Live: I am the master of yin and yang

Chapter 70 actually eats alone!!

After listening to Xu Mu sing two songs, Zhou Shuyi and them had no idea of continuing to sing.

Or play a game and drink a bar!

Xu Mu said: “Since you came to KTV, there are lights and music, you can’t just drink and dance if you lose.” ”

“So what if you lose?”

610 asked.

“I want to listen to whatever song I want when I lose.”

Xu Mu said.

“Good!!”

The three of them, 610 are in better shape, good at dancing, and sometimes live broadcast at night and drive trains.

Zhou Shuyi’s words have also been mixed in a girl group before, although it is not good, but at least it will.

Only Nana is a little embarrassed, singing and dancing are not good, that is, it is good-looking, legs are longer, and people are cute.

The amount of alcohol is also very good.

So they started a new round of games.

The dice played this time mainly rely on luck, and the secondary is based on strength.

The 610, who didn’t know how to play in the first game, lost first, took a sip of wine, went to find a rhythmic song, and adjusted the lighting a little.

When she was ready, the music started and she stood directly in front of the screen and danced.

Xu Mu leaned back and sat in a big guy posture to look like he was admiring the dance.

This professional dance is different, and the music comes together.

The figure is very good, and there are fewer clothes to wear in the summer, and dancing is very ornamental.

And under the influence of alcohol, it makes her jump extra boldly.

Some of the shots were even a little unsuitable for the audience in the live broadcast room, and Xu Mu turned his mobile phone and pointed it at the wine on the table.

The live broadcast room was fried in an instant.

“？？？”

“What about the picture?!!”

“Nest grass! Brother Mu, you are too unkind! Eat alone! ”

“You don’t do anything related to people!!”

“Originally, I quit the live broadcast room directly, but the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I came back to order a report!”

“What about aliens? Destroy, hurry, tired. ”

If Xu Mu didn’t twist his mobile phone just now, as soon as the supertube came, the live broadcast room would be gone.

These LSPs were blinded by GHS, they didn’t understand Xu Mu at all, and Xu Mu didn’t care if they understood it, anyway, he saw it.

He was afraid to pat Zhou Shuyi on the side and pointed to the watermelon on the table.

Zhou Shuyi understood and took a piece and handed it to him.

Xu Mu did not reach out to pick it up, but directly opened his mouth.

Zhou Shuyi’s face plate under the light was a little red, plucked up the courage to feed Xu Mu a piece of watermelon, and quickly turned it around, pretending that nothing had happened.

Eating melons and watching the dance, especially at such a close distance, this felt that the needle did not poke and waited for the 610 to finish, Xu Mu moved the mobile phone camera over.

She exhaled a long breath, sat down and took two sips of wine.

Xu Mu suddenly remembered an ancient poem, looking horizontally at the side of the ridge into ~, with different heights near and far.

“Come, continue!!”

Zhou Shuyi lost in the second game.

Although she debuted in a girl group, her dancing level is too far worse than 610, and it is a little better than those who have not learned at all.

Plus I haven’t jumped for a long time, so it’s very rusty.

It twists like a robot that is underpowered, and it is stiff.

Xu Mu didn’t move his mobile phone this time, but the audience in the live broadcast room was still complaining about him.

“This picture is simply spicy, quickly move away!”

“Brother Mu, you can eat alone this time, there is really no need to share it with us!”

“Which song team is this dancing anchor?”

The screen was full of sneers and yin and yang weirdness, this is because they didn’t understand Zhou Shuyi, only Xu Mu knew that Zhou Shuyi was really pulling down when she danced.

After she finished jumping, Xu Mu said: “I see that you have a good amount of alcohol, or you should drink more bars if you lose.” ”

This is called high EQ, and if it is low EQ, it is: you don’t look good dancing, or don’t dance.

Hearing his words, the audience who had just taken off the pass nodded again, and they knew that Xu Mu still loved them.

But Zhou Shuyi said: “No! I just warmed up, and there are still a few sections behind me that I haven’t jumped. ”

“Come to Japan, there is no need to take out all the tricks at the bottom of the box now.”

Xu Mu comforted.

Zhou Shuyi thought for a while, “That’s right. ”

Fooled for the time being.

They continued to play games, and in order to watch 610 dance more, Xu Mu was trying to make her lose every time.

Really let Xu Mu do it, the back 610 lost more, Nana and Zhou Shuyi lost once in a while, and Xu Mu himself lost the least.

In the middle, they still have to dance together, if they are in a normal state, they are okay to say, now they drink too much and dance, it is completely a group of demons dancing.

I don’t know if I thought they were going crazy with alcohol.

They drank and played, and before they knew it, it was half-past eleven.

Even if they play slowly and drink less, their alcohol is left there, and they are slowly getting a little drunk.

