LOL: I am a bad prince in Demacia

In the afternoon, towards evening.

Since the heavy snowfall a few days ago, the weather has been quite sunny and sunny recently.

The two girls, Lux and Kashina, came back early from the Illuminator.

During the recent period, the workload of the Illuminators has not been very large, and there are not many things that need to be done by them.

At this time, Lu Qi was acting like an elderly man, performing Tai Chi movements in slow motion.

This is also a slow version of the body-building technique, which is very suitable for body-building and character-building.

Just like now, Lu Qi's mood is extremely calm.

The two girls did not disturb him when they came back, but found an open place and began to spar.

at dusk.

Vayne, Frey, and Shyvana are also back.

They had been training in the military camp for a day, and when they came back, they sat down to rest and chat.

Recently, Shyvana has become more and more popular among soldiers. Her character is not difficult to get along with. In recent days, as the team goes out to fight, her strength has become more and more respected.

Many soldiers would come to her to spar, and they all wanted to see this talented person fighting the enemy with bare hands.

Jarvan IV wanted her to take up arms, but Shyvana refused.

She said she trusted her hands more than weapons.

This is indeed the case. Shyvana showed great combat power with just her bare hands.

None of the warriors who came to compete with her could defeat her, and they were all convinced after the fight.

At this time, they had already accepted Shyvana wholeheartedly.

And Shyvana doesn't hate her life here. She likes the Demacian people's cheerful, humble, and righteous character, and she also likes this atmosphere of unity.

In the beginning, few people saw Shyvana smiling, but in recent days, you can often see a smile inadvertently appearing on her lips.

Shyvana, who had always been alone, seemed to be no longer alone.

After the sparring session, Lux and Kashina also began to rest.

But Lux, who couldn't sit still, soon started wandering around like a streetwalker.

After a while, they were placed next to the wall, and a few jars in a dark corner attracted attention.

"Speaking of which, what are these things you did?"

She moved closer curiously.

When she came back that day, she saw that the jars had been placed, and they had been placed there for the past few days.

It can be said that I am quite curious.

Lu Qi, who had finished his health regimen, was drinking tea leisurely. Hearing this, he looked over and said thoughtfully: "Well, it seems to be about the same."

He stood up and walked over there.

Suddenly, the other girls also looked over, with a hint of curiosity in their eyes.

Lux is not the only one who is curious about this thing.

Naturally, they also noticed it early on like her, but no one understood what Lu Qi did.

After approaching, Lu Qi glanced at Lux: "Stay away."

"Why?" Although Lux had doubts, she still took a step back obediently.

"You'll find out later."

Lucci said as he opened the lid of the jar.

Lux, who had obviously forgotten what Lu Qi had just said, couldn't help but move closer to see what was inside.

However, before she could get closer, a strange smell wafted over.

As soon as the unsuspecting Lux smelled it, she rolled her eyes and fell backwards.

Lu Qi stretched out his hand to hug her, looked at Lux's peaceful little face, and said with emotion: "Young people are in good health, so just fall asleep."

Kashina pinched her nose and couldn't help but said: "Your Highness, are you sure she is asleep?"

Why do you feel like you've been passed out?

Ever since Lu Qi opened the lid, a strange and smelly smell began to permeate the air. It was a bit like rotten eggs that had been left out for a long time, a bit like sweaty feet that hadn't been washed in three months, and even like the smelly ditch after the rain. It also has a bit of a bitter Chinese medicinal taste.

Lu Qi closed the lid, put his fingers under Lux's nose, and then started to exert force.

Soon, Lux groaned and woke up from the pain.

The first thing he did after waking up was to hold his nose and look at Lu Qi in confusion: "Why did you put a bunch of swill at home?"

"This is not called swill, this is called enhanced volatile agent."

Lu Qi smiled faintly.

"What are you doing doing this for?" Lux didn't understand, but came out of Lucci's arms with a look of disgust, and then retreated to the other girls.

The lid was only opened for a while, but a lot of the smell inside was already released.

Every girl frowned slightly and stayed away.

Lu Qi replied: "Of course it's for our good neighbors."

The green-yellow flower I bought at the market last time is called 'Lu Qi' in Runeterra.

It is considered a kind of medicinal material. It tastes bitter and sour, but the important thing is that it has the effect of being easy to volatilize and solidify.

It is first steamed and roasted at high temperature to remove the moisture inside, and finally crushed and frozen in a low temperature environment.

Take it out and grind it into powder, add appropriate amount of charcoal powder and methanol and stir it. After cooling for half an hour, you can have an effect similar to phenol sulfonic acid (curing agent).

The purpose is also to neutralize the other materials, which Catalina thinks are poison materials.

Wild fruits with a sour taste and a little toxin, stone powder, white ash, seasonings, whatever the problem.

In the presence of a curing agent and stored in a closed space, these things will gradually neutralize.

