Looking for the lost ship girl

"Dafeng, what's wrong with you?" Bu Nao just kissed her and walked away. When Ruihe saw Dafeng falling into a daze, he stretched out his hand and waved his fingers in front of her. However, Dafeng didn't blink or react. He didn't know what he was thinking.

Buduo walked away from Dafeng and said to Su Gu: "Dafeng agreed. That's good."

Dafeng didn't agree, she didn't say anything. Putting aside the fact that you are acting like a hooligan, girl, are you too self-righteous, thinking that a kiss can do anything? Thinking like this, Su Gu really didn't know what to say. He looked at the thin and red lips again, which were extremely attractive. Bastard, I say that with envy. Kiss me, whatever I promise you.

"Wake up." Ruihe pushed Dafeng's shoulder, using a little more strength.

After shaking his body, Dafeng finally came to his senses. She heard Bunuo's words and quickly said loudly: "I didn't agree, why are you looking for me?"

"You must be very good at it." Buduo thought of Dafeng's words, which made people face this problem. Maybe I am a good person, but I am also a bad person. Just because your intentions are good, you can be unscrupulous. So that's it, I don't have many friends at all and I'm not likable.

"I'm not good at it." Dafeng wiped her face hard, rubbed it, and said, "Don't look for me anyway."

Even if he wanted to change, his tone was still so self-righteous, and he asked without hesitation: "Then who should I look for?"

Dafeng looked around and decided to talk to someone casually. She saw Su Gu at a glance. In the guard house, everyone can bully the admiral. If anything happens, they can blame him: "Our admiral, you should go to him."

In fact, if I want to say who is the best at talking and making people likeable when talking, it is of course Lexington. Decathlon, as long as you think about it, you can do anything with great reputation as a maid. Wear a maid outfit and become the head maid. Wearing a suit is a white-collar job. Wearing glasses is a teacher. In contrast, even though Washington was Legally Blonde, the debate was okay. Missouri is even worse, she is a madam.

Su Gu found that Bu Tiao was looking at him, which was an unreasonable disaster. He would retaliate: "Me? What can I do? Dafeng, it's you again. After all, guarding the mansion... Let me think about it, you Japanese are best at that, don't cause trouble to others. , how to use honorifics, and bowing. Then, then, anyway, you are the most suitable."

It's not just revenge, there's still some truth in it. To be honest, in Su Gu's mind, Japanese people are the most polite among all people. Although it's just on the surface, like wearing a mask, it's actually quite cold underneath. I don't want to cause trouble to others, and I really hate it when others cause trouble to me. The spirit of craftsmanship means that no matter what you do wrong, just bow down and it will be fine.

Naturally knowing what Su Gu was thinking, Dafeng waved his hand: "No, no, no, I can't do it, I can't do it."

"How can a woman say no?" Su Gu suddenly became serious.

"Well, uh, ah..." Dafeng was a little confused for a moment, and the people around him were laughing so hard.

Seeing that Dafeng's face turned red and he was about to become angry, Su Gu looked around and coughed: "Okay, it's Dafeng. You and Buduo are familiar with each other. As the saying goes, we don't know each other without fighting."

"Prince of Wales, Counterattack, Missouri." Dafeng read over them one by one.

Su Gu still knew a little bit about how to deal with tsundere. He praised: "But they are not as good as you."

Dafeng lowered his head and brushed his bangs. He didn't know how to refuse. He wanted to just agree, but he couldn't speak. It's not that she's still complaining, it's mainly because she's not good at it.

"Forget it if you don't want to. There's no need to force it. I'm just the kind of person who makes people annoying." Dafeng hesitated, but still wanted to save face.

Seeing the disappointment, Dafeng quickly said: "It's not that I don't want to, it's mainly because I feel like I'm not good at speaking well myself, and it's even harder to teach others."

Su Gu waved his hand, indicating that this was nothing more than a minor problem: "Try it first, and if it doesn't work, then talk about it."

"If that's the case, there's no problem in letting me teach you." Dafeng looked at Bu Tiao and suddenly snickered. He still thinks about it now, "Remind you, I am a very strict instructor. If you don't care about repeated teachings, I can hit people."

