Lord God Investigator

The dwarf's racial trait of treating paying taxes as the most stupid thing in the world is deep-rooted. After millions of years of inheritance, it is engraved in the genes of every dwarf. Luo Feng could not change Yao En's stubborn idea of ​​treating him as a fool with just a few words. .

Suppressing his anger and being patient, Luo Feng took the Io hanging from Tang Xiaotian's belt, showed it to Yao En, and said, "I heard that you are a very talented inventor and have extensive research on dwarf technology. What about you?" Let’s take a look at this technological creation.”

"This is just a metal ball. It's polished very smooth and has some patterns carved on it."

Yao En glanced at it and said impatiently: "There are always idiots who fall for this kind of trick, and are sold by profiteers some seemingly high-tech items, but in fact they are just decorations, just with a weird appearance."

"Mr. Yao En, I am not a ball."

Io Qiu immediately understood what the captain meant and said angrily: "I am a magical mechanical creation. Its full name is: Pacific Rim Pan-Intelligent Full-Functional Multi-Dimensional Non-Standardized Electromagnetic Quantum Gravitational Wave Super Intelligent Brain 3.0plus limited edition."

Yao En's eyes widened and he was almost confused by the list of nouns Ai Ou said.

He quickly took Io, held it in his hands and turned it over and over to examine it, muttering as he looked: "Oh, it's really magical. Looking through the gap, it turns out that the mechanical structure inside is very complicated. Is this a strange object from the mechanical realm?"

"This intelligent brain does not come from the mechanical realm, but is an artificial creation, developed and manufactured by Io, the most genius scientist in the multiverse."

Ao Ou shamelessly boasted that his mechanical body and soul-sealing ball were all made by himself.

"Yao En, you treat me like an idiot. I am too generous to argue with you."

Luo Feng interjected: "The partner you work with to develop what I call a great invention is the magical brain in your hand. If you think it is a stupid ball, just assume that I have never mentioned it to you. I won’t help you pay taxes, so you should go back to jail.”

Yao En took Ai Ou's ball, glanced at Luo Feng, thought for a while and said: "I have to test it. Hey, do you also know about dwarf technology?"

"The Encyclopedia of the Multiverse is stored in the database of this intelligent brain. The technology of the dwarves is simply lower than the building blocks played by young children in the multiverse. Perhaps it is one level higher than the green-skinned technology level that screams 'WAAAGH!' all the time. Just a little bit.”

Yao En's face turned green when he heard this.

What is the technological level of "WAAAGH!"?

"I think this will work! As for why? Because I think this will work!"

"Well, it shouldn't explode, right? I can only guarantee that this thing won't explode when opened. Whether it falls apart or not is none of my business."

"Repair? Just knock and smash! Look, it's fixed! Oh no, it's falling apart!"

"This part can't be installed. Hey, the size is just right, but it's not very secure. Just tie it with a rope. I'm really a genius!"

It is hard for you to imagine that the above words were spoken by a green-skinned great technician and green-skinned chief scientist. The great green-skinned technician later died in an accident when the green-skinned highest technological crystal he invented - the extra-dimensional concussion cannon exploded.

The shells of the extra-dimensional concussion cannon are goblins of moderate stature. However, when the great technician was choosing the shells, the goblin he chose did not control his diet well. He had gained weight and was seriously overweight. He had already caught up with the bugbears.

The great technician thought that even a fatter goblin was still a goblin, so he just shoved the cannonball into the barrel, then lit the fuse with his own hands and fired.

You read that right, the Green Skin’s interdimensional concussion cannon fires by using a torch to point the fuse.

The dimensional vortex and demonic annihilation energy erupted from the exploding cannon turned a ten-mile radius into nothingness, and the great technician was wiped out.

Therefore, Io's statement that the technological level of the dwarves was only slightly higher than that of the green skins completely angered the dwarf inventor Yao En.

"You talkative ball, I want to have a good discussion with you!" Yao Sen said angrily: "Do you know the 'coupling principle'?"

"'Coupling principle' has multiple meanings. Do you mean 'electrical coupling' or 'magnetic coupling'?"

"Not bad, then let me ask you again, do you understand structural mechanics?"

"Structural mechanics? That's a long story. I can explain it to you slowly..."

Luo Feng waited with peace of mind for Io to teach Yao En the science. After chatting with the metal ball for a while, the dwarf inventor was shocked to see it as a celestial ball. He was completely impressed by Io's knowledge and changed his title.

"Master Qiu, it is my honor to cooperate with you, but why should a great scholar like you take orders from a fool? Is it out of control?"

Yao En said to Ai Ou respectfully: "How about I kick that idiot's ass hard and take you away from him?"

Luo Feng sneered: "You can try it, but I sincerely suggest you not to do it."

Yao En just gave it a try. He recited a spell and blessed himself with a "transformation self". He planned to transform into a strong ogre, beat Luo Feng to the ground, grab Io and run away.

Luo Feng did not interrupt his spellcasting, and waited for the transformation spell to finish chanting. The short dwarf swelled into a muscular ogre. Then Luo Feng took action with a sinister smile, pinning the ogre to the ground and beating him!

Before his transformation, Yao En was really not strong enough to fight Luo Feng. If he struck a little harder, he would have to use the Resurrection Scroll on a ball of rotten meat. When he transformed into a giant man with more meat, it felt good to fight.

Instead of stopping him, the prison guards cheered him on, which shows how unpopular Yao En is.

The poor dwarf inventor suffered the most brutal beating in his life. Thanks to his bad mouth, he received countless beatings in his long life, but none of them hurt more than this one.

Countless fists hit his body and face from all angles, and the strength and physical attributes added to him by the "Transformation Technique - Transform into Ogre" had no effect at all.

The monk who beat him was an expert in beating people. He had beaten up to eight thousand people or humanoid creatures in all the worlds, and his experience in how to trigger pain nerves reached the level of a master.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch... don't hit me. Old Yao En's bones can't bear it. Please spare me."

The monk's attack was even more vicious: "Isn't it great to be mentally ill? I happen to have been in a lunatic asylum, what kind of lunatic have I not seen?"

After dozens more punches, Yao En could no longer scream. His limbs were twisted and spread out on the ground, and blood flowed into puddles.

If you take in too little air and get too much air out, you will soon die.

Luo Feng gasped and stopped, mentioning that the dwarf inventor, who had been beaten back to his original shape but had gained a lot of weight for some reason, embarked on the road back to Wujiuhu Theater, leaving behind traces wherever he went. There was blood dripping all the way.