Lord God Investigator

Before Luo Feng could make a choice, sparks were already flying between the two remaining people on the stage.

Jenna's clumsy performance attracted the sneer of Isiya, an experienced dramatist. The female elf couldn't hold back her laughter and said: "Heinali, this performance is really unsightly. I don't have a good face. I don’t even know how to speak Taiwanese, but you still want to compete with me for the leading role.”

The young girl was already trembling with nervousness, but when she heard such cynicism, she said angrily: "Old immortal, what's so great about you? You're just relying on your old age to show off your old age. As soon as you get on stage, you go 'Ahhhhh'. I thought you were just..." The old crow has flown into the theater!"

The elf Isiya's face sank when he heard this, and said tit for tat: "Short-lived species, when you are so old that all your teeth will fall out, I will still be in adolescence! The day you die of old age, I will go to your grave to perform a dance for you! "

"Go back to Evermeet, you dirty forest slut!"

Jenna became angry and cursed: "I heard that the elves living in the human world are not serious elves. Many elves hook up with three generations of the family, and the old ones will fool around with the younger ones after they die!"

Isiya couldn't bear this kind of anger and sneered: "Young child, what do you know? Having a good face does not mean being attractive. Charm is the essence accumulated by time, maturity and connotation. Just you Mr. Bredlow doesn't like this kind of kid at all, and he can be used as a toy occasionally."

"Mr. Bredlow!"

Jenna couldn't defeat Isiya, so she asked Luo Feng, who was having a hard time choosing the heroine in the audience, for help: "Listen, what is this? The heroine Rose is a pure and kind-hearted girl, which is exactly in line with my temperament. It would be most suitable for me to be the heroine, and let that elf play a third-class vixen."

"Mr. Bredreau." Isiya also said to Luo Feng: "You should still remember what happened to the Sigil Theater Company. They made do with a stand-in with little experience. As a result, the performance frequently went wrong, and the audience often shouted at them. Interrupted by boos, your reputation is ruined!”

This speaks to Jenna's weakness. Her acting skills are not much better than those of Sigil Theater Company's stand-in Biff. In order to win the role of Rose, the young girl decided to fight.

After all, this "Titanic" is likely to become a classic show that will last forever, and she can also become an instant star with the role of Rose, becoming a popular actress in Amn and even the entire Sword Coast region.

Jenna blushed and said: "Director Bradlow, my acting skills are a bit poor, but hard work can make up for my shortcomings. I can go to your room every night to ask you for advice on acting skills. I believe that after your teaching, I can do it." For the role of Si', please, please teach me."

The young girl looking at Xiafei's cheeks spoke in a coquettish tone, letting Jun pick up her words, and Luo Feng couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

Seeing this, Isiya couldn't help it anymore, and said in a more gentle tone: "Director Bradlow, what's so good about a girl who is as clumsy in bed as she is on stage? I have more than two hundred years of experience." Bed, ahem, she is an experienced woman on stage. She knows a little bit about all the tricks and positions, you just need to lie back and enjoy it, I guarantee you will be satisfied."

Hi, this is an old female driver.

Luo Feng couldn't decide for a while. Should he eat young grass or get into the old female driver's car?

Tang Xiaotian, who was standing aside as the director's assistant, couldn't stand it anymore. The more the topic got talked about, the more despicable it was. They were not choosing actresses!

"Ahem!"

Tang Xiaotian pretended to cough and said in a cold voice: "You three, please respect yourselves. The stage of the theater is a sacred occasion. The god of art Fan De will punish you for discussing such a topic!"

"I respect myself, Io!"

Luo Feng muttered unhappily and waved his hands towards the two actresses on the stage, indicating that their audition was over.

"I won't decide on the spot. You should go back and wait for news."

The two actresses glared at each other and left the stage angrily. When they passed by Luo Feng, they quietly gave him notes with their addresses written on them.

Tang Xiaotian saw all this scene and hated her so much that it made her teeth itch. Due to Luo Feng's presence, she couldn't angrily scold these two actresses who wanted to be hidden.

After the two actresses walked out of the theater door, Luo Feng tore both notes into pieces and threw them away.

"Both of them are unqualified." Luo Feng rubbed his temples and said to Tang Xiaotian, who was in charge of recording.

Tang Xiaotian was secretly happy, but he said worriedly: "But they are the last two actresses. If they are not qualified, no one will pass this round of auditions. Do we have to find another group of actresses?" A second round of auditions?”

"No more looking. This batch can already represent the highest level of actresses in Am's entertainment industry." Luo Feng shook his head and said, "I'm afraid if we look for another batch, they won't be as good as this batch."

"Is there someone you like among the people eliminated before?"

Tang Xiaotian flipped through the list of eliminated people. After thinking about it for a long time, she didn't feel that any of the people who had been eliminated before were better than Jenna and Isiya.

"The group of people who used to be extras were an eyesore, so how could we find a suitable candidate?" Luo Feng sighed. He rubbed his temples vigorously, looking distressed.

Tang Xiaotian licked his lips and tried to ask: "Would you like me to go on stage and try acting? I have never seen a pig running. I have at least eaten pork. My favorite movie is "Titanic". I have watched it no less than ten times. Well, maybe I’m better than them all.”

"All right."

Luo Feng glanced at her and sneered: "Since you are so active, I will give you a chance. You go up and try out the acting, and you will do the third act, scene four."

"Okay!"

Tang Xiaotian hurriedly agreed, and happily opened the script to Act 3, Scene 4. After just one glance, his face drooped.

Act 3, Scene 4 is when the hero Io paints a portrait of the heroine Rose...the heroine has to appear in full X, lying on a sofa in a very seductive pose.

"I can't act in this scene!"

Without even going on stage, Tang Xiaotian threw down the script, crossed his arms and sulked.

"She is self-aware." Luo Feng curled his lips in disgust: "I know I'm not in good shape, so showing up at the airport doesn't mean much."

He rubbed his head again and muttered in distress: "It would be great if I could use shadow clones and seduction techniques. I could clone myself and use seduction techniques to play Rose, and the male and female protagonists would be handled by one person, so I wouldn't have to worry so much about finding an actor."

Tang Xiaotian got goosebumps when she heard this. She knew that there were many passionate scenes between the male and female protagonists of Titanic. She could not imagine what it was like for a man to have a passionate scene with his female doppelgänger.

Luo Feng sighed again and said: "It's a pity that as a monk, I can't use the two magics of Faerun's version of shadow clone 'Simulacra' and seduction 'Chaos Wave-Transformation'. The heroine still has to continue." try to find."

"Captain, didn't you say you won't conduct the next round of auditions? How to find the heroine?" Tang Xiaotian asked.

"How to find it? Just go to the streets and look for it."

Luo Feng said: "Let's act as a talent scout to see if we can find a girl with potential on the street. In the real world, aren't many great directors who find suitable heroines the same as amateurs they accidentally discover on the street?"

Tang Xiaotian always felt that the captain's words seemed to be taken from some kind of unhealthy film. This project of finding amateur actresses on the street seemed not very serious, but out of consideration for maintaining her ladylike image, she still held back. Make complaints.