Look down on security? Little Iron Fist is here!

"Mom, look down on the security guards, huh?"

"Want to complain about me, huh?"

"Call me a little waste, huh?"

"Insulting my parents, huh?"

Qin Yu smiled grimly, opened the takeaway box in front of him, and found that it was a small burger.

"Oh, ordered a small burger, huh?"

"Watch me add some secret seasoning to you, and invite you to eat a secret hamburger!"

Qin Yu took out a bottle of secret sauce made by him specially mixed with mustard, coriander, garlic, aged vinegar, canned herring, and other ingredients that were harmless to the body.

(PS: Parallel world, these ingredients mixed together are non-toxic and pollution-free, except for the taste explosion, there is no problem at all, and even has the benefit of promoting stool and intestines, don't ask why, ask is abstract.

He then opened the burger's bread base, applied a thick circle very evenly to the bread with a secret sauce, then covered the bread again, put it back in the takeout box, and finally put it back on the eaves outside the window.

After doing all this, Qin Yu returned to the guard's room again, locked the door, and then continued to lie on the Taishi chair, pretending to be indifferent, and swiped the mobile phone beautifully.

Not long after, an imposing big man came over and knocked wildly on the door of the guard's room!

Knock knock knock!!

"Open the door! Open the door for Lao Tzu!

"Wasn't your kid crazy just now!"

"You have the ability to provoke me, you have the ability to open the door!"

"Why don't you dare to make a noise while hiding inside!?"

"Huh? Are you afraid? You little trash! Listening

to the other party's fox barking wildly, Qin Yu didn't mean to pay any attention, but directly put on the headphones and continued to brush up the short video with his own care.

"Exploring the shop has a lot of coins, true or false I say, today, Wang Fengyuan Restaurant..." Outside

the door, the shouts were heaven-shaking, and inside the door, leisurely wandering, it seemed to be two completely different scenes.

After knocking for a long time, he found that Qin Yu had no intention of opening the door at all, and the strong man also spat at the door with disdain.

"Ahhh! What is it!

"Just the lower class of your dog basket who only earns less than 10,000 yuan a month, and is only worthy of being an upper-class dog like us for a lifetime."

"If a smelly dog like you doesn't hurry up and lick the feet of upper-class people like us, if I am happy, I may be able to tip you with some bones."

"Of course, I have a cleanliness fetish, you dirty low-level commoner or don't come near me, I'm afraid that you have a disease on your body, and I guess you won't live for a few years, right?"

"Don't worry, when you die, I will take the stereo to your grave for a cheerful bouncing and see you off."

Through the window, the strong man glared at Qin Yu viciously, swirled around and carried the takeaway on the eaves outside the window, held his head high, and swaggered away.

It's like a winner.

Qin Yu's mood was not affected at all, still knocking on Erlang's legs, humming a little tune, and swiping his mobile phone.

It's just that when the strong man turned to leave, the corner of Qin Yu's mouth hooked a slightly strange arc.

Then, about ten minutes later, in a certain unit building deep in the community, there was a pig-killing wail all of a sudden!

The people of the entire building could hear the mournful wail, and they all sighed and shook their heads.

Which family started killing pigs....

At the same time, a mechanical prompt sounded suddenly in Qin Yu's ears.

"Ding! Successfully teach a bad owner, agility +1, play point +1! Listening

to the heavenly voice in his ears, Qin Yu's face also showed a comfortable smile.

Ah~comfortable~~~

Then, another two hours passed.

During this period, Qin Yu successfully intercepted seven delivery workers!

As of now, the interception success rate is as high as 95%!

It's just a pity that these owners who ordered takeaway in the back have a very good temper and are very reasonable, and they didn't talk to Qin Yu more than Lai Lai and came down directly to get the takeaway.

This also made Qin Yu's secret sauce useless.

Qin Yu continued to swipe his phone boredly.

Then, I saw a gray-haired grandmother trembling and walking in with a sack of things.

Seeing this, Qin Yu hurriedly ran out of the guard's room and greeted him.

"Grandma Chen, I'll help you."

When Grandma Chen heard this, she looked up, and a kind smile suddenly appeared on her wrinkled face:

"It turned out to be Xiao Yu."

Qin Yu came to Grandma Chen and lifted the marijuana bag she was carrying.

Huh.

It's quite heavy.

This is that Qin Yu's strength has increased a lot compared to before.

Otherwise, it's really hard to pick up.

Thinking of this, he also looked at Grandma Chen and asked curiously;

"Grandma Chen, what's in here? How is it so heavy.

"These are the wild vegetables I dug in the mountains today."

"Wild vegetables?" Qin Yu was stunned.

"Yes, your grandfather Wang has been urinating frequently recently, and I plan to make him some wild vegetable soup to replenish his kidneys." Grandma Chen said with a smile.

"Oh, that's so," Qin Yu heard this, thinking of Grandpa Wang's recent vain look, and immediately nodded with deep understanding:

"It's really time to make up for it."

"By the way, Xiao Yu, you are so good, why do you want to be a security guard?"

"How much delay does this delay you in studying and practicing martial arts?" Grandma Chen asked with a concerned look.

