Longing for life: from spoiled wife to milkman

Su Ye and Gu Xiaona, considered contestants, of course, cannot participate in the scoring.

“6 points, barely.”

“I’ll give seven points, encouragement.”

The four judges scored one after another, and in the end, Peng Xiaochang’s total score was 27 points.

After Teacher He announced Peng Xiaochang’s score, Su Ye raised a hand,

“Su Ye, what’s the problem?”

Teacher He raised his eyebrows and asked curiously.

“I want to ask, does the total score add up to four hundred?”

I saw that the corners of Su Ye’s mouth rose slightly, and he asked seriously.

The total score is four hundred, Peng Xiaochang is twenty-seven points, it’s too much!

Everyone laughed so much that Su Ye really engaged in it!

“Ahem, the total score is forty points.”

Teacher He smiled indifferently and said with a little explanation.

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After a joke, the next step is when everyone is looking forward to it.

It’s finally our turn for dog food couples!

At this moment, all the people looked at Su Ye and Gu Xiaona in unison, and the more exaggerated ones began to frantically brush on the barrage: The love master has started a class ~ everyone take notes!

At the scene, after Teacher He announced the start of the game, Su Ye and Gu Xiaona looked at each other and smiled.

In fact, Gu Xiaona was also quite curious about what Su Ye would say.

“Wife, please use you, eat, grass, cow, love to make sentences~”

Su Ye raised his eyebrows, remembering an earthy love word he had seen before, of course, he modified it slightly.

Use you, eat, grass, cow, love to make sentences?

This problem not only stumped Gu Xiaona, but also stumped the star guests on the scene, as well as the audience friends in the live broadcast room.

They thought about it before and after, they couldn’t think of how to use these five words, how to create a complete and smooth sentence.

“You cow loves to eat grass?”

After thinking for a long time, Gu Xiaona asked uncertainly.

For her own answer, she has no bottom, because how it sounds, it feels strange.

Sure enough, everyone saw Su Ye shake his head, indicating that this answer was wrong.

“What’s that?”

Gu Xiaona asked curiously.

“It should be that cows love to eat grass.”

I saw that Su Ye smiled slightly and said.

Eh, no!

As soon as Su Ye’s words came out, everyone heard the clue coming, obviously use you, eat, grass, cow, love to make sentences, Su Ye’s sentence “cows love to eat grass”, obviously one word is missing!

Gu Xiaona naturally saw it, she was extremely puzzled, and asked, “What about you?” ”

In Su Ye’s sentence, there is one missing word.

In this regard, Su Ye’s face became serious, and the same expression was affectionate, Gu Xiaona, slowly said: “I love you~”

Wow!

At this moment, all were just stumped. It dawned on me! One by one, they all opened their mouths wide.

This sentence is a bit provocative~

“Finally waiting for you! Good thing I didn’t give up! ”

No, the four judges took the initiative to dub Su Ye and Gu Xiaona.

The audience in the live broadcast room was even more boiling.

“Su Ye’s earthy words have provoked me as a man!!!”

“This is the right way to open earthy love words!!! Just Pengpeng’s, spicy eyes!!! ”

“Hahaha!!! Peng Peng is so miserable!! Targeted by everyone!!! ”

“From now on, I will worship Suye as a teacher!!! This method of flirting with girls is too clever!!! ”

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Su Ye didn’t expect that this simple earthy love word would bring him a lot of apprentices…

Of course, this apprentice was unilateral, the apprentice’s side agreed, but Su Ye’s side did not…

At the scene, after listening to Su Ye’s earthy love words, Gu Xiaona’s face was full of happy smiles.

These words provoked the audience, provoked the colleagues of the judges, and completely provoked her!

“Husband, where did you learn it?”

She smiled and asked.

“I saw a similar one, and then I improved it.”

Su Ye smiled indifferently and said truthfully.

“I must have used this to deceive a lot of young ladies~”

Immediately, Gu Xiaona provoked things and said with a smile.

As soon as these words came out, the star guests, as well as the audience and friends, all brightened their eyes, it seems that ah, there is still a good show to be staged!

However, this was easily cracked by Su Ye, and I saw him laughing: “Wife, what kind of joke, you haven’t counted who my first love is~”

First love?

This made the melon-eating masses even more excited! It’s all about first love!

However, they never expected that in the next second, Gu Xiaona smiled, gently hugged Su Ye, and said to everyone: “Let me tell everyone, my husband’s first love is me~”

What the!

Suddenly, everyone was stunned for a moment! Su Ye’s first love turned out to be Gu Xiaona?

This is nothing, the point is still to come!

“My wife’s first love is also me.”

Su Ye, who was hugged by Gu Xiaona, smiled slightly, and also said to everyone.

Nima!

Just now, if everyone was an accident, then at this moment, they were completely shocked!

I never expected that Su Ye and Gu Xiaona were their first love!

So beautiful? Give us this group of single dogs to walk alive!

……

Suddenly, everyone looked surprised, and the four judges were even more envious!

Such beautiful love is too rare!

After a commotion, the competition of earthy love words continues, of course, both sides of earthy love words are finished, and next, it is time to score.

In fact, you don’t need to look at it to know that Su Ye has won, didn’t you see what the judges’ performance was?

Immediately, the four judges gave full marks at the same time.

“I announce that the winner of the first earthy love talk competition of “Longing for Life” is – Su Ye!”

Professional host, really different, at the moment, Teacher He announced carefully, I don’t know, I thought that Su Ye won the championship of some heavyweight competition, in fact, he won a Peng Peng…

Of course, Su Ye was also very cooperative, and after Teacher He announced the results, he raised his hands and looked excited.

“Su Ye player, as the champion of this competition, do you have anything to say?”

Teacher He came over and immediately came to a post-game interview.

“First of all, I would like to thank Mango TV here, thank you for “Longing for Life”, thank you Mushroom House for giving me this opportunity, and the director,”

Su Ye began a serious nonsense: “To be able to win in this competition, I have to thank my wife who has been behind me, silently supporting me, and encouraging my wife, Gu Xiaona!” Without her, there would be no me now. ”

Beside Su Ye, Gu Xiaona began to wipe her tears!

A playful couple…

“Finally, I would like to thank my two babies for giving me motivation!”

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