Looking for the lost ship girl
Chapter 238 U47’s Question Session
What's Blücher's plan? Whether she really didn't understand or pretended not to understand, Su Gu didn't know. Anyway, after he took off his coat, Blücher left.
The reason for leaving was not because he was about to take off his clothes. After all, as a man, he was going to take off his clothes and take a shower. As a woman, Blücher was still around, which would have a bad influence.
Although in theory, Su Gu welcomes such a thing 100%.
However, there was no wonderful development after all. The reason why Blücher left was because he saw three small submarines coming in.
After all, in addition to Su Gu, several U47 submarines also played in the sea for such a long time, and of course they had to use fresh water before bathing.
So when U47 came over with a small swimming ring, he immediately saw Blücher and Su Gu, and then looked at them with suspicious eyes. Su Gu glared at U47, saying nothing happened. You obviously know that your admiral is taking a shower, so you guys ran in. You must have some ideas, and what are you doing here forcing U81 to come over?
However, Su Gu was happy to wash with a little girl, but U47 and U505 were fine, and U81's foul breasts really didn't look like a little girl's. Then just like that, Blücher looked at a few little girls, and then led the submarines out.
Everyone left and soon lay in the bathtub. Su Gu took the toy yellow duck and squeezed it, then placed it on the water. He thought of several small submarines and then of Blücher.
For the first time, I had the opportunity to take a mixed bath. On one side was the big sister with a plump figure and on the other was the cute little submarine. The two joys overlapped each other. This double joy brought more and more joy, and I should have had a dream-like happy time. However, why does it become like this...
After a while, the hot water in the bathtub turned to warm water and even slowly turned to cold water.
Until my fingers felt wrinkled, finally at this moment there was a knock on the door in the bathroom, and Blücher's voice also sounded.
"Admiral, I've put your clothes outside for you."
"Uh-huh."
After hearing the sound, Su Gu came out of the bathroom and found clothes in the bamboo basket.
What Blücher sent over was a set of ordinary clothes, which he bought at a random clothing store outside the gendarmerie compound. Such a set of clothes barely fit him. Then he put on his socks and shoes and jumped on the ground.
Then he stood in front of the mirror, dried his hair with a towel, and combed it with his fingers. He felt much refreshed and handsome after just taking a shower.
At this time, U47 said from the side: "Smelly."
U47 said this, and before Su Gu clenched his hand into a fist and hit her on the head, the three submarines ran into the bathroom, and soon there was a noise.
After taking a shower, Su Gu returned to the living room, then took a knife on the coffee table and started peeling pears.
Blücher looked at Su Gu and said, "It looks suitable." That was the clothes she chose.
Su Gu nodded and said, "Yes, it fits well."
"Of course my vision is right."
Here we go again, my compliment was just a polite compliment.
After Su Gu finished peeling the pear, he waved a whole piece of pear skin in front of Xiao Zhai and said, "Xiao Zhai, how do you think it is?"
"oh."
It was so boring that there was no sound of surprise. Then Su Gu threw the pear skin into the trash can and finished the pear.
Then three submarines ran out. At this time, they were no longer wearing swimsuits, but changed into ordinary children's clothes. The hair of U47 and U505 has not been tied up yet, and is hanging casually on the back. Three people and three hoodies, namely a crocodile, a dinosaur and a tiger.
At this time, U47 was tinkering in the living room and said, "Hey, would you like to come to our room and take a look, Admiral? We have a lot of collections."
Hmm, of course I have to check out the little girl’s room.
Then I walked to the submarines' room. In that room, except for the three-tiered beds, there were basically three sets of commonly used things. I didn't see anything particularly distinctive, but in the end I found a large aquarium in the corner of the room.
So he walked over, looked at it, and grinned. There were some strange undersea animals in the aquarium. What is that lamprey-like thing, and is the other one a nautilus? You are all raising some strange things.
"There used to be a lot of shrimp, but they were all eaten."
"These fish often die, so every once in a while we have to catch some."
"When Sister Blücher cooks fish, she always catches it directly from our aquarium..."
"Admiral, do you want to play?"
Saying this, U47 directly grabbed a fish from the aquarium and stuffed it into Su Gu's hand. At this time, Su Gu saw the colorful snake-shaped fish in his hand and quickly shook it away. Then he saw U47 smiling.
Being teased, Su Gu thought a little depressed.
In this way, I wandered around the submarines' room for a while, and then came out.
