Longing for Life: The Almighty Director

Next, there is Brother Hammer and Peng Peng.

To this end, Brother Hammer also specially changed into a domestic Tang costume he brought, just like a crosstalk.

“Yo, this is not Brother Hammer.”

Peng Peng spoke first.

Obviously, he is teasing and Brother Hammer is laughing.

“Hey, Peng.”

Brother Hammer said with a smile.

Peng Peng said: “It’s nothing, I’ve been studying chess recently, by the way, I haven’t seen your old man for a long time, are you okay?” ”

“Blessing to you, the body is tough.”

When Brother Hammer said this, his accent was a little strange.

After all, this is actually an accent from the northeast.

Although his Mandarin is still standard, the dialect is still not accurate.

However, it is more funny.

Peng Peng said, “Actually, your father also likes to play chess.” ”

“Is it? How did I not know? ”

Brother Hammer became curious.

“Of course, I used to play chess with your father.”

Peng Peng said with a smile.

When he spoke, he still pretended to be an old man.

“Hahaha, Peng Peng’s girl is only twenty-four years old, how can he have played chess with Brother Hammer’s father.”

“It’s, Peng Peng is playing a sixty or seventy-year-old man.”

The crowd was also amused.

It’s fun.

Brother Hammer glanced at him and muttered in a low voice, “Why haven’t I heard of it.” ”

“I remember playing chess once.”

“I still have one elephant left, and your father has one elephant left.”

Peng Peng ignored him and continued.

“Isn’t that an endgame?”

“Taxi and elephant are so far away.”

Brother Hammer was puzzled.

Although he is a foreigner, he has also been exposed to domestic chess and Go.

Although I don’t know much about it, I do know it in general.

The two chess pieces of Shi and Xiang cannot cross the river, and generally only this word remains, then there is nothing to play.

“yes, I was thinking about drawing chess at the time.”

Peng Peng said, “But your father doesn’t want to, so he has to continue.” ”

“How can I get down?”

Brother Hammer was even more puzzled.

That’s not a waste of time.

Peng Peng smiled and said, “But your father has an idea. ”

“What attention?”

Brother Hammer looked over.

“Your father said that either our elephants and taxis can cross the river, so that we can go down.”

Peng Peng explained.

“I’ve never seen chess played like this.”

Brother Hammer smiled bitterly and shook his head.

This is also too willful!

“So, your father’s elephant crossed the river, and so did my taxi.” Take his elephant like me, and I will take my gentleman your father….. Your father is like you, your father is like me, your father is like me, your father is like me, your father is like me, I am your father. ”

Peng Peng said a long list in succession.

Brother Hammer was dumbfounded.

What does this mean?

Elephants?

Gentlemen?

Simple Mandarin communication, he is no problem.

But Fang Cai’s words were too round.

For a moment, he didn’t understand.

However, this does not prevent everyone from bursting into laughter at once.

Peng Peng is awesome!

Your dad is like me.

I’m your dad.

Domestic text, broad and profound!

“Brother Hammer, I’m sorry.”

At the end of the performance, Peng Peng apologized.

The crosstalk just now was indeed a little advantageous.

After speaking, he also smiled bitterly towards the camera: “Brother Hammer’s fans, don’t scold me, this is the theme chosen by Brother Hammer himself, I am poor in words, so I can only choose such a paragraph.” ”

When preparing before, Peng Peng was also under pressure.

After all, I am working with foreigners who do not know much about domestic culture, and it is difficult to find a theme that everyone understands.

But I didn’t expect that Brother Hammer knew about Xiangqi Go, so he said that he could start from this aspect.

It just so happened that Peng Peng saw such a paragraph in the front end and applied what he had learned.

“What do you mean?”

Brother Hammer scratched his ears and cheeks, but he still didn’t understand.

In the prepared script, there are only a few lines of dialogue at the beginning, and the rest are all played on the spot.

Therefore, he really did not react.

“That’s fine, sit and drink tea.”

Peng Peng smiled awkwardly and quickly invited.

It’s good that I didn’t understand.

Otherwise, it’s hard to explain.

“Haha, Peng Peng, you are also too clever, you actually take advantage of Brother Hammer so much!”

“If Brother Hammer understands, I’m afraid I’ll have to blow Peng Peng.”

“No way, Brother Hammer doesn’t know much about our culture, and it’s not easy to find a common topic.”

“Brother Hammer, this is digging a hole and jumping down, it’s so funny.”

“Hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing in the afternoon.”

There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room.

This is Brother Hammer’s first crosstalk performance, and naturally has received a lot of attention.

“In the end, it’s Omei and Tessa.”

Guo Dagang announced.

Ao Mei and Tessa stood up one after another.

He bowed to everyone and said, “Both of us are newbies, it must not be good, please bear with me.” ”

“Snap.”

The crowd did not speak, applauding as a sign of encouragement.

Ao Mei spoke: “Tessa, I came to China during this time and saw a monster. ”

In order to signify their local customs, they speak Mandarin.

Although it is not standard, it can be understood by everyone.

“What monster?”

Tessa asked.

“It should be the size of a teacup, green on its body, and three gold threads behind it.”

“The first two legs are short, the last two legs are long.”

Ao Mei described.

Tessa said, “Then what is the cry of this monster?” ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone’s attention was attracted to the past.

What kind of monster is that?

Looks so peculiar.

“Yikes.”

Ao Mei paused and gently learned the frog call.

“Hey, that’s a frog.”

“I said how is it so familiar.”

“The description is so vivid, I didn’t guess it at the first time.”

Everyone suddenly realized.

Among them, Guo Dagang and Xiao Yueyue couldn’t help but give a thumbs up in admiration.

Although the crosstalk is not long, and there is not much technical content.

Kesheng was very eye-catching in the performance of the two, and it definitely succeeded in arousing the curiosity of the audience.

It’s not easy to be able to do that.

“Thank you.”

Seeing everyone applauding, Ao Mei and Tessa were very happy.

The first attempt, it was a success.

PS: It’s a bit of an update! The little brother is working the codeword! I beg all readers to give me a lot of support! Kneel for flowers, review tickets and monthly passes! If only you could order a little lazy mode, even better! _

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