Liyue Fengxiangren of the original god

"May I ask why?"

Gu Sanqiu looked at Zhongli thoughtfully, from the pictures on the faces of Keqing and Hutao, it could be seen that this person was either out of luck, or simply cheated.

Ke Qing's eyes also looked over, obviously hoping that Gu Sanqiu would help them remove the things on their faces.

What a shame!

"Just now, the bet made by the hall master is that if you lose, the graffiti on your face needs to be kept for one day, no more, no less."

Zhongli said in a flat tone: "Accepting the bet means the contract is established, and keeping the graffiti on the face is naturally part of the contract."

"As the people of Liyue, we must respect the sanctity of the contract, and establish the creed of respecting the contract from small things."

Zhongli's eyes turned to Gu Sanqiu: "As the lineage of Fengxiang that has been passed down since ancient times, I believe Mr. Gu, you should also have some understanding of this."

"Sanqiu, don't listen to this stubborn old man."

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Hu Tao said angrily: "Help me get this painting, the contract is graffiti, not this kind of ink painting, it doesn't count!"

Gu Sanqiu glanced at the "unreasonable" Hu Tao, and then at Zhong Li who was staring at him, feeling that his cold sweat was almost condensed into water.

I believe that as the successor of Fengxiang, I will definitely have some insights?

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This is no comprehension, this is clearly a threat, okay?

If I don't agree, it will be a heavenly law that will last forever and send me to Wuwangpo, right?

"Well, I think what Mr. Zhongli said seems to be."

"Three autumn~"

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Hu Tao held her cheeks and dangled in front of Gu Sanqiu: "Keqing and I are so cute, surely you won't let us go out with such graffiti, right?"

When he realized that another pair of eyes were also looking at him, Gu Sanqiu's cold sweat began to rage behind him again.

He didn't notice this problem just now, but now when Ke Qing looked at him, he realized the seriousness of the matter.

Are you willing to walk out with two girls who are familiar with you wearing such a painting?

Or, do you want to fight against the secret threat of the rock king and emperor without knowing your life or death?

This uncle's is clearly a proposition!

Gu Sanqiu inexplicably remembered the question on the Internet back then, when his girlfriend and mother fell into the water at the same time, who are you going to save first.

When the law has not made clear instructions on this issue, people in the past seem to refute their girlfriends with one sentence.

If your dad and I were arrested when we went to the National Health Service, and the police stipulated that only one person could be released on bail, how would you choose?

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Gan! Why do my thoughts still diverge to these strange places now!

and many more!

Gu Sanqiu's eyes lit up, and then he lightly pointed at the center of Hu Tao's eyebrows, moving the other's cute little head away, and looked directly at Zhongli with his eyes.

"Mr. Zhongli's words are very reasonable. As a Liyue people, obeying the sanctity of the contract is a very important choice."

The faces of Hu Tao and Ke Qing drooped suddenly, the former even took out the goma stick and gestured at Gu Sanqiu's back, as if looking for that place to strike.

"Well, it makes sense."

Zhongli nodded: "Then, it's time for us to."

"but."

Gu Sanqiu continued with a smile: "As we all know, contracts are flexible, or in other words, there will be room for both parties to refer to."

"When you were betting just now, you probably didn't need to reserve a specific day."

Gu Sanqiu pointed to the moon outside and said with a smile: "Since this is the case, then they can also understand that the retention time for graffiti on their faces is today, am I right?"

"Um"

Zhong Li put his chin on his right hand and began to think carefully.

"In terms of general rationality, it seems that such behavior cannot be called 'flexibility' in the contract, it is just a word game."

"However, I haven't perfected the regulations in the contract. This also has my shortcomings. It really needs reflection."

Zhongli nodded: "That makes sense, so I have no objection to ending the bet in this way."

"Long live Sanqiu!"

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Hu Tao jumped up happily, and Ke Qing on the side also showed a look of relief, if she went to work in Yuehai Pavilion with such a face tomorrow, she would definitely be so ashamed and angry that she wanted to draw her sword and commit suicide!

"Sanqiu Sanqiu, come and hug me!"

Gu Sanqiu was expressionless, one big hand held down Hu Tao who was flying towards him, and the other hand grabbed the other's ear.

"Don't think I don't know what you did behind me just now."

"Aren't you hungry after so much trouble, come over to eat."

"This is not making a fuss, this is making some supplementary explanations on the details of the contract."

Gu Sanqiu glanced at Keqing in shock, he didn't expect that you would sometimes tell jokes.

But please pick your time, hello!

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Don't repeatedly sprinkle salt on the old man's scar, we are really afraid of death!

"Wow, let me see what delicious dishes Sanqiu cooked today."

"Stir-fried potato shreds, golden shredded shrimp balls, dry-stir-fried potato shreds, potato cakes, potato beef stew, pickled cabbage and potato fish."

Hu Tao's anticipation gradually became cold like his face, and then he looked at Gu Sanqiu expressionlessly.

"Why do I still see potato radish pancakes? Sanqiu, are you stabbing the lair of the great potato devil today? Are you planning to choke me to death by making these dishes?"

"Don't read those strange biographical novels of Mond. We don't call them the Potato Demon King here, but they call them Potatoes."

Gu Sanqiu shrugged: "It's mainly today's main course. If you haven't eaten potatoes, you may not be able to eat today's main course."

"Well, with such a sumptuous dish, do you actually say that this is just a preparation before the main course?"

Zhongli started his standard meditator posture again: "Interesting, I am more and more looking forward to what the so-called main course is."

Ke Qing has entered the sluggish mode. If it is normal, one dish is her usual main meal, and two extra dishes can be regarded as extra meals for celebration.

And now, the dishes on this big table actually told her that they were just before the main course?

We are different, different.

"Don't worry, I dare not say anything else, but the food is guaranteed to satisfy you."

Gu Sanqiu pressed Hu Tao on the seat, and Zhong Li and Ke Qing settled down in a tacit understanding.

"Come on, Mr. Zhongli, this is a good wine from my private collection, please help me taste it."

"Oh? Even people from Fengxiang's lineage need good wine that is treasured, interesting."

Gu Sanqiu smiled, and poured a full glass of Coke for Zhongli with a double galler.

"Don't look at it, you two, I can only give you drinks."

When Gu Sanqiu treated Hu Tao and Keqing, his complexion changed, and he handed a large pot of Coke to Keqing.

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There is no routine to the old man, and I actually want me to clean up the mess for you, and even have to bear the possibility of being threatened by the old man.

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