"Eh, Grandma Chen, this is a bad word," Qin Yu waved his finger again and again: "My Uncle Wang became a security guard when he was sixty years old and was about to retire, and I became a security guard when I was eighteen, but I have taken forty years less detours than my Uncle Wang!" "

Hehe," Grandma Chen was immediately amused, "you smelly boy with a slippery tongue."

"Okay, give me the bag, I'll rest for a while, and I'll have strength again."

Qin Yu was stunned: "Grandma Chen, are you really good?" How about I help you move up?" Grandma

Chen waved her hand with a smile: "It's okay, don't look at your Grandma Chen's trembling appearance now, when she was young, she was also a martial artist of the Eight Classics, and it didn't get in the way, it didn't get in the way." "

Oh, okay, then Grandma Chen, be careful."

Qin Yu nodded, and then handed the sack back to Grandma Chen's hand.

After saying goodbye to Grandma Chen, Qin Yu planned to return to the guard's room.

However, at this moment, outside the door, two middle-aged women walked over with a smile.

Seeing this, Qin Yu immediately waved his hand with a smile and greeted: "

Mom, Aunt Li, just got off work."

Seeing this, the smile on her face suddenly stopped, and one of the middle-aged women with slightly shorter hair quickly covered her face with her hand and left quickly.

"Huh?" Aunt Li on the side was suddenly stunned: "Amin, what are you running?" Do you think that's your son Xiao Yu?

Chen Min, who was speeding forward, covered his face and whispered:

"No, you recognized the wrong person, it's too dark, let's go quickly."

"Oh."

Looking at the two who left directly without even saying hello, Qin Yu also spread his hands helplessly, and sighed:

"Alas, women, it's vanity."

......

Chen Min pushed open the door and returned home, his face was gloomy, and he let out a long sigh.

Seeing this, Qin Xiaotian, who was sitting on the sofa and reading the newspaper, asked with some concern:

"What the, what?"

Chen Min slumped on the sofa with a helpless expression, like a salted fish that had lost his dream:

"How can you still drop, it's not all because of your precious son."

"Xiao Yu?" Qin Xiaotian was stunned: "What about Xiao Yu?"

"What did you say?" Chen Min glared angrily and said: "You tell me that this stinky boy doesn't know what kind of crazy he smoked, so he has to be a security guard!"

"Moreover, even if you are a security guard, you have to be in our community!"

"You said how can I raise my head in front of our neighbors and colleagues in the future?"

Qin Xiaotian said with a smile: "Hey, kid, maybe it's just fresh, with this kid's patience, it is estimated that he won't want to work in a few days." "

Hehe," Chen Min sneered: "I don't think this kid is a new picture."

"Do you know what this kid did today?"

"He even put up a sign at the entrance of the community, which said takeaway and dogs are not allowed!"

"You said he was full of food!"

Qin Xiaotian was stunned when he heard this, and immediately laughed:

"I said why can't I see the shadow of the delivery man in the community today, dare to love is the masterpiece of this kid."

"I think it's good, these delivery workers used to ride small electric donkeys to rampage in the community, they have already bumped into people several times, and now put up a sign to prevent them from coming in, I think it's good!" Encouraged!

"Still laughing and laughing!" Chen Min pinched the fat on Qin Xiaotian's stomach and said angrily:

"Are you going to let our son be a security guard for the rest of his life?"

Qin Xiaotian grinned in pain, and said with a bitter smile with some helplessness:

"Then what to do?"

"This kid learns to learn the penultimate first, the first to practice martial arts, tomorrow's talent awakening ceremony is estimated to not wake up a fart, then since this is the case, it is better to be a security guard or something, it is also very good."

"Anyway, with our current savings, there is no burden to raise such a dry food for nothing."

"No," Chen Min shook his head resolutely: "I can't accept that my son can only be a security guard for the rest of his life."

Speaking of this, she suddenly remembered something, her eyes lit up, and she looked at Qin Xiaotian beside her and asked in a low voice:

"By the way, isn't your father the number one in Southeast Province?"

"How about you ask your dad if he has any heavenly treasures that change his life against the heavens?"

Qin Xiaotian sighed lightly: "My father is only an inspector of the Southeast Province, and he is not the emperor of the Great Xia Dynasty, how can there be any heavenly materials and earth treasures that change their lives against the sky."

"Besides, from childhood to adulthood, those good things our father has not used for Xiao Yu, no, they are useless."

"Forget it, our son, this life is also the life of an ordinary person, let's recognize it."

When Chen Min heard this, he also sighed helplessly, and seemed to have resigned himself to his fate.

However, at this moment, Qin Xiaotian suddenly smiled and said,

"Huh? Boy, since the big size is wasted, how about we go back to the furnace and remake one? Practice a trumpet?

When Chen Min heard this, he looked at the other party suspiciously:

"With your current pot-bellied appearance, can it still work?"

"Hey!?" When Qin Xiaotian heard this, he was immediately anxious, and stood up immediately:

"You can say that a man is ugly, or you can say that a man is fat, but you just can't say that a man can't!"

Saying that, he rolled up his sleeves and said with a confident expression:

"Today, I will let you feel the majesty of Jiangnan Hanzi again!"