Live: My Ocean Ranch

The more you look at the picture, the more you will see.

When Jiang·Baidu Encyclopedia·Nan came online, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately spoke enthusiastically, one more active than the other.

It's like when facing Wang Duoyu, you have to say, "Mr. Wang, I have a dream."

When facing Jiangnan, it's "Island owner, I have a question."

This question is too simple, Jiangnan doesn't even need to speak, the audience in the live broadcast room has already given the answer, and each one is more exciting than the other.

"Stop! Stop it, stop it!"

"Chu Yuxuan! Come out!"

"Overpass! Maybach!"

"Yiping! I want money!"

"Late at night, I have a fever, mom, those who understand will understand!"

"Outside the curtain, the sound of the pipa is heard, and the big and small pearls fall on the jade plate."

"Under the hazy city, the ground is full of fragments of reflections."

"The white lotus was beaten to pieces, the dripping sound of the eaves always makes people feel noisy, and the lake surface becomes easy to calm down."

"I'm used to hearing the comings and goings of people in taxis. The silver needles of late autumn prick my bones, but I still feel very quiet, probably because there are no noisy voices."

"Hiding under the eaves of the street corners, some people are waiting for umbrellas, and some are waiting for the wind!"

"The sound hits the ground and the bluestone road, but someone is holding an umbrella, and no Jiangnan music hits him."

Some of the viewers in the live broadcast room are quite literary, while others are just there for fun.

Jiangnan closed his eyes slightly, and when he opened them again, he said, "Boss, how much is this umbrella?

Two hundred!

So expensive?

After looking up at the sky, he took out two hundred.

Sorry, it's five hundred now!"

"Hahahaha, the island owner is really talented, I am dying of laughter!"

"What a price gouging!"

"Island owner quitting the literary world back then, I was strongly opposed to it!"

"Hello, is this the Industrial and Commercial Bureau?"

"Island owner, I have a question. It is said that after Zhu Yuanzhang became emperor, he went to the temple and said to the abbot, "Do you need to kneel down?" What should the abbot say to save the lives of all the people in the temple? It is best to say less than ten words!"

Another question popped up, and it became more and more outrageous.

And the audience in the live broadcast room likes this kind of silly questions, which makes it easier to boost the atmosphere of the live broadcast room.

"Abbot: What are you talking about!"

"The guy above, you are such an ordinary little genius!"

"Abbot: What's wrong? Can't a pig's trotter bend?"

"Abbot: Kneel down quickly, Chongba kid!"

"Abbot: I've seen the future, why don't you bow?"

"Black Myth: Wukong": Who is stealing my lines? Take a stick from me!"

"Abbot: When you were begging for food, didn't you kneel down smoothly?"

"Nine Clans Candy Crush has been played to its full potential!"

"Nine Clans: Listen to me and say thank you!"

"The Abbot will definitely say: No, no, it's cold to bow to the Buddha!"

"The dead old joke suddenly attacked me!"

"I actually tried to find the real answer in the barrage, it's enough!"

"In the end What is the answer? I really want to know! "

"The Buddha of this life does not worship the Buddha of the previous life! Haven't you watched TV dramas?"

Just as the audience in the live broadcast room spoke enthusiastically, Jiangnan said calmly: "There is a song called "The Lone Brave Man". The abbot must have borrowed the lyrics at that time and said the line "I love you without kneeling!"

"Fuck! This is all right!"

"Island owner, you are too naughty!"

"Zhu Yuanzhang: Have I ever faced despair with love?"

"The abbot and Zhu Yuanzhang held hands tightly and sang: Love you so much like me!"

"My Lord, are you acting in an Indian movie here?"

"Island owner, I have a question!"

"I have a question too!"

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room became more and more heated.

Jiangnan hurriedly said: "Everyone, take a break first, and continue later if you have any questions. I have to go to cook now. I must rest early today so that I can have a better spirit and state for wing suit flying tomorrow!"

After speaking, Jiangnan had already entered the kitchen.

Because he was too tired today, Jiangnan was not in the mood to study new dishes, so he simply made two dishes.

One cold and one hot, the cold dish is cold-mixed leeks, and the hot dish is stir-fried kidneys.

These two dishes are relatively simple to make, and there is no comparison to learn at all, so Jiangnan did not explain them specifically. After stewing the rice, he sat on the sofa in the living room and waited quietly.

At this time, the live broadcast room became more and more lively.

"Although the island owner's dishes today are simple, they are really hard!"

"They are all tonic. By the way, is the island owner weak?"

"It's my fault. It's all my fault that I'm too demanding every night, which makes my husband weak!"

"The person above, you need to give up! Give up! Give up!!!"

"If this were accompanied by roasted oysters, stewed chicken with chestnuts, soaked wolfberries, stewed pig's feet, and black bean porridge, it would be amazing!"

"To be honest, I've eaten all of the things the person above mentioned, and we ate them together. I ate them last month, and I'm still eating now."

"Fuck, is there really no one you know online?"

"Actually, I've eaten them together, and we went swimming in the sea after eating." , at that time, the Dragon King thought it was Sun Wukong who came. ”

“Then I have eaten it too, when I was passing the subway,”

“I have eaten it too,”

“I am a little weaker than you, I just accidentally turned over when I was sleeping at night,”

“Is it really that effective? No, I must let my husband eat it, ahem, no, I mean I have a girlfriend who wants her husband to eat it.”

“What a fabrication!”

The audience in the live broadcast room turned into joke tellers one by one, even more so than the founder Fei Yuqing.

This is no longer driving, but racing.

No!

Speeding!

This is the real speed and passion!

“Today’s live broadcast ends here. After dinner, I will go to find Zhou Gong’s daughter in my dream. Everyone, please come early tomorrow.”

Jiangnan used his usual routine to quickly end the broadcast.

If the audience in the live broadcast room continued to talk like this, the super administrator would definitely focus on this place.

As soon as the broadcast ended, WeChat rang.

Jiangnan took a look and couldn't help but sigh: "Yes! The super manager is really here!"

The person who came was Yu Ning!

Yu Ning: "Hello, island owner, after so many days of calm, have you considered signing a contract with us?"

Jiangnan didn't reply, because the rice was cooked, he hurried to get a bowl.

At this time, Yu Ning, who had been waiting for Jiangnan's reply, sent another message: "Island owner, I have set off for the Great Barrier Reef, you must treat me well!"

Yu Ning?

Come to the Great Barrier Reef?

What's going on?

Jiangnan frowned, how could he have the mood to eat, and hurriedly called Yu Ning's video and asked: "Why did you come to the Great Barrier Reef?"