Su Gu sat on the sofa in the living room, ate some fruit and said a few innocuous words. Then he saw U47 sitting next to him, holding a book, and looked at the cover of the book with some curiosity. The name on the cover was "One Hundred Thousand Whys". I remember having a book like this when I was young, but I didn’t expect it to be available here.
However, compared to my previous books, this book has no colorful pictures, and the whole book is much thinner. It seems that the names are just gimmicks.
Consultant Su asked: "Do you still read this kind of book?"
U47 said: "Of course."
Su Gu saw U47 holding the book and had already read the last few pages, and then said, "You have actually read so much?"
"Of course."
"Have you read them all?"
"Then I'll test you."
U47 smiled proudly, put the book into Su Gu's hand, and said, "I have finished reading it. Admiral, please ask questions. No matter what kind of question it is, U47 can answer it."
"real?"
U47 nodded decisively, looking very confident, and said, "Really."
Su Gu held the book and was silent for a moment, then said: "What is Kirchhoff's current law?"
"Oh, ah, that..."
"What about the law of electromagnetic induction?"
"well……"
"Theorem of motion of the center of mass?"
"..."
"Principle of constant speed of light?"
Su Gu saw the embarrassment on U47's face. In fact, he knew the previous laws, but he didn't know the contents of the following theorems and principles. He just said it because he remembered it before and thought it was very powerful. However, although he didn't know it, it didn't stop him from taking the U47 test. At this time, seeing that U47 couldn't answer a single question, he felt a little proud.
Then Su Gu put the book in U47's hand and said, "You don't understand anything at all."
U47 shouted: "Those things are not in the book."
"I didn't say I wanted to test the content in the book."
Then Su Gu turned to look at U81 and said, "I'll test you too, U81."
U81 opened her mouth slightly, looking a little surprised. She didn't know why she turned into herself.
"Who's mom's mom?"
Although she is a ship girl, she also knows these things. U81 replied: "It's grandma."
"Who is more powerful, hyena or lion?"
"Lion."
Su Gu touched U81's head, then glanced provocatively at U47 and said, "U81 is very smart."
U47 immediately went to pull Su Gu's clothes and said, "I know this kind of problem."
Su Gu grinned and said, "What should you call your mother's father's sister's daughter's husband?"
U47 counted on his fingers and suddenly felt a little confused.
"Who is more powerful, the lactating Cordia brown bear or the Komodo dragon? Please tell me why? What methods does the Komodo dragon rely on to kill its enemies?"
U47 was stunned, what is this and what? The Cordia brown bear should be more powerful, but the Komodo dragon and Longye sound very powerful. And what do you rely on to kill the enemy? It shouldn't be enough to just bite, or else just use claws.
Su Gu looked at U47 who was still thinking about the question, and said with a confused look: "I can't even answer this. Alas, I'm disappointed in you. Komodo dragons rely on sepsis... Then let me ask you a simpler question. Question. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met, but they didn’t say hello. Why?”
U47 scratched his hair and didn't understand.
At this time, Xiao Zhai said from the side: "Because they are unfamiliar." Of course Xiao Zhai has heard such a cold joke.
Then Su Gu said to U47: "This is the last question... Once upon a time, there were two people. One called me a pig, and the other called me not a pig. Then I died because I was not a pig. Who is left?"
U47 frowned and suddenly said in surprise: "I'm a pig!"
Su Gu is smiling.
U47 was a little confused and said again: "It's just that I'm a pig!"
Su Gu said seriously: "By the way, you are a pig."
Hearing this, Blücher was laughing, Xiaozhai was also laughing as he held U505 in his arms, she was laughing to the point of laughter anyway, Bismarck looked out the window, there was no laughter, but his shoulders were shrugging.
Hearing everyone's laughter, U47 also understood what he said, and then his face became redder and redder, and his eyes became misty. She made a face, immediately smashed the book in her hand on Su Gu, and then yelled loudly, almost crying. After all, she was just a little girl.
Bismarck looked at Su Gu with an expression that said you were in trouble.
The little girl started crying, and Su Gu was a little embarrassed. After all, no matter how funny he is, even if he bullies the little girl, it will make the little girl cry. At this time, he becomes a heinous person in the eyes of everyone.
Bismarck was not good at comforting little girls, Blücher also looked helpless, Xiao Zhai was the most heartless person, U47's eyes were red, but she smiled the most vigorously.
There is no other way but to take action on your own.
"U47." Su Gu called out.
U47 ignored him and was having trouble.
"U47." Su Gu called again, but still ignored him.
