Looking for the lost ship girl
Chapter 596 Society is really sinister
While Su Gu and others were waiting, Missouri actually finished the work early. She did not go back directly, but went to find Hindenburg first. After all, the mission was not completed yet.
At this time, she was sitting casually on the cable pile beside the pier, hugging a small destroyer who was watching the fun next to her. She stretched out her hand to rub her face. Her face was not as soft as Xiao Zhai's at all. She let go of her hand, and the little destroyer Loli quickly walked away.
Although there was no sun, she wore her sunglasses rather coquettishly, then took off her sunglasses and hung them on the collar of her shirt, saying, "Hindenburg, you are waiting for the captain."
His short gray hair stuck to his face due to being soaked in water. Hindenburg, who was wearing a windbreaker, was wearing a full-on ship suit. The cold and ferocious ship suit was equipped with cat cannons and Type 91 armor-piercing projectiles. She was standing on the sea, with her feet as the center of the circle, and ripples swayed in circles.
Crossing his arms, Hindenburg asked, "What do you mean?"
She always had a hard time keeping up with Missouri.
Missouri crossed her legs, leaned over slightly, and said, "I know a sister who looks pretty good and dresses very fashionably. She has never married, saying that she wants to marry someone she likes. Because she has never found one, she has been waiting until She was still unmarried at the age of thirty-four. Her family, friends and neighbors introduced many people to her, but she was not satisfied with them. Others told her that she was getting older and would have to make do if she didn’t get married. But she never gave up. , finally when she was thirty-seven years old, she met a rich and handsome captain who was worth three hundred and eighty, and they fell in love at first sight."
Because of someone's relationship, Missouri knows a lot more than before, and is much better at irony.
He understood the whole text, but he was just a little confused. Hindenburg didn't understand why and said: "You mean captain, the one who flies a plane? And what do three hundred and eighty mean?"
Missouri stretched out his palm and curled his thumb into the palm: "One hundred and eighty square meters."
"house?"
Missouri pursed her lips, not expecting Hindenburg to answer: "Yes."
Hindenburg was stunned for a moment. She just said it casually without thinking that she was right. At first, I thought these three hundred and eighty represented some amazing power, strength, and wealth, but I didn't expect that they were just such ordinary things. She said: "It's not much, just one hundred and eighty. If I just think about it, I can easily afford a house worth eighteen hundred."
Missouri frowned and said: "It's not much for you, mainly because you are a ship girl. For ordinary people, this is enough, this is already a lot."
Hindenburg didn't care. Her character was a bit careless, but this time she was always called silly. She asked: "What does the remaining two mean one hundred and eighty?"
"One hundred and eighty centimeters."
"Height?" Hindenburg stood upright and looked heroic. This time her expression became mocking: "One hundred and eighty centimeters is not high."
Missouri said: "You can't just look at yourself, you have to look at it dialectically. Easterners and Westerners are different."
"Okay, what do you mean by the remaining one hundred and eighty?"
Missouri gave a teasing smile: "One hundred and eighty millimeters."
After saying this, she stopped talking and didn't say any more, feeling that it would have a bad impact.
She heard this from Beizhai Boring... Of course, Beizhai also heard it from someone. After all, the couple can talk about anything. However, Lao Siji really didn't have much concept of private conversations, which resulted in someone being called a hooligan. In short, listen to what Bei Zhai showed off about "three hundred and eighty", "Pan Donkey and Deng Xiaoxian", which are the scoring standards for men, and "women are white and rich, with beautiful waist, breasts, sound, smart legs", which are the scoring standards for girls, and then It is obvious that he can score perfectly.
Compared to Missouri, Hindenburg was as pure as a flower, and she couldn't think of any meaning for a long time.
She wanted to continue asking, but Missouri did not answer, and just said: "So Hindenburg, you are waiting for the captain. First of all, you need a young and handsome admiral, and he must pamper you 100%. The garrison must also be super If you have money, there are so many MK7s, MK6s, Cat Cannons, and Type 91 armor-piercing bullets in the warehouse that you can’t even put them in. Tsk, tsk, tsk, you’re overthinking it.”
Speaking of this, Missouri suddenly thought that for the ship girl, it didn't matter whether there were many people in the guarding mansion, and most even thought that the more people, the better. He also has an indifferent attitude towards the admiral's multiple marriages. As long as the admiral still likes him, that's enough. Even if he doesn't like himself anymore, as long as he likes him, it's enough. If there are enough people in the garrison, and the equipment carried by everyone is included, it can be said to be very powerful, so the admiral of the garrison can also be regarded as the captain in a sense. She chuckled.
Seeing that Hindenburg didn't speak, Missouri continued: "Don't become a leftover woman of mankind. No one can look down on you. No one can look down on you."
At this point, Hindenburg finally understood what the captain meant. This meant that he was being too picky. She said: "I am the only one who looks down on them, and they don't look down on me. Who am I? I am Hindenburg, the battleship Hindenburg. Those boring people classified us into three, six or nine grades, and then I am a six-star lottery bottom boat."
Hindenburg is not bragging at all. As a powerful battleship, even one of the best garrison buildings in the world cannot be obtained casually. If you want to join anyone's garrison, as long as you don't make any truly excessive requests, you will never be rejected.
Missouri put his hands on his knees and looked at the sky in the distance: "Yes, yes, yes."
This time, she was bound to win the boat. This silly elder sister had no objection to joining the garrison, but she chose to deal with it. Just press her to the ground and rub her, and everything would be fine. This is the only one among so many people I know. How I want to see this guy being brutally tortured by Xiao Zhai. It's uncomfortable to be the only one in trouble, so it's best to drag someone into the water alone.
