Lord God Investigator

"Master, what are you talking about?"

Xiaodie solemnly said: "My disciple is also from a martial arts family. When I was a child, I saw how my father and brother practiced Kungfu. The so-called practice of Sanfu in the summer and Sanjiu in the winter. You must endure hardships to become a master. This is No matter how hard and tiring it is to practice martial arts, if Xiaodie can rely on this skill to escape from Lu Xiangchuan's clutches after mastering it, it will be both bitter and sweet."

The lustful immortal smiled and nodded. A set of tiger-striped clothes appeared in his palm. He handed the clothes to Xiaodie and said, "Then what are you waiting for? Why don't you go change into your training clothes?"

In Xiaodie's opinion, that outfit cannot be called "clothes" - it's too sparse in materials. The upper body is just a tube top, and the lower body shorts are extremely short, paired with a pair of long tubes that are also tiger-striped. Boots, in addition to the boots, there is a fake cat ear hairpin and a fake cat tail.

Seeing Xiaodie coyly refusing to answer, the lustful immortal said displeasedly: "Who just now can endure any hardship? Just changing clothes is so procrastinating!"

Xiaodie felt confused: "This dress is too revealing. It's almost as if I'm not wearing anything. It's really embarrassing. Can I not change it?"

The lustful immortal frowned and said: "Did you know that the ancient tomb sect has a kind of martial arts, which requires two people to guide each other's true energy while naked? That martial arts is called "Jade Girl Su Heart Sutra". During the practice, the whole body is steaming with heat. If you wear clothes, the heat will If you can't get rid of it, you will go crazy. In order to practice this kung fu, the male and female master and disciple I mentioned did not care about the defense of men and women and the human relationship between master and disciple. They actually practiced naked face to face. Later, the two mastered the magical kung fu and became famous in the world. The famous couple of Condor Heroes!"

Pushing the cosplay suit in front of Xiaodie, the lustful immortal said: "If you don't wear this training suit, the heat in your body will be unable to be discharged, and it will be a trivial matter to be extremely hot and tortured. If you go crazy and damage your meridians, Even as a teacher, I can't save him."

She always felt that her lecherous master was making up nonsense stories to deceive others, but Xiaodie saw that what he said was true and true, so she bit her silver teeth in desperation, picked up her clothes and ran away covering her face. I went to change clothes behind a broken wall.

After a while, Xiaodie changed into the cat-eared girl's suit, walked up to the lustful immortal with a flushed face, handed the cat tail over and said: "This tail disciple really doesn't know how to put it on, there are no pants on it." Accessories such as hooks, there is nothing at the end of the tail except an oval-shaped hard object..."

The lustful immortal said nothing, and motioned to Xiaodie to watch his movements, "I just said 'hmm' and put it on immediately."

Xiaodie was furious in her heart. She could no longer suppress her anger. She threw the cat tail in her hand on Master Baian's face and said sullenly: "You can wear it yourself if you want. I'm also obsessed with this. I'm so obsessed with you." It’s so hard for Se embryo to deceive you!”

The lustful immortal casually took the cat's tail that was thrown over and sneered: "Ignorant young man, you still want to learn advanced martial arts. It doesn't matter if you don't wear this tail. If you fail to practice Qinggong by then and become a lame cat, don't blame me." I didn’t remind you!”

Is wearing a cat tail related to practicing Qing Gong?

Xiaodie had originally made up her mind not to believe the lustful fairy's lies, but when she heard what he said, her heart began to beat again. If you only master the claw skills without the coordination of light skills, how can you escape from Lu Xiangchuan's clutches?

Lü Xiangchuan is one of the best hidden weapon masters in the world. Hidden weapons make good people often have superb light skills, so that they can distance themselves from their opponents and use hidden weapons to kill enemies where they cannot reach them.

If he is not good at Qinggong and has only practiced half-baked Cat Claw Kung Fu, but cannot catch up with the enemy and can only be beaten on the spot, how can he be Ritsukagawa's opponent?

Xiaodie sighed and said, "If you tell me the truth, I'll do it! If you can't tell the truth, it's okay not to practice this cat's claw skill."

The lustful fairy said: "Have you ever seen how clumsy a cat without a tail is? The tail is an important organ for cats to maintain balance. Without the tail, the cat cannot adjust its center of gravity in the air. This tail is like a juggler walking on a tightrope. With that balance pole in hand, a cat’s tail is indispensable if it wants to pounce and jump flexibly!”

Xiaodie thought about it and realized that she had actually seen a bald-tailed cat. After that cat had its tail cut off, it could no longer catch mice. It would fall over when jumping from a high place like a table. If it hadn't been someone If you feed them, you will probably starve to death.

After hesitating again and again, Xiaodie let out a sigh of relief, took back the cat tail from the lustful immortal, and walked back behind the broken wall dejectedly.

A low-pitched moan came from behind the broken wall, and Xiaodie walked out with her face flushed again, the cat's tail swinging behind her.

"You can teach me martial arts now!" Xiaodie said through gritted teeth.

"It still lacks so much flavor..."

The lustful fairy pondered for a while, then used a pen to paint the tip of Xiaodie's nose black, and then drew three lines on the left and right sides of her cheeks.

"Whiskers are also very important to cats. Cats use their whiskers to judge the width of their caves. If there are no whiskers..."

"Master, your cat's whiskers are painted on."

"Forget its form and take its spirit."

The lustful fairy looked at Xiaodie's appearance again, and this time he nodded with satisfaction, took out a small flat box, moved it to Xiaodie's side, put his face close to Xiaodie's cat face, and raised the small box up to face Two people.

Suddenly, a dot on the small box flashed, and with a click, the selfie was completed.

After saving the photos as souvenirs, the lustful immortal clapped his hands, and a bunch of small dried fish strung together appeared in his palms, and some green weeds appeared, and they were tied to Xiaodie's body. On the body.

"This grass is called Mu Tian Polygonum, one of cats' favorite plants. There is no need to explain the dried fish. You can now enter the cave dwelling to practice."

Xiaodie didn't take a step, she said doubtfully: "Master, you haven't told me how to practice yet."

The lustful immortal said: "The training method is actually similar to the "Tian Luo Di Net Situation", but what we practice is Cat Claw Technique, replacing the ninety-nine and eighty-one sparrows with the nine-nine and eighty-one cats."

Xiaodie asked: "Master wants me to go in and catch the cat?"

The lustful immortal shook his head and said: "There is no need to catch the cat. You have dried fish and polygonum hanging on your body, and the cat will naturally come to catch you."

Xiaodie then asked: "The cat is coming to catch me? So what should I do to deal with it? What is the correct way to practice?"

The lustful immortal said: "How else to deal with it? Just don't get scratched to death by the cat."

Xiaodie had more doubts in her mind, but the lustful immortal waited impatiently and pushed her into the cave, then closed the door of the cave and used the door bar to push the door shut.

"Just a reminder, the cats inside have been hungry for three days and three nights, and I gave those cats some drugs that will make them go crazy. You have to be more careful."

Xiaodie suddenly woke up after hearing this, and wanted to turn around and escape, but found that the door had been sealed tightly, and it would not budge no matter how hard she beat it.

When he turned around again, he saw countless pairs of eyes glowing red and full of animality flashing out of the dark and deep cave.

Every pair of cat eyes full of hunting desire stared blankly at Xiaodie, as if she were a big white and tender mouse.