Lord God Investigator

"Release the superheroes I recruited from the parallel universe immediately!"

As soon as she saw Damian, the beautiful girl Bruce yelled angrily: "I really underestimated your shamelessness. How could you do this? When the war is over, they return to their respective parallel universes and spread this matter to other parallel universes." The universe still thinks that the Wayne family’s family business in our parallel universe is an entertainment city that provides superhero services!”

"That's a good idea!"

Damian seemed to have been reminded and said happily: "Dr. Tingrui mentioned that he once opened a parallel universe 'nursery' in a parallel universe. As a result, Dr. Rui from the parallel universe who came up with the idea made a lot of money. After the war ends, our father and son will jointly open a parallel universe entertainment city. I will be responsible for running it and you will be responsible for purchasing the goods. We will definitely become the richest people in this universe!"

"Damn it, I'm not here to give you advice, you really want to start this kind of business!" Bruce said without tears: "How could I have a son like you? They are superheroes who want to defeat threats to the universe. Only powerful enemies of life and death have come to our universe, you can’t treat them like this!”

Damian curled his lips and said: "Then what do you think I should do with them? They have two abilities. One is to fight, and the other is to entertain the public and inspire people. You have also seen the results of the fight. It is not useful at all. After all, don’t we only have the two talents of entertaining the public and inspiring people to play this role?”

While talking, Damian also pulled out the tablet computer, showed the data displayed on the computer to Batman, and said: "Not to mention, after they engaged in the work of motivating soldiers, the effect was really good. Here are the soldiers' responses to The questionnaire on this service has been unanimously praised! Some soldiers left a message saying that after receiving this service, they felt that although they were not superheroes, they were better than superheroes. They felt great and particularly confident, and they could not fight against the Nightmare Knights. There is no more psychological pressure, and I feel an inexplicable sense of superiority."

"But... this is in exchange for trampling on the dignity of superheroes!" Bruce said bitterly: "This is unfair to superheroes..."

"What's unfair?"

Damian said coldly: "The dignity of a superhero is not given by the people. Without the people, how can there be a glamorous superhero? If you want to stand up, you can become a superhero. You also have to have the strength to punch everything." Right? When the situation is stronger than the person, you have to admit when you are wrong, and you have to stand firm when you are beaten!"

Having said this, Damian paused, and then said earnestly: "In the final analysis, everything I did was not to defeat Barbatos at all costs and save the entire universe. Do you think I would do anything to achieve this goal?" Forced to do business? How do you think Darkseid was beaten into a harmless baby? It wasn't because I hooked up with his daughter, he was actually defeated by my fancy pants!

Being forced to stay open is shameful, but it is very effective! You want face but don’t want to suffer. How can there be such a good thing in the world? Do you really think that God is your biological father and your family created the universe? In this critical period when the universe is about to be destroyed, how about being a little aggrieved? Besides, all the soldiers I have trained are handsome men and beautiful women, and I don’t know who will take advantage and who will suffer! "

Damian kept saying one absurd thing after another, leaving Bruce speechless and unable to vent his anger.

"Oh, right!"

Damian slapped his head, as if he remembered something, and said to the angry beautiful girl Bruce: "In the past few years since you left, the human situation has improved, and the antidote to the gene reversal potion has been produced. Do you want to change back to the original? "

This news is good news. Bruce has been wearing this beautiful girl skin for several years, and it can be said that he has suffered enough. Not to mention the inconvenient few days every month. Occasionally, due to the body's endocrine and hormonal effects, some men would be stimulated by hormones. She only relied on her strong will to endure it and made a big mistake.

A son is better than a father. Bruce understands Damian's character best. He estimates that even if he fights for his life, the superheroes from the parallel universe who are pushed into the fire pit may not be able to be saved. Bruce will no longer do useless work. Pay attention. The force was transferred to the antidote Damian mentioned.

"It's time to wait for the antidote!" The beautiful girl Bruce trembled excitedly: "Give me the antidote quickly, I want to return to my original state immediately!"

Damian showed a meaningful smile and said in a long voice: "Well... I can give you the antidote, but there are conditions."

"What conditions?" The beautiful girl Bruce felt an ominous premonition in her heart.

"When you change back to your original self, you have to open the business for me like those parallel universe Batmans and become a soldier motivation officer!"

The beautiful girl Bruce's eyes widened and she said in shock: "You didn't arrange for me to be a motivation officer at the beginning. I thought you did it because I am your father. I didn't expect that you would not even let your biological father go." ?”

"You were not assigned initially because you look female and the soldiers would not recognize you as Batman. If you want to be a motivation officer, you must be a famous superhero."

Damian looked like he didn't recognize his relatives: "Now that we are facing a national crisis, all human beings in the multiverse should have money and strength to contribute. Those who have no money and strength should be born. Even if you and I are related, we cannot be exceptions. . Besides, I have already dedicated myself. If your external conditions are so suitable, why don’t you devote yourself to it?

This is called promoting virtuous people without avoiding relatives! In times of national calamity, all mankind has become soldiers and gone to the front lines, but you stay in the rear and become a waste. That is a national traitor and a deserter. I cannot regard a thief as my father, nor can I trap you in injustice and force you to be a person who contributes to mankind and the universe. Good father, this is great filial piety! "

The beautiful girl Bruce was almost stunned by his nonsense, but she also understood what Damian meant. Except for those things that were not there, if she wanted to regain her male body, she must devote herself generously to the cause of liberation of the universe. Otherwise, I can only continue to use this beautiful girl's body as a vase.

Bruce was caught in a major decision in his life, but he couldn't make a decision for a while. It was like choosing between curry-flavored shit and shit-flavored curry. No matter what choice he made, he seemed to be losing money.

"Dad! I'm really not trying to trick you as a son. You have also seen that the effect of superhero motivation officers is very good, but the number of motivation officers is too small, and the soldiers are crying for food!"

Seeing her tangled expression, Damian persuaded her earnestly: "It won't be long before the army of the dark multiverse is about to invade. The seven billion soldiers in the world must take turns to enjoy the service at least once, right? And the destruction of the universe." Compared with the consequences, this job is just a bit harder. It is nothing more than physical labor, and you don’t have to worry about your body being overwhelmed. I have a secret method that can keep you energetic and physically strong 24 hours a day. For the sake of the whole universe, you will Sacrifice and sacrifice!”