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The two of them were in a mess, but the two of them were in a mess.

Jiangnan stood aside, ready to shout: Stop it, stop fighting!

Suddenly, the mandrill dropped the stick in his hand on the ground, slid in front of Jiangnan, and hugged his calf.

"Puff!"

Jiangnan almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

You "bullied" someone's wife, and now you are in the wrong, why are you looking for me?

At this time, we must not take sides, otherwise others will misunderstand my character!

When Xiaolu went to find a rapper, Ma Su was cursed by the whole network because of taking sides. Since then, her resources have been reduced again and again, and finally she has become an eighteen-tier star.

As if he saw Jiangnan's embarrassment, the mandrill hurriedly gestured with both hands: Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! All misunderstandings!

Jiangnan raised his eyebrows: "You also know sign language?"

He found that the mandrill not only knew sign language, but was also more professional and flexible than the black monkey king Baicao Shuang.

After all, the black monkey king Baicao Shuang learned it by himself by observing the deaf and dumb, while the mandrill was given by the system.

No matter how high your talent is, it will never be as good as cheating!

The mandrill knelt on the ground and continued to gesture: I just wanted to have fun, but I didn't expect things to get so big.

I heard that the monkey king of a monkey group here is very brave, so I wanted to see how powerful it is, but it turned out to be just like that.

Later, I heard that the island owner here is even more powerful, and even the monkey king listens to him, so I wanted to compete with you. Facts have proved that the island owner is really powerful. I surrender and admire him from the bottom of my heart!

This wave of flattery was very useful to Jiangnan, and he nodded with satisfaction.

But the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang was not satisfied. He came over with a broom in his hand, gesturing with his hands flying: Who the hell are you calling just that? Damn it, we must fight today!

Jiangnan hurriedly stepped forward and blocked the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang to stop him.

The reason for doing this is that he is worried that the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang will be beaten to death.

If it fights alone, it is not an opponent at all.

Just like in "Ip Man 2", Tyson PK Ip Man, Tyson can beat Ip Man back repeatedly with one punch, and it is difficult to resist. In the end, he can only use the posture of going to the toilet.

"If you want to see how powerful others are, just fight with them. Why bully their wives?"

Jiangnan asked the point in one sentence.

The mandrill smiled slightly: Killing people and destroying their hearts! Compared to defeating a person head-on, it is better to bully and torture his relatives in front of him, so that he will collapse more and win without fighting.

Jiangnan: "..."

At this moment, he didn't know whether to praise the mandrill for being too smart or too perverted!

The mandrill continued to gesture: Besides, I didn't really bully its wife!

The black monkey king Baicao Shuang jumped out: You fart! I saw it all!

The mandrill looked at the black monkey king Baicao Shuang, glanced at the two female monkeys, and retorted: I just deliberately rode on them in front of you, and stroked their whole body according to your method, so that they mistakenly thought I was you, and I didn't do anything else.

This statement is similar to "We are just lying in bed and chatting"!

The black monkey king Baicao Shuang naturally didn't believe it, and his chest was heaving with anger.

Who would have thought that the mandrill's next sentence was even more murderous: Sorry! I don't like them!

These two female monkeys were the most beautiful ones that the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang had painstakingly selected from the monkey group, but when they came to the mandrill, they actually looked down on them.

For the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang and the two female monkeys, although they knew that they were not insulted, they were still insulted.

One was a physical insult, and the other was a mental insult!

This mandrill is so clever!

"Squeak!"

The Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang took the broom and still wanted to beat the mandrill violently.

Although there was no green hat on his head, his eyes were insulted, which made him angry and he had to vent it.

The two female monkeys also picked up and waved their fists to beat the mandrill.

For a woman who feels that she is very excellent, beautiful, and has a good figure, if you lie in bed with her and do nothing, it is indeed a great insult to her.

Unless it is really not possible!

From the perspective of the mandrill, it is actually normal for it to look down on the two female monkeys.

You know, it is the largest monkey in the world, so it naturally feels superior and looks down on other types of monkeys.

Although there is a bit of contempt, it is normal among monkeys.

Even in human society, discrimination exists

As for the phenomenon, some are due to gender, some are due to identity, and some are due to region.

"Okay! The misunderstanding has been resolved. There is no need to make it unhappy again!"

Jiangnan hurriedly separated them and looked at the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang and said, "If you are still not satisfied, I can take it back, lock it in a small dark room, and not give it food and water for a day and a night to teach it a lesson."

Hearing this, the mandrill immediately showed a pitiful expression and knelt on the ground, almost kowtowed to Jiangnan.

Who would have thought that Jiangnan remained calm and serious.

The mandrill had just arrived and thought he was superior. He wanted to see who was the most powerful on the island, so he launched provocations one after another. This was normal, but what he did was indeed excessive and must be punished.

Otherwise, he really couldn't tell the difference between the big and small kings!

Jiangnan's approach was recognized by the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang, who immediately applauded.

Especially after seeing the mandrill's miserable expression, he laughed even happier.

It was already nine o'clock in the evening, and Jiangnan should go back. Before taking the mandrill back, he whispered something in the ear of the black monkey king Baicao Shuang.

This aroused the curiosity of the audience in the live broadcast room, and they asked one after another.

But Jiangnan just kept silent, just two words: secret!

On the way back, the mandrill kept his face drooping, and he walked slowly.

Jiangnan smiled and said, "Come on, open and close your eyes, and you will come out of the small dark room."

"Before that, let's give you a name first."

Hearing that he was going to be named, the mandrill finally cheered up and walked up quickly, with a look of expectation on his face.

It was time for the familiar naming session again, and the audience in the live broadcast room began to express their opinions.

"The island owner shouldn't have any requirements this time, so you can call him whatever you want."

"Wukong! He must be called Wukong!"

"I think he should be called Zhizunbao!"

"He must be called Sangun! Anyone who plays King of Glory should understand!"

"It should be called Critical Hit!"

"Bah! He should be called Primary School Student!"

"You are all weak, I think he should be called Monkey Selling Movies!"

"Why not Monkey Apologize?"

"Teacher Zhang: Why do I hear someone scolding me? You should apologize to the people of the whole country for your behavior!"

The audience was getting more and more outrageous.

Jiangnan rolled his eyes, decided on his own, and said: "Just call him the Great Sage!"