The purpose of Lucci is to let it ferment and become as smelly as a month-old egg, but the most important thing is its volatile effect.

After all, the real main ingredients haven’t been added yet.

This will be a gift to his next door neighbor.

The girls seemed to understand, and Lux ​​asked, "So what are you going to do next?"

"Isn't this simple? The weather has been so good these past few days, I think it's time for some rain."

Lu Qi took a step forward, opened a warehouse door, and soon walked out with a large and wide wooden tool.

"What's this?"

Lux couldn't help but ask.

"I call it a rainmaker."

Lu Qi gave a brief introduction.

This rainfall device is about 1.5 meters tall, which is almost as tall as a person. The most important thing is that it is very big. It is wide enough for two or three people to hug it.

At the bottom is a very thick silver tube, with a round showerhead at the front.

On both sides, there are two gear-like switches.

Lu Qi first found water and poured it all into the rainfall device. He moved it to a higher place with some effort and then tried it. There was no leakage.

Immediately, he fixed the front shower head and turned the switch on the right. Suddenly, tiny water droplets began to spit out from the shower head continuously.

Lux understood and suddenly said: "Are you going to put the contents of the jar in here and then sprinkle it next door?"

"This is definitely not enough. There are still aniseed ingredients that haven't been added."

Lu Qi tried the effect and confirmed that there was no problem.

At this moment, for some reason, the girls immediately thought of what he was talking about.

His face couldn't help but become weird, and he was a little cold.

"No way," Lux hesitated.

"There are so many nutrients in the hill city, we must make use of them. It is just right to nourish our good neighbors."

Lu Qi showed a harmless smile.

Girls always find this smile a bit dazzling.

ten minutes later.

Lu Qi brought his things to the Dragon Bird Playground and found Xisilia.

"Your Highness, what's the matter?"

Xisilia asked looking at Lu Qi.

"There is a task for you, and only you can do it."

Lu Qi immediately began to explain briefly.

Demacia has an advantage that Noxus does not have, and that is anti-air power. Although the advantage in this aspect is only a little, it is still an advantage after all.

Silver-winged dragonfowl, powerful creatures that can fly at high altitudes, only live in the west of Valoran, and only the Demacians have mastered the method of coexisting with them and domesticating them.

When it comes to flying and powerful monsters, Noxus doesn't have them.

But the problem is that those monsters are either difficult to tame, have bad tempers and cannot be tamed, or are so rare that they cannot be used in large-scale battles.

Even if there were, it would not be a match for the Silver Winged Dragon in aerial combat.

This shows the preciousness of silver-winged dragon birds.

However, even in Demacia, the number of Silver Winged Dragons has always been in a constant state, never too many or too few.

Demacia tried to think of a way to speed up the reproduction of Silver Winged Dragons, but found that this was counterproductive and stopped doing so.

Therefore, Demacia has aerial combat power, but it is not too strong.

Otherwise, if there are thousands of dragons and birds to assist in the battle, it will not be difficult to take down the Gate of Sorrow.

Now, Lu Qi wants to make effective use of this power.

After he finished speaking, Xisilia nodded with a strange look on her face: "I probably understand. Your Highness means that you want to send some benefits to the Gate of Sorrow, right?"

Lu Qi nodded: "Yes, how many dragon and bird knights are there in Hill City?"

Xisilia immediately replied: "Including me, there are a total of forty dragon and bird knights."

"Forty is about the same."

Lu Qi thought about it and realized that he had made almost the same number of rainmakers in the past few days.

The rainfall device is actually an extra-large shower head, which is enough to simulate light rain in a medium-sized town.

"I have already told my elder brother about the matter, and he is also making preparations." Lu Qi looked at Xisilia at this time and said, "Now go and find all the other dragon and bird knights, and simply familiarize yourself with the operation. "

"yes."

Xisilia took the order and left.

Watching her leave, Lu Qi was thinking about it.

The little stuff in the jar alone is naturally not enough, but with the real main ingredients, which only need to be mixed together, stirred and stirred, it is quite enough.

What is really important is the curing and volatile agents inside, which have the functions of releasing, atomizing, and being easy to retain. The smell will not be completely dissipated in a short period of time.

It was already dark.

Gate of Sorrow.

The current situation is stable, and Noxus' main task is to guard the Gate of Sorrow. Under the stable situation, the soldiers are no longer nervous.

Now the entire city is filled with battle groups, and their combined number has almost exceeded six figures.

With such a scale of troops, the possibility of the Gate of Sorrow being breached can be said to be infinitely close to zero.

On the playground of the camp, the bonfire was burning vigorously. Yesterday, a lot of supplies were delivered from Noxus in the rear.

There was also a lot of wine, which General Patria specially came to reward the soldiers.

At this moment, the atmosphere on the playground can be said to be cheerful.

People drank, boxed, gambled, ate meat, and had a great time.

During this period, in such a relaxed state, General Patria did not strictly control the situation, but was very tolerant.

Noxus is still very high in terms of freedom.

"big big big!"

At this time, a soldier was shouting towards the front with red eyes, excited and excited.

"One, two, three, little one!" The soldier who waited for the roll of the dice opened the cover, revealing the numbers inside.

The soldier immediately hammered the table: "Damn it, you're so small again!"

"Come again!" He watched with dissatisfaction as the soldier on the other side took away the silver coins on the table and took some out of his pocket.

If he loses a few more games, this battle will be in vain, and he will have to drink from the northwest wind when he goes back.

At this moment, there was a "tick" sound, and the soldier felt his head get wet.

"It's raining?"

He couldn't help but raise his head in surprise, and another drop happened to fall on his face. He wiped it on his face, his brows couldn't help but wrinkled, and his eyes were very strange.

"Why is it brown?"

He has a habit of licking the smell of rainwater after it rains. For so long, he has known what rainwater smells like in light rain, moderate rain, heavy rain and various environments.

In winter, it does not never rain, but it rarely happens.

Moreover, this was the first time he had seen rain of this color.

With questions and curiosity, he licked the raindrops on his fingers, his expression suddenly changed, and he looked like he had eaten shit.

"I suck!"

This is not rain at all!

at the same time.

Patria's office.

He was holding a wine glass at the moment, sitting behind his desk, drinking wine leisurely. His face was red, and he had obviously drank a lot.

In a state of being tipsy.

Since leading the troops to the expedition, his mood has become even better.

First, they captured the Gate of Sorrow with lightning speed, and then there was heavy snowfall, blocking Demacia's path forward.

Now, two more princes have arrived.

As long as his performance is more outstanding this time, he might be promoted to two levels after returning.

If so, the family will be proud of him, and he will become a unique figure in Noxus.

Not to mention, he is still very young now.

Maybe, he could also sit in Darkwill's position.

Thinking of this, the corners of Patria's mouth couldn't help but curl up. Just as he was imagining a bright future, he heard a rush of footsteps outside and a shout. It was a bit far away, but he still vaguely heard it.

It was like, "General, the enemy has surrendered!"

Upon hearing this, Patria couldn't help but be startled, stopped shaking the wine glass, stood up and walked quickly towards the door.

On the way, he heard the soldier shout again.

This time he was sure he heard correctly. It was indeed "General, the enemy has surrendered!"

In the military, there are no people who would dare to make such a joke with him.

He even wondered if he had drunk too much, and a hint of joy appeared on his face.

Can such a good thing happen?

When he opened the door, he saw a panting soldier stopping at the door. There was also a strange smell coming from him, which was not very good.

Patria frowned and then relaxed her brows. Patria looked at him majestically: "Are you serious about this?"

"It's absolutely true, General, please go out and have a look!"

The soldier said eagerly.

Patria didn't understand why the soldier looked like this for such a good thing.

He walked quickly outside, and soon left the room and came outside.

As soon as he went out, a drop of rain fell and hit him on the top of his head.

"It's raining?"

Patria frowned again, and soon a few more drops of rain fell.

He stretched out his hand, and a drop fell on his hand. Looking at the brown rain, his brows frowned more and more.

Then, he began to smell a stench, like a latrine that had been blocked for ten years.

He couldn't help but raise his hand, put it to the tip of his nose and sniffed.

"Ugh~!"

He retched suddenly and almost spit out all the wine he drank. His face instantly turned from red to white, then from white to green, and then from green to black.

The state of being slightly tipsy, but also because of this smell, I woke up in an instant.

He held his breath and felt his scalp numb.

How the hell does this look like shit?

He looked around and saw that the whole city was almost like this at the moment. Many soldiers were hiding from the rain in a hurry. Some of them had already been soaked in the rain, and the stench was filling the air.

He immediately took a step back and returned indoors, his face becoming even more ashen.

At this time, the soldier caught up and reported cautiously: "General, after analysis, this rain contains extremely high feces content."

"Bang" sound.

The soldier was kicked out by Patria.

He looked at the soldier with a dark face: "I smelled it! Get out of here!"

Seeing Patria in a furious state, the soldier rolled out of the room and escaped covered in rain.

Patria angrily threw the wine glass he was holding on the ground. There was a crisp "pop" sound, and the wine in it spilled all over the floor along with the glass fragments.

He never expected that the enemy would throw this Xiang!

The rain that is falling all over the city now is definitely not a natural phenomenon.

Damn it, it looks artificial at first glance!

"General, there seems to be a group of Demacian dragon and bird knights hovering above the Gate of Sorrow. The rain in the city may be caused by this."

A deputy officer came over, found out the reason, and reported it to Patria.

Patria raised his head and looked up at the sky, clenching his fists, exposing the veins on his forehead, and his eyes were full of anger.

Damn Demacia, you actually did this! ! !