Su Gu was a little helpless. He had no children and no experience in taking care of children. Usually there is basically no chance of making the destroyer cry. On the contrary, he is a very popular existence in the garrison. At this time, there is nothing that can be done about the little girl or young girl.
"U47, let me tell you a joke... An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil and only one leg was exposed. The little rabbit saw it and asked in confusion, why was the leg exposed? The ant said: Hush! Don't make a sound, I will trip him!"
After telling a joke like this, U47 still kept a straight face. Su Gu thought for a while and decided that he should be closer to life. Then he said: "One day, the destroyer Veneto and the battleship Richelieu went to see a movie. Richelieu happened to be Sitting in front of Veneto, Veneto was blocked and could not see the movie. After a while, Veneto couldn't bear it anymore and sat in front of Richelieu. Then he turned around and said to her, "You know now that you are blocked." It’s a taste!”
U47 didn't laugh. Blücher heard it, but he patted Su Gu on the shoulder and said, "If she finds out about how you arranged Veneto like this, I'm afraid she will splash coffee all over you."
U47 raised his head and said: "Sister Veneto is a battleship."
Don’t you understand such jokes? It seemed that the little girl was just a little girl, but she finally spoke, and the solution was very good. Then Su Gu hugged U47 and said a few more words. I have to say that the child's face was very happy in June. U47 soon became happy.
After comforting U47, Su Gu looked inside the room and saw a banner that read, Outstanding Military Police.
Su Gu was a little amused and asked, "You still have banners..."
"Of course."
Su Gu said: "Isn't your style good...by the way, what kind of work do your military police usually do?"
Although when I was in the academy, I knew what the military police were doing and what role they played in their work. But what exactly was involved? After all, he was a good admiral and had no chance of dealing with the military police. At this time, since my shipgirl is engaged in the work of the military police, of course I have to ask.
"That means dealing with some admirals, admirals who made mistakes."
"Not everyone says that admirals are persistent and generally don't make mistakes."
Su Gu said this, although he probably knew why? For example, people's hearts are changeable. But when it comes to chatting, after you have said everything, what else do you want others to say.
Blücher said: "What kind of person is there? You are not the same. You abandon everyone and leave... Ordinary admirals, although the academy only recruits those who are persistent at the beginning. But human beings, A preference for the new and dislike of the old, an inflated desire for power, and the fickleness of people's hearts will always change a person slowly. If a person changes, an admiral will have no way to build a new ship girl, and there will be no way to gain the approval of the new ship girl. But no matter what In other words, as long as you don't go too far, the original ship girl will always follow you."
"If you want to punish an admiral, other things are easier to handle, but many times even if your admiral does something wrong, the ship girl will defend her admiral. Even if we are the military police, we cannot judge an admiral casually. We also pay attention to evidence, but sometimes as a victim, the shipgirl will not report the admiral, and this kind of thing is the most troublesome."
"Some admirals just need to be dealt with. It is obvious that the ship girl has given her sincerity, but as an admiral, she turns a blind eye and instead thinks that she is right..." After saying this, Blücher smiled at Su Gu and said: "Admiral, I am not I'm talking about you."
When you added a sentence like this, you were obviously talking about me. Otherwise, would there be any need to emphasize it deliberately?
However, Su Gu did not refute or admit that it was all a game in the past, but at least now he would never make such a mistake again.
After introducing some things one after another, Blücher said: "How to talk about the specific things, some are running around... Well, if you want to know so much, then let's go to my sister's place to have a look first."
"Shouldn't she be in a meeting?"
Su Gu also knew that Admiral Hipper, the captain of the gendarmerie, called the admiral who came nearby to attend a meeting. He heard this from Yu Jin, who had withdrawn halfway. After all, we talked a lot together at the beginning. Regardless of whether he believed what Su Gu said or not, when Su Gu mentioned the matter of Admiral Hipper, Yu Jin told everything he knew.
"She is in a meeting, and I don't want to disturb her... I originally wanted to give her a surprise, but forget it, she looks like an old maid. Especially now that she has become the captain of the gendarmerie, she always has a straight face. Even if we see the admiral, it shouldn't be a big deal. They are having a meeting in the auditorium, so we can just stand outside and watch. It doesn't matter, we won't disturb her."
"And, since you want to know what we are doing, then go and take a look."
Originally, he didn't want to disturb their work, but Su Gu didn't have that kind of mentality. He wanted the ship girl to interrupt her work but also come to meet him.
Since it won't disturb her, that's fine. Then he nodded and said, "Let's go over and see your sister."
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