You don’t have to be rich, just be richer than your neighbors. It doesn't matter if you are unlucky, as long as someone is more unlucky than yourself. Everyone likes to compare, and being a ship girl is no exception.
Thinking about how to stir up the topic, Missouri said: "I'm leaving tomorrow, and I'm going back to the town hall next."
Feeling the power in his body and suddenly hearing such bad news, he was stunned. Hindenburg said: "Are you leaving tomorrow?"
Reluctant that the child could not trap the wolf, he lent the equipment to Hindenburg in advance. Now that it was finally time to harvest, Missouri said: "Don't think about delaying it any longer. I have given you the equipment to play with for many days. What else do you want?" . If I were not familiar with you, I wouldn’t let anyone else touch this kind of equipment. I know some of the garrison and ship girls who have a lot of money, including Admiral Yu Qin, the ship girl who runs a company, the Queen Elizabeth, the cat cannon If you sell it to them, do you know how much it can sell for?"
The two said they didn't want to deal with each other, but they once worked in a combat team together, and even went to the East together to participate in the battle to suppress the Deep Sea Yamato. In fact, they were all comrades-in-arms and friends. Hindenburg was not a mindless idiot. If he really disliked or disliked others, he would only give them cold looks, so how could he follow the drill? This kind of behavior is mainly because the relationship has reached a certain level and you can joke around freely.
It has been several days since I got this equipment. In the past, those enemies who were wandering around the sea and only posing little threat to the route were ignored. This time, they ran over to suppress them. The feeling of crushing them was so satisfying.
Some people always say that there is no use in being so strong, as long as it is enough, this is just the self-comfort of losers. If possible, the more money, the better, and the bigger the guns, the better. It is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality. I have experienced it and I am not willing to let it go anymore. I really don't want to give the equipment out, and it has been delayed for a day. Missouri has already said that it will leave before the end of the month, so it can't be delayed any longer.
In fact, Hindenburg had already known about Missouri's idea, but he was already trapped and had no choice: "But joining the garrison..."
This probably doesn't matter to the little loli destroyers, but to a ship girl like Hindenburg who has been around in society, this is a big deal.
Missouri waved his hand: "I didn't ask you to join the garrison, I just invited you to take a look. You also want to become stronger, and you want to practice with the strong."
Hindenburg paused for a moment, all his anger subdued, and became hesitant: "See if you can get the equipment?"
Missouri's face changed: "The Enterprise said you were stupid, everyone said you were stupid, but you are not stupid at all, it's so beautiful. How can it be so cheap? If you don't join the garrison, you still want to get the equipment."
Hindenburg's expression became cold again, and he stretched out a finger to pick up his bangs: "Ha, at least I am a super powerful battleship. I must give your garrison a chance to salvage the ship, and there must be some expression."
Missouri remembered the situation in the garrison and waved his hand: "I'll be honest with you, our garrison really doesn't care about you. Do you know how many ship girls our garrison has? Do you know how many battleships and battlecruisers there are? One more of you is not too much, and one of you less is not a lot. I just want to see our friends and give you some support. Where can you find such a powerful garrison in the whole world? "
Hindenburg knew something about it. The garrison that suppressed three deep-sea flagships at the same time was not weak. The horn of the deep-sea tuba and the scythe of the deep-sea Zuikaku were still in the room. In the past, I might have been scornful, but just a few days ago, Missouri failed at the hands of Missouri, but Missouri itself admitted that it was not ranked high in the garrison.
Missouri continued to confuse: "What do you have to hesitate about? This is an opportunity. Hindenburg, what are you still worried about?"
Pressing harder and harder, Hindenburg suddenly shouted: "That's enough for you, stop talking. I gave you the equipment, take it and get out."
Missouri is not afraid: "What are you worried about? Well, I understand. Yes, it is true."
"You know again? What do you know?"
"Afraid, you are afraid. You have always mocked Bismarck and Tirpitz, fearing that you will fail at their hands."
"Am I afraid? Are you kidding me? Bismarck or Tirpitz, I will crush them and let them sing conquest at my feet."
"Then why are you talking so much?"
"I'm afraid of conflict with your admiral. I will never compromise."
"Our admiral has a good temper."
Missouri took a deep breath and said: "Okay, Hindenburg, don't look for excuses anymore. This is not my invitation to join our garrison. This is also your opportunity to see how big the world is. "
"I will make the decision for our admiral, whether you join our garrison or not. I will give you this equipment to play with for a month, and arrange at least one person to practice with you every week. We will teach you a few tricks, and it will be enough for you. . Don’t be too little. If you have the ability, go and build a good relationship yourself, and then practice as many times a day as you want.”
Hindenburg said to himself: "I'll think about it again."
"I'm not interested in joining the town government. If I want to go, I'll just go and play."
"I'll think about it again"
Hindenburg fell into silence, and a smile gradually appeared on Missouri's lips, saying: "Hindenburg, have you ever thought about it? Become stronger, and then find those British ships and push them to the ground. Tell them, you royals Kiln. Tell them that if you have practice, you will be great, and if you have equipment, you will be great."
Missouri started to laugh, thinking, when you get to the town hall, it won't be up to you anymore, after all, you are already trapped...
So if Hindenburg joins the garrison, what reward should he ask someone for?
Xiao Zhai should at least sleep with him for one night and issue death orders in the name of the admiral. Then I will put the broken corner of Yamato Fukami in my room and make a wooden shelf to put on the bedside table.
So how to bully Hindenburg?
Let's first say that Xiao Zhai is very weak, instruct her to practice, and make a bet beforehand. Then North Carolina, well, I was afraid that this little loli would suddenly turn into a royal sister and cause trouble for me, so I forgot about it. South Dakota looks stupid, Hindenburg probably thought so too, so he started practicing, hahaha... There are many ways to play, so take your time.
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