Longing for life: from spoiled wife to milkman

“Eh, Peng Peng is still flexible~”

Looking at Peng Xiaochang, who climbed the tree at once, Teacher Huang said with a smile.

“Just this tree-climbing technique, Peng Peng, you are quite like a monkey~”

Teacher He also smiled and said jokingly.

Hearing this, Peng Xiaochang on the tree was stunned for a moment, like a monkey, what a ghost metaphor is this.

He never thought that the mending knife was still to come!

“Teacher He, what you said is not rigorous.”

After Teacher He’s words fell, Su Ye smiled slightly, took the words, and said.

Not rigorous? How can this be said!

At this moment, everyone looked at Su Ye with a curious face.

“Husband, why is Teacher He’s words not rigorous?”

Gu Xiaona asked the question in everyone’s hearts and said.

“One word missing,”

Su Ye responded lightly: “This should be a fat monkey!” ”

Burst!

Everyone didn’t hold back at that time, this fat monkey metaphor is too graphic!

Although more than half a year has passed, Peng Xiaochang, who has always said that he lost weight in fitness, is not thin at all, and it is the same as half a year ago.

This “fat” terrier is lingering.

At this moment, hearing Su Ye’s ridicule, the audience in the live broadcast room was already bursting with laughter.

“Hahaha!!! Su Ye’s metaphor is so apt!!! ”

“Laugh at me, hahahaha!!! I felt sorry for Peng Peng for a second!!! ”

“Don’t worry!!! Peng Peng has been bullied by Su Ye for most of the past half a year!!! There will be no comments!!! ”

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Looking back at the scene, as the audience friends said, after being bullied for most of the year, Peng Xiaochang is already accustomed to Su Ye’s jokes.

Of course, everyone knows that Su Ye is joking, and there is no malice.

Peng Xiaochang on the tree reached out and picked a few fruits and slowly handed them to his sister Zhang Xiaofeng.

“Brother Su Ye, Sister Xiao Na, you guys come and taste!”

In the past half a year, in addition to Peng Xiaochang being bullied and accustomed, his sister Zhang Xiaofeng has been getting along with Su Ye and Gu Xiaona for so long, and they are already very familiar, this is not, there is something delicious, the first time I thought of Su Ye and Gu Xiaona.

“Give it to Teacher Huang and Teacher He first! We must respect the old and love the young~”

At that moment, the corners of Su Ye’s mouth rose slightly, and he said jokingly.

Respect the old and love the young….

Honor the elders….

Old

Teacher Huang and Teacher He were almost stunned, what the hell is this old man! Are we old!

Of course, if you complain and complain, the fruit still has to be eaten.

Before eating, it is natural to clean it first, this guy has already prepared, when they came, they all took a few bottles of water, just to taste the taste of the fruit for the first time.

If it’s delicious, then pick more and take it back, if it’s not delicious, no one wants to eat it when you take it back.

Sister Zhang Xiaofeng washed a few fruits and handed them to all the guests.

“Wife, I’ll try the taste first.”

Just as Gu Xiaona brought the fruit to her mouth, Su Ye stopped her, and then took the fruit from her hand and said.

“You bite a little smaller~”

was snatched away by Su Ye, Gu Xiaona still pouted, and said faintly.

Hearing Gu Xiaona’s words, Su Ye couldn’t help but smile slightly, this wife of his, this period of time, it is more and more able to eat.

With a light smile, Su Ye took a small bite, then nodded and said, “It’s quite sweet, it tastes good.” ”

This evaluation has also been affirmed by the rest of the guests, and if nothing else, just by looking at their eating appearance, you can roughly see it.

To use an idiom, it is gobbling. In one word, it is “Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit”….

After determining the taste, Su Ye handed the fruit to Gu Xiaona’s mouth and said, “You can eat it.” ”

The latter had a smile on his face, and after taking a big bite, his face was full of smiles: “It’s delicious!” ”

Similar words, Su Ye had heard countless times from Gu Xiaona’s mouth.

“Peng Peng, pick a little more~”

Everyone ate the fruits in their hands, and immediately, they began to be gluttonous, and they all shouted at Peng Xiaochang on the tree.

Peng Xiaochang, who was still picking fruits at this time, wiped his sweat and said, “Don’t eat so fast!” ”

This is just the fruit put down, the end is finished, the supply is in short supply!

“Peng Peng, if you work harder, you should lose weight~”

Su Ye smiled slightly, looked up and shouted at Peng Xiaochang.

And as soon as he lowered his head, he saw Gu Xiaona beside him, covering his stomach and frowning tightly.

“Wife, what’s wrong with you?”

Seeing this scene, Su Ye quickly supported Gu Xiaona and asked nervously.

“Husband, my stomach hurts so much!”

Gu Xiaona showed extreme pain, and in a few seconds, there were already beads of sweat on her forehead.

Stomach pain!

At this moment, Su Ye became even more nervous, and his brows were also locked: “It won’t be that there is something wrong with the fruit!” ”

Fruit?

The rest of the guests, at this time, they were puzzled, they also ate ah, why didn’t they see that they had something.

And at this time, Gu Xiaona’s words made them, especially Su Ye, a little flustered.

“I feel… I’m going to give birth! ”

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