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Chapter 84 Cowardly as a rat dango!!

This neck bib incident almost made Xu Mu earn 150,000 negative emotions.

There is still a gap of 350,000, but Xu Mu is not in a hurry.

Gu Qingying’s summer vacation is coming to an end in a blink of an eye, and there is still a week to go home.

Xu Mu took a plane back with her, and Xu Mu also met fans on the plane and took a group photo.

I didn’t know what kind of big star Xu Mu was.

After sending Gu Qingying home, Xu Mu played in her home city for two days before leaving.

Xu Mu did not go home, but went to the next city, when Tuanzi was here before the live broadcast, chatting about Tuanzi her home, I learned that Xu Mu’s destination was very close, just an hour’s drive.

Tuanzi invited Xu Mu to come and invite him to dinner.

So Xu Mu, who had nothing to do, came.

When getting in the car, Xu Mu sent a positioning to the dango.

“I’m almost there.”

“Huh? Is it so sudden? ”

“Blame me, I should have called a report to apply to you a day in advance.”

+233 points.

Negative sentiment value +233.

“I’ll pick you up at the station in a moment.”

Tuanzi issued his license plate to Xu Mu by the way.

Xu Mu walked out of the station and saw the white mini on the opposite side of the road, which was Tuanzi’s car.

“Here!!”

Tuanzi stood by the car and saw Xu Mu dancing and waving his arms.

Xu Mu walked over, speaking of which the dango is quite special, the voice sounds so cute, stupid and cute, but the appearance is biased towards the royal sister, which is very contradictory.

If you play voice chat and play games with her for a long time, you may be a little uncomfortable seeing me suddenly.

Xu Mu said: “Although there is no church, but there is a sea of people, don’t you have a hug?” ”

The reason why he said this is because when Tuanzi sang “Insomnia Flight” before, Xu Mu asked her which line in the song she liked.

She said she liked “I want to see you, hug you across churches and crowds.” ”

Tuanzi obviously thought of this matter as well, she was a little embarrassed, and said twistedly: “I don’t understand what you mean.” ”

Xu Mu said: “I haven’t seen you for almost two months, and I feel that you have lost weight.” ”

Most girls like to hear this sentence.

“Huh? Are you sure? ”

Dango asked happily.

“Of course it’s fake.”

Xu Mu said.

Negative sentiment value +135.

Danzi pouted and got into the car without saying a word.

Xu Mu sat in the co-pilot and asked, “How is your driving technique?” Or I’ll drive or call a chauffeur. ”

“Although I am a female driver, I still have no problem with driving skills, and I drove you when we played PUBG before.”

Danzi said seriously.

Xu Mu said: “Remember, I bumped into the R City house. ”

“What! You made it up, how did you hit the house where do you remember? ”

Danzi has an expression that you are teasing me.

Xu Mu took out his mobile phone and said: “If we make a bet, there are videos in the live broadcast room, it is not difficult to find.” ”

Danzi instantly prodded, “Oh, that’s all in the past, we should move forward, and it’s noon, I’ll take you to eat well.” ”

Xu Mu said, “Actually, I lied to you. ”

Danzi: “??? ”

Negative sentiment value +199.

Tuanzi said angrily: “Aren’t you afraid that I will drag you to a place where no one is and sell you!” This is my territory!! ”

“Do you dare to take me to a place where no one is?”

Xu Mu asked rhetorically.

“I…”

Tuanzi leaned his neck, but still did not dare to say, found himself a step down, and snorted.

“Forget it, let you go this time.”

Tuanzi took Xu Mu to a restaurant of average size, this restaurant mainly makes squirrel cinnamon fish, after all, the city is next to Dongting Lake, which is the so-called backer to eat mountains and water.

Waiting for the time to serve, the dango took out his mobile phone and opened the live broadcast room, which is a good time to paddle, and there is no need to broadcast it after the day and at night.

The audience in her live broadcast room was still surprised, after all, she had never started broadcasting so early.

“Who are you! Get out of the dango’s body! It is impossible for our dango to start broadcasting so early! ”

“It’s a rare outdoor live broadcast.”

“I rub! How are you with Brother Mu!? ”

“Why does Brother Mu appear in the girl’s live broadcast room every time!”

“Because handsome.”

“It’s so real.”

After chatting with the audience for a while, the meal they ordered was served.

Danzi pointed to the dish and said try this squirrel cinnamon fish, super delicious, I will come to eat Xu Mu every once in a while to taste the dish she said, the taste is really good, nodded and praised

“It’s delicious.”

