Live Tomb Robber: Crazy! Do You Still Say That You Are A Cartoonist?

It can only be seen from a certain angle.

Sister Baoer murmured: "It turns out that he knew that the big snake was locked, and he could see the length of the chain and the distance that the big snake could attack!"

The little Taoist felt that this kind of thing was a little dreamy:

"The chain is so thin and transparent, how did he find it so far away? Even if he did, how did he grasp the distance so accurately?!"

Mingbo said loudly: "Mr. Chen is too powerful! I knew that if this snake was handed over to Mr. Chen, it wouldn't be hardened!"

Everyone gave Ming Po a big eye.

Why are you embarrassed to say such a thing? !

At that time, you definitely wanted to use Chen to delay the transformation of the snake, and you wanted to buy yourself time to escape!

Tunguska knew that everyone had resentment towards them, ~ quickly explained:

"We believe that Mr. Chen will defeat the snake, so we want to attract the snake to avoid the big guy from walking tired!"

In the live broadcast room.

The domestic audiences were all made up and happy by Tunguska.

"Open your eyes and tell a nonsense level ten! I'm afraid that Mr. Chen will be tired from walking, so I attracted the snake to come! !"

"I was drinking water, but when I heard these words, I almost choked to death!"

"Awesome! I took it! I really took it! I didn't try hard to convince you when I took the wall!"

"Really in response to that sentence, people are shameless and invincible in the world!"

"It's a good name for Tungusto, because there is a tumor on his neck!"

The foreign audience vomited:

"When we are blind! As soon as the snake wakes up, you don't run in so many places, so you just look for Chen, don't you just want to let the snake and Chen fight to death!?"

"The skill of opening your eyes and telling lies is really amazing!"

"I'm throwing up! This kind of person is in the same country as me! What a shame!"

Chen ignored the careful thoughts of Tungusto and Mingbo.

They don't deserve to be concerned.

The snake looked at Chen with red eyes, and kept roaring, his blood basin opened and closed, trying to kill Chen.

It's a pity that it's a bit short.

Chen kicked the snake's head away!

With the stone pillar as the center and the chain as the radius, the snake started to move in centrifugal motion!

It took more than a dozen full turns before it stopped!

It is naturally a bit difficult for the huge body of the snake to perform such high-intensity movements. The whole head is shaking, and it seems to be fainting!

The head of the snake is five big from Chen, but at this moment, there is no momentum in front of Chen, but rather funny!

Chen calmly took out the magic sword, and cut a large piece of meat on the tail of the snake!

The snake suddenly woke up with pain, and opened his mouth to kill this human who dared to cut its flesh!

But Chen's true dragon bloodline broke out, and the terrifying dragon might pressed down, and directly paralyzed the snake to the ground, and he didn't dare to move!

The tawny vertical pupils are full of fear and despair!

This humanoid life in front of you actually possesses the majesty of a real dragon? ? ? ?

When Professor Ding and others saw this scene, they were so surprised that their jaws almost fell off!

Kick a hundred tons of the snake into the air and spin it more than a dozen times without saying, you still have to cut its flesh!

That's all!

After the snake was cut, he was still lying motionless on the ground, as if he wanted Chen to continue cutting!

Is this a masochistic tendency?!

It was also exploded in the live broadcast room.

The domestic audience is calling for the insider!

"I have been a chef for twenty-seven years. I found that Mr. Chen's way of cutting meat is very professional, and it is very similar to the way that Pao Ding's cattle is broken, so I have reason to suspect that Mr. Chen is a hidden master of knife skills!"

"I want to worship Chen as a teacher!"

"Is this still a cartoonist? Isn't it a perverted gourmet?!"

"I suddenly felt a little sympathy for these monsters, and all the good ones went into the stomach of Mr. Chen!"

"The monster is terrible!"

"About the cartoonist I am after is the all-rounder!"

"According to my 30 years of experience as a gourmet, the meat of this snake is extremely tender and suitable for soup!"

"Of course, making sashimi is also good!"

"The people upstairs are not afraid of eating parasites?!"

"So bring a special microscope when slicing!"

"The feeling upstairs is still a local tyrant! Sure enough, the foodies are rich people!"

While cutting the meat, Chen explained to the audience:

"This snake is almost starved to death because it has been locked here for a long time, so it's not good in terms of physical strength."

"Now, when it is weak, let's get the meat quickly!"

"Generally speaking, the most delicious meat of the snake is in the tail!"

Chen gently cut a large piece of white and translucent flesh with the Devil's Sword and held it up for the audience to see.

"Snake does not eat for a long time, and all the stored fat is consumed. It can only maintain activity by inhaling dark energy and dark matter, so the meat will be particularly smooth and delicious, and full of elasticity!"

