Look down on security? Little Iron Fist is here!

[Calling the king of the king, accompanying the Kun voyage]: "Hello master, I would like to ask you an emotional question. [

Ha-san]: "Ask." "

It's like this, when I play singles with my partner on the basketball court, she always likes to shout supermarket me, but I don't understand English, what does this mean?"

[Yusan]: "Supermarket means supermarket, me means me, I'll stop here, and you can understand the rest yourself." [

Calling the king of the thorns, accompanying the Kun voyage]: "I knock!" I realized, Master!

"Ding! Solve an emotional problem, mental power +5, play point +5! "

......

[Leo is king, Kun Kun is king]: "Hello master, I am an ikun, but my boyfriend is a little sunspot, often blackmail him in front of me, I am very unhappy, tell him many times don't do this, he just doesn't listen, what should I do?" [

Ha-san]:

"My suggestion is only one word, points!"

"Although I am also a little sunspot and often joke about my Kun brother, I also have friends who are ikun, and I will never play this kind of terrier in front of them."

"After all, it is the most basic etiquette for friends to respect each other's preferences, not to mention, you are still a closer couple."

"Your boyfriend can insult your favorite idol in front of you, first, it shows that his upbringing is not good, and second, it shows that he does not take your feelings seriously at all, in short, he does not take you seriously."

"This kind of man doesn't break up quickly, can he keep it for the New Year?"

[Leo is king, Kun Kun is king]: "Master, I understand!"

"Ding! Solve an emotional problem, mental power +5, play point +5! "

......

After Qin Yu solved several emotional problems in a row, he felt that the CPU in his brain was about to turn to fever, so he turned off the computer, and he planned to end here today.

Subsequently, Qin Yu planned what to do tomorrow.

The first thing was to go to the Enchanter Association and get the Enchanter Qualification Certificate.

After all, if he didn't have a certificate, he was not qualified to buy the instruments needed for enchantment.

And the second thing is to go to a driving school and sign up and start learning to drive.

As for going to school or something, I just cocked ....

That, of course, is impossible!

Although Qin Yu is crazy, he is not crazy to that extent.

He walked out of the bedroom and onto the living room.

The old mother is sitting on the sofa at the moment, watching the boring romance idol drama, which moved her to tears.

"Mom, I can't find my phone, use your phone to call my phone." Qin Yu asked.

Chen Min's attention was on the TV in front of him at the moment, and he nodded and agreed without thinking much.

"Mom, what's the lock screen password?"

"Your name."

When Qin Yu heard this, he entered the word 'Qin Yu' in the input box, but the password was incorrect.

"Mom, the password is wrong."

"How can it not be right, my lock screen password is your name, can you see if you made a typo?"

Qin Yu had to enter it again, but it showed that the password was still wrong.

"Mom, it's still not right."

Chen Min suddenly became a little impatient, directly took the mobile phone from Qin Yu's hand and entered the four big characters 'your name', and directly unlocked the lock screen.

"Stinky boy, you can't even type the four simple words of your name, can you!"

Qin Yu: "..."Is

this the legendary Yimin effect."

Qin Yu took the phone speechlessly, and then returned to his room.

Subsequently, he clicked on his mother's V letter to find Teacher Li Muxia and sent her a V letter message.

"Hello Mr. Li, my son has a high fever, and I want to take a day off with you tomorrow, ah no, three days off."

"Huh? Qin Yu, he has a high fever? Is it burning hard?

"Hey, don't mention it, it's already burned to 7,80 degrees, and it's about to burn out the thermometer."

"Oh... Mother Qin Yu, you are mistaken, it is impossible for a human to burn to 7,80 degrees, and that person is gone. "

Huh? Well, I should be mistaken, anyway, my son burned quite badly, and now he is holding the hanging bottle in the hospital.

"Eh, Qin Yu's mother, don't worry, Qin Yu's child is not bad in physical fitness, there should be no big deal." As for the matter of going to school, there is no hurry, just come back when he is well. After

ending the chat, the corners of Qin Yu's mouth hooked a smile that had succeeded in his plan.

Of course, the work of improving it afterwards must be done well.

He directly deleted all these chat records, so that with his mother's IQ, he should not be able to see anything.

"Hehe, I'm really a fucking talent."

Qin Yu couldn't help but praise his wit.

Early the next morning

, Qin Yu put on his school bag and seemed to go to school as usual, but in fact, after leaving the house, he went straight to the enchanter association in the city, his face was bright, and he even hummed a little song with joy.

"Today's common people, how happy they are..."

This feeling that everyone else is going to school and only he is secretly on vacation is much cooler than the feeling that everyone is on vacation.

"Master, go to the Jiangnan City Enchanter Association."

Qin Yu hailed a taxi on the side of the road and sat on it and said.

The driver heard this somewhat familiar voice, quickly looked back, and then, his eyes instantly widened.

"Is it you boy!?"

When Qin Yu saw the person in front of him, he was also stunned.

Unexpectedly, the world turned out to be so small, and he actually ran into the driver master who wanted to introduce him to his little sister's daughter yesterday.

Of course, this is not the most important thing.

The most important thing is that when he got off the car to check out yesterday, he gave him the Hades coin....

As soon as the driver master saw Qin Yu, his face was livid, and he was so angry that he didn't fight anywhere.

This little turtle calf, yesterday said that he was adding 2,000 yuan to him, let him step on the solid line and turn around, but when he got out of the car, he gave him a wad of money, and he didn't pay attention for a while.

When he came back to his senses, he found that this little beast had actually stepped on a horse with Hades coins!

I wanted to chase him, but found that this calf had already run away.

Moreover, not only that, because he stepped on the solid line and turned around, he was not only deducted 6 points, but also fined 500, which simply made him lose money!

He originally thought that this dumb could only eat it with anger.

But I never expected ah, God opened his eyes!

Unexpectedly, let him catch this little turtle calf again!

Thinking of this, the driver didn't say a word, directly pressed the button, locked all four doors firmly, and immediately pinched Qin Yu's neck with both hands, and roared angrily with great sorrow;

"Rinima, quickly pay me back!"

Qin Yu quickly raised his hands and admitted his mistake: "Pay back!" I'll definitely pay it back!

When the driver heard this, he let go of Qin Yu's neck and snorted coldly:

"The 2,000 you should have given me yesterday plus the 500 I was fined, as well as the 6 points deducted and my various messy mental damage fees, in short, you have to give me at least 5,000 yuan now!"

"Otherwise, you will wait to squat in prison!"

When Qin Yu heard this, his face suddenly showed bitterness: "Huh? Master, I am a poor child in a ravine, and I don't have so much money in my pocket.

"Ding-dong! The negative treasure received 1 million yuan!

Qin Yu: "??? Driver

: "???

Qin Yu quickly looked at his mobile phone and found that Li Wenwen had sent him a message.

"Yesterday, because you helped solve a very big case, and even alarmed the province, you were given a lot of bonuses, a full 1 million, which has been hit on your card."

Qin Yu

: "..." The driver immediately sneered: "The poor children in the ravine, right?"

"That's sorry, my favorite thing is to rob the poor and help the rich, bully the weak, and now I want to privately raise the price of this matter, don't give me 10,000 yuan, this matter is not over!"

Qin Yu sighed helplessly, knowing that he could no longer deny it, so he could only obediently give the driver master ten thousand.