Look down on security? Little Iron Fist is here!

"Give you three seconds to apologize."

Hearing this, Qin Yu suddenly became happy.

The last one who dared to talk to him like this should still be lying in the ICU now.

At this moment, an option suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

[Option 1: Hurriedly apologized with a flattering face: "Brother, I was wrong, or you can give me two big bibies. "Completion reward: a small amount of spiritual power]

[Option two: Spit directly into the other party's face, mocking: "You are a hook, dare to ask Laozi to apologize? When Lao Tzu wore open pants, you were just an adult! "Completion Reward: A large amount of spiritual power points]

Looking at the two options in front of him, Qin Yu smiled.

Why do you still use this option?

"Ahhh!"

Qin Yu directly spat on the other party's face, and mocked with disdain:

"You are a hook, dare to ask Laozi to apologize?" When Lao Tzu wore open pants, you were just an adult!

At this moment, everyone in the audience was stunned when they looked at the scene in front of them.

None of them expected Qin Yu to dare to be so bold?

Especially Li Wenwen, her face was even more solemn at this moment.

She knew the identity of Chu Meng's husband.

One of the top executives of Donghai Group, a leading enterprise in Jiangnan City, has a very high status in Jiangnan City, and ordinary people will really get into big trouble if they get into trouble.

"Huh, huh."

Chen Kang smiled.

Laughed at angrily.

No one has dared to provoke him so much for a long time.

The last one who dared to provoke him like this, the grave grass should already be two meters high....

Chen Kang's face became suddenly gloomy, and he slapped it murderously.

"My grandfather is the Great Xia Patrol Envoy."

"Huh!?"

Chen Kang's pupils shrank suddenly, and the slap that fanned away directly stopped at a distance of less than a few centimeters from Qin Yu's face.

"What did you say?"

Chen Kang looked at the young man in front of him in disbelief.

Qin Yu took out a photo of him and his grandfather, and said with a smile: "

I said that my grandfather is the patrol of the Great Xia Dynasty."

Looking at the photo in front of him, Chen Kang's face suddenly changed, and beads of sweat on his forehead suddenly appeared.

"Young Master Qin, the villain has eyes that don't recognize Mount Tai, and he bumped into you, and I hope that you have a lot of adults, forgive us for our rudeness."

Chen Kang hurriedly bowed to Qin Yu and apologized.

Saying that, he directly slapped Chu Meng's face on the side:

"Cheap goods, quickly apologize to Qin Gongzi!"

Chu Meng covered his red little face, looking incredulous.

But under the pressure of her husband's gloomy gaze, Chu Meng still apologized to Qin Yu with a look of fear, and then the two hurriedly left.

After the two left, Li Wenwen and Zhao Fangying both looked at Qin Yu with a surprised expression.

"Qin Yu, is your grandfather really an inspector of the Great Xia Dynasty?"

"Ugh."

Qin Yu nodded indifferently.

Xuan Lian sat down again and ate the steak calmly with Liu Damao again.

However, Li Wenwen and the two were in no mood to eat at the moment.

They never expected that this strange-looking teenager in front of them was actually the grandson of the Great Xia Patrol!?

......

After a few people had dinner, they left each other's contact information, and they went back to their respective homes and found their mothers.

Qin Yu returned home, opened his mobile phone, and swiped the short video.

It was discovered that someone had written a poem and received hundreds of thousands of likes.

The name of the poem is Smoke.

I leaned against the balcony and

smoked, I smoked half, the wind smoked half

, I

was angry,

so I started smoking.

Qin Yu looked at this poem, and the comments below were all applauded.

Qin Yu smiled.

That's it?

He can also come up with one.

Immediately, Qin Yu wrote in the comment area.

"Oil Cake"

I stood in the corridor to

eat oil cake, I ate half of it, the other half couldn't eat

, just because it was too greasy

, so I called Kun Kun, can I eat oil cake?

As soon as this poem was posted in the comment area, sure enough, it was instantly liked by many people.

The comments below are also very interesting.

"Susan! Eat oil cakes or not? "

Lawyer letter warning!"

"Little sunspot, showing chicken feet, right?"

"You've been writing this poem for two and a half years!"

"Little sunspot steamed shrimp head!"