Su Gu didn't know what to say better. Although Bu Nao said he wanted to join the garrison, he was so unfamiliar with him now that he really couldn't show off his qualities as an admiral. It was Missouri who intervened: "Fight, just fight."

Busuo looked at Missouri coldly. She had known Missouri for a long time, and this guy's character was even worse than before.

Dafeng also became self-righteous. She didn't wait for Bushu's answer and nodded to herself: "That's it. I asked Tianlong to pick up a ruler, hit the palms of his hands, and tap his forehead, hahaha."

Dafeng looked around, and she remembered that Tianlong and Longtian were also here. Bu Nuo asked Su Gu: "So, is this okay?"

"Of course we welcome you if you want."

Bunuo had already spoken to this point and was willing to correct it, but Su Gu had nothing to say.

If there is a problem, there is only one.

Bei Zhai has said many times that she must work hard to become the lonely queen of the north, but unfortunately she only worked hard for a second. Every time I fall down, I dream that I will be careful and will not make such a problem again. But don't talk about it the next day. You will forget what you said within an hour.

The bald eagle Belle McCann specially trained Dumpling Essex. If he wanted to get a ring, he could not be sultry but must be slutty. In the end, he just turned the dumplings into pot stickers and got knocked on the head. Glorious Special Training Kent, he can't be so weak anymore, he must become strong, and he can't be bullied anymore. After several days, Kent said he had grown. At that time, someone snatched the big tiger away, and I burst into tears. The character of a ship girl is quite difficult to correct and her nature is hard to change.

Then, if Bu Ni has never been able to learn to speak well, it seems that he will be dismissed like an ordinary company treats interns. After all, he is considered the number one person. Not only is he powerful, but he is also considered a very powerful person in the ship girl headquarters, even though his status is a little lower than that of the company.

To be honest, Su Gu was still a little curious: "I have already said that even if you lose, there is no need to force yourself to join the garrison."

Bu Tiao said: "Do what you say."

"Are you really that careless?" Su Gu said, "If you join the town guard, you won't be able to leave again."

"It's not a big deal. Even if I join the garrison, if I want to leave, who can stop me?" Bu Tiao smiled, and she was open-minded.

When a ship girl joins the garrison, she can actually leave the garrison or even switch to another garrison. There is no magic contract, if you do it you will die, or it doesn't matter, it mainly depends on your own heart. Of course, the former is unless the admiral is really bad, which is a rare occurrence in the whole world. The latter situation has not occurred so far.

Su Gu didn't have so many ideas. He nodded: "Yes."

When Bu Tiao saw his surroundings, he was suddenly stunned. I saw Missouri, Prince of Wales, Saratoga, Hindenburg, Lexington, Akagi...it seemed like no one could stop me.

All in all, Buduo decided to join the town guard, and Dafeng was responsible for teaching her to speak well.

And then it was several days later.

There are stone tables and benches under the big banyan tree outside the warehouse. Dafeng likes to be here. She actually found a ruler and came over, looking at it without scratching it, waving it every now and then.

"Say more honorifics and greetings like 'Thank you,' Sorry for bothering you,' and 'Excuse me.' Never say 'Didn't you hear me calling you just now?' 'None of these?' or anything like that." "

"People laugh at themselves. Many people like to laugh at themselves. This is a sign of humility. So when others laugh at themselves, you must not echo them. For example, when others say, 'I am so fat,' you must not say, 'Yeah. You are too fat and you still eat so much,' which will make others feel embarrassed and uncomfortable, and will also make people think that your words are thorny and they will not want to communicate with you more."

"Don't be so honest and say whatever comes to mind... Well, you must be dishonest."

"Learn to answer questions tactfully and cleverly. For example, if someone asks you 'Am I fat?', even if you are really fat, like South Dakota, don't just say fat, just say 'plump.' Remind you, London does Don't eat the food, it's for the sake of your life. The food she cooked is still very unpalatable. If she asks you 'how is it', you can say 'it's delicious' and 'the taste is very unique'. That's it, draw inferences from one example to other cases."

"Don't laugh at what other people like. Everyone has different tastes and hobbies, which means the things we like may vary greatly. You don't have to like other people's preferences, but you must respect them."

Dafeng rambled on for a long time, and Bu Tiao said, "I understand."

