Lord God Investigator

What kind of people are superheroes?

Luo Feng had already started thinking about this issue when he first entered the Marvel Universe and knew that he would be dealing with a group of superheroes.

Just like Colossus once said when he was pouring chicken soup to Deadpool and trying to get him to join the X-Men:

“It only takes four or five moments to be a hero, it’s not like everyone thinks it’s a full-time job, you’re a hero when you wake up, you’re a hero when you brush your teeth, you’re a hero when you go to work.

For a hero, there are only four or five moments in life that really matter, four or five moments of making a choice - making a sacrifice, overcoming a shortcoming, saving a friend, sparing an enemy. Everything else is unimportant, how the world sees us... …”

When Colossus said this, the impatient Deadpool shot and killed the enemy Colossus had planned to let him spare.

Deadpool is a real villain, he doesn't bother to listen to hypocrites.

If Colossus fed this bowl of chicken soup to Director Luo, Director Luo would arrest him and warn him that a hero only takes four or five moments, but being a superhero is a full-time job. If you want to work part-time, you should ask SHIELD The sharpness of the knife is detrimental.

A hero may only take four or five moments, because after ordinary people become heroes, they either die or become ordinary people again, and cannot be heroes for the second time in their lives.

But superheroes have super powers, and it is not easy to die even if they want to die. They can always jump out and fight another day.

Ordinary heroes and superheroes are two different concepts, but Colossus' Metamorphic Chicken Soup confuses them and secretly changes the concepts.

This is how most superheroes view their "career", so they only focus on those "four or five moments" instead of "being a hero when you wake up, being a hero when you brush your teeth, and still being a hero when you go to work."

The aura of a hero is too heavy, and it's too tiring to be a hero all the time, so superheroes get lazy.

Either you are a hero when you put on the mask, and you pretend to be an ordinary person when you take off the mask.

Either have a clear conscience and just be yourself. Regardless of whether the world criticizes or praises him, in the end mortals will rely on him to save the world. After saving the world for four or five moments, he will be a hero.

What are superheroes without superpowers?

Kick-Ass and his League of Freaks?

Philanthropist, playboy, billionaire?

A billionaire who suffered a lot and committed countless deaths but survived because of good luck?

A former commando who committed numerous murders and arson crimes with impunity?

Stripping away the moral aura of superheroes, in Luo Feng's opinion, it is best to use these people as super soldiers, so he recruited a group of superheroes to join the Space Marines.

When it comes to taking risks to save people, firefighters, policemen, and soldiers are all doing this, but they must be supervised by public opinion, abide by laws and rules, and cannot act arbitrarily. They are also sacrificing and saving the world, but people will not Be as tolerant to them as you are to superheroes.

Could it be that if you have superpowers, put on a tight suit, cover your face, and act more handsomely when rescuing people, can you get preferential treatment?

With great ability comes great responsibility? It is better to say that the greater the ability, the greater the courage, and the more unbridled!

None of the so-called "superheroes" in the original Avengers were daring and reckless. In the end, they made people angry and signed the "Kosovia Act", causing civil war and division. After poking a lot of holes, half of them became The other half fled to Wakanda and hid.

They are waiting for Thanos to "bravely" stand up and clear their name after Thanos attacks, and become heroes again after those "four or five moments". The people they saved will forget what they have done. Stupid thing, continue to worship them!

The biggest role of the title hero is not to show how great and powerful the person who bears the title of hero is.

Creating heroic images is often done to inspire people and is a need for publicity.

To become a hero is to become an idol in a sense. He must always remind himself that he is a hero when he gets up, brushes his teeth and is a hero when he goes to work.

The image of a hero, like an idol, needs to be managed, rather than expecting people to worship him as a matter of course after saving the world.

Superheroes, in Luo Feng's opinion, are neither glorious nor selfless. Instead, they are a group of extremely egoistic people. Wearing personalized tights is a way to express oneself. Fighting with abilities that mortals do not have is a way to show oneself. Fighting alone is a way of showing oneself. Fighting, one or a few people are still showing themselves when facing the army to save the world.

They are people without self, the self-image they desire most deep down!

If they were just characters in comics used to swindle money and keep readers self-satisfied, that would be perfectly fine.

But when the Lord God creates the Marvel Universe and ordinary people and superheroes live together, this is completely different.

Superheroes with extreme egos are less desirable and more terrifying.

Mortals can only tremble, pray for their protection, fear their power, fear that they will be affected by the dark side in their hearts and go crazy, and in turn harm the ant-like mortals.

Deadpool, Professor

After they turn dark, they cause huge harm to mortals, far more than the super criminals who make small troubles.

In the eyes of mortals living in the Marvel universe, they are uncontrollable monsters, selfish lunatics, and fanatics who do not follow the rules!

Become a superhero, reach the sky and do whatever you want. If you don't become a superhero, you will end up as an ant. This is the most basic world view of the Marvel universe. Superheroes are chosen by the transcendent gods and favored by fate. Mortals have no promotion path and are out of reach.

Only by distorting this point can we complete the task of distorting the world line.

To change this worldview, we must create a new world where everyone can obtain superpowers, everyone is a superhero, and superheroes must abide by the rules. This is the goal that Luo Feng has been working hard for.

For the so-called "superheroes" who were stuffed into the Space Marine Corps, Luo Feng had no expectations for them. He only had to obey orders and follow instructions. He would be rewarded for meritorious deeds and punished for misdeeds. He would trade his extraordinary strength for commissions and benefits, just like a soldier. Just fighting for humanity is enough.