Xu Mu felt that they would probably be completely drunk and unconscious if they drank any more, so he said.

“It’s almost twelve o’clock, let’s go, if you don’t have fun today, we’ll play next time.”

“Nope! I haven’t hiccuped yet. Drink enough! ”

610, who drank the most, objected, and she couldn’t stand steadily.

Nana is slightly better, can stand steady, Zhou Shuyi is almost the same, confused, holding Xu Mu’s shoulders to walk.

“Then let’s all go and drink here alone.”

Xu Mu said mercilessly.

610 pouted and said helplessly: “Then let’s go.” ”

Nana walked in front, Xu Mu held 610 with his left hand, and Zhou Shuyi with his right hand, breaking his heart like an old father.

The live broadcast was already closed when they left the private room, but the audience in the live broadcast room was still reluctant to leave.

“Is the latter paid for? Where to scan the code? ”

“Oooooooh, Brother Mu wants a string of threes.”

“Lick the dogs: don’t let them catch a cold.”

The drunk person is the heaviest, and it is extremely difficult to support, and 610 almost lies directly on him.

Fortunately, Xu Mu has a lot of strength, otherwise he really can’t control the two of them.

In this case, don’t go home, just go to the next hotel to open a room and throw it there.

Along the way, as long as the man saw Xu Mu, his eyes were full of envy.

After all, most of them do not have such opportunities and strength, one with three, and the quality is still so high.

After arriving at the hotel, Xu Mu asked, “Is there a triple room?” ”

The front desk replied: “Sorry sir, there are no triple rooms, only double rooms and standard rooms.” ”

The scale of this hotel is not very large, plus there are universities nearby, and it is quite prosperous, so the rooms are not spacious.

There is a hotel further ahead, but Xu Mu doesn’t want to go.

“Then open two double rooms next to each other.”

Xu Mu said.

“Okay sir.”

There was also a conscious Nana walking in front with the key card, and they came to the first room.

Xu Mu put the 610 that was almost lying on him on the bed and said to Nana: “You take care of it, I’ll send her to the next door.” ”

“Good.”

The 610, who was lying down, also waved his arms and said: “I can still dance!” ”

Nana pressed her hand down, took off her shoes and covered the quilt, “Jump a fart, sleep with you!” ”

Xu Mu pulled the confused Zhou Shuyi to the next door.

“Sleep, I’m leaving.”

Xu Mu turned around and prepared to go home, but his hand was held by Zhou Shuyi’s backhand.

“What’s wrong? Can you still jump? ”

Xu Mu asked with a smile.

Zhou Shuyi tilted her head, “Yes, do you want to see it?” ”

Xu Mu looked into her eyes and nodded.

Zhou Shuyi closed the door.

Although she drank a lot of wine, Zhou Shuyi felt that she was very sober.

At the beginning, Xu Mu and the two of them first met in a game, she played clockwork, Xu Mu killed her alone several times online, and now she wants to try against Xu Mu again to see if she can come back alone.

It’s a pity that she still overestimated her strength and was finally defeated by Xu Mu.

I had to beg for mercy and throw in the towel.

Following.

A knock on the door made Zhou Shuyi and Xu Mu, who were busy, come to their senses.

“Hasn’t Sister Zhou woken up yet?”

“Ah! Woke up. ”

“It’s almost twelve o’clock, let’s go eat.”

“Well, okay, I’m going to the toilet, you guys go back and wait for me for twenty minutes.”

“Then you hurry up.”

Nana returned to their room.

Zhou Shuyi said: “Let’s go out quickly, you remember to pretend to be like you just came over.” ”

“It’s not over.”

“You said that you came to Japan.”

“Okay.”

They cleaned up, opened the door of the room, Xu Mu went around to the other side, went down the stairs, and took the elevator up.

It just so happened that Zhou Shuyi also packed up and went out.

Nana was still surprised when she saw Xu Mu, “Brother Mu, why are you here?” ”

“I sent you yesterday, and of course I will send you back today.”

Xu Mu said without blushing and heartbeat.

“Brother Mu has a heart, let’s go.”

Zhou Shuyi walked very slowly, and as soon as she turned around, Nana asked, “Sister Zhou, what’s wrong with your leg?” ”

“Huh? It may be that I drank too much last night and didn’t pay attention to it. ”

Zhou Shuyi said vaguely.

Xu Mu stepped forward and asked with concern, “Does it hurt?” Do you want to go to the hospital? ”

Zhou Shuyi shaved Xu Mu fiercely with her eyes, “It’s okay, just rest for a day.” ”

Still in Nana and 610 did not have much experience in this area, and did not ask much.

They came to a nearby restaurant for lunch.

After sitting down, Nana suddenly said, “Huh? Brother Mu, why is there a red piece of your neck here? ”

Zhou Shuyi was shocked, because it was her masterpiece.