“yes, hey.”

Danzi is a little silly, and the laughter voice is still a cute voice, just very groupy.

As they ate and talked, Xu Mu asked, “What do you have fun here?” ”

Danzi bit the tip of his chopsticks and tilted his head and thought, “Actually, I don’t feel like it’s fun, it’s all like that.” ”

“It’s normal, travel is supposed to be from a place where you are tired of playing to a place where others are tired of playing.”

Xu Mu said.

Tuanzi gave a thumbs up to Xu Mu, “Brilliant.” ”

“I want to bungee jump, do you have a project here?”

Xu Mu asked.

Danzi’s eyes widened, “Play such an exciting project!” ”

“It’s all a prick. Exciting project? So what are these skydives and wingsuit flights? ”

Xu Mu looked very casual.

“I don’t dare anyway.”

Danzi said.

Xu Mu moved to the side, looked at the camera and said, “Do you want to see dango bungee jumping?” ”

Soon the barrage was all one word.

“Think about it!!”

“Bungee jumping! Otherwise, take it off! ”

“I also want to see pigs flying in the sky.”

Dango looked at a question mark.

What a situation!

Obviously you want to bungee jump, why pull me!

And also called the audience to kidnap with one hand, damn it!!

Tuanzi said resolutely: “I can take you if you want to jump, anyway, I don’t jump!” Don’t jump to death!! ”

“Then I’ll beat you to death.”

Xu Mu got up and said.

“Don’t.”

Danzi’s hands suddenly took a classic pose.

The left arm is perpendicular to the ground, the right arm and left arm are perpendicular, and the right hand is placed in the position of the left elbow, which is the pose that Ultraman poses when using the special skill Spiethum ray.

Xu Mu immediately smiled, “How about you leave it here and transform into Ultraman?” ”

Tuanzi said a little embarrassed: “I watched a ghost animal video before I came, and I subconsciously posed like this.” ”

“When we go bungee jumping in a while, you can shout Gaia before jumping.”

Xu Mu said.

Tuanzi said in horror: “Who wants to bungee with you!” I don’t want it, you jump on your own! ”

“Why are you so timid, it’s just a jump, what is there to be afraid of.”

Xu Mu said casually.

It feels like bungee jumping seems to him as easy as a walk.

“I am a well-known rat guts, when I was a child, I could be scared to go to the toilet at night when I saw Bao Qingtian.”

Danzi said.

Xu Mu said, “You are exposed to your age.” ”

Tuanzi hurriedly said: “No, no, no, I was wrong just now, I watched bears when I was a child.” ”

Xu Mu and the audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

“When I was a child, I didn’t dare to go to the toilet at night when I saw Bao Qingtian.”

“A different life and the same childhood.”

“Eighteen-year-old lies don’t break themselves!”

After a decent lunch, they set off for a scenic spot where they could bungee jump.

Danzi said: “You just finished eating and went bungee jumping, will it be then.” ”

Xu Mu frowned and looked at her, “Maybe everyone is eating here, you actually talk about this topic?” ”

“Okay I was wrong.”

Danzi said.

Xu Mu said along the way: “Stand up straight when beaten, and accept punishment if you are wrong, it’s excellent to jump.” ”

“No, no, no.”

Dango shook his head straight.

It seems that it is difficult to coax, and Xu Mu does not force it, after all, entertainment projects are originally for fun.

After an hour’s drive, they arrived at the place.

Tuanzi got out of the car and beat his waist and said, “I knew I let you drive, and I was tired to death.” ”

She doesn’t go out very often, she doesn’t drive often, and now it’s not very comfortable to drive for so long.

Xu Mu smiled, she had long said to let herself drive, or find a substitute driver, she had to be strong.

They bought tickets and walked into the scenic area, and the dango was also wearing sunglasses and playing a parasol.

“The bungee jumper is there.”

Danzi pointed to the distance and said.

Xu Mu looked up and saw that the bungee platform should be sixty or seventy meters long, with water below

“You don’t dare to jump so low, if you go to Omenta here, I’m afraid you won’t dare to move directly.”

Xu Mu said casually.

Ormenta dango has also heard that looking at Asia, commercial bungee jumping height can be ranked in the forefront.

Tuanzi was a little shaken, and he was either afraid of heights, or he was normally timid.

This is only sixty or seventy meters, I am afraid, and if I encounter one or two hundred meters in the future, I will not be directly paralyzed, which is not good.