But the Avengers are different. This team is the first superhero team on earth in the Marvel universe. They must play an inspiring role, manage their own image well, and become the world's most important team at the critical juncture when people on earth are entering the era of the big universe. The example of the people on earth guides people on earth to adapt to the coming changes of the times, accept that they have obtained superpowers through hard work, and lays a public opinion foundation for future genetic modification and the practice of martial arts by all people.

To use LM potions on these superheroes, on the one hand, there are really no suitable props in hand, and on the other hand, Luo Feng wants to give this hero team a "primary effect" that is most easily accepted by the public, so that people can preconceptionally establish the "super The first impression is that the hero is harmless and gaining superpowers that destroys the world is not scary.

In the original plot, the Avengers repelled the Chitauri invasion and after defeating Ultron, they still received mixed praise and praise. There were more people who opposed them than those who supported them. The introduction of the "Kosovia Act" proved this a little.

They even created a sworn enemy who vowed to destroy them, and eventually this ordinary man succeeded in triggering the Avengers Civil War, which ultimately disintegrated the Avengers from within.

The fact that the original Avengers did not actively manage their public image is just one of them. In fact, it is difficult for them to have a good public image themselves.

A playboy billionaire creates Ultron's mustache that leads to a world-ending crisis.

An alien prince.

A destructive maniac who will turn into a madman when he is angry. This green vandal even destroyed a block in New York.

A neurotic witch.

A vibranium creature evolved from AI.

A group of secret service agents.

How can these people leave a first impression on the people that they can imitate and learn from? Which one is worth emulating and learning from?

If you want to become Iron Man, the prerequisite is that your father must be rich, and you must inherit your father's excellent high IQ genes.

If you want to become an alien prince, the prerequisite is that you are not from Earth, and your father must be Odin.

To be the Hulk, you have to go crazy and kill people and set fire to the city.

To become the Scarlet Witch, you have to be lucky enough to survive among tens of thousands of dead experimental subjects, and you have to be a little mentally disturbed.

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Only Captain America Steve's primacy effect can inspire people at the first impression, but he is out of touch with the times. He is troubled by loneliness, is about to suffer from depression, has too much time to take care of himself, and has no time to publicize to the outside world. It fits the times and gives people an intuitive impression of being fake and empty.

If there were only a group of superheroes like the Avengers in the world, that would be it. Just leave them the task of maintaining world peace and saving the earth, and the people would live peacefully under their protection.

But the earth in the Marvel universe is different. Every day, people gain superpowers through various strange methods. Maybe they awaken the X gene, maybe they use a certain serum, maybe they are possessed by some strange force in the universe, maybe they It was through hard training that I lost my hair... Don't guess, I'm talking about Professor X.

Some of these people who have acquired superpowers are countless times more powerful than the members of the Avengers, such as Franklin Richards, the son of Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman. This omega-level mutant who has awakened the X gene has Half the power of the Big Bang.

Another example is Kevin Connor, an ordinary young star who was hit by a meteor and gained super powers. Once he gained the powers, he became as powerful as a god.

Also like the junkie Sentinel, who sneaks into a laboratory and drinks a bottle of serum to become invincible.

The Earth in the Marvel Universe is like a cradle that breeds superpowers. The abilities of the first few members of the Avengers are as fragile as babies compared to the superpowers that may appear in the future.

Although they are not the strongest, they stand at the peak of historical change at the right time and are the most dazzling superheroes of this era.

They are the number one superhero team on earth, and they are the idols that all ordinary people who will gain superpowers look up to, learn from and emulate.

A promising nation cannot be without heroes, and a promising country cannot be without pioneers. An earth where superpowers emerge in large numbers must have superpowers to stand up and inspire all mortals who will gain superpowers to become like them who are dedicated to the earth. Make contributions and serve as an example of selfless service to all mankind.

Therefore, Luo Feng painstakingly created the Avengers Girls, a superhero idol group with an excellent image, a group of beautiful girls who look only 16 years old.

A girl, a lovely and pure girl who is untouched by the world.

A perfect creature that is not contaminated by the dirty world, believes in love and kindness, and represents the best side of human beings.

Human beings consider themselves to be a group of people with the cutest personalities, the most beautiful faces, and the clearest hearts.

Who wouldn’t like such a team of heroes at first sight? Who wouldn’t want to be their friend and fight alongside them?

Who would slander them and want to be their enemy wholeheartedly?

The delicate appearance of the girls belies the horror that they have extraordinary power and can crush mortals like ants.

The girl's pure heart blocked the mouths of those evildoers who spun conspiracy theories and threat theories.

The reason why cuteness is justice is because cute things have no dark spots. When people see cute things, they will naturally have a bright heart, think of beauty, and feel happy.

It is most appropriate that they serve as role models for a group of extraordinary powers.

If the Avengers girls created by Luo Feng suddenly turn dark one day, unwilling to speak for justice, and want to selfishly show their dark side, then Luo Feng will activate a spell to turn them all back to their ugly, old and weak prototypes, allowing them to Returning to the mortal community and announcing to the outside world that they have died and sacrificed for humanity, they will always live in people's hearts and continue to inspire people.

This is the price of speaking for justice, the power given to them by Luo Feng, and the admiration and praise of the people for them. There is no doing whatever they want, only sacrifice and responsibility.

Thanks to the readers who have persisted until this point and haven't been bitten by the sissies. I finally wrote down my thoughts on superheroes. As for whether I am right or wrong, it is just my personal opinion. Please treat me as nonsense, haha.