"Little sunspot, fried fish with flavor, fragrant wings to eat food (ʘ言ʘ╬)?"

Looking

at the various flower comments, Qin Yu smiled beautifully.

A casual poem can cause such a heated discussion, and he is really an ordinary little genius in poetry.

Later, Qin Yu opened his neck again and found that another brother had sent him emotional counseling.

[Yi Fan Fengshun]:

"Master, I want to consult, that is, I have a friend, when playing basketball with his partner, his physical strength is too poor, and he often can't play for three or five minutes."

"Now I, ahhh, his girlfriend hates him very much and wants to break up with him, what should my friend do?"

Qin Yu touched his chin, and a slightly strange smile appeared in his eyes.

Not in three or five minutes?

In this case, it is generally recommended that it can be remade.

Of course, I think so, but I still have to put it mildly

:

"Generally speaking, playing basketball is a sport that emphasizes fierce physical confrontation."

"Especially when playing singles for men and women, boys are generally the active attackers, so they are much more physically exerted than girls, but that's not a reason why you can only hold on for three or five minutes."

"After all, according to the research of China's Academy of Sciences, it is generally normal for boys to play between 7 and 15 minutes, and only three or five minutes like you must be a little short."

"My advice is, usually strengthen exercise, especially the exercise of the lower limbs, such as what squats ah, usually practice more, help you stimulate the secretion of male testosterone hormone, good for your endurance, explosive power, are quite helpful."

"And then on the other hand, the diet also has to keep up, like what kind of bullwhip, pig loin, leek, eat what you should eat."

"Men, if they are not afraid of poor physical strength, they are afraid that if they do not practice with poor physical strength, then they will be completely wasted."

[Yi Fan Fengshun]: "I realized, master."

"Ding! Successfully solved an emotional problem once, current task progress (18/1000).

"Get rewards: Psychic +5, Play Point +5!"

After doing this, Qin Yu turned off the computer, planned to cultivate the meeting, washed up, and then went to bed.

As for food delivery, it's too late today and I'm tired, so let's continue tomorrow.

And at this moment, someone sent him a V letter.

Qin Yu clicked and saw that it was Li Wenwen, the sister of the Night Patrol Division, whose name was [Wenai].

[Wen Ai]: "Stinky boy, you dare to beat my sister?" [

Yusang]: "Sister Wenwen, this is a bad word, this is a mutual discussion, is it inevitable that there will be a bump." [

Wen Ai]: "I understand the truth, but why did you kid pick my sister's chest?" [

Ha-san]: "? My hen. Your sister is flat there, I can't tell the difference."

[Wenai]: "(╬ ̄皿 ̄) Convex"

[Yusang]: "Sister Wenwen, we can also be regarded as not acquainted, rest assured, from now on, your sister will be covered by me in school." [

Wenai]: "Listen to your tone, you are very dick in your school?"

[Yusang]: "It's not me blowing with you, the shoulder of the entire Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School is exactly below, and even the principal has to give me three thin noodles." [

Wenai]: "It's to give your grandfather face." [

Yusan]: "Ahem, it's all about the same." [

Wen Ai]: "Okay, smelly boy, forget it this time, but if you dare to do something to my sister's sensitive parts next time, even if your grandfather is a Daxia Patrol, I will give you some color!" [

Yusang]: "Okay, Sister Wenwen, you can put a hundred hearts, compared to the heart JPG." Ending

the conversation, Qin Yu pouted with disdain.

Stinky woman, crazy what crazy!

If I hadn't been able to beat you now, I would have beaten you there!"

Qin Yu lay on the bed, secretly YY in his heart.

It's just really weird.

Obviously they are sisters, but why is that piece so different?

Qin Yu shook his head suspiciously, and didn't bother to think about it, and turned around to look at a book titled "Look down on the security guard?" by well-known authors Orange and Yuzu, which had just won the Nobel Pure Comedy Literary Award. Little Iron Fist is coming! novel.

I have to say that this author really wrote very well, watching him quack straight, laughing so that his eight-pack abs are almost trained.

......

PS: I see that many readers are asking why the passive skill of the keen perception of excellent security guards is described as domineering, in fact, I am just a metaphor, after all, the skill effect is similar, it is easier for readers to understand a little, and then there are fewer words, so that readers are confused I apologize here.