"Boys can be taught." Dafeng nodded, "Now let me test you... I am a passerby. If you ask me for directions, what should you say?"

Being childish, Bucao chuckled: "Hello, excuse me, how do I get here?"

"I always feel like something is wrong." Dafeng frowned, but unfortunately he couldn't figure out what the problem was. "Forget it, let's go to the next question. Veneto, you know, that fake lolita. She's short and has super flat chest. It’s better to say nothing at all. I drink milk and eat papaya every day, but it has no effect at all. If she asks you if your breasts are flat, how would you answer?”

Buqi held his face with one hand and said, "Definitely smaller than the Prince of Wales."

incredible. The monthly salary is two thousand yuan, which can be said to be less than ten thousand yuan.

Dafeng looked at the playground not far away: "Look at the group of little lolita playing there, the one with short pink hair is Xiao Zhai, the young Tirpitz, very strong. The one next to him is Xiao Luo, the young Rhodes Ni. If they come to you and ask you which one of them is cuter, how should you answer?"

Bu Nao said: "Xiao Luo is still well-behaved, and Xiao Zhai is still energetic."

Dafeng pouted: "Xiao Zhai is the cutest in the world, this is the tone."

"Dark story? Imperial order?"

"Can't you really see it?" Dafeng said, "How cute is Xiao Zhai?"

Bu Nuo took another look, and no one could refuse Xiao Zhai: "Yes, Xiao Zhai is the cutest in the world."

Dafeng asked a few more questions, and Buduo answered them smoothly. As long as he pays more attention, he can definitely speak well. Dafeng discovered the most critical problem. She waved her ruler and said, "Don't hit the smiling person with your hand. It's definitely not your kind of sneer or chuckle. Your kind of smile seems to look down on people, it's too sarcastic." ...You smile first."

Bu Tiao showed a smile.

Dafeng shook his head: "This won't work."

Bushu shrugged and spread his hands: "I tried my best."

"Eight teeth." Dafeng thought for a while, "When you smile, you show eight teeth."

"Eight teeth on the top, or four teeth on the top and bottom."

"I don't know." Dafeng decided to demonstrate, "Look, let me smile like this. First, stretch your eyebrows and raise them upward. Squint your eyes slightly. Raise the corners of your mouth and pout slightly."

Being natural is better than anything else, and smiling deliberately seems a bit fake. When Bu Tiao saw Dafeng's weird smile, she chuckled and took a sip from the black tea cup. Only a moment later, Dafeng came to her senses. She read the expression on her face that meant "this guy is so stupid." She thought about it and realized that what she did was really stupid, so she picked up the ruler.

"I've learned, I know what to do." It's not at the same level at all. With a casual word, Dafeng suddenly had nowhere to go.

"Forget it, you should practice more in private to make me laugh." Dafeng said seriously, "The tone of your words is wrong. It always sounds like you are self-righteous, condescending, too arrogant, and too contemptuous. You have to know, some Sometimes, tone is more important than the language itself.”

Bu Tiao looked at Dafeng in amusement: "Yeah."

Dafeng said nothing.

"Then what?" After waiting for a while, he asked.

"What?"

"I asked how to change it?"

Dafeng nodded seriously: "I don't know either."

Bu Tuo was surprised.

An idea flashed in Dafeng's mind, and she nodded thoughtfully. She remembered that in those novels, those high-ranking young ladies couldn't speak well. Only when they were down and had nothing, would they correct themselves: "Don't give up, starting from tomorrow, you put me in a maid uniform and go to work in a coffee shop. No matter who Don’t refuse what you are asked to do. Then follow the reputation and fight back to clean the house and fold clothes and quilts. Finally, you have to go to the canteen to be a waiter and serve everyone food. First, accept your character, you can’t do this.”

Bu Shu narrowed his eyes, a little unwillingly: "Maid?"

"Yes, it's a maid." Dafeng said, "And you're going to be a destroyer teacher."

Dafeng thought to himself that the little guys in the guard house were not afraid of anything. They were good to you and they were good to you. If you don't treat them well and don't talk nicely to them, they will make you angry to death. Each of them will be more mouthy than the other, especially if Long Xiang is here. After some hard work, you will know that you are wrong.

"All right."

Dafeng said: "I will supervise you."

That's how the perseverance in practice began.