Live: My Ocean Ranch
Chapter 167
The more you spend, the more you spend.
Every word Jiangnan said made sense, and instantly resonated with all the viewers in the live broadcast room.
"In the past, the couplet at the door of the pharmacy read: I wish there were no illnesses and sufferings in the world, and I would rather let the medicines on the shelf gather dust. Now, the loudspeaker at the door of the pharmacy shouts: Buy ten points and get two free, and get a pound of eggs for every 58 yuan spent."
"I once watched a variety show where a child dislocated his arm while playing, and went to a Western doctor. He asked for an X-ray and various instruments. As a result, he met an old Chinese doctor, who connected it with his bare hands in two clicks, and it took less than a minute."
"I have the most say in whether Chinese medicine is awesome or not, because I am studying Chinese medicine, and I clearly remember that once in class, he He took the pulse of the students in our class, and when he took the pulse of a girl, his face changed drastically, and he immediately grabbed a lot of various Chinese medicines and asked the girl to drink them.
Later, I heard that the girl's parents were a little bit skeptical, and then they took her to the hospital for a check-up, and they really found a malignant tumor. Fortunately, the teacher found it in time, otherwise the girl's life would be in danger.
If it weren't for the teacher taking the pulse, who would have thought that the female student who was usually full of energy and very healthy actually had a malignant tumor! "
"What's this? I also studied Chinese medicine. Our teacher once took the pulse of the pure and innocent school beauty, and he found She was pregnant.
The school beauty refused to admit it at the time, and kept saying that she had no boyfriend and rarely had contact with boys.
Later, the matter became serious, and her parents found the school and took her to the hospital for examination, and she was really pregnant.
The school beauty had no choice but to say that she often went outside the school to meet various big bosses, and she really didn't know whose child it was. "
"Fuck! This guy is awesome! No wonder I often hear all kinds of strange noises in the woods when I stroll around the school at night, and I can also see dancing cars!"
"If you don't understand, just ask, why do cars dance? (Dog Head)"
"I'll tell you, these are all child's play. Do you know why there are water on the cars parked at the gates of many university towns?
Because the homonym of "drink my water" is "sleep with me"!
Depending on the different drinks on the roof, the price is different each time. Nongfu Spring is 2,000, Green Tea is 3,000, Pulse is 4,000, Red Bull is 6,000, and the rest can be discussed with a bottle of water in the car!"
"This is the boss! This is the real boss! By the way, the person upstairs is not some kind of Tanhua, right?"
There was a group of people discussing traditional Chinese medicine in the live broadcast room, and invisibly, they drove the car again.
Another group of people were still discussing experts.
When it comes to traditional Chinese medicine, 100% of them are praising it.
But when it comes to experts, they are scolded without exception.
"Experts say that housing prices are too high, which is not conducive to young people's struggle."
"Experts say that setting off firecrackers during the Spring Festival pollutes the environment and must be set off and destroyed in a centralized manner."
"Experts say who in China can't afford 500,000 yuan a year!"
"Experts say that burning coal and charcoal in rural areas in winter pollutes the environment and must be destroyed. If caught, they will be fined, while the waste gas and wastewater discharged by factories will not pollute the environment at all."
"Experts also say that you can make more money by renting out unused houses at home and using your commute time to rent them out."
"Experts even suggest that college students work in factories for free after graduation and don't worry about wages."
"Experts also say that after work, you can give money to the boss so that the boss has money to pay wages."
"Experts also say no way, no way..."
"I suggest that all these experts go to hell! Typical of polluting the air when alive and wasting land when dead!"
"If it was during the reign of Zhu Yuanzhang, with his violent temper, , these experts who bully the people in various ways will really be beheaded! "
"Hey, our beautiful country has saved them!"
"Tell me the names of these experts, I will always pay attention to them, and when they die, I will play a song to celebrate!"
"My surname is Hu, and my ancestors are tomb robbers. When they die, we must dig up their graves!"
"What a coincidence, my surname is Wu, and my ancestors are also doing this. Let's join together!"
"My surname is Wang, I am a little fat, can I join?"
"My surname is Zhang, I am usually taciturn, I must join!"
"Don't worry, everyone, I work in an incinerator, and I will chop these experts into pieces and throw them in!"
"Fuck! This is absolutely! In this case, my family is in the funeral business, and I will never accept the business of these experts no matter what!"
The audience will add an expression after every sentence
Bao: Dog head.
There is no way. Although they are angry about these experts, they are ordinary people in reality and are afraid of being targeted.
The meaning of adding a dog head is different. It is just a joke at most.
Jiangnan looked at the crazy rolling barrage and knew that everyone’s emotions were not stable, so he changed the subject and said: "Everyone look over there."
The audience in the live broadcast room looked in the direction of Jiangnan’s finger and was stunned.
"Is this a lotus?"
"No, why is the lotus purple?"
"But it looks so beautiful. Just one look makes me feel so healed!"
"Take a photo! You must take a photo! It’s just right to make earthy food!"
"The person above, tell me the truth, are those earthy emoticons that my parents often send, such as a hundred years of happiness, made by you?"
Jiangnan smiled and explained: "The flower in front of you is called the Sleeping Fire Lotus, which is considered the most delicate flower in the world."
"As you can see, the Sleeping Fire Lotus is a very beautiful flower in the world. The outside of the fire lotus is purple petals, with many golden tentacles in the middle, and a stamen that is about to bloom. "
"What everyone doesn't know is that the fire lotus will only open just before it withers, and it only blooms for seven days a year."
"The one in front of us is already in full bloom. Judging from the degree of blooming, it seems to have been in full bloom for four or five days."
"We are so lucky that we can find a blooming fire lotus in the last two days!"
This fire lotus grows in a corner of the river, which is very hidden, which also fits the quiet growth environment of the fire lotus.
Jiangnan just found it when digging for Adenophora flowers.
At the end of the dense and crystal clear Adenophora flowers, there is actually a delicate purple fire lotus. Against the backdrop of green mountains and green waters, it is as beautiful as a painting.
Just one look will make your soul feel extremely happy, and your eyes will be cleansed.
The sense of substitution is too strong. At this moment, it seems like you are in Hayao Miyazaki's animation.
Jiangnan wants to heal the audience who are angry at the moment through the scenery.
The anchor will consider the audience, and the audience will consider and protect the anchor. This is the best way for the anchor and the audience to get along.
Instead of acting out scripts and fighting PK, or bringing various goods to cheat the audience's money and fill their own pockets.
You'll Also Like
-
Kingdom of Light: Looks too fierce, mistaken for a villain
Chapter 544 7 hours ago -
Wizard's Life Simulator
Chapter 588 7 hours ago -
After simulating crimes 100,000 times, I became an ace detective
Chapter 627 7 hours ago -
Online games: Recharge 10 billion to draw SSS-level talents at the beginning
Chapter 694 7 hours ago -
At the beginning, he became a baby and worshipped Uncle Jiu as his godfather!
Chapter 117 7 hours ago -
Fantasy villain: The heroine can't control it, let the father come
Chapter 592 7 hours ago -
Lord: My ant tribe evolves infinitely
Chapter 232 7 hours ago -
Global Ocean Tortoises: Developing Cities on Their Backs
Chapter 274 7 hours ago -
Douluo: Soul Shadow King
Chapter 264 7 hours ago -
NBA: The strongest physical talent, the inside is king
Chapter 318 1 days ago