“Good! I jump!! ”

Danzi said suddenly.

Xu Mu patted her shoulder, “Congratulations, you have overcome the fear in your heart and bravely taken the first step, I thought you were proud.” ”

Dango also feels great.

Until I bought insurance, weighed myself and walked up to the high platform.

Danzi held on to the railing, his legs a little weak.

Standing on this jumping platform, you can basically see the entire scenic area, especially the winding small lake below, and there are tourists in the lake who are shuttling by boat.

The timid boy stands so tall, I am afraid that the cow will shrink a lot.

At this time, a person in front of him tied a safety rope and stood on the edge.

“I count three and I let go.”

The security officer said.

“Good.”

“One, two, three, jump.”

“Ah…”

His cry sounded very miserable, and he didn’t know who he thought was killing pigs, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw Xu Mu standing behind him.

“Will you come first or will I come first?”

Xu Mu asked.

“Come on.”

Xu Mu said: “You should say, Youjump, and Iwilljump. ”

“Poof”

Danzi suddenly laughed, which eased her nervousness a little.

“It’s a pity that they don’t have a tandem jump here, otherwise we can have a Titanic pose and fly together.”

Xu Mu said.

“Who wants to fly with you?”

Tuan Ziqiao’s face was slightly red, a little embarrassed.

Xu Mu was about to speak, but the security officer said, “It’s your turn.” ”

The previous person had already pulled up, untied the safety rope and stepped back.

Xu Mu stepped forward, buttoned up, and the security officer explained to him.

After getting it done, Xu Mu said: “I skipped it before, let me do it myself, okay?” ”

The security officer nodded.

Xu Mu stood on the edge, his back to the outside, facing the dango, making a k gesture towards her, and fell down with open arms.

Xu Mu did not subconsciously shout like other bungee jumpers, but shouted.

“Transform!!”

Danzi instantly broke the skill again and laughed.

The audience in the live broadcast room also witnessed the whole process.

“Hahaha, it’s still a forkworm.”

“It’s okay to transform, don’t really fly up an Ultraman after a while.”

“I’ll shout that next time I bungee jump.”

“Is it only me who feels that Danzi’s hands are shaking just now?”

“You are not alone, if it weren’t for Brother Mu blocking behind, she would have slipped down directly.”

The audience is still looking forward to watching the dango jumping.

After Xu Mu jumped down with open arms, he was still afraid to see the lake getting closer and closer to him.

When you reach the bottom and start to rebound, the feeling of weightlessness also makes people feel adrenaline rushing and panicking.

It wasn’t until it didn’t move at all that the rope began to be pulled from above.

Because there is water below this bungee jump, you can’t untie the rope underneath, you have to pull the person up and untie it on it.

Like the one in Omenta, jump down from above and untie it directly below, saving you the time of taking the elevator once.

After Xu Mu was pulled up, his hairstyle became flowing.

Now it’s time for the doughnut, and she ties her hair up.

Xu Mu took her things and said, “If you are really afraid, close your eyes, it will be better soon.” ”

“Hmm.”

Xu Mu said again: “And we all had a good meal at noon.” ”

You’re not right!!

After the previous procedure was completed, the security officer pointed down and said: “You can look at the camera and laugh for a while.” ”

Danzi can’t cry and laugh, I laugh with a hammer! It’s good if you don’t cry, and laugh!!

“Ready, I’ll count one, two, three and jump.”

Dango nodded.

“One, two, three, jump.”

“Jump!”

“Ahhh”

Danzi let out a pig-like scream and jumped down.

Xu Mu hurriedly found a good angle and aimed the mobile phone at the dango in the air, but unfortunately it was only a mobile phone after all, and the shooting was not clear enough, and even very blurry.

But the sound of her screaming, the audience did hear.

The live broadcast room is full of hahaha.

This is the picture they have been waiting for for a long time.

“Danzi Black History +1.”

“Oh, wo grass, this is young.”

“I’m going to record it as a wake-up bell.”

“The soul flies in front, and people chase behind.”

“Hahaha, you are also too showy, ten years of hard reading in the cold window did not freeze you to death.”

After a while, Danzi was also pulled up, and her expression was a little blinded at this time.

The three-sentence summary is.

“Who am I? Where am I? What did I just do? ”

The inside of the brain is a mess, completely stupid.

Xu Mu moved the camera down a little, and he could clearly see that Tuanzi’s legs were still shaking.

