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The little shark opened his mouth wide and swallowed it.

"Wow!"

The little shark had already opened his mouth and swallowed it in one gulp.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for feeding the little shark a piece of fresh meat, intimacy +20!"

Sure enough!

As long as you feed the food rewarded by the system, you will be rewarded with intimacy 100%.

After eating the fresh meat, the little shark took the initiative to swim in front of Jiangnan, rubbed Jiangnan's right hand with his head, and signaled Jiangnan to touch him.

This is obviously a spoiled child!

I don't know why Jiangnan always feels that the little shark is particularly close to him today. In addition to feeding the fresh meat rewarded by the system, there must be other reasons.

After stroking the little shark for a while, Jiangnan took all the preparations and prepared to set off.

Before leaving, Jiangnan came to the big porcelain jar in the corner.

This wing suit flight is indeed dangerous. Jiangnan had only played high-altitude diving before, and had never done wing suit flight, so he had to pray before setting off.

Jiangnan is not superstitious, but just wants to have a good start.

Just like before the start of the filming of a show in the entertainment industry, no matter how much investment the show has, they have to pray to the pig head, count the good days, and hold a start ceremony.

Jiangnan took a piece of bread crumbs left over from breakfast and threw it into the big porcelain jar.

Whoosh!

Sensing the food, the golden koi swung its body and floated to the surface, opened its mouth, and swallowed the bread crumbs in one bite.

"Please bless me to have a smooth and safe wing suit flight this time!"

Jiangnan put his hands together and prayed devoutly.

However...

The next second, just as the voice fell, a hilarious scene appeared.

The golden koi seemed to understand, opened its mouth again, and actually spit out the bread crumbs.

"Fuck!"

Jiangnan was stunned and swore directly.

In the live broadcast room, the audience had already gone crazy with laughter.

"Golden Koi: You want to make a wish after giving me a piece of bread? Are you sending away beggars? Pah!"

"Golden Koi: Make a wish and find a turtle in the wishing pool!"

"Golden Koi: With just this little bit of bread, it's hard for me to help you! Give! More! Money!"

"Golden Koi: Look, after eating a little bit of his bread, you start to order fish around!"

"The guy upstairs, you are Lin Daiyu, why do you smell like Lin Daiyu!"

"Hahahaha, this is a principled fish, and will never take on anything that cannot be done!"

"These days, even fish know not to eat bread with additives."

"It's all about technology and tough stuff. You're harming me, not making a wish!"

"It's over, it's over. I made a wish to this golden koi before that I would be single this year, but I don't know if it will come true."

"Don't worry, I'm the best at calculating marriages. You still need five years..."

"Do you mean I'll have a partner in five years?"

"No! After five years, you'll get used to not having a partner, and then you'll live alone!"

"Fuck you!"

Looking at Jiangnan again, he was already anxious and frowned, saying, "Do you want to eat?"

The golden koi understood again.

Bang!

He shook his head vigorously, causing water to splash everywhere.

"Fuck you! This is too rebellious!"

Jiangnan wanted to cry but had no tears. Suddenly he thought of something and turned back to the kitchen. He used a kitchen knife to cut a piece of fresh meat rewarded by the system and chopped it into minced meat.

A few seconds later, he returned to the big porcelain jar.

He threw the minced meat into the water and said expectantly, "You should eat it this time, right?"

This time, the golden koi not only didn't eat it, but also went to the bottom of the water.

"Oh, my temper!"

Jiangnan was furious and returned to the kitchen again.

When he came back again, he was no longer holding an iron pan.

"I just had two slices of bread for breakfast. I'm not full, so why not fry the fish."

Jiangnan smiled "harmless" and pretended to grab the fish and put it into the pot.

Splash!

The golden koi once again emerged from the water.

Faster and more violent than before.

Then, he opened his mouth wide and began to eat the minced meat.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for feeding the golden koi with fresh meat, and the intimacy value is rewarded +10!"

Hearing the system prompt, Jiangnan finally smiled happily, staring at the golden koi and said: "I still like your rebellious look just now!"

"Wang Duoyu: All you said are my words!"

"Island owner: Whoever says this thing gets it!"

"Good guys, you are performing a skit across the distance!"

"The segment between the island owner and the golden koi is good. I declare that I will not watch this year's Spring Festival Gala without them."

"

The current Spring Festival Gala is really unbearable to watch, it's all about making dumplings!"

Jiangnan looked at the scrolling barrage and was amused, saying: "When it comes to the Spring Festival Gala, everyone must think of Uncle Benshan. When it comes to Uncle Benshan, I think of a joke."

"Someone once said that if Uncle Benshan had been on the Spring Festival Gala in recent years, his previous work "Selling Crutch" would definitely not pass the review unless it was changed to this."

"At the last critical moment, Teacher Gao Xiumin suddenly became righteous and said in a high-spirited tone: Old man, we are just honest farmers. How can we fool others after just a few days of good life? Do we still have a conscience? This crutch is crooked, but our hearts cannot be crooked!"

"Then, everyone in the audience was silent for two seconds, and then applause broke out.

Then, lyrical music sounded.

Uncle Benshan suddenly realized, and his voice began to tremble as he said: My dear, you are right. Tell me, my leg disease has been cured in the past two years, but why is my heart still sick? I have decided that I will not use this crutch to fool people anymore. I will give it to people who really need it during the New Year.

Teacher Fan Wei held Uncle Benshan's hand: Brother, I won't say anything. I understand everything. You are a good person. I want this crutch. It happens that I have an old mother who needs it at home.

Finally, after a shove, the three of them walked hand in hand to the center of the stage. Teacher Fan Wei began to say: Brother!

Uncle Benshan answered with one word: Hey!

Teacher Fan Wei shouted: Sister-in-law!

Teacher Gao Xiumin also answered with one word: Hey!

Then, Teacher Fan Wei said: We are not acquainted until we fight. Today is New Year's Eve. Why don't we go to my house to make dumplings and smash dumplings together?

Finally, the three of them took a step forward and said in unison: "Let's wish everyone a happy new year~"

"Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter!"

"The visual is so strong that I can dig out a courtyard with my toes!"

"This joke is really amazing, and it's so damn real!"

"Island owner, I won't say anything. You are the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala tonight!"

"Li Yunlong: You are such a talent!"

"Island owner, don't make me laugh. I have my period and I almost had a bloody collapse!"

"Isn't that just right for making blood tofu?"

"The guy upstairs, you are more talented than the island owner!"

Amidst the laughter and joy, Jiangnan finally set off.

However, after thinking it over again and again, he came to the pool, picked up the little shark, and prepared to take it away.