better than Xu Mu.
Xu Mu directly used five minutes to successfully clear the game.
This speed is indeed far from the future world record, but when all the anchor players are still wandering around at the low level, Xu Mu, the person who cleared the level, is the only god!!
The audience in the live broadcast room was confused on the spot.
“Crouch! Is this a master! ”
“Nope! This is the strength of game planning!! ”
“So there are still so many ways to go above?!”
“Watching other anchors play feels that this game is as difficult as taking the scriptures from the West Heaven, and watching Brother Mu play feels as easy as Zhao Zilong seven in and seven out.”
“You guys actually want to use the game designed by Brother Mu to embarrass Brother Mu? It’s naïve!! ”
Watching the anchor play more, some people can’t help but want to buy it and try it themselves.
See if it’s really that hard.
So the purchase volume of the game continues to grow, which is still very impressive.
The streamer really knows how to play and made an album video of this game overnight.
Among them, the video of Xu Mu’s clearance has the highest number of views, and it is the only strategy video at present.
Soon various memes about the game also came out.
One of the most interesting is the new name that everyone has given the game.
Dig the ground for lift.
Can male pickaxe.
Mouse nightmare.
The temptation to go home.
Go home often.
Sima cylinder smashed out.
Whereabouts are very annoying.
No legs to play with a hammer.
Yin and Yang Weird Qi Learning Guide.
Because the popularity is high enough, game-related topics directly rushed to the hot search of the neck overnight.
#A torturous game#
The comments below are numerous.
“It is recommended that people with a poor mentality who want to exercise their mentality can try this game.”
“Torture game mechanics, yin and yang weird dubbing, this game I want to cut people.”
“Brother Mu, the god of yin and yang.”
“Watching Sister Zhou play this game brought out all my tears of laughter.”
“Uzi broke the mouse angrily playing this game.”
“Before the trial: this game is quite simple, why are those streamers so dish, after trying: what garbage game, special code!! Uninstall, refund!! ”
The game’s related popularity went straight to the top three of the bib.
I didn’t know that I thought that the game producer spent money to buy a hot search.
How angry the people who played the game this night were.
Xu Mu was so happy.
He simply made a lot of money.
Originally, his points were only 430,000.
As soon as he woke up, Xu Mu glanced at the points, a total of 680,000!!
It actually rose by 250,000 in one night!!
This is a point that can only be earned in half a month, and now it has risen so much in just one night!!
As the popularity soars and the popularity of the game increases, there are more and more players, and the points offered will definitely increase.
Xu Mu rubbed his hands, the long-awaited high-level lottery, finally you can give it a try!!
Xu Mu with points is arrogant, do not want the primary lottery, and directly come up to an intermediate lottery.
“Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining an intermediate private yacht coupon.”
“Intermediate Private Yacht Coupon: When the host buys a private yacht, it can save the host 30 million, and the price of the yacht can only be used if the price of the yacht is above 60 million.”
There were discount cards before, but now even coupons are coming, this is so showy!!
If ordinary people see this coupon, they will throw it directly without looking at the amount behind.
Am I missing your preferential money? What I lack is the money I need to buy this item without the preferential money!!
It’s like a Rolls-Royce Phantom of 10 million, how about you give me a coupon worth a million?!
I can’t get the nine million, so why use this coupon!
Fortunately, Xu Mu is not an ordinary person, although he can’t afford a private yacht now, he will definitely be able to buy it in the future.
So this coupon is still useful.
The only thing to note is that you can’t use this coupon to buy a private yacht below 60 million, you can only buy more than 60 million.
That’s not a small sum.
If Xu Mu can find an opportunity to use the kind of intermediate investment card he drew before, he can consider it.
“That’s the main play!!”
“System, give me an advanced lottery!!”
With half a million points deducted.
The system beep sounds after five seconds.
“Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill hacker god!!”
Crouch!
Cowhide!!
God-level skills!!
And it is also a very useful skill of hacking, this advanced lottery is really powerful!!
God of hackers.
This means that in the field of hackers, Xu Mu is the most powerful person in the world, and he is the kind of powerful person who has never come before.
No one can reach his level, he knows everything when it comes to hacking.
Now including in the future, the whole world is inseparable from the Internet.
And Xu Mu is now the god of hackers in the Internet!!
As long as there is a network, there is nothing that Xu Mu can’t do!!
You can imagine how awesome this skill is!
If Xu Mu has a bad mind, he can easily become a billionaire, a trillionaire, by relying on this skill.
It’s just that this is not the same as the money sent by the system.
The money sent by the system can guarantee that no one will check it.
And relying on this black money, when the single cost is too high, it may not be guaranteed that no one will check.
But there are many ways to be safe, one of which is.
Xu Mu can hack the network of a listed Internet company, paralyze the company, and follow up to short their shares to make money.
In this way, there is no need to worry about the money earned being checked.
It’s just that if no one or company takes the initiative to provoke Xu Mu, he will not easily use this method.
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