Xu Mu was quite calm, “I didn’t know what bug bit me last night, I went to the hospital to see, the doctor said it was fine, I didn’t care.” ”

610 asked with a wicked smile: “It can’t be strawberries that are planted, right?” ”

Zhou Shuyi nervously grabbed the corner of her clothes, lowered her head and did not speak.

Xu Mu said: “Since you can see it, then I won’t hide it, it is indeed a strawberry that was planted, and last night you were drunk and had to pull and say to leave a mark on me.” ”

“What!! How I don’t know myself!! ”

610 said with a look of astonishment.

Nana followed and echoed: “Yes, yes, I saw it too!” You can’t pull it away holding Mu Gela, that picture, spray. ”

“I don’t believe it!! You guys fool me!! ”

610 said suspiciously.

She didn’t dare to veto it because she had indeed drunk too much last night, and she couldn’t remember what she had done.

Xu Mu said: “Hey you person, don’t you admit it after eating and wiping it clean!” ”

“I… I don’t know anything anyway. ”

610 is a little instigated.

The personalities of the three of them are actually similar, and looking at the howling, it is really more and more instigated.

Zhou Shuyi was so brave and proactive last night, all relying on the effect of alcohol.

“Hey,” Xu Mu sighed, “I didn’t expect that I was the one who was opposed to Batman in Gotham.” ”

Simply put, the clown is myself.

Nana laughed directly.

610 has nothing to say.

Zhou Shuyi’s hand gave Xu Mu a thumbs up under the table, and it was really awesome to round it so easily!!

After eating, Xu Mu sent them back to their residence.

“Thank you Brother Mu for sending us back.”

Nana said.

Xu Mu waved his hand, “I have the opportunity to drink together again, and I hope that next time there will be three negative people to leave me three marks.” ”

Renren laughed.

Xu Mu got in the car and left, Nana and 610 both turned around and prepared to leave, seeing that Zhou Shuyi was still stunned there.

Then he said, “How? Can’t bear it? ”

“If you couldn’t bear it like this last night, how good would it be to leave him in your room directly.”

Zhou Shuyi glanced at them, “I haven’t settled accounts with you yet!” Yesterday I didn’t even say hello, and I came down after it!! ”

“Oops, I feel a little sick in my stomach, I have to go to the toilet quickly.”

“Together.”

The two of them took Zhou Shuyi’s mobility and slipped away first.

After Xu Mu returned home, he came to the study and opened the backstage of the Phantom Moon Net.

At present, the book “Peerless” has 160,000 words, but the collection is more than the number of words in the book, there are 180,000, and other data is also very gorgeous.

Such data is basically what all writers dream of.

In addition to the occasional stupid remark in the book review area, there will be some red-eyed peers to spray a few words.

Without Xu Mu’s hand, fans who like this book will directly attack it.

Xu Mu opened the mobile phone chat software and saw the author group added before at first glance.

Last time, Xu Mu yin and yang were angry with them and earned a lot of points.

It’s been days, and it’s time to cut another wave of leeks.

Xu Mu changed his avatar and group notes.

A message was sent to the group.

“How many words do the big guys code and update every day?”

This question is simple, and some people are willing to answer it.

“Four thousand a day, I can’t write more.”

“Six thousand that I can’t move.”

There are also people who directly send screenshots of code words, most of which are below 10,000, and there are more than 10,000, but there are not many.

Xu Mu waited for them to send it almost.

Here comes the sentence, “That’s it?” ”

The following directly sent his own screenshot, his daily code of 20,000 is the highest at present.

+199 points.

+234 points.

+207 points.

After being slapped in the face by Xu Mu, the group was silent for a moment, and one after another someone stood up and spoke.

“Hehe, sometimes it’s useless to code words quickly, like the thousand-year-old giant who often comes out of the water group, people write a chapter to top us twenty or thirty chapters.”

“Yes, whether the author of the web article can make money is mainly how many subscriptions there are to read the book.”

“In fact, sometimes in order to write faster, the quality of the book will decline, and it is recommended that this friend slow down and think more about the plot.”

They seemed to give Xu Mu advice from the perspective of the people who came over, but in fact, what they said was just one sentence.

“What’s the use of writing more and no one reads?”

Their words are not yin and yang, but sneering.

Xu Mu was waiting for them here.

He directly sent a screenshot of the background data of his book, but he deliberately did not take a screenshot of the title.

“Guys, how is my grade in this book? Can you get to the average of the group. ”

They clicked on the picture to take a closer look.

+230 points.

+308 points.

Special code!!

This turned out to be a big guy!!

That was their first thought when they looked at the picture.

It’s just that before they could utter the words to lick Xu Mu, someone began to taunt.

“Your data is too fake, isn’t it? Where is there a collection of books that exceeds the number of words? ”

“It’s too low to compare a P picture, right?”

