Living Leisurely in Tang Dynasty

His Majesty Li Yuanying had listened a lot to Li Yuanying's idiotic remarks, and knew that Li Yuanying dared to come to him and talk about these bad things. His Majesty Li Er said: "How do I remember that you said that you have to be a baby when you give birth to a daughter, and that you have to throw it out for your own future when you give birth to a son. Why do you now say that you want to give birth to a son to help you?"

Li Yuanying said: "Earning future returns to earning future. Yeye was bullied, and his son can't help Yeye out. What else would he do if he gave birth to them?"

His Majesty Li Er said: "I only heard that parents give their children their heads, but I have never heard of their children giving their parents their heads."

Li Yuanying said: "No, I have been giving my mother a head since I was a child. Whoever bullies my mother, I will beat him up, if my fist can't match, I will bite him!" Li Yuanying was quite proud, "When I was young, I taught me My mother is literate, and parents are not born to be good at everything and everything is good. Of course children who are responsible can help their parents!"

His Majesty Li Er glanced at Li Yuanying, and gave Liu Baolin, the widow of the emperor who had no sense of existence, a high glance. Being able to get used to such a lawless little demon king is not so weak on the surface, but he also knows how to guide his son to learn.

His Majesty Li Er said the facts mercilessly: "It's all so big, don't you see that your mother is coaxing you to study more?"

Li Yuanying was dumbfounded.

He sat next to His Majesty Li Er and thought for a while, and felt that what his emperor brother said was the truth. He really told his mother to coax him when he was a child.

Li Yuanying figured it out, and said with a sigh, "Brother Huang, tell me what you do. I have always been proud of this!"

His Majesty Li Er said in his heart that he just couldn't see your silly look. Of course, Majesty Li Er came up with another set of rhetoric: "If I don't say it, don't you always fail to see your mother's painstaking efforts? Pity the parents of the world!"

Li Yuanying said, "That makes sense for you to say that." He was originally taken aback by Wei Zheng and the others, and ran straight to sue Li Er. Now that the case is over, Li Er didn't seem to scold Wei Zheng with him. In the meantime, he ran back to his residence and pretended to be ingenious with Liu Baolin.

On the second day when Wei Zheng was on duty, His Majesty Li Er mentioned Li Yuanying's complaint and asked Wei Zheng how to frighten Li Yuanying so much.

It is rare that when I find Wei Zheng's fault on my own, His Majesty Li Er asks quite happily.

When Wei Zheng heard it, his face turned black.

Yesterday Li Yuanying ran in unruly and yelled something that would make people misunderstand him. Can his father stare at him? Does Renqin's uncle think he's an insensitive dude? Not to mention that Wei Yin added extra energy and said that Li Yuanying was mad at the Imperial College and could walk sideways. Fang Jun and Du He had a bit of trouble with him. They were all packaged by His Majesty Li Er to go to Tubo after the Mid-Autumn Festival!

Listen, isn't this a lawless little demon king?

Wei Zheng's sending her granddaughter to the Imperial College has provoked a lot of criticism, and his son and daughter-in-law also made a lot of criticism about it.

Is there such a thing as Li Yuanying? You said that you have no ghost in your heart. What is going on when you come, turn your head and run away?

Forget it if you ran away, and ran to the wicked to sue first!

Wei Zheng replied stiffly: "The humble house is simple and humble, and the noble person like King Teng is not used to it, so he just walked in and turned around and left. I thought it was wrong for the minister to come. The minister did not inquire about the arrival of King Teng in advance, so he came in person. Meeting him at the door made His Royal Highness Teng feel neglected!"

His Majesty Li Er was blocked by Wei Zheng, so he naturally knew that Li Yuanying was complaining. His expression remained unchanged, and he comforted Wei Zheng a few words, saying that he would definitely educate Li Yuanying.

It's almost the end of the year, and all the people above and below are paying attention to the word "harmony", but Wei Zheng did not catch His Majesty Li Er and Li Yuanying. Wei Zheng didn't bother to take care of the mess of the two brothers. As long as there was no big problem with the government, he decided to close one eye.

Wei Zhengyan died, but the court was uneasy.