"Its protein is a hundred times that of milk! The medicinal value is a thousand times that of ginseng antler!"

"In addition to soup and barbecue, this kind of snake meat can be used with medicinal wine!"

"It has the effect of prolonging one's life! It can also treat a variety of hidden diseases!"

As Chen explained, he cut the meat into thin slices and put it into the five-spice stew pot.

The gorgeous flame ignited, and the aroma instantly filled the valley!

He brought the water ready to go.

The fire is the firewood he picked up specially before.

As for where to put the seasoning.

Sister Baoer had been searching for a long time, but she didn't see where Chen had a bag specializing in seasoning, so she didn't dare to ask anyway.

Everyone swallowed constantly when they saw what was in Chen's pot!

The snow-white jade snake meat gradually became plump, and the appealing color and fragrance touched the roots!

"Guru!"

Everyone's gluttons were hooked out by Chen.

Sister Baoer asked curiously while watching Chen cooking:

"Chen Xiansen, how did Li see the attack range of the Thieving Snake?"

Chen calmly said:

"As a cartoonist, I have shown a talent for drawing since I was a child!"

"Especially the thief drawn by a compass! Isn't it a reasonable thing to see the attack distance of the snake at a glance?!"

Sister Baoer choked silently.

How many six things can there be with compasses?

You don’t need compasses to be awesome!

Wait, what does this have to do with compasses? !

In the live broadcast room.

The domestic audience laughed.

"Since I was a child, I have a talent for painting. Mr. Chen really dare to say it!"

"It feels like the last thing Chen doesn't know is painting, so let's switch to being a gourmet as soon as possible!"

"That is, if Chen is a gourmet, I can take a shower with saliva!"

"Lastly like a cartoonist's tomb thief!"

The foreign audience believes it!

"My foreign teacher also has this ability! You can draw a circle of any radius without using a compass!"

"It turned out to be so, I learned it too! Find a cobra and try it now!"

"Wait, remember to tighten the chain upstairs a little bit, or else the experiment won't produce results!"

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"It turns out that I learned it by using compasses, understand! I'm going to use compasses to practice this technique!"

"Daxia Kingdom's kung fu is really amazing, I also want to practice with compasses! When my kung fu is successful, it will be the day I leave the customs!"

Domestic audience: "..."

Do you really believe it? !

That's it, ghosts won't believe it, okay!

Should I say you guys are cheating, or should I say you guys are fun? !

Take a snake to practice, try to die!

Professor Ding and others can only smile.

I believe in your evil!

Chen saw that everyone looked at him disbelievingly, and quickly blocked everyone's mouth with snake meat.

"This snake meat will be ready soon! The snake is very big and has a lot of meat. Come and try it!"

When everyone heard it, they wiped their saliva and sat down obediently with their bowls in their hands.

And Mingbo, Tungusic and others wanted to eat too, but even if they were as thick as them, they couldn't be embarrassed to go over!

Just after pitting Chen, he brazenly asks for food, and he will be drowned with saliva!

They can only do the same with the audience, wiping their saliva and watching Chen with a grimace in their feast!

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They are even more tortured than the audience!

Because the audience can't smell it!

The excitement is much smaller than them!

Black Rock said sourly:

"This snake meat must be stinky! I smelled the snake especially stinky before!"

Both Mingbo and Tunguska nodded silently, deceiving themselves that the scent they smell was an illusion.

Ming Po touched his shriveled belly and smiled bitterly:

"Let's get something to eat too!"

Because they didn't bring pots and pans and all kinds of seasonings like Chen, naturally they could only eat military cans!

The dry taste is torturing!

What's more, there is the sound of Chen and the others drinking soup and eating meat, it is simply torment!

Ming Po couldn't help it anymore, walked up to Chen, licked his face and said:

"Mr. Chen, your meat is so fragrant, can you give me a taste?"

Chen clamped the remaining meat with his chopsticks and chewed slowly.

The little Taoist smiled wickedly, and scooped the last bit of soup away!

After Chen finished eating the snake meat, under Ming Po's awkward gaze, he apologized:

"I'm really sorry, I have finished eating! Next time remember to come earlier!"

Ming Ao looked at the tail of the snake, there was still a large piece of meat to cut!

He wanted to cut off a piece by himself and leaned in the direction of the snake.

Suddenly, Mingbo felt a little cold in the surrounding air.

It seems to have dropped a lot?

"Ming Po, look up!"

Behind him came the shouts of his teammates, Ming Po hurriedly raised his head, and immediately faced the cold vertical pupil of the snake!

Contains extreme coldness and evil, making Ming Amber's soul seem to be frozen!

"Huh!"

There was a gloomy light on Ming Amber, struggling to resist the spiritual attack of the snake.

He staggered back and almost fell to the ground.

"Huh~hu~"

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