Xu Mu used sunglasses as a microphone and handed it to Tuanzi, “May I ask this young lady, do you have anything to say at this moment?” ”

Tuanzi pondered for a moment and said, “I’m actually still alive. ”

“How about we try it next time we go to Olmenta together?”

Xu Mu took the opportunity to ask.

“Okay, huh? What did you just say?? ”

Danzi agreed in a daze, and suddenly came to his senses.

At the same time, hurry up and sort out your somewhat messy hairstyle, after all, the head can be broken, and the hairstyle cannot be messed up.

Xu Mu praised: “I said that you are very brave, you are the best.” ”

“Hmph!”

Tuanzi spread his hands and said, “It’s nothing.” ”

“Then let’s do it again?”

“Forget it, you can’t just bungee jump when you come to the scenic spot, you have to go to other places to see.”

Danzi said.

Xu Mu saw through it and didn’t say it, they went down together, and Tuanzi kept holding the armrest, because her legs were still shaking slightly.

At the place where they bought the insurance and weighed them, the staff said, “Do you want a photo or video of you bungee jumping?” ”

There is a place under the bungee jumping table, there are people holding a professional video camera all the time, they will record everyone bungee jumping, if necessary, they can pay to buy it.

It’s all business.

Xu Mu said, “Let’s see how it goes. ”

“Good.”

The staff clicked on Xu Mu’s video, as well as several photos taken.

Xu Mu in the video did not have an overly distorted expression on his face, which made the staff not expect that ordinary people would be more hideous and scared when they jumped.

Xu Mu’s expression looked much calmer, and he was almost the same expression when he raced.

“Not bad, the video and photos are all gone.”

Anyway, Xu Mu doesn’t care about this money, it seems that there is no problem and naturally you can buy it.

“Look at her.”

Xu Mu said.

Danzi was a little apprehensive in her heart, because she felt that her expression at that time might not be very good-looking.

So she moved her phone aside, and Xu Mu saw that it was okay, at least not to let the audience see.

The staff clicked on a few photos of the dango.

“Poof…”

After seeing it, Xu Mu instantly laughed, “Hahaha…”

And Danzi’s whole head was buzzing, she thought it would not look good, but she didn’t expect it to be so ugly.

Because she was extremely scared at that time, the expression on her face was very terrifying and exaggerated, and her facial features spread outward, as if she saw something frightened, and she almost couldn’t recognize it as her when she looked at it suddenly.

Under normal circumstances, you can’t make this kind of expression, you must encounter something subconsciously to be like this.

After a moment of silence, Tuanzi instantly came to his senses and hurriedly pushed Xu Mu.

“Ahhh! Don’t look at it, don’t look at it. ”

Xu Mu shouted, “Let the video go too.” ”

Following the dango, she heard her own screams, and at that time she had no idea what was happening, and her whole mind was confused.

Now watching the video, I know how miserable my name was at that time, and how strange my expression was.

Danzi shouted: “Don’t let it go, delete it!” It’s about to be deleted!! ”

“Don’t delete it, don’t delete it, I also want this, the photo is washed out, and the video is passed to me.”

Xu Mu said and took out his mobile phone to scan the code to pay.

“Don’t buy it!!”

Tuanzi pulled Xu Mu’s face flushed.

It was too embarrassing and humiliating, she had never felt so embarrassed.

If it was with his family or friends, it was nothing, but let Xu Mu see all this.

It’s like a girl being seen by her own male god when she doesn’t wash her hair or makeup, and is still picking her feet.

She wants to regret it very much, why did she choose bungee jumping, is it okay to watch the play on the side!!

Now let Xu Mu see such an ugly side of himself, and he really wants to die.

“Don’t worry, I won’t show it to others.”

Xu Mu said.

Danzi said, “Don’t look at it, it’s too ugly.” ”

“It’s okay, I can accept it.”

Xu Mu said Gong.

“Eh…”

Xu Mu’s words seemed to have suddenly touched a certain string in Tuanzi’s heart, making her heart pound and did not continue to block Xu Mu.

This made the audience in the live broadcast room curious one by one.

“Show us too!!”

“Brother Mu is just eating alone! Don’t you know how to share good things! ”

“Hahaha, I heard the screams of the dango, this is a real pig screaming group.”

“It’s over, the black history of Tuanzi is going to be mastered by Brother Mu, will it be in the future”

“I seem to have seen this plot you mentioned somewhere.”