When Qin Yu returned home from school, his mother Chen Min directly made him his favorite Kitaro jelly, and his father Qin Xiaotian gave him a big bear hug!
"Son, yes! Today, your class teachers have told me that you have shown your might in the eight-school competition and led your school to win the championship!
Qin Xiaotian laughed.
"It's worthy of Wu'er, and it really has the posture of a great emperor!"
Qin Yu waved his hand calmly: "It's just a basic exercise, don't be six."
"Hehe, praise you for two sentences, you are still breathing."
Chen Min said with a smile on his face, and immediately took out a hot-blooded adult magazine from behind.
"Say, what's going on, I found it from your nightstand."
Qin Yu was stunned, took a closer look, and decisively shook his head:
"I don't know, it's not mine!"
"Someone is framing me!"
Just kidding, he has always only looked at Kyo Soku-sensei, and never at Tabano.
But who knows, as soon as the words were finished, Qin Xiaotian directly gave him a big chestnut on his head:
"Is it a man?" If you read it, say you have seen it, and you must dare to do it! "
Qin Yu: ???
"But the point is that this is really not mine." Qin Yu looked aggrieved.
Mother Chen obviously looked unbelieving, and snorted coldly: "
What I found in your bedside table is not yours, is it Lao Wang next door?"
Speaking of this, Mother Chen also sighed helplessly:
"Xiao Yu, my mother knows that you have grown up, and there is a strong demand in that aspect, but you must also pay attention to moderation."
"Do you want to become a three!!-like like your dad..."
Qin Xiaotian's face changed instantly, he coughed heavily several times, and quickly interrupted Mother Chen's words.
When Qin Yu heard this, he showed a strange smile:
"Dad, you won't be a three-second real man, right?"
"Three you big-headed ghost!"
Qin Xiaotian slammed Qin Yu's head with a big blow again:
"Hurry back to the house and study!" The magazine was confiscated! "
Oh."
Qin Yu nodded a little speechlessly, his face a little resentful.
What a hell today.
If you want to say that the magazine is his, it is enough to be scolded, but the key is really not his.
If it wasn't his, whose could it be?
Qin Yu secretly wondered in his heart.
At this moment, two options suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.
[Option 1: Silently resist this matter for my father and honestly admit my mistake. ] Completion reward: 10 play points. [
Option 2: Debunk Dad and tell Mom that this magazine is Dad's.] Completion reward: 30 play points.
Looking at the two options that suddenly appeared in front of him, Qin Yu was silent.
Suddenly, all kinds of thoughts suddenly came to my mind.
He suddenly remembered something.
He vaguely remembered that a few days ago, when he secretly communicated with his father about the well-known actresses of the Japanese Island Country, his father's favorite actress seemed to be Tabanojiyi...
Thinking of this, Qin Yu's fist suddenly hardened.
The hateful daddy dared to frame him!
"Mom, this magazine is not mine, it's Dad's!"
"Poof!"
Qin Xiaotian, who had just drunk a sip of water, directly sprayed out all the water, and looked at Chen Min with a sad and indignant face:
"This kid is slandering me!" He's slandering me!
Saying that, he already began to unfasten his belt
quickly, "At a young age, you have learned to slander others, but you can get it when you grow up!?"
"It seems that I have to let you experience the taste of the seven wolves of Jiangnan again today!"
Qin Yu hurriedly ran behind his mother with a puff of smoke, and said loudly:
"Mom, I have evidence, when my father secretly communicated with me in private, he said that he liked Dobo Ye Jiyi the most!"
When Qin Xiaotian heard this, his eyes suddenly widened:
"Stinky boy, say that you want to keep it secret, you..."
Only halfway through the words, he suddenly realized something and quickly closed his mouth.
But at this moment, Mother Chen's eyes became dangerous in an instant, and a strong murderous aura slowly spread out.
A big red word 'danger' suddenly appeared on Qin Xiaotian's forehead!
"Daddy, what did you just say? Secrecy? What secret can't I let me know?
Qin Xiaotian's limbs trembled slightly, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he scratched his head with a smile:
"Ha, haha, what secrecy, mouth, slip of the tongue, hahaha..."
As an old husband and wife who has lived with Qin Xiaotian for more than twenty years, Chen Min has understood everything when he sees this.
Suddenly, a roar like the roar of a lion in Hedong sounded.
"Well, you bastard! Even if you secretly engage in color, you even dare to slander your son!
"I don't think you have been kneeling on the washboard lately, and your knees are itching again, are you!!?"
While roaring, Mother Chen angrily grabbed Qin Xiaotian's ears and walked into the bedroom, and then slammed the door shut!
Soon, there was a terrible howl like killing a pig inside!
"Ding! Complete your selection and get 30 play points. Listening
to the terrifying howl inside the door, Qin Yu sighed and shook his head.
Daddy, Daddy
, self-inflicted sins, do not live!
......
Back in the bedroom, Qin Yu opened his neck as always, wanting to see if anyone had sent him emotional counseling.
Looking at a red dot information prompt on the private message column, Qin Yu knew that another honest person needed to wait for him to come to the rescue.
Qin Yu clicked on the private message column.
[Do fat people have love too?] "Hello, Master, I would like to consult an emotional question. [
Ha-san]: "Ask." "
[Do fat people have love too?] "Well, I have a girlfriend, I've been with her for more than three years, but we haven't played singles yet, and she said she's a very conservative and traditional woman, only after marriage, and I agree."
"But just yesterday, a friend of mine saw my girlfriend playing on a field course with another strange man, and I went over to confront her, and she confessed."
"But she told me that she was a ghost for a while, knew that she was wrong, said that this was really just her first time, and really loved me, and begged me to forgive her, what should I do now, master?"
[Yusan]: "Are you playing this ball properly?" "
[Do fat people have love too?] "If this play is serious, Master, why did I come to you and ask you?" [
Yusan]: "Since you all know that this game is not serious, then you still come to ask me?" "
[Do fat people have love too?] "Huh? Master, are you putting this set of dolls with me? [
Ha-san]: "Are you a pig, I mean let you quickly divide!" "
[Do fat people have love too?] "But, Master, my girlfriend is really nice, and she promised me that this was the first and last time and would never be repeated, and I actually wanted to give her another chance." [
Yusan]: "Oh, what do you believe in what she said, right?" Then I also said that I am Qin Shi Huang, ready to make a comeback, let you send me money, do you believe it? "
[Do fat people have love too?] "Master, don't make trouble, this is different." My partner was of really good character, and except for this time, she never lied to me.
Looking at the other party's answer on the screen, Qin Yu couldn't help but sigh.
This kid is not shallow by that girl's PUA.
For this kind of silly boy, it is estimated that he can't understand it just by saying, and he has to be ruthless.
[Ha-san]: "In this way, do you recognize the people in the Night Patrol Division." "
[Do fat people have love too?] "My uncle's third uncle's second aunt works in the Night Patrol Division. [
Yusang]: "That's just right, let your uncle's third grandfather's second aunt help you check your girlfriend's opening record, if nothing else, you should see a new world." The
other side was silent for ten seconds, and then replied to Qin Yu.
[Do fat people have love too?] "Okay. "
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