“Look at my picture, my manuscript fee is still hundreds of millions, but unfortunately it’s not true.”

“Hahaha, at first glance, I am a novice, I can’t even compare P pictures, the data P is so exaggerated, and those who understand a little know that it is fake.”

The data of Xu Mu’s book had never appeared before, so they really couldn’t imagine that a book that had not yet been on the shelves would have such good results.

Xu Mu sent a few more screenshots in a row, this time very comprehensive, basically these screenshots are added together, you can show that the book is Xu Mu’s.

It is also impossible that the author sent the screenshot to Xu Mu, because it was taken with a mobile phone, and there is still time in the upper right corner.

After they read it, the whole person is not good.

Wo grass special code!!

It turned out to be the author of this book!! No wonder the data is so good!!

They all knew this book, but they never thought that Xu Mu would pretend to be cute and amuse them.

And they were really fooled, and they were constantly slapped in the face by Xu Mu.

Thinking of their conversation just now, they were embarrassed one by one.

God, they even sneered that it would be useless for a platinum boss to be fast in the future.

Especially among the people who were slapped in the face this time, there are several who were weird by Xu Mu’s yin and yang last time.

Double whammy.

At this time, Xu Mu sent another sentence.

“It’s uncomfortable, I’d rather be slapped in the face.”

+500 points.

+500 points.

+500 points.

Several authors who were angry with yin and yang were angry and uncomfortable, and there was no way to refute it.

And they are in a very awkward situation now, and they don’t know what to say.

So the originally lively group quieted down again because of Xu Mu’s operation.

Xu Mu can get a title.

“Thirty years of professional cold group.”

Yesterday, when Xu Mufa sent the latest chapter, he built a fan base.

In half a day, the group of two thousand people was directly filled, and Xu Mu had no choice but to build two groups, three groups and four groups.

At this time, the group is very lively.

“How come the author has never spoken to the group?”

“Maybe in the codeword, after all, he has such a large amount of updates and such high quality, it must be very time-consuming, and he may have a bald head.”

“To be honest, I’d rather he write slower, write better, maintain this quality, and the future can be expected.”

“I also want to see this novel adapted into a TV series or a movie.”

At this time, a new person appeared in the group.

Others roared.

“Newcomers join the group to burst photos!!”

A series of copy-pastes below.

Suddenly someone said, “Nest grass! Brothers, this seems to be a water fish account! ”

“You mean the water fish who likes to push your aunt?”

“That’s him! I added his fan base! So get to know his account. ”

Aqua fish: “Ahem, I’m also a fan of this book, specially to urge more.” ”

The group suddenly became lively again.

There have been many authors in the group before, but the aquatic fish is currently the most well-known.

Xu Mu saw that the peerless was already 200,000 words, and it was about to be put on the shelves.

He prepared the yin and yang strange qi once and reaped a wave of points.

Because after the shelves start to charge, it will screen out some readers, and then it will be yin and yang, but you will earn a lot less points.

After making the decision, Xu Mu added a paragraph to the end of the chapter updated at twelve o’clock in the evening.

“I believe that people who still read novels in the middle of the night are because they like to read novels, not because they don’t have a girlfriend, nor because they don’t have friends to eat, drink and play games with, it’s really not!!”

At present, there are 350,000 peerless collections, and these are all real collections.

Some of them like to catch up on time.

The chapter was only published for half an hour, and the number of readings in a single chapter was more than 10,000.

When they saw this sentence, they were obviously stunned for a while, and after careful consideration, they understood the strange yin and yang in it.

So the chapter talk and comments suddenly became lively.

“You scold again?”

“I misread you! I didn’t expect you to be an onmyoji!! ”

“How I said this more and more wrong, it turned out to be in yin and yang”

“Good fellow, for a moment I thought I was watching Brother Mu’s live broadcast.”

“Author celebrity Yu, isn’t this Xu? Could it be that this book was written by the anchor who likes yin and yang? ”

“There are too many surnamed Xu, and there are many people who like yin and yang, where is there such a coincidence.”

“You guys really put gold on that anchor’s face, I don’t believe such a good book was written by a game anchor!!”

Someone in the comment area also broke the news that Xu Mu had been yin and yang strange to other authors in the author group.

This surprised many people, and their views on Xu Mu changed, because it was completely different from what they thought before.

I didn’t expect that the author I liked turned out to be such a person!!

But they think carefully.

What happened to the yin and yang weirdness?

There is no swear and cursing, and there is no distortion of three views.

There seems to be no problem!

So what else is tangled up?!

Disperse, disperse.

So Xu Mu has such a skin, at least he can earn more than a hundred thousand points, or even more.

The point is, readers have not been lost yet.

You can earn more points by continuing to be yin and yang in the future! That’s very comfortable.