At the end of this year, there was a lot of trouble. First, there was a problem in Goryeo. There was a power official in Goryeo called Gai Suwen. King Goryeo and his confidant combined to kill him. As a result, the confidentiality work was not in place. Gai Suwen knew in advance, and he led people directly to the King of Goryeo to cut him off and support another person. king.

Goryeo is a kind of tribute attached to the Tang Dynasty. Now the king of Goryeo has been cut into pieces by others. The method is extremely cruel. The courtiers could not bear it. Soon someone put forward to conquer Goryeo and punish that Gai Suwen. justice!

Your Majesty Lee Er would like to enlist in Goryeo? His Majesty Li Er also thought about it. After all, the country's lord of the attached country wanted Datang to issue a certificate of the country. This way of writing Suwen obviously didn't take Datang in his eyes. If he wanted to change people, he would change people.

However, there is no money now, and I can't fight a battle that consumes too much money. Don’t you see that the national power of the Sui Dynasty was several times that of the current Datang, but the Sanzheng Goryeo still dragged it down! Now that I have just left for Tubo, the situation in the west is still unclear, and it is not suitable for rushing eastward!

His Majesty Li Er could only say that "Although I really want to kill the rebels, it is not ethical for people to suddenly kill them during the national funeral."

His Majesty Li Er's heart was not quite smooth after holding back this battle. As a result, the things that made him even more upset are still to come. Someone reported that Dang Renhong had embezzled millions in Guangzhou and should be executed.

This party Renhong was a hero who defected to the Supreme Emperor during the Taiyuan War and had an excellent friendship with His Majesty Li Er. His Majesty Li Er has watched Qin Qiong and these people die and grow old one by one over the years, and his heart has become harder and harder. Renhong committed this matter according to the law, but he was reluctant to personally order the people to be cut off.

When Dali Temple gave five consecutive folds and asked His Majesty Li Er to deal with Dang Renhong, Li Er summoned a hundred officials and publicly stated that he was going to the southern suburbs to plead guilty to God, in order to forgive Dang Renhong's death penalty once for favoritism.

His Majesty Li Er was also a stubborn temper. Ten cows couldn't hold back his energy. Fang Xuanling and others couldn't persuade him to persuade him. They asked people to prepare on the spot and decided to go to the southern suburbs to make a plea to heaven.

Baiguan couldn't help but knelt in front of the court early the next morning and blocked the road. If you really want your Majesty Li Er to do this, then I really don't know how to say it. How can a monarch ran to apologize to heaven in order to protect a courtier?

Baiguan knelt from morning to night, knelt and fainted several times.

His Majesty Li Er softened, and sighed that he would not go to the southern suburbs, so that everyone would go and rest.

Li Yuanying was practicing calligraphy in the small study at night, listening to the people underneath talking about the movement in front of her, listening with gusto. So many people knelt together all day, but it was really tossing people, fortunately many veterans with bad physiques were resting at home, and they didn't kneel for good or bad.

Li Yuanying is not too busy watching the crowd, so she asked someone to prepare some bruises and Yao Minger sent it to the ministers she recognized, like Lao Wei, Lao Kong, these people usually treat him so well, this time I suffered. Sin, he must not express it?

After Li Yuanying gave his instructions, he thought of that Dang Renhong who had embezzled millions. Isn't it just one million? Why do you want to stretch this hand? Can't you make it by yourself? It's all right now, if you say you can't live, you have to lose it!

The author has something to say:

Little Prince: Isn't it one million? Why should we embezzle? Can't make money, so stupid!

Regarding Ouyangxun, there are gossips that Ouyangxun and Changsun Wuji once mocked each other before Li Erbi. Changsun Wuji wrote a poem saying that Ouyangxun was thin and small like a monkey; Ouyangxun wrote a poem saying that Changsun Wuji was full of belly The fat intestine must have supported the crotch, isn't the belly cold?

At that time, someone wrote a novel for Hei Ouyang Xun, called "Jiang Zongbai Ape Biography", to the effect that a beautiful woman was taken abducted by a white ape who specializes in adultery for a long time and gave birth to an ugly son who is as ugly as a monkey. This ugly son, whose surname is Ouyang, is good at calligraphy and was adopted by a man named President Jiang...

The literati are in the dark, they really have no morals at all!