Long Live the Counterattack

evening.

After the news, it's time for daily events again.

“Some friends often say that I don’t talk about loyalty, and I don’t share good things with you. In order to reverse this prejudice, I decided to share a huge secret with you.” Wenhui said in front of the camera that she wanted to break the news and care about it. The people of her information trends suddenly came to their minds. It's been a long time since Lin Dong and the squad leader have heard of the two. Is it going to explode their latest trends?

The camera turns.

The newly emerged person is a back figure, somewhat similar to Lin Dong.

Everyone thought that this person was Lin Dong, but when they thought of turning around, they found that it was an ordinary person of similar stature.

How to describe this person?

Not ugly.

But it's not handsome.

The five senses have absolutely no distinctive features.

If this face passes by in the street, it is guaranteed that it will be completely forgotten in a second.

Facing the camera, this ordinary-looking man combed his hair with a comb, dressed himself seriously, and then put on clothes that were specially prepared to fit the body. Finally, he sprayed a little magic perfume on his body...

When it was over, he introduced himself to the camera.

"My name is Wang Fan and I am a volunteer from Star of Hope. I usually fly around the country, and I am often so busy that I can hit the back of my head with my heels. Although I have vacations, I have almost never rested. This is not because I am dissatisfied with the work arranged by the monitor. , But there are too many people all over the country who need help, so much that I feel guilty when I stop and take a day off. Another reason why I don’t take a vacation is that I don’t want to eat dog food sprinkled by others on holidays, and I’m single. The dog festival is simply the scariest thing in the world!"

"The Star of Hope is the place with the most cute girls. You just don't want to eat it, and there are lots of dog food stuffed into your mouth!"

"Perhaps many people are curious, why don't you find a girlfriend, boy?"

"I……"

"Do you think it is possible to find a girlfriend with my face?"

"As for the ultimate positioning of myself as a supporting role in the lives of those life winners, I was already aware of it when I was in college!"

"My dad told me to be confident. A man who doesn't look good can often find a beautiful daughter-in-law! I believed it back then. Wait and wait, waiting for the beautiful daughter-in-law to fall from the sky, waiting for which beautiful girl is in the crowd The middle one looked at me! As you can see, I waited ten years before I found out that my dad had poured me a big bowl of chicken soup back then!"

"Friends around me often persuade me to find one, saying that turning off the lights is the same, just find one!"

"I thought, if I find a daughter-in-law just for that, I don’t have to look for it, because my life’s special meows are **** me every day! What else am I looking for, I can’t finish it when I stretch my feet and enjoy it in front of me. I really want to find a daughter-in-law, but it’s not for that, well, that’s also very important, but I hope to find a young lady who has a common language, apart from living a shameless life together, We can also do something for the future together, and we can't just live by eating and waiting to die!"

"Some people may think that people like me are hypocritical, but as long as people who have experienced our work, their minds will generally change, because what we are exposed to is really...so we still hope that we can be a little useful, a little ideal, and able to Do something practical for others!"

"As a single dog with an older face that is more anxious than his age, leaving his true age far behind, what can I do?"

"Blind date?"

"No house or car!"

"The probability of success is lower than if the wood is not an alien, okay!"

"Hey, I missed it. Cut this paragraph. As a member of the Star of Hope, I must be disciplined and have to keep this secret for the wood! Let me talk about blind dates. My colleague introduced me to me yesterday. A girl! Don’t get me wrong, my colleague is not a smasher, she is a very caring soft girl. Although she doesn’t like me, she sympathizes with my misfortune and decides to introduce me to a girl...according to her It is said that her great responsibility from birth is to eliminate diehards like me who are still single dogs in the Star of Hope!"

"I'm so touched!"

"Finally someone is paying attention to single dogs!"

"Even as the object of being eliminated, I feel very happy. The world is really full of love!"

"For the blind date, I took out the most formal outfit and put on perfume! This magic perfume is the ultimate weapon lent to me by my caring dog killer colleague and sister. She also tried to eliminate single dogs. !"

"Of course, if you only spray a little magic perfume, it is impossible for a person like me to have a successful blind date. The girl who comes to a blind date is not a bug in Death Canyon. It is impossible to be tempted by a little magic perfume! Friends, at this time, The time has come to truly reflect the welfare of our Star of Hope. It’s not for me. If you also have a leader called the squad leader, then you will definitely feel this kind of collective warmth! Yes, I got the one that may change the entire life trajectory The thing, you guessed it right, it’s it!"

"Holographic watch!"

"With it, I can become a handsome guy!"

"Well, maybe you don’t believe me, in fact I don’t believe it myself, but I found that I can change it a little bit, in fact, I can still... Put it this way, I still retain a trace of the potential to become handsome in the ordinary. The holographic watch is just a It was dug out perfectly!"

"When I become handsome, you will definitely say, wow, it turns out that there are not only three magic arts such as makeup, plastic surgery, and PS, but also the ultimate magic arts that can increase special effects and cause visual errors by wearing a watch. Enter our Dongshan! Yes, I also think it is too much, the basic trust between people will be gone in the future, who is a handsome guy, who is a beautiful woman, it is impossible to say who is a handsome guy, and fans want to pursue it in the future. An idol dare not say that he is handsome or that she is beautiful, because the idol is a person like me in private, so handsome and unobviously handsome, or too beautiful to be convincing!"

"Then should I use this holographic watch?"

"If I were a very upright, true, and ethical person, I would definitely reject the squad leader’s concern for our large number of single dogs, refuse to wear a holographic watch, and continue to walk the world as a supporting role in life, by the sea. Give silently with a grain of sand."

"No if!"

"Yes, you heard that right, there is no if!"

"For the blind date to be successful, I don't care whether it is a holographic watch or an alien technology box! As long as I can get out of the order, I don't mind using any tools!"

"Please don't underestimate a single dog, in order to get rid of the order, in order not to eat the dog food that others casually sprinkle, he can do anything! Even if the wood is an alien? Even if he takes a holographic watch or something else How about controlling my brain and letting me live in the illusion of the mother body? Even if Dongshan and the whole world become the Matrix? I don’t care! I only need a daughter-in-law, and the great task of defeating the wood alien invaders and saving the world is still Leave it to the soldiers of the United States to complete, they are omnipotent in the movie, and they must be equally powerful in reality! So I only need a wife to accompany me, and two people smash melon seeds to watch the show!"

"You don't have a daughter-in-law, please tell me something!"

"For the daughter-in-law!"

"No, for love!"

"I sacrificed myself bravely. Those of you who have daughters-in-law should not try it. This thing is said to be very dangerous and can control the brain waves and thoughts of human beings. Don't be fooled. I am handsome alone... No, I mean. I can be fooled by myself!"

Wear a holographic watch, of course, the lens also adds a special lens.

It turned out that Wang Fan, who was as ordinary as a passerby, was single.

Became a hundred times handsome all at once!

Ok!

how to say?

The audience found that this person is a hundred times handsome, but he is not much handsome, but he has become a lot more pleasing to the eye...Of course, everyone understands that this level has reached the limit of his life after all. It is estimated that according to his original hardware foundation, It is a miracle that holographic watches can use special effects to forcibly dig to such a point!

The handsome Wang Fan went out on a blind date as a single.

The camera followed closely.

The blind date is like a very pretty soft girl with a sweet smile and her whole body shining.

No money, no house, no car is not important. The members of Hope Star are still very popular. The most important thing is that the girl said that Wang Fan is handsome, which far exceeded her expectations.

Upon hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.

Sister, you haven't seen him before wearing the holographic watch!

But the sharp-eyed audience found that the beautiful soft girl Hao also wore a pink watch that looked like a holographic watch on her wrist.

The blind date went smoothly. Wang Fan confessed to his sister that he was actually not so handsome in life. The considerate and considerate sister said that he could understand that, after all, men are not as important as their talents because of their appearance!

Then the girl inadvertently said that if she doesn't wear makeup, she can't get hold of even makeup.

Wang Fan, who felt that he had eaten enough and suffered from looks, didn't mind this at all.

Instead, I feel pity for the same disease.

The two talked to the end.

It feels good.

So the girls came up with a bold idea to meet each other without makeup. If it seems that both sides can accept it, then go further...

Wang Fan agreed. He believes that if the other party can accept his true appearance, then no matter what obstacles he encounters in his future life, he believes that the girl will firmly accompany him!

The crazy decisions of these two people almost made the audience see their hearts exploded.

"pill!"

"I'm ready to wash my eyes with eye drops!"

"I was so scared that I quickly turned on the light in the room first, so as not to be afraid of the ghost movie being staged!"

"You can't do this, you are murdering the audience, do you know? You can watch it quietly by yourself, don't expose it in front of the camera!"

"Suddenly discovered that it made sense for Wood to invent this holographic watch. He was very hardworking!"

"I just want to know if the photographer I'm following will be scared to death on the spot!"

"So nervous, so exciting!"

"I will test it like this for a blind date next Sunday..."

"A new way to play? I really want to participate. Who lends me a holographic watch!"

"You are all a little more serious. It's a matter of the life and death of single dogs. Do you people have a sense of social responsibility?"

The audience frantically posted posts on Daily Affairs and Hope Star snoods.

Someone predicted that after taking off the holographic watch and washing off the makeup.

Blind date will turn into a horror movie.

In front of the camera.

Wang Fan and Ruanmei decided to go to the bathroom to wash off their makeup, take off the holographic watch, and present their most authentic faces.

Then sit down at the table again.

If both parties feel that they can handle it, they will announce their withdrawal.

"No, it will kill you if you do it like this!"

"Help, I want to watch horror movies!"

"I've seen countless advertisements. Today's advertisement is the most scary one. What's more scary is that I can't turn the table. The holographic watch really uses brain waves to control people!"

"It must be resisted. As an internal beta user of a holographic watch, I already know all the truth about it. Yes, I decided to tell the astounding secret that wood prepares to control all mankind. Others say wood can cover the sky with only one hand in Dongshan. I don’t believe it. I believe that justice still exists in the world, and justice will definitely defeat evil! As a human being on earth, I want to resist alien invasion.”

"It's over, you dare to call Ban Mu, you are caught, you did not find a safe place to hide before posting, you are seeking your own way of death, Mu has established a monitoring base on the moon, you guys who don't know what to hide are all You have to die, I’m the only one who’s smart"

"Cut, I don't believe that wood can catch so many of us at once, I"

"The mother body has been tracked, you guys hurry up"

Because some talk shows in the U.S. claimed that Lin Dong was an alien to talk about things, everyone had to cooperate with them and had fun with their necks one by one.

All kinds of self-crimination.

All kinds of teasing.

The two people in front of the camera had already taken off the holographic watch, washed off their makeup and returned to the table.

In order to catch up with the final real appearance, everyone put down their phones and stared attentively, wanting to see the beautiful and gentle smile of the soft girl who seemed to be shining all over the body before, and what the real plain face looks like. .

The two kept their heads down to remain mysterious.

Waiting for the atmosphere to be almost brewed.

Just decided to count together.

one two Three.

At the same time look up.

The audience was mentally prepared. Some people were holding their mobile phones and were ready to post to confirm their predictions, while others were holding pillows to block them, fearing that a prehistoric beast rushed out of the screen...the moment the two raised their heads, I saw a flash of lightning, and there was a bang, which almost didn't scare the engrossed people to death.

"Monsters, monsters!" The courageous couldn't help screaming.

In fact.

It's not that exaggerated.

The girl's makeup is actually not ugly.

It’s because of long-term makeup that makes my face and lips a little pale. In addition, I often stay up late and have a little dark eye circles. Under the blessing of thunder and lightning, everyone was scared for a moment. I waited for a closer look and found that the contours of the girl were different. It's okay, because the makeup looks a little haggard after washing off.

Wang Fan clutched his heart and slumped in the seat for a long time without being able to move.

a long time.

The two of them put on holographic watches and holographic glasses in a tacit understanding.

After the shots were processed, Wang Fan and the sister were pleasing to the eye again. Under the blessing of special effects, the two of them were compared with the plain image in the hearts of the audience. They are almost like the legendary Biren. They look like a pair. child!

"It's not scared!" the girl asked.

"No, really not. You are actually pretty good. You must look good after makeup. Unlike me, I won't be cured without makeup." Wang Fan shook his head.

"You are not as bad as you thought before, and you can also ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ after watching it for a long time, you may find it very good-looking or not necessarily."

"really?"

"Ok!"

"Then let's try something?"

"You don't dislike me, then try it, but before you adapt to the other party, can you take off the holographic watch? I think this is not illusory, maybe it is a hidden part of life, so, can you accept it? "

"Of course, I won't even take off to sleep in the future!"

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