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Chapter 91 The world's number one blowjob
Chapter 91 The best player in the world
When it was confirmed that Fang Jie and Le Yan would be interviewed after the game, the barrage became lively again.
Because viewers who have watched Fang Jie’s post-match interview know that this guy is a big talker.
Only the audience can't imagine that there is nothing sexy that Fang Jie can't say.
For viewers who like to watch players live, sometimes the post-match interviews are more interesting than the official matches.
A line from Wine Barrel couldn’t be more appropriate here:
Happy hour is about to begin.
"Brothers, have you ordered the takeaway?"
"Jiebao, just be crazy, we'll take care of it for you if you have something to do..."
"Who dares to charge our Jiebao? Have you asked about the keyboard in my hand?"
After some off-topic remarks about Fang Jie's charming smile, the post-game interview session officially began.
"Team Dominant Stone Hammer, this is..."
"Then ask yourself at all times: Where is the opponent's jungler?"
To a certain extent, Fang Jie, like the protagonist in the novel, has become the perfect reflection of some of the audience's ultimate fantasies hidden in their hearts in reality.
The commentary and the audience's attention instantly returned to Fang Jie.
"First of all, LeBlanc is indeed a BP trap we set for TL, but this idea was not thought up by the coaching staff."
The more he shows himself to be all-inclusive, the more the audience loves him.
Otherwise, you’re a fool!
"Yes." Fang Jie nodded and said, "It is precisely because I always remember Teacher Ma's teachings that I have such a habit in the game."
Seeing the small movements on the expressions of the pair of midfielders, Xiran suppressed a smile, continued to look at the prompt card in his hand and said: "Second question, when the game reaches thirteen minutes, facing TL in the bottom lane,
Four packs of two, after JOJO handed over the TP, he drove to the opposite jungler Xin Zhao in a way of attacking from east to west without any vision at all. How did you predict the position of the opposite jungler in advance during that wave?"
"Teacher Ma? Da Sima?" Xiran was obviously stunned for a moment, and then said hesitantly.
Le Yan cleared his throat.
For a professional player who is already full of shining points, netizens don't mind imposing more honors and advantages on him.
"Oh, what else?"
Leyan spreads his hand:
"This is all Brother Jie's idea."
At this point, netizens burst into laughter.
When he heard the word "Jie Bao", an imperceptible smirk appeared on Le Yan's face.
Although at first glance, these three people are unlikely to be mentioned on such an occasion, but overall, Fang Jie is most likely to be talking about Teacher Da Sima.
In a certain live broadcast, Da Sima's apprentice was playing ranked, and Da Sima himself was giving guidance. When the apprentice completed a wave of wonderful single kills on the top lane, Da Sima shook his head and said: "Although you are playing this wave
It’s good, but it still doesn’t get my approval.”
Xiran naturally knew that this was just a joke, so he took over the topic and said: "It seems that Da Sima is really full of talents."
"Why don't you just call me [Dad Jie]."
Then, Xiran asked the third question: "Recently, JOJO players have gained a lot of fans and attention around the world through their perfect performance in the S game, and many fans affectionately call you [Jiebao]
], what do you think about this, do you like this title?"
No, no, I really can't hold it in anymore.
Listen to me, I'm going to start licking.
"Is the choice of hero Poppy also JOJO's idea?"
Fang Jie thought for a while and said: "I don't like it very much. It sounds a bit awkward and feels like you are taking advantage of me. As a male chauvinist, I prefer others to treat me like an old father with strong shoulders."
You also take advantage of the fans, right?
Dad Jie... isn't this just a vague homophone?
As a result, netizens began to give full play to their imagination.
Facing the host's slightly stupid questioning, Le Yan showed a hint of displeasure on his face and spoke four words into the microphone:
The disciple asked: "How do you say it?"
As a top professional player, Fang Jie naturally did not really learn consciousness and operations from Da Sima. He just used such a famous joke to cleverly answer Xiran's questions.
Dad Jie? What a good boy, I made you crazy. You are crazy enough to kill yourself!
Le Yan wanted to argue forcefully, but Fang Jie gave him a hard look and swallowed back the words that came to his mouth.
Xiran originally wanted to hand the microphone to Fang Jie, but an eager expression suddenly appeared on Le Yan's face, so Xiran changed her mind and handed the microphone to Le Yan.
As a result, "Where is the jungler on the opposite side?" became popular and became one of the classic lines among netizens to ridicule Da Sima.
Oh, otherwise?
"First question, it can be seen that in this game, you have made a lot of designs in the BP link, and the Poppy selected in the fifth hand also has a very good targeting effect. I would like to ask LeBlanc about this point
Was it intentionally placed on the opponent? Did the coaching staff have already thought of using the hero Poppy to limit the performance of the opponent's midfielder before the game?"
"Stop making excuses, Ajie!"
"RA can only have one person to talk to, and that is me, Brother Jie."
Fang Jie's ability to make nonsense out of words is comparable to his personal operations in the game.
"I have to thank Teacher Ma for this." Fang Jie said seriously.
Fang Jie directly grabbed the microphone from Leyan: "Don't listen to his nonsense. We have already had targeted training on LeBlanc before the game. Poppy can have a very good counter effect on LeBlanc, too.
I practiced it in training matches before moving it to official matches.”
Fang Jie couldn't stand it. Even though he had a strong psychological quality, he could only force out an awkward smile.
While fans filled the screen with questions, Le Yan in front of the camera couldn't help but burst out laughing.
There are so many targets that Teacher Ma can point to, including the great Sima mentioned by Xiran, the mid laner Teacherma from the WE3.0 era, and the contemporary martial arts master Ma Baoguo.
"Where is the opposite jungler?" is a famous meme born during Da Sima's live broadcast.
Jiebao and Jiaba, aren’t they the same thing?
After Leyan behaved so rudely, netizens realized what he was doing.
Da Sima said seriously: "Although you killed him alone, if you can't tell where the opposite jungler is, then I can only give you 0 points for this wave."
[Jie Dad] This title is definitely unacceptable to fans, but as long as it is slightly modified so as not to mess up the seniority, it will be fine.
It is best to retain the characteristics of homophonic memes.
Don’t you, Fang Jie, happen to be the team leader? Then let’s call you “Jie Ba” from now on.
After Fang Jie's new title was widely recognized by netizens, Le Yan also suffered an unreasonable disaster.
Aren’t you Leyan’s number one JO?
From now on, you Leyan will be [the world’s best trumpeter